Politics here has become quite addicted to managing our lives for us. Fat taxes, internet filters, incentives to have babies, disincentives to drink too much, bonuses for being green, you name it, a politician has promised it, and we’ve come to expect it.

Illustration: The Australian's Bill Leak

But in the UK yesterday Conservative leader David Cameron pulled the trigger on a completely counter strategy, promising to not only leave Britons alone to run their own lives, but basically telling them to get off their sofas and start administering things themselves.

“Sack your MP, chose your own school, veto council tax rises, vote for your police commissioner, save the local post office - so many things to do.” Goodness, that sounds tiring.

In a great piece in the Herald Sun yesterday Bernard Salt talked about why we’ve not only allowed our governments indulge in nanny politics. He said we’re particularly prone during times of economic challenge to want state to tell us what to do.

What we need is a prescription from above so that we might be saved from eternal economic and environmental damnation. Here indeed is the perfect environment to support the rise of, or at least the development of, the nanny state. Nanny tells us what to do when we are scared and just a little bit frightened. Don’t worry, if everyone follows the rules we’ll all be OK. And it’s hard to argue with the logic of nanny’s ardent supporters: Look what happened at the end of the boom when there were no rules. Financial chaos. Keep on the straight and narrow and it’ll all be OK.

David Cameron disagrees, and with two new polls showing his lead over Labour’s Gordon Brown slipping, he made his pitch.

In his campaign launch at Battersea power station in South London Cameron basically challenged Britons to stop relying on “big government” and instead build a “big society.”

According to the Daily Mail “Citizen Dave” unveiled a 28,000-word manifesto “which he said offered a fundamental shift from one political philosophy for running Britain to another.”

Key pledges include allowing people to set up their own schools, block big council tax rises and to cut the number of MPs.

He repeatedly used the opening words of the U.S. Constitution -  ‘we, the people’  -  and echoed John F Kennedy’s famous call to arms as he declared: ‘Ask what you can do for your country, and yes, for your family and for your community, too.’

Mr Cameron used the phrase ‘we’re all in this together’ frequently, with 22 mentions of the word ‘together’, the word ‘people’ 41 times, and ‘change’ 19 times. He sought to frame his ‘big society’ vision as involving the most extensive devolution of power in a generation.

Other key manifesto measures included blocking next year’s rise in National Insurance using £6billion cut from wasteful spending.

There would be eight economic benchmarks to judge the success of a Tory government, including safeguarding Britain’s credit rating.

The number of MPs would be cut by 10 per cent and there would be a power for voters to sack those MPs guilty of serious wrongdoing.

Parents, charities and businesses would get the power to set up their own schools, there would be a community ‘right to bid’ to run post offices and the right for public sector workers to take over services.

The Mirror said the “power to the people” angle should really be translated as huge cuts to the public service.

Gordon Brown, went further, saying the Conservatives were “leaving people on their own to face the recession.”

Tony Abbott’s shown no sign of heading down this road, instead talking about things like taxing big business to fund a massively generous paid maternity leave scheme. And obviously it’s nowhere on the ALP’s agenda.

It will be interesting to see how the anti-big government campaign goes in the UK. Clearly we’re not ready to have our blankie ripped away from us but the grip of a Nanny state might start to wear thin soon.

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    • DWest says:

      06:15am | 15/04/10

      People like Bernard Salt need to get out of their rich, white, out of touch suburbs and see the total disregard for politics and its bodgey leadership, and even the suburban ambivalence to the bribery of Communist middle class welfare policies of Howard and now Rudd. Let’s be real here, Abbott is a conflicted Catholic control freak (like Rudd), pro internet censorship - hardly an old school, free market, small-and-low-interference-government type Liberal.

    • Jack says:

      10:12am | 15/04/10

      DWest Abbott doesn’t support the government censorship plan and I really hope he continues to oppose it.

    • Henry T says:

      11:13am | 15/04/10

      Abbott needs to stop and think good and hard and so do The Liberal Party, Catholics all over the world are leaving the church. The shame from all this pedophile abuse is long reaching. Every week these people sit in church and pray then donate money into the collection plate , that goes to supporting these pedophile priests lifestyle. Tony Abbott was a trainee priest, he must have been aware what was going on and yet he stayed supportive to that church. These offenses have gone on for many many years, in many many different countries and I for one will never support anyone who condones and aides and abets this. Control of anything only works if people are compliant, inevitably people will make their own life choices.

    • Jones says:

      12:50pm | 15/04/10

      Henry, did that little rant have anything at all to do with the Nanny State or abolition thereof?

    • acker says:

      06:29am | 15/04/10

      His idea reducing politicians has merits I think State Governments here should look seriously at the reducing the number of politicians, in NSW I suggest by 25%..Local Governments likewise

    • Formersnag & swinging voter. says:

      09:06am | 15/04/10

      @ acker, agreed mate, But i had another thought bubble recently. The problem has been not duplication but even triplication of services. All three levels of government have a Health department. Some times doing different, sometimes doing the same things, like immunization.

      So abolishing totally 1 level, or amalgamating 2 levels together ASAP, is absolutely imperative.

      Then it occurred to me, the real issue is now, always has been, whenever something goes wrong for us, in our electorate/area/suburb/town there is not, one bum in front of us, to kick but 3 local members, or more, (up to a dozen or so) if you try going to the mayor/premier/prime minister, or the relevant departmental minister, another 3 more, then there is the upper house twice more. All of them, with the ability to duck shove, between grey areas of responsibility, in our constitution, which has no recognition of local government at all.

      So why not have 3 levels of government, with only 1 local member being responsible for the administration of everything, going on in his/her local electorate? What we now regard as “local government” would be, all registered voters being invited to attend a meeting in the local electorate, “town hall” & being the, “councillors” and voting their approval of the local members administration, development proposals, reports on state/national affairs, etc, & getting a tax cut to “encourage” their involvement.

      What we now regard as state government would involve those same local members, within that state/regional area, meeting at parliament house for planning/admin. Again, with the existing, state boundaries gone & the new ones being, “real geography” like the entire Murray/Darling river system as one local/state/regional government area.

      What we now regard as Federal/National government would be all, of those same local MHRs meeting in Canberra as they do now.

      And as we have discussed before, lets also, reduce the congestion in our bloated capital cities by shifting bureaucracy into rural/regional Australia, with new state/regional capitals, growth areas/towns.

    • acker says:

      10:59am | 15/04/10

      @formersnag….totally agree all bueracracy with exeption to those where it strategicaly significient they are in capital cities (eg ...treasury, trade and tourism) ..the rest should demolish their ivory office blocks and distribute themselves across rural communities.

      Cripes with modern day communication being so good the days of every one needing to be in a nearby office is gone, if it is an issue to people they should get a webcam.

      I personally think 100% of Health should be federal and if I was going to involve another level of government it would be local not state.

      John Brumby is making a lot of noise now but he should remember vividly from when he was an advisor to John Cain that things can go to hell in a handbag in Victoria very quickly.

      And if anyone anywhere in Australia wants an historic example of how a state can squander the profits of a mining boom that at the time in the late 1800’s in terms of scale of economy was possibly as big or bigger as todays mining boom. The Victorian John Cain government (with John Brumby as his advisor) is a classic case study that could be used.

      One day someone in NSW like Jeff Kennett will take control tell the unions to naff off sell the power stations before all the copper gets stollen and environmental emmision targets decrease their worth; and amalgamate the ridiculous amount of local councils we have in this state (NSW) , decrease Sydney’s urban sprawl rather than increase it, build the Badgery’s Creek airport, fix the Pacific Goat Track, and revitalise Far West NSW possibly by building some solar power stations and relocating public services out here.

      Perhaps 50% payroll tax reduction for companies that operate west of a line between Dubbo & Wagga increasing to a total 100% exemption west of Bourke & Hay

      And reduce the number of NSW politicians by 25%

      Thats my manifesto, now I might go and shed a few tears like David Cameron did to make myself more electable wink

    • Shifter says:

      01:56pm | 15/04/10

      Formersnag - heaven forbid we have a local ‘mayor’, a state ‘governor’, perhaps a representative to ‘congress’ with other representatives reporting to a smaller ‘senate’ commitee that is presided over by… well… A ‘president?’

      One could only ‘hope’ and wish upon some Stars for the government to ‘change’ their Stripes in such a way.

    • S.L says:

      05:26pm | 15/04/10

      FS&SV; and acker you two probably know more about politics than I ever will and your dream acker of reducing poli numbers has merit but from personal experience I can tell you inefficiency is where both sides of the political fence get an A+.
      My father was a Labor party branch member in a blue ribbon Liberal seat and an employee of mine was a Liberal member in a blue ribbon Labor!
      The later ran for a federal seat a couple of elections ago and got a good swing but not enough unfortunately for him. I asked him when he was campaigning what would he do if he got in (besides telling me where I could shove my job!) and all he could talk about was the lerks and perks!
      About the only poli I think was fair dinkum was Ted Mack from North Sydney….... A guy who pulled then pin a day before he got a big fat super payout!

    • acker says:

      05:59pm | 15/04/10

      @S.L ..I suppose even in the romantic days of a century ago they stuffed thing up pretty bad with different railway guages. But at least they had a red blooded go at trying to improve infrastructure. How many new hospitals have been buit in Australia since 1964 (the year of my birth) ? ..I doubt very many…I sometimes drive past the Western General in Footscray (where I hit the planet) and it looks like one of the more modern ones….that it is a big concern.

    • S.L says:

      07:08pm | 15/04/10

      Oh acker, acker, acker! I feel your pain I “hit the planet” at Bankstown Hospital in the middle of Paul Keating territory! I agree infrastructure is NOT on any agenda on either side of the fence.
      Look at the GST…. that was supposed to provide this mythical contribution to society. Cost me more in tax and I can’t see any benefit 10 years later…...........Besides it was supposed to eliminate dirty money. EEEERRR I’ve never seen soooooo much dirty money since it was railroaded onto us. Thanks Pete!
      But try to get conservative talkback radio hosts to say anything derogitory about it is like pushing jelly up Mt Everest with a knitting needle!
      Up here in Sydney the unofficial Federal and State election campaigns were started when our local shock jocks got back from their chrisy breaks. So Labor is on the nose. You can barely get a word in because every conservative MP with a voice is screaming from the rooftops kissing every backside they can find in the madia and they are lapping it up! You may have seen the traffic jam on the F3 north of Sydney on your news. They are really getting mileage out of that…....

    • persephone says:

      06:49am | 15/04/10

      Oh, well, that’s it, then.

      I’m abandoning the Nanny State and becoming a self sufficient citizen who just gets out there and does it all for myself.

      Just nipping out now to write my own international treaties, organise a Defence Force, build a couple of railways, and bitumen that stretch of road (let’s face it, I’ve waited years for the council to do it, and it can’t be that hard).

      Then - when I get home, in a couple of decades - I’ll educate my kids, treat their illnesses, dispose of my sewrage, generate my own electricity, and hook up a water supply.

      Sounds like a doddle, really.

      OK, OK - before I get the cries of ‘this isn’t what the article is about’ from the satirically challenged amongst you - that isn’t what this means. But it’s nearly there.

      As an active member of my community, and one who believes that it’s better to try and do something about the things that annoy you than wander around whinging, one part of me approves of Cameron’s message.

      Of course we all should be involved and interested and doing what we can.

      But government does have legitimate concerns about the impact of individual’s behaviour on others and a right to try and do something about it.

      A lot of the ‘nanny’ laws people whinge about - having to wear seatbelts, having smokers smoke outside, drink driving laws, speed limits etc - were put in place because, despite concerted efforts to make individuals realise their responsibilities to others, these behaviours continued, putting the lives and well being of other, sometimes more responsible, citizens at risk.

      If people naturally behaved in a way that considered the rights of others, we wouldn’t have to have many of these laws.

      They don’t and so we do.

      As for Cameron, a lot of the things he outlined - setting up schools, community bids to run services - can be done now by communities, and often are (I know of community groups which set up their own schools, and others which run their own businesses). It doesn’t happen more often because people don’t have the time.

    • John A Neve says:

      08:12am | 15/04/10

      Persephone,

      While it might sound silly, I both agree and disagree with you.
      I am of the opinon that the more you do for people, the less thay will do for themselves. We are becoming a Nanny state, we are told what to eat, drink, say or not say and it’s getting worse.

      More importantly, governments are spread too thin, the more thay do the more we criticise. A glaring examples is the insulation fiasco, government was never about being hands on.

      To suggest people “don’t have time” is a cop out, isn’t government people?

      If the country is to improve governments should back off, set the ground rules and parameters, but leave the work to the people.

    • Tim says:

      08:41am | 15/04/10

      Persephone,
      if you think smoking, drink driving laws and speed limits are the best examples of “nanny” laws, then you need to get out a bit more.

      Its your kind of attitude that lets the government get away with far too much control.

    • persephone says:

      09:30am | 15/04/10

      Tim

      Were you around when they were introduced? All were seen as examples of the nanny state, of government intrusion into people’s lives, of taking away people’s individual rights.

      All or some of those examples still have not been adopted in some states in America, for example, with those exact arguments being used as reasons not to.

      But give me your examples, rather than just bagging mine.

    • Nigel Catchlove says:

      08:10am | 15/04/10

      I feel dirty.  I agree with what persephone has posted.

    • acker says:

      01:30pm | 15/04/10

      How ironical !

    • Terry Horsfall says:

      08:23am | 15/04/10

      Less government?
      Yes please!
      If I ran my business like this country is run - i.e. poor service, lack of responsiveness, outrageous charges, and extravagant wastes of money - I’d have been out of business years ago.

    • Steve_of_Cornubia says:

      08:41am | 15/04/10

      Standard response from Persephone I see. Exaggerate the main point of the article into absurdity, misinterpret a few others and, Bingo - here it comes!

      One of the most important things a British PM has ever done, in my opinion, was John Major’s reforms to the public service with the introduction of his ‘Citizens Charters’, which basically forced government service providers to act more like servants of the people and less like little dictatorships providing ‘take it or leave it’ services. UK citizens subsequently had more rights to expect and demand good service for the taxes they pay, whereas previously, complaints were usually ignored or ridiculed. Cameron’s policy seems like the next step in a process begun by Major.

      One inevitable consequence will be job losses in the public sector, but given that government expenditures have become unsustainable thanks to Blair and Brown, that seems unavoidable given the UK’s financial position - one TRILLION GBP debt.

    • persephone says:

      09:22am | 15/04/10

      Steve -

      standard response from one of my detractors, I see. Criticise the methodology of the argument, rather than engaging in the argument itself.

      So if John Major’s reforms were so successful, why is Cameron railing against the nanny state - surely he should just be saying he’s building on what Major put in place, which over time has proved its worth?

    • Steve says:

      10:29am | 15/04/10

      Persephone -

      criticising your argument methodology is perfectly legitimate.  and your second paragraph is simply juvenile.

    • Steve_of_Cornubia says:

      01:28pm | 15/04/10

      Persephone, the simple fact is, the UK has had successive Labour govts since 1997 and they have undone most of the good that John Major did, increased nanny-style government and driven the UK into massive debt.

    • persephone says:

      02:52pm | 15/04/10

      So, Steve, still no answer to my arguments?

    • Willy K says:

      10:30am | 15/04/10

      Agree the nanny/welfare state has caused 80% of societies problems.  The lazy handout mentality where it is common now in Australia for there to have been 3 successive generations all to have only known welfare - all breeding like rats and also responsible for most of the crime.  The ALP will not touch them as they are the ALP’s core voters.  Yes Labor have breed their own voters!

      No more welfare for the able bodied, no more public housing, no more money for teenage girls to get up the duff. The nanny state has dumbed us down beyond belief.

      It is a sad state where mediocrity is celebrated and losers are treated as heroes.  But this is KRUDD’s Australia.

    • John A Neve says:

      10:47am | 15/04/10

      Willy K,

      Surely you contradict yourself?  You say “3 successive generations all to have only known welfare”.  So what government has been in power for most of that period?

    • persephone says:

      10:36am | 15/04/10

      Willy K

      So this has all just happened over the last two years? Why didn’t the Liberals do anything about these problems?

      As for the idea that somehow the Labor party has managed to bring this all to pass in the last two years or so…gee, to think people say the government hasn’t done anything! It seems, on the contrary, that they’ve been very busy.

    • Henry says:

      11:15am | 15/04/10

      All govts have been in power during this time.  The Coalition have tried to peel back the welfare somewhat but the howls of the welfare addicts on the handout syringe and the lobby of screeching do-gooders has often drowned them out.  It will be very very hard to pare back welfare now that entire suburbs have been built on it.  They are cunning and know that the ALP goons they vote for only want power and therefore will give them their welfare hit in exchange for votes .... no matter how bad the ALP govt has been. See the SA and Tas elections as recent examples.

      It is utterly sick and we are in for a tsunami of social issues and gang crime in the very near future.  Well done Whitlam, well done ALP.

    • persephone says:

      11:25am | 15/04/10

      Henry

      ‘The Coalition tried to peel back welfare’ - so hard that welfare increased dramatically under Howard - including increasingly to the middle class.

      Another great receiver of welfare is farmers. Of course, it would be very hard for a Coalition government to wind that back too - entire communities are dependent on it and the do gooders in the Liberal ranks would scream blue murder.

      I’ve said it before: I once heard a NY policeman interviewed during a visit to Australia. He said when he looked at our welfare system, he couldn’t understand it. Then he looked at our crime figures, and it made sense.

      If you’d rather the single mothers were selling themselves into prostitution, the disabled were out begging, and the long term unemployed resorted to theft or drug peddling o sustain themselves, you have to be prepared to look at the consequences of that for the rest of us.

    • John A Neve says:

      11:40am | 15/04/10

      Henry,

      Nice try, but not good enough, I repeat who has been in power the longest over the last “3 generations”?

    • Henry says:

      12:01pm | 15/04/10

      Johnny Naive and persimon (you are probably the same ALP staffer).

      1.  Libs have been in power longer but the Labs set up the welfare state and as I said once people are addicted to free money and have built their lives on it is is next to impossible to wean them off it.  Especially when they are the ones keeping the ALP in power.  That is fact.  Thus the ALP have no desire to lose their base even though the honest ones must know it is destroying the nation.

      2. So you assume that when people have to get off welfare they automatically prostitute themselves, sell drugs or steal?  You must mix in the best circles!  I would hope to think that most of these people would see the light and try to get a low paying job and work their way up in the world.  If they are truly crims - then they should be jailed.  No excuse.

      Your insane logic just feeds itself and has created the welfare madness and aggressive chip on the shoulder attitudes that defy belief in this wealthy, largely white and very educated nation.  Welcome to Bludgistan.

    • John A Neve says:

      12:30pm | 15/04/10

      Henry,

      Your last post is at best irrational, why do you assume I am a Labor supporter?  Oh, I know, because I don’t agree with your illogical views.

      You then go on to tell me what I think!!!! Follow this up by suggesting I have ” insane logic”, come on Henry, get a grip old son, take your medi and have a lie down. You’ll feel better in the morning.

    • persephone says:

      12:36pm | 15/04/10

      Heinrich (since you seem to think spoofing people’s monikers makes some kind of deep statement)—-

      1. How confused are you?  Your ‘argument’ can be summarised as: The ALP set up the welfare state to keep them in power, but they haven’t been in power, and Howard was too wimpy to do anything about it.

      2. No, they take up a life of crime and prostitution voluntarily, because it offers them such great career prospects.

      Seriously, desperate people do desperate things. The US has far more people in jail than we do, not because Americans are inherently more criminal than we are, or that we have wimpier laws, but because they have more people who are driven to crime to support their families.

      If you were unemployed (we’ll assume through no fault of your own), had been for several months (because there isn’t any work), had sold everything you had and still couldn’t feed your family, are you saying you’d let them all starve rather than steal?

      There’s a reason why poor countries produce more prostitutes and grow more opium than rich countries, and it’s not because their populations are inherently more corrupt.

      Get real.

    • Willy K says:

      12:52pm | 15/04/10

      Henry… don’t try and debate them. They are rolled-gold nut jobs.  You know the old argument about arguing with a fool!

      They are either:  able bodied and can work, not able bodied and receive welfare.  If they cannot genuinely get a gig then their family or charities can help them.  If they turn to crime then they are crims and should be locked up or hanged.  Welfare should only be there to help the disabled or to help in an extreme bind.  To be able to rear a family on it and run a house is obscene and is the reason ferals rule our outer burbs and the ALP won the SA election.

    • John A Neve says:

      01:02pm | 15/04/10

      Willy K,

      Based on your last post, you are even more irrational than Henry. You know what the call people who run don’t you?
      No you possibly don’t, you have ben running all your life, you know what the say “when the going get tough, the tough get going”. Come on give it your best shot.  Oops, sorry, you have already done that haven’t you.

    • persephone says:

      03:00pm | 15/04/10

      Willy K

      then by your logic, what Howard did - paying baby bonuses to people who could well afford to look after their babies themselves, subsidising people who chose to take out private health, topping up people’s superannuation payments, paying for them to convert their cars to LPG, giving Family Payments on an un means tested basis, etc - was unforgiveable.

      And how do you defend what Abbott is doing now? - refusing to cut the private health subsidy, offering to pay women not to work for six months - both irresponsible actions, according your own criteria.

      Given that the ALP has tried to wind back some of this middle class welfare, and the the Libs seem hell bent on not only maintaining what’s there but extending it, I take it you are voting Labor next election.

    • A Bob says:

      04:03pm | 15/04/10

      Henry, the welfare state was a creation of capitalism during the Victorian era. It started first in England and Germany, the two capitalist economic powerhouses of the times.

    • Zeta says:

      10:30am | 15/04/10

      It’s so damn exciting over there right now. Running out of money and relevance was the best thing that happened to the Tories since Boris Johnson.

    • John A Neve says:

      12:25pm | 15/04/10

      Zeta,
      How well do you know Boris?

    • Me says:

      12:54pm | 15/04/10

      Perhaps a nanny state wouldn’t be necessary if only the citizens who lived in it stopped acting like children.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      01:07pm | 15/04/10

      We’ve seen the deregulation experiment before and it ended in the GFC. The government shouldn’t engage in a popularity contest by throwing bucket loads of middle class welfare at the people. It should rule with an iron fist, making the tax cheats and rorters of government schemes quake in fear. Machiavelli put it best in The Prince, It is better to be feared than loved (paraphrased)

    • watty says:

      02:24pm | 15/04/10

      A Gordon Brown classic “They are leaving people on their own to face the recession.”

      O course failing to mention forgetting to mention that the recession was created by Blair,Brown and the rest of the so called “New Labour”.

    • Saskia says:

      02:39pm | 15/04/10

      Its the nanny state and the welfare ghettos that have lead to this feral bogan society and it lack of respect for anything.  Its all too easy for these bludgers and their no longer fear not working, the police or the law.

      Thanks Labor.

    • persephone says:

      05:40pm | 15/04/10

      Gee, Saskia, and all in two years.

      Not bad for a ‘do nothing’ PM.

      I think you’ll find that bogans - or their equivalents - have been a part of society, gee, just about forever.

      I am intrigued, though, at the constant hatred shown by the right on this site towards so many Australians.

      Actually, no, I do them a disservice - they hate people from overseas, too.

    • acker says:

      07:13pm | 15/04/10

      @ Saskia ..I’m proud to be an aspirational right wing leaning bogan, but rather than eyeballing Rudd for doing nothing, I’m more concerned about the Albanese/Tebutt husband & wife all talk and no action husband & wife team in New South Wales.

    • Anti Liberal/National Man. says:

      07:07am | 16/04/10

      @ persephone, i have been blogging for over a year now on this & other sites, it is always the red/green/labour coalition with the hate speech first, especially whenever anybody, not screaming, loony, left is having a reasonable discussion of good ideas.

      Have you forgotten about Belinda Neal suggesting that Sophie Mirrabella’s baby was the next antichrist?

      A bunch of deaf, mute, blind, lobotomised, hog tied, orangutans could not possibly do a worse job of governing NSW or QLD than your lot. That said, the conservative coalition are not much better, but they are, a little better & will be getting my preference vote, after i have ticked, a “real minor party” (a vote for the red/greens is a vote for labour).

      PS, i hear the AFP, DLP are getting a significant number of very disgruntled red/green/labour voters & will be preferencing the conservatives also.

      Regards the formersnag.

    • Barry says:

      12:35pm | 16/04/10

      Saskia, if you look up what ‘nanny state’ means you will find that police and the law are actually part of the problem.  They are the ones imposing all of ‘nanny’s rules’

    • Labor Ruined NSW says:

      08:46pm | 15/04/10

      Did any of you Labor cheerleaders vote Labor at the last NSW state election? Just wondering because if you want to have a look into the future of Rudd’s Australian Utopia, look no further than this dump in NSW. This political party should be banned for crimes against the tax payer. We have the biggest, most expensive state government in the country and unfortunately the most useless.

      Hey Persephone, have you sat in any 12 traffic jams lately?

    • Peter says:

      10:59am | 16/04/10

      I used to find some of these blogs interesting, but it seems that there’s one or two posters (or “nannies”) who seem to have made it their full-time job sit on here all day in order to dominate every conversation with their unbending extreme views. Do you really think your propaganda influences the way people will vote? Most people on here are staunch one-way or the other. You are wasting your time. See you later Punch.

    • Henry says:

      01:11pm | 16/04/10

      Cheers Peter.  Thanks for your robust debates and logical arguments!

 

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Will Pope Francis have the vision to tackle this?

I have had some close calls, one that involved what looked to me like an AK47 pointed my way, followed…

Advocating risk management is not “victim blaming”

Advocating risk management is not “victim blaming”

In a world in which there are still people who subscribe to the vile notion that certain victims of sexual…

Nosebleed Section

choice ringside rantings

From: Hasbro, go straight to gaol, do not pass go

Tim says:

They should update other things in the game too. Instead of a get out of jail free card, they should have a Dodgy Lawyer card that not only gets you out of jail straight away but also gives you a fat payout in compensation for daring to arrest you in the first place. Instead of getting a hotel when you… [read more]

From: A guide to summer festivals especially if you wouldn’t go

Kel says:

If you want a festival for older people or for families alike, get amongst the respectable punters at Bluesfest. A truly amazing festival experience to be had of ALL AGES. And all the young "festivalgoers" usually write themselves off on the first night, only to never hear from them again the rest of… [read more]

Gentle jabs to the ribs

Superman needs saving

Superman needs saving

Can somebody please save Superman? He seems to be going through a bit of a crisis. Eighteen months ago,… Read more

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