For those of you with dirty minds or obsessed with margins, you might want to skip to the next article, I want to talk about women’s clothing.

If you are a woman, and you have done a shopping day anywhere in Australia, you will know what I’m talking about. Size matters.
As a size 12 (you may be a size 6, 8, 10, 14, 16), when I try on a garment which says it is ‘size 12’ (or in your case size 6, 8, 10, 14, 16) I don’t expect to see gaping sides or splitting seams. I expect to see a garment which may suit me or not and that would depend on neckline, hemline and/or if it’s cut on the bias or with the grain.
But in Australia, and I’m not sure if other women in other countries are facing this problem, there is a huge discrepancy between size 12 in one shop and the next and the next.
In fact, on a recent shopping trip to Melbourne’s Bridge Road, I went from a size 10 to 16 in three shops and from a Medium to a Large in the one shop.
Compare this with my husband who buys a certain brand of shirt which is 42 in the arm and 82 in the collar. He can buy this shirt without taking it out of the packet. He can send me to buy this shirt when it’s on special during the week. We can take the shirt out of the packet, put the pins in the bin, wash and iron the shirt before he puts it on and it still fits.
I can’t imagine sending my husband off to buy me a pair of underpants in my size without me trying them on first.
And even if he did, there is no guarantee that after I wash them, they’ll fit me again.
One shop assistant said it had to do with everything being made in China. I wondered if there was no concept of metric in that country.
I wondered what system of measurement they used in China, if the translation between English and Mandarin or Cantonese was poor and numbers like 12 were coming out as 10.
Then it occurred to me that we had a Free Trade Agreement with China. Is there anything in that agreement which specifies the use of metric when measuring women’s clothing?
We’re very quick to specify what is acceptable in the way of chemicals on our food; what currency is used in which nation and we don’t allow certain paints on kids’ toys.
But we didn’t say to the clothing manufacturers of China, this is our metric system and this is how our women measure themselves, so stick to it or it’s a breech.
Or did we and are we not telling them to pull their socks up?
It was in the bra shop where I tried on a 10E bra, 12DD and a 16C that I realised that until we (women) demanded standards that were real, logical and consistent, many more of our precious days off, weekends or, worse, lunchtimes would be wasted in tiny little dressing rooms trying on clothes that may or may not fit.
There may be more pressing women’s issues the government should focus on, but this is about productivity.
Size matters. So can we get a standard size and make sure the manufacturers stick to it?
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