Hello there. The Punch has come to Nelspruit, South Africa, to cover every angle of the leadership spill. And with Julia Gillard on the brink of an historic victory, it’s time somebody asked the question. What’s more annoying, this…

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    • Amy says:

      08:04pm | 24/06/10

      Best.  Headline.  Ever. 

      I’m going with, Julia’s voice.  Internationally, they don’t know we find it annoying.

    • Jane says:

      10:10pm | 24/06/10

      Hands down Gillard’s voice.

      The Red Dalek - “exterminate exterminate”....scary stuff.

    • Susan says:

      10:15pm | 24/06/10

      Right! Ya’ll should hear the voices we hear in southern US of A!

    • Stephanie says:

      08:40am | 25/06/10

      Julia’s voice by a mile!

    • Jacquie Butterfield says:

      08:08pm | 24/06/10

      Laughing too much at the idea to comment.  Give me a moment.

    • Lin says:

      08:17pm | 24/06/10

      Can’t decide, but lucky for us we only have to listen to either for a month or so….

    • Wayne L Fehlhaber says:

      08:20pm | 24/06/10

      After listening to Kerry O’Brien intreviewing Gillard on the A.B.C.‘s 7.30 Report , i have concluded it would be far better to listen to the Nelspruit
      agonising vuvuzela , than listen to that woman’s boring monotone.
      Fifty thousand recordings of The P.M.‘s voice played over a speaker system at Nelspruit , would make the vuvuzela seem lovely.

    • Mary says:

      10:31am | 25/06/10

      Agreed. And people will be bored to death by listening to her for hours without getting any answer from her.

    • Adam Diver says:

      08:21pm | 24/06/10

      David why should we do your job for you, particularly when your job takes you to the world cup, must be tough.

      This is an opinion site, how bout you start by giving one then we will comment and provied our own opinions.

      The answer is obviously the vuvezela because when I hear that I know i want to be watching the TV. When I hear Gillard I know I should look away before I turn to stone

    • Jacquie Butterfield says:

      10:08pm | 24/06/10

      It doesn’t need comments.  The concept is enough fun!

    • Brian Taylor says:

      12:25am | 25/06/10

      lol good post

    • Phil says:

      08:23pm | 24/06/10

      David I will take the Vuvuzela any day.

      As I said to a mate today, Joolia is just like Helen Clark only very marginally better looking, and with a similar nausiating accent.

    • John says:

      08:31pm | 24/06/10

      Your comment: do us all a favour and stay in South Afrca if this is the best you can write on a day such as this

    • Grant says:

      08:58pm | 24/06/10

      Definitely the vuvuzela, Penbo. Loud & offers little variation or nuance, doesn’t answer questions or skilfully assemble a cogent argument like Julia & that, by decreasing degrees in recent times, raspy voice. Not much raspi-ness apparent in her interview with KOB @7.40 grin

    • Julie Coker-Godson says:

      09:17pm | 24/06/10

      There is nothing to discuss - the vuvuzelas are the worst sounds on earth. I would much prefer listening to Julia Gillard than those awful trumpets any day.

    • iansand says:

      09:35pm | 24/06/10

      And I will judge journalists by misplaced apostrophes and spellin’ errors.

      Idiot.  And you won’t have the guts to post this.

    • Brian Taylor says:

      12:27am | 25/06/10

      oops. you were wrong

    • Ryan says:

      09:54pm | 24/06/10

      How do you tell the difference?

    • JJJ says:

      07:48am | 25/06/10

      Mmm… it IS hard. Both protrude out a long way.

    • Nicole says:

      09:57pm | 24/06/10

      iansand, I have a towel to wipe that egg off your face luvvie.
      Penbo, I’m sick to death of being woken out of a deep sleep by that frigging Venezuela. It’s ringing in my ears all day. I would really like to thank my husband for that.(you will suffer Anth, trust me). But given the fact that Jooooliua’s voice is worse than fingernails down a blackboard, I’ll take the Venezuela !

    • Steph says:

      10:20pm | 24/06/10

      Venezuela might not be too happy to hear that you are interested in a hostile take over, but I am sure someone can arrange to get you a vuvuzela to drown out dear old Jooooooliua….

    • Robert Smissen Rural SA says:

      11:50pm | 24/06/10

      Amen to that! ! !

    • Jacquie Butterfield says:

      12:46am | 25/06/10

      Venezuela’s not for sale yet.  I’ll let you know when.

    • Cynical Goat WA says:

      12:41pm | 25/06/10

      Funniest Punch article in ages Penbo!!! Kath and Kims voice coach wins hands down.
      Interesting that you have deliberately used the “venezuela” reference Nicole. Hugo Chavez is another socialist leading his country I’m pretty sure.

    • Nicole says:

      03:46pm | 25/06/10

      He he he

    • matthew says:

      10:24pm | 24/06/10

      Who did Jane Turner model the voice of Kath from Kath and Kim on - certainly not the vuvuzela.  Take a listen to both or picture Julia in question time saying “Tony, look at moi”

    • Netrider says:

      09:28am | 25/06/10

      ROTFLMAO….I can just imagine all the backbenchers with their Venezuela’s trying to drown her voice out….to no avail!!

    • 6c legs says:

      11:44pm | 24/06/10

      Blast, i’ve lost the bet i had going with a friend.. you see i bet that it would be at least a week before News Ltd started with the white anting…

      Listening to Eric Abetz makes the vevezula seem like angles playing harps - print that.!?

    • Quasimojo says:

      04:05pm | 25/06/10

      Is that the right angles, acute or straight. Don’t mean to sound so obtuse… it’s just a natural reflex.

    • 6c legs says:

      10:09am | 26/06/10

      Hey “Quasi” - mate, me poor atheist fingers nearly burned as it was trying to type the word; expecting me to then spell it correctly? well that was just too much. wink

    • Waz says:

      12:05am | 25/06/10

      Have you noticed we have a triumvirate of monotonal, slightly croaky, start-stop speeches? The Vuvu driving us mad of course - but with both Gillard and Abbot! Seriously, how close in speaking style are our 2 leaders? Although, I think Julia can get a whiny over-the-top strine effect going sometimes.
      Both are far more engaging and effective when not trying to remember the scripts or structure sentences like lawyers….

    • Brian Taylor says:

      12:23am | 25/06/10

      One good thing about the good old remote control…with the mute button, I don’t have to listen to either of them lol BTW her voice gives me nightmares

    • FountainGate Bouffant says:

      04:30am | 25/06/10

      Do you know something,we wont have to put up with it for long

    • Ian Moses says:

      08:18am | 25/06/10

      Thank you for providing the bee trumpets and Gillard clips for a comparison. When played simultaneously, I couldn’t hear Mrs. Gillard’s voice over the trumpets, perfect! However I could still see here, so I just shut my eyes. The trumpets won.

    • Kordez says:

      09:00am | 25/06/10

      Julia’s voice is similar to Pauline Hanson’s, just with less red neck and more pompusness.
      I’d still choose Julia’s voice, a rush of anger runs through me whenever those horns go off.

    • Elphaba says:

      09:01am | 25/06/10

      Nothing is more annoying than the vuvuzela.

    • Eleanor says:

      09:54am | 25/06/10

      Elphaba, obviously you’ve never heard Sunday Mail editor Megan Lloyd doing ABC Radio on a Friday morning. She leaves Julia and the vuvuzela for dead!

    • Dave Sag says:

      09:27am | 25/06/10

      Best punch article ever

    • Seano says:

      09:29am | 25/06/10

      Who is the biggest policy vacuum ever? Tony Abbott or Tony Abbott.

    • t says:

      11:54am | 25/06/10

      if only there was a like button on the punch

    • Harry the Hobo says:

      02:22pm | 25/06/10

      Oh look. Someone with a humour deficit disorder!

    • Seano says:

      04:49pm | 25/06/10

      @Harry, no I got the joke, apparently you didn’t.

      Or is only ok to launch childish personal attacks on one side of political spectrum? At least my “joke” was playing the ball rather than the man.

      Shame the conservatives have such a low standard for “humour”. A shame but hardly unexpected.

    • Andrew says:

      09:43am | 25/06/10

      At least there is a filter for the vuvuzela. Gillars is just plain annoying, and good to see she adopted Rudd’s stilted delivery in Parliament yesterday, very soon she’ll be habing tanties with people who don’t give he what she wants.
      Good news though, we won’t have to listed to either noise for too long. Vuvezula gone by the end of the month, Gillard in October.

    • Crowsister says:

      10:25am | 25/06/10

      What a strange comparison.  Gillard’s voice is simply an Australian voice.  You don’t like the Australian accent, mate?  Too bloody bad! 

      The vuvuzsela is a noxious buzzing monstrosity.  You obviously put this up as a joke that meant YOU didn’t actually have to write anything of substance - well done!  Your cunning ploy worked and a load of strange people actually bought into your specious argument and chose one sound over the other, thus creating your article for you. 

      Bloody good dodge, well done!

    • Andrew says:

      10:25am | 25/06/10

      Every time I watch the action on the TV that infernal noise drones on and on, I try to make sense of what’s happening but I can’t concentrate, then I figure I’ll just mute it but you lose all the atmosphere and by play so I put up with it on and on and on until I can take no more, I just end up changing the channel and putting on the world cup, that soothing vuvu sound sure beats a Joooliia interview. Ahhhh! Peace at last.

    • stephen says:

      11:18am | 25/06/10

      It’s what people do that matters, not what they say.
      Keep yer eye on Julia folks. She’ll make her mark.

    • luke09 says:

      01:04pm | 25/06/10

      unforunately, like her voice, her mark will be worse than kevin rudd’s.

    • Janeen says:

      11:34am | 25/06/10

      I thought I hated the vuvuzula.  But after watching a fellow workmate kick Mr Rudd in the guts.  So much for work place relations.  Who does Julia think she is?  I thought Abbott was also annoying but he is nothing compared to Julia.  Today I am no longer proud to call myself Australian, and for the first time in my life I will no longer to support this party.

    • Tiberious says:

      12:02pm | 25/06/10

      I thought you were better than this Penbo.

      Gillard is PM get over it would you have complained similarly about Bob Hawke’s accent? Cause they are clearly pretty similar ‘straylian’ accents. Clearly with journo’s like you it all comes down to her hair, her hairdresser and her outfits because clearly you don’t want a woman running our country even if you think its the best option logically. Deep down their is something inside you that a commanding womans voice should be making you vegimite toast soldiers, asking you to brush your teeth and pick your undies up off the floor.

    • Matt says:

      12:19pm | 25/06/10

      Of course, no one ever made a comment about Alexander Downer’s accent, did they? Or is it OK to poke fun at male Liberal politicians but not OK to poke fun at female ALP politicians.

      I hope Julia has a thicker skin than you. She is going to need it.

    • Worried says:

      12:32pm | 25/06/10

      I’d take the Vuvuzela any day of the week over Jooolya. How can there be any debate on this? A Vuvuzela is an expression of joy. Jooolya just espouses propaganda in a much more annoying and prolonged drone. Heaven help us!!

    • dinki di says:

      03:38pm | 26/06/10

      and then there is Penny Wong….....

    • chris says:

      01:58pm | 25/06/10

      I almost died when I saw Joolias hairdo on a replay of her maiden speech. It was worse than the ABC makeup department were able to provide Kath.

    • Dennis says:

      02:11pm | 25/06/10

      Oh!  Julia is way out in front on this vote - and unfortunately it seems we will hear a lot more of it now Australia’s “Brass Lady” (not ‘Iron’ in deference to Maggie Thatcher) has assumed power.  ‘Brass’ sounds more appropriate for our Julia!

    • Micko says:

      02:38pm | 25/06/10

      The strange thing about Julia’s accent is that nobody else in Australia except Sharon Burrow, Jenny George and Carmel Tebutt seem to speak that way….including I notice (from the recent Australian Story) Julia’s own parents and sister.

      Must be a compulsory characteristic for initiation into the Labor sisterhood.

    • Quasimojo says:

      04:12pm | 25/06/10

      You’ve obviously led a VERY sheltered life in this country Micko, get out into the rural regional populations and tell me your comment still stands. You need to get out more mate.

    • Just Sayin' says:

      03:23pm | 25/06/10

      I think under laboratory conditions, Julia’s voice would be more annoying than a vuvuzela.  But the vast majority of people are watching the world cup, not question time, and are experiences far more annoyance from the vuvuzela.  Allow me demonstrate with a matrix:

      Thing       Annoyance   Relevance   Irritation Rating
      Julia         9               3               27
      Vuvuzela     6               7               42

      So scientifically speaking, although Julia’s voice is 50% more annoying, the vuvuzela creates 55% more irritation.

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      Paul Colgan says:

      10:22pm | 25/06/10

      Screw like buttons, this thread makes you think about cash prizes for comments. Gold.

    • Victor Rodrigues says:

      08:40am | 26/06/10

      Brilliant article in its simplicity and how everyone took the bait.

      But this comment needs to be framed. hahahahaha!! Thanks for making my morning.

    • Brad Coward says:

      04:08pm | 25/06/10

      President Obama, may oi intraduce moi boifriend.  He’s moi hairdresser !

    • Sam Chowder says:

      05:08pm | 25/06/10

      I think with Julia GiIllard, there will be some knockers

    • Daniel says:

      06:13pm | 25/06/10

      Listening to that video how couls you not love Gillard? I hope she does well but im fearful of the Sussex st assasins like Joe Tripodi.

    • Farmer says:

      07:45pm | 25/06/10

      Had a problem with parrots eating the fruit on the trees in my orchard. Got a tape of a Julia speech. When they appear, I hit the play button. Result, no parrots, lots of fruit.

    • The Daily Magnet says:

      10:38pm | 25/06/10

      I hope the election’s early - at least the world cup finishes in a few weeks.

      But seriously, her accent is an asset to the Labor party - she doesn’t have a selfish bone in her body this woman - but someone’s gotta move for increases to parliamentarians’ health benefits so she can afford a good sinus scrape. Anybody remember a ‘70s show called Welcome Back Kotter?

    • Peasant #3167 says:

      07:52am | 26/06/10

      With all the problems we are facing as a country people focus on the most shallow of issues. What relevance is it about her voice, hair colour or even that Abbott wears Speedo’s? If people really sway their votes on that type of issue I would consider them too stupid to vote.

    • Darryl Price says:

      08:34am | 26/06/10

      This is an easy one. One sounds like a cross between a whipper snipper and a chainsaw. The other one is a toy plastic horn.

    • chris says:

      02:18pm | 26/06/10

      Gillard’s voice, Keneally’s hair…. think the Walkleys are out of the question this year David, I’d be setting my sights on the Gold Ernie.

    • Andy says:

      02:48pm | 26/06/10

      I would rather listen to someone dragging their nails down a blackboard than Juila Gillards nasal monotones. If you close your eyes she actually sounds like Kath out of Kath and Kim, but she’s not funny!
      Picture this…. Swannie look at meee, look at meeee.

    • Shelley says:

      04:26pm | 26/06/10

      Answer has to be the voice.

      At least the blowers of the vuvuzela horn eventually run out of hot air.

      Jools will still be blowing the ALP horn with her last breath on her deathbed!

    • MickG says:

      08:51am | 27/06/10

      It’s got to be Gillard.  I can never understand it when people applaud her on her question time performances.  She had got a delivery style that is reminiscent of a telex machine with a head cold and more “twang” than tune up time at a country and western festival.  The only thing worse would be the JuJuzela - Julia playing a vuvuzela.

    • Casimir Gregory says:

      11:11pm | 28/06/10

      Julia Gillard’s voice makes my underwear curl up.

    • Joe Rossi of RPData says:

      01:50pm | 30/06/10

      I’m not into watching soccer so I can avoid the vuvuzela but I like watching the news so unfortunately I can’t avoid the nauseating drone of Julia Gillard’s voice. It really does make the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

    • Andrew Glencross says:

      03:52pm | 30/06/10

      Spot on about the “Labor sisterhood line” .. I’d add the execrably voiced Jenny Macklin to that list too. Please keep the delightful Kate Ellis away from these ex union hacks and harpies because she still sounds quite natural. Back to Julia though .. her voice is just plain unlistenable .. so it’s never mattered to me WHAT she’s saying because it’s coming from a turn-off factor. Her vocally agonising performances on Lateline with Tony Jones bear this out the most for me—the patronising monotone .. the oh so careful choice of words….ALL THAT! .. And someone tell her to speed-up…..She is not the primary school headmistress addressing Grade 5’s .. but that’s what she sounds like….The only thing worse than people who speak too fast is those who speak too….......slowly…......like ............Julia…..In fact I’d say too slowly is worse because it implies that you’re too stupid to keep-up…Then again maybe the bogans will love her .. because shoy sounds loik wun ov us…. Julia….please get a voice coach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....Oh, and yeah .. it’s the vuvuzela for me…...For some bizarre reason I’m now finding that din quite comforting.

    • Amanda says:

      12:30pm | 01/07/10

      I agree with whoever referenced Alexander Downer’s voice. Actually, we have some really annoying voices here in SA - Christopher Pyne (agggghhhh!), and Mike Rann - which, unfortunately, we are subjected to rather often, on account of the fact that he is the Premier and all…..As for Julia’s voice, maybe I am used to it?  And anyway, the vuvuzela wins hands down - it’s like a swarm of mutant bees! You know it’s bad when you are longing to hear to hear English football fans start up their singing…..

    • Babette says:

      09:57pm | 06/08/10

      Joolya sounds like an extremely badly played bagpipe…with apologies to pipers everywhere. I’ll take the vuvuzela, any day! It has far more range than she does.

    • Rob says:

      06:58am | 01/02/11

      I don’t even have to watch the clips to answer:

      Gillard’s Voice is by far the most annoying!

      What an embarrassment to a country to have her as it’s ‘leader’!

    • Monika says:

      03:14am | 17/11/11

      I heard her today, for the first time, on Al Jazeera - I immediately had to google “Gillard + annoying voice”.

    • rickl says:

      11:50am | 05/09/12

      As an American, I kind of like Julia’s voice…as long as I ignore what she’s actually saying.

 

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