Hey hey it’s almost polling day. And in this shameless orgy of self-promotion and vote-grabbing, Tony Abbott has shot to the front of the pack with Channel Nine revealing he’s going to be a guest judge on the Red Faces segment tomorrow night.

Who needs The Insiders when you can talk to these guys?

The program which made headlines for all the wrong reasons last year with an ill-conceived black face sketch involving the Jackson Five has now secured the services of the alternative prime minister to wield the gong on its talent spot.

The Punch thinks Tony Abbott should go one further and come up with his own routine. What would you like to see him do? And more’s the point, what do you think of politicians using these types of programs to sell themselves to the voters? 

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    • Peter says:

      04:10pm | 20/07/10

      He can tell us about AWA’s….

    • acotrel says:

      01:20am | 21/07/10

      After the election they’ll need another TV show for him to be on - RED BACKSIDES!

    • Ben81 says:

      01:57pm | 21/07/10

      Actually he can’t Peter because free speech isn’t an option for him on that issue.  The Unions are watching, ready to spend tens of millions of dollars the minute Tony utters a word they think would make a good soundbite to scare people.  Sad isn’t it, even if you don’t agree with him.

    • Peter says:

      02:12pm | 21/07/10

      Agree Ben81, just like with the miners ready to pounce with their millions of dollars a minute so they can keep to themselves what belongs to all of us… With Tony Abbotts support mind you…

      I could not understand the unreasonable negative reaction from the average punter on this tax. Its was great for the country and now it seems rich overseas investors will keep $12 billion that would have come into our coffers… Now that’s a lot of hospitals…

    • Ben81 says:

      03:08pm | 21/07/10

      “so they can keep to themselves what belongs to all of us”
      It does?  Why aren’t you in support of policy or political party that stands to abolish mining companies or put them all under state ownership then?  Labor certainly doesn’t agree with you there, that’s for sure.
      What nerve of the mining companies, daring to stand up to a blatant tax grab entirely unique to their industry justified by that argument!

    • Peasant #3167 says:

      03:56pm | 21/07/10

      It’s getting a real bore hearing the media and bloggers keep harping about Work Choices and Budgie Smugglers. Isn’t there any real debate?
      Ohh and if you can recall Mrs Rudd had all her staff on AWA’s.

    • Peter says:

      08:17pm | 21/07/10

      @ Ben1. I consider miners as agents selling our property. I want the best price for it. I don’t want to get into an ideological argument about state ownership, but it’s a strange form of capatilism you believe in that you’d want to give away something you own to overseas investors for peanuts…

    • Julia says:

      04:13pm | 20/07/10

      Trick shooting. He puts an apple on Gillard’s head, takes a bow and arrow and…. well, he can practice on Tanner or Swan to make sure he gets it juuuuust right.

    • acotrel says:

      01:06am | 21/07/10

      The name of the show is ‘red faces’. How about another interview of Abbott by Father Kerry O’Brien?

    • Roja says:

      04:13pm | 20/07/10

      Weren’t both labor and the liberal politicians at the forefront saying Natasha Scott Despoja was denigrating politics by being a media darling back in the early noughties? 

      How things have changed…

    • Maurie says:

      04:42pm | 20/07/10

      It’s a joke dopey!

    • Roja says:

      04:58pm | 20/07/10

      Sadly it isn’t, he will be on the show hoping to recreate a bit of the Rudd factor from Rove in 2007, or the Rudd / Hockey / Gillard / Abbbott factor from the today show, or any number of political appearances on the 7 pm project and so on and so forth.

    • Louisa says:

      04:19pm | 20/07/10

      I think Mr Abbott should not belittle himself by being on that show.

    • Beagle says:

      04:46pm | 20/07/10

      why should he stop now?

    • Christian Real says:

      05:01pm | 20/07/10

      Mr Tony (Don’t believe everything I say) Abbott can’t belittle himself anymore than he has already done, he simply has no integrity left

    • Ian says:

      04:20pm | 20/07/10

      Abbott is already doing his own routine and it’s quite entertaining.  He just can’t seem to keep his feet out of his mouth long enough to say something intelligent.

      Hey wait…maybe that is his routine…saying something intelligent.

    • Billy B says:

      01:34pm | 21/07/10

      Ian - Why are people so unkind?

    • yg of sydney says:

      10:49am | 22/07/10

      Mr Abbott is applying for a top job to represent and manage all issues that affect Australia. He has to be very careful what he should say or comment. Anything from the prime minister’s mouth is serious. Therefore, there is no such kindness for both Mr Abbott or Ms Gillard.

    • Wah says:

      04:24pm | 20/07/10

      He should wear black face and sing “Row, row, row your boat ... ”

    • stu says:

      04:25pm | 20/07/10

      So… this will give him credibility?

    • iansand says:

      04:29pm | 20/07/10

      Thank god.  He will have a perfect platform to announce some policies.

    • acotrel says:

      01:10am | 21/07/10

      He might state his vision for the future of Australia and tell us about his new ‘Loveworker legislation’?

    • Arnold Layne says:

      04:52pm | 20/07/10

      He should give Peter Costello a call, get him down to the studio and they can do “Who’s On First?” together.

    • AS says:

      05:04pm | 20/07/10

      comment of the day right there, arnie

    • Christian Real says:

      05:35pm | 20/07/10

      Arnold Layne
      That’s a good idea, they can do an Abbott and Costello act together

    • Chris L says:

      06:44pm | 20/07/10

      I hate people who feel the need to explain the joke that we were just laughing at.

      BTW David, I don’t think the black-face routine was such a faux pas. We don’t have a history of using makeup to denigrate people of different races (we have other methods but not black face). The yanks should realise that their history is not everyone’s history. Same goes for the cricket/KFC commercial.

    • Peter says:

      02:37pm | 21/07/10

      Agree Chris L but the moment I saw black walk in and Harry Connick Jnr on the panel, i knew there would be trouble..

      As for the KFC add, i understand the roots of that objection from the USA but don’t we all eat chicken? How on earth did eating chicken become to be associated with racism? Can a journo investigate that one for us?

    • John says:

      03:43pm | 21/07/10

      Actually we do have a history of black -face comedy in Australia, although not as strongly as in the US.  Look up old ads for the clothing brand Pelaco for example which use the caricature of an Aboriginal man in black-face. 

      Now the KFC issue, that was just ridiculous.

    • Fascinated observer says:

      05:01pm | 20/07/10

      As a long time viewer of Hey Hey in its earlier incarnation, I recommend Tony Abbbott simply demonstrate he has a sense of humour. unlike John Hewson who marked the Red Faces contestants down, just because they had absolutely no talent!

    • Christian Real says:

      05:05pm | 20/07/10

      One would hope they give Tony Abbott a script to read from, otherwise it might not be the gospel truth.

    • Ryan says:

      05:25pm | 20/07/10

      @Christian Real: oh well at least if he has a script you KNOW its the truth, Joooolya on the other hand we know cannot be trusted with or without a script, even her close workmate Rudd couldn’t trust her, the public certainly cannot trust her.

    • Brad Coward says:

      06:27pm | 20/07/10

      Actually Christian, they could get Julia “Sparkles” Gillard on as a judge.  She’d “move forward” so quickly that the Red Faces segment would be over before it started !

      Moving forward, moving forward !  You won’t see the mess that I left behind if you just keep moving forward !

    • acotrel says:

      01:18am | 21/07/10

      I just love Tony when he tells the truth! - (You can tell I don’t like him very much!)

    • phil says:

      10:12am | 21/07/10

      You can tell when tony’s telling the truth, his lips aren’t moving

    • James1 says:

      04:18pm | 21/07/10

      Do we know that, Ryan?  I certainly don’t.  As much as you might like his party, please keep in mind that he is a politician, and as a result the only time he lies is when his mouth is moving.

      Only an idiot would trust a politician of any party.

    • Jacob M says:

      05:08pm | 20/07/10

      He should wear his budgie smugglers and take Joe Hockey with him to make more sexist remarks!! Paris Hilton indeed!!

    • Brad Coward says:

      06:31pm | 20/07/10

      Jacob, I never thought that the day would come that someone other than Ms Hilton herself, would publicly express indignation for the said media tart.

      Mock indignation, I’m sure !

    • Krista says:

      03:05pm | 21/07/10

      Brad Coward   Jacob is not the only one offended, many women are and its typical of The Liberals to show lack of respect for women. Cowardly too, to pick on someone from another country. Poor old fatso Joe has gone downhill since Abbott became the leader

    • stu says:

      05:19pm | 20/07/10

      Who is the Lib’s campaign manager? First the clutzy “dead, buried, cremated” line that backfired badly almost immediately it was uttered before being totally trashed by Julie Bishop. Then Joe Hockey has a line about celibacy that makes him sound like the Moral Majority from the Mid West - just what is it with the Conservative’s fear of sex? Are now… are they really trying to make themselves look utterly inept or is it by sheer accident that no one knows how to run a campaign?

      Hey Hey, It’s Saturday FFS….only SBS rates lower.

    • Ben81 says:

      02:36pm | 21/07/10

      “the clutzy “dead, buried, cremated” line”...
      Was a response to being asked the exact same question about 5000 times and giving answers that were being ignored for political campaigning reasons.

      “Then Joe Hockey has a line about celibacy that makes him sound like the Moral Majority from the Mid West - just what is it with the Conservative’s fear of sex?”
      What line about celibacy, making a joke about someone who got famous because of a sex tape?  Interesting conclusion Stu, I guess you’ll hear whatever you want to hear.

    • Harquebus says:

      05:24pm | 20/07/10

      The punch is a joke and David Penberthy is a coward. This site should be called the gentle push.

    • Joan says:

      05:29pm | 20/07/10

      And will Gillard appear as a barrel girl wearing an itzy bitzy teeny weeny red pocka dot bikini?

    • Nicole says:

      05:37pm | 20/07/10

      I think Ms Gillard should go on and pretend to be Pinocchio. Oh wait…....

    • Louisa says:

      06:31pm | 20/07/10

      Nicole,  No camera has a lens of sufficient size to cope with her nose…...l getting longer each day.

    • Nicole says:

      09:12pm | 20/07/10

      Louisa, I know, and it’s getting bigger by the day.

    • RJB says:

      09:54pm | 20/07/10

      Not Pinocchio, Woody Woodpecker

    • DC says:

      05:57pm | 20/07/10

      Red Faces is the perfect place for him and his policies.

    • DC says:

      05:58pm | 20/07/10

      Maybe he could pull his head from his arse.

    • Evan Findlay says:

      09:28pm | 20/07/10

      DC,
      He would need an extraordinary amount of help.

    • A Bob says:

      01:27pm | 21/07/10

      He’ll get plenty of help, his entire cabinet would be pushing from the inside.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      06:02pm | 20/07/10

      As long as it isn’t the Macarena, I don’t care…

    • Roja says:

      08:08pm | 20/07/10

      ...or wearing fish net stockings!

    • neil says:

      06:20pm | 20/07/10

      Abbott doesn’t have much choice but to use the comercial networks. After all he doesn’t have a tame network stacked with party hacks to do his promoting for him.

    • acotrel says:

      01:15am | 21/07/10

      Surely you cannot be on about that fictitious ABC ‘bias’ again?  Tony has Rupert Murdoch rooting f or him, and a minute ago the mining companies pledged really big support!

    • nosthow says:

      06:23pm | 20/07/10

      Penbo maybe he should pretend hes Con the Fruiterer - everytime we see him on TV these days hes in a fruit shop holding a bunch of bananas ( suits him) or peeling an orange. Yes Con The Fruiterer aka Tony “Baloney”  Abbott !

    • DD Ball says:

      06:48pm | 20/07/10

      It is the ALP who’s policies earn them places on Red Faces. I just think Mr Abbott should be his relaxed self. No stupid promises from him .. that is the domain of Gillard and the ALP.

    • DC says:

      08:39pm | 20/07/10

      Really?  He’s been doing quite well at making stupid promises - and then breaking them.

    • Christian Real says:

      02:21pm | 21/07/10

      DD Ball
      The only face that would be red is Tony Abbott"s, who would be a bit lost,seeing he hasn’t any real policies to begin with, and then nobody could be sure whether those policies were scripted of unscripted,and as for the gospel truth, Tony Abbott would be lost to find it, I doubt if he even knew what the gospel truth even was.

    • Soames says:

      07:01pm | 20/07/10

      One immediately thinks of a Rogers & Hammerstein scene, one with a soft shoe shuffle, this time with Mr Costello, of recent humour, ( paraphrasing from a Chris Evans reply to a question in the Senate , which does not immediately come to one’s mind), and Mr Abbott. On the other hand, one must have a sense of humour, not a sense of the ridiculous. One could offer a scene with Aunt Eler and Judd Fry coming to terms, before his demise, but rule out Laurey Williams and Curley McLain, please.

    • Aitch B says:

      07:49pm | 20/07/10

      So Rudd making a total fool of himself on Good News Week was OK for you Labor punters?

    • James1 says:

      04:48pm | 21/07/10

      Thanks for the second one, DC.  That sure shut them up.

    • Nicole says:

      07:30pm | 21/07/10

      @DC & James1….Oh yes, they were as funny as a migraine. I’m going to buy a pair of crutches and give you two one each. Because I swear, if you lean any further to the left, you’ll both fall over.

    • James1 says:

      12:19pm | 22/07/10

      You misunderstand me, Nicole.  I thought it was good the way the booers in the crowd went silent.  More power to her, I say.

    • Polywatcher says:

      07:53pm | 20/07/10

      Abbott has created enough blunders in this the first week of the campaign.
      To appear on Red Faces will add further embarrassment. He could end up (again) with egg on his face. Now dont tell me he is going to wear lyrca!!!. I suppose it will be Play School next. C’mon Tony show some leadership get real and act like a potential PM.  So far I am not impressed.

    • Evan Findlay says:

      09:34pm | 20/07/10

      The Liberal party and their policy inept leader are turning into a farce of epic proportions. What is going through their minds? This sort of promotion is fine eighteen months out from an election, but in the period leading up!
      At this stage of the election cycle the Liberal party should be treating the ensuing weeks as if they were in the finals but it appears that they are already on mad Monday.

    • True blue says:

      11:02pm | 20/07/10

      How apt!  Phoney Tony the dud politician heading off to the latest dud attempt by ch9 to entice viewers.

    • Roxanna says:

      06:51am | 21/07/10

      Resign

    • DC says:

      12:02am | 21/07/10

      Maybe they’ll gong Tony off?

    • Bob says:

      12:03am | 21/07/10

      Its interesting how so many people say that Abbott keeps putting his foot in his mouth. The funny thing is, that’s what Jeff Kennett used to do before he became premier of Victoria. He also had some very interesting nick names like buff-head and much more. Yet, he was one of the best premiers this state and country ever had. So let’s not underestimate Tony Abbott just yet.

    • acotrel says:

      07:51am | 21/07/10

      Yes, and that’s why we should all worry!  If a mug like Jeff Kennett can get up, so can Abbott with his warped ideology.

    • Seano says:

      08:26am | 21/07/10

      It’s hard to underestimate Tony, he’s not left us much room.

    • Sirro says:

      12:15am | 21/07/10

      Tony should do an impersonation of Kevin 07’s best mate Paul Howes.

      He can put on a walrus suit and smear himself in dog crap. He’ll be the spitting image of that Union windbag. And if he adds a pedo mo half way through he could do Brucie Hawker at the same time.

    • Bob says:

      12:23am | 21/07/10

      If the greens got control of the senate we are in big trouble. Did you know that the greens want elicit drug legalisation, higher taxes, increased rights for criminals and big salaries for inmates in jail? If people know this, then I suspect their vote would be lower. Labour is now beholden to the greens and will increase the mining tax dramatically. A BIG carbon tax that will double the cost of electricity within 2 years will come too. So watch out.

    • Darren says:

      10:15am | 21/07/10

      I would only support the Greens if they made drug use mandatory!

    • Seano says:

      11:16am | 21/07/10

      Of course Bob is making it up so perhaps he is on drugs.

    • Darren says:

      09:07am | 21/07/10

      whay is anybody surprised that the Mad monk is going to appear on HHIS - this is a tired show that was rightfully put out to pasture about 10 years ago - pretty much like tony’s ideas

    • Randall says:

      09:24am | 21/07/10

      Tony should dress up as a big white chook with a bright red comb so that he could look just like the PM.

    • Seano says:

      11:03am | 21/07/10

      May as well, that’s about as close to being PM as he’s likely to get.

    • stephen says:

      11:10am | 21/07/10

      I love Hey Hey, and when Mister Abbott does his gig, I hope he does it his way.

    • Press says:

      11:30am | 21/07/10

      Here’s a thought.

      Maybe instead of the ritual celebrity fawning, there’ll be a really vintage whacky in-your-face Red Faces sketch.

      Say, the Work Choices Chorus
      (refrain: “Gissa job, gissa job, Tony gissa job”

      Abbott chucks the Big Tanty live to air.

      Then Daryl thingummy-bob and Channel Whatsit grovel grovel grovel….

      Right up to the point where they suss the Audience reaction…
      Which turns out to be…
      Sustained immoderate disrespeckful larfter.

      Sound like a goer?

    • Bob H says:

      01:46pm | 21/07/10

      I thought Mr Abbott and Mr Howard longed for the 1950s not the 1980s.  As a political campaign stunt it makes as much sense as tieing yourself to a ship’s anchor as it sinks to the ocean floor, well done that campaign team.

    • Peter says:

      02:36pm | 21/07/10

      He could go either as Pinocchio or Dumbo the elephant he is a lir and he had big ears.
      But the best performance he will give if he is himself for a change.

    • Peasant #3167 says:

      04:02pm | 21/07/10

      This is a real win for Abbot to be on with Kyle. He will be judging Red Faces with her. Kyle has a big Gay fan-base, and if she appears friendly with him this is a big strategic advantage.

    • James1 says:

      04:24pm | 21/07/10

      That made coffee come out of my nose, it was so funny.  I thought I was detached from the real world here in my ivory tower, but you put me to shame Peasant.

      I mean, for a start hardly anyone watches HHIS, and I doubt very highly that it appeals to gay swing voters.  Secondly, I would hope that most people - even those that watch HHIS - choose parties on the basis of policy, not how friendly Kylie Minogue (of all people - really!) is with the leader of a party. Thirdly, if your analysis is correct, we might as well give up on democracy now.

    • Daniel says:

      06:12pm | 21/07/10

      I think let Abbott do whatever. It wont be long and he will shoot himself and his party in the foot. All I know is the guy cant be trusted with work choices.

    • Wombat says:

      06:36pm | 21/07/10

      That’s a nice photo of the idiot (Daryl) with 3 lovely birds. Reminds me of one I saw the other day of Tony with his daughters.

    • Barry says:

      07:05pm | 21/07/10

      At last Tone has found a forum appropriate for his loony rants. True comic talent such as his is vastly under appreciated these days and I’m sure he’ll tone down his blue material to cater for Daryl’s family audience. I love the thought of him dressed as a minstrel singing ‘Row Row.’

    • A commie PM - I don't think so. says:

      10:43am | 22/07/10

      And of course while all this bull**it is being bandied around Miss Gillard gets to slither on her course without any debate about her eh!  Well done, what a good thing for Australia’s future NOT.

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