What should Tiger say?

Pete from Sydney says:

09:03am | 19/02/10

Dunno, he plays golf, who cares?

acker says:

09:17am | 19/02/10

Also how come the media always beats up celebrity heterosexual casual encounters ? how about equal media attention for the celebrity homosexual and bisexual casual encounters as well ??...start practicing what you (media in general) preach Equal Opportunity !

iansand says:

09:26am | 19/02/10

“Anyone here female and want a root?”

He doesn’t have to say anything.  The only reason he might is to get his sponsors back on side.  Other than that he has revealed himself to be a human being, with human flaws, and not the paragon that he, his minders and the media created.

Martin G says:

09:31am | 19/02/10

“I’m a golfer, haven’t you fools got anything better to do???”

Freddo says:

09:37am | 19/02/10

I’m sorry.
Sorry that I got caught.
But hey, I’m Tiger Woods and I’m Awesome. *High Fives All Round*
Now, who want to hit some strip shows?
Legend…..........wait for it….........dary.

Macca says:

09:39am | 19/02/10

“Lets be honest, Who here would not trade places with me”?

shabangabang says:

09:43am | 19/02/10

He should tell it like it is. The game needs him more than he needs the game. He is the only individual on tour who can change the fortunes of a tournament. As for the other players slagging off Tiger, what a pack of hypocritical a-holes. They would not be earning anywhere near as much money as they currently do if Tiger were not involved in the game.

SLF says:

09:46am | 19/02/10

He will deliver a seriesof ‘heartfelt’ platitudes with little meaning other than for PR purposes. He will also probably blame sex addiction or some other such made up mental excuse.

What would be really interesting would be if he came out with the “wife didnt understand me, changed after kids, not getting any at home’ excuses and was actually honest. Or alternatively just say that he is a rich and powerful bloke who likes sleeping with as many women as he can.

Macca says:

09:46am | 19/02/10

“Welcome Ladies & Gentlemen, my names Tiger and I love the strange stuff”

Traxster says:

10:13am | 19/02/10

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

Macca says:

10:17am | 19/02/10

“Letterman did it”

CJ says:

10:53am | 19/02/10

“I’d really appreciate it if everyone would call me Eldrick from now on.”

Carl Palmer says:

11:10am | 19/02/10

I recon the paparazzi will spend more time photographing Tiger at night that on the golf course. You can just see them - hiding in bushes, checking in the room next to tiger’s, hiring a room in the building opposite the hotel. A female approached him within 10 Klm and it will be splashed across the globe.

And I don’t care what he says.

Radical Chick says:

12:52pm | 19/02/10

I hope he is back to the Golf Course forthwith…
I don’t care what he does in his own time….
Mind your own business people!!

poseidon burke says:

01:08pm | 19/02/10

I apologise for the suffering I have caused my wife and family. I realise now that my behaviour was borne of a deep spiritual vacuum and that I have sinned. Since I have allowed the lord - praise be to jeebas - into my life things are going to be much better. I now hope that my wife and I can be allowed to commence the healing process. I would like to take this opportunity to announce the launch of a new charity to help sexually addicted golfers to be known as the Woody Foundation.

Nicole says:

01:17pm | 19/02/10

“I would like to take this opportunity to tell all of you to bugger off and mind your own business, as the only person who deserves an apology here is my wife. I’m pretty sure the sponsors pay me for my golf skills, not to be a sexual puritan, so if they don’t want me, bollocks to them too. I’ll be back on the course next week.”

Sam says:

01:19pm | 19/02/10

“I’ve realised that I’ve made some mistakes. I should have realised long ago that I have more money than anyone can spend in a lifetime, so I see no point in playing golf anymore. I’ve always wanted to be a porn star, so I’m dropping the “s” off the end of my surname effective immediately.”

Eno says:

02:31pm | 19/02/10

‘..but it’s ok for you Women to be Cougars?’

or maybe

‘Money can’t buy you love but it can buy you a better class of hooker?’

Brad Coward says:

02:36pm | 19/02/10

First of all, he will apologise to God because the Devil made him do it !

Eddie says:

03:19pm | 19/02/10

I only care when he sinks his balls on the golf course - Private life who cares

Sarcasm On says:

03:58pm | 19/02/10

“I admit that while I am very good at hitting a ball with a stick I am a complete loser in my personal and family life with severe mental and ethical issues.  But hopefully this won’t affect your opinion of me and all you middle aged men will continue to lap up any product I am associated, because I am still very good at hitting golf balls you know, so I can continue to be the highest grossing sportsman in human history.”

biff says:

04:12pm | 19/02/10

I made the mistake of picking up Warnie’s mobile phone instead of mine. Every time I rang one of the numbers a bird turned up. What could I do? I had to entertain the young ladies as best I could. I asked them if they wanted some golf lessons or would they rather play hide the sausage. They all elected the latter. Gee world, I’m real sorry.

SN says:

04:24pm | 19/02/10

I just want to see him come back, win the Masters and as he accepts his green jacket to announce, “I f**ked a different chick after each round and I still won!”

I also think the media should begin referring to him by his real name Eldrick.
Boy’s momma call him Eldrick, I’m gonna call him Eldrick!

jeffers says:

05:44pm | 19/02/10

Marriage breakdown happens every day. I was swimming outside the flags. My actions were symptomatic of a failing relationship. We will divorce and an amicable property settlement has already been reached.

Despite the past acrimony between myself and wife and the sadness for both of us we realize that we will always have our children in common. We will ensure they are loved well cared for. We will not use them as weapons against each other. We will not fight in front of the children and share in their upbringing. We will make sure they get to know us both as parents who love them.

Shit happens. I’m off to golf .

Cricketor says:

05:56pm | 19/02/10

His private life is of concern to me, I admire his skills on the golf course but thats my involvement in his life, simply as a viewer. It will probably affect the Americans more with God and Country and all that junk. But he only has one life to live and it does not belong to the world

Go get 'em, Tiger says:

07:42pm | 19/02/10

What Tiger should say:

“I’m a billionaire sporting superstar and I’m going to bang every hot piece of a$$ I can possibly get my hands on and if you have a problem with that or are even remotely surprised by it then stop living in fantasyland and grow a pair of testicles BUT cos you’re all a bunch of idiots that may possibly believe this I’ll stand here and look contrite and sorry for what I’ve done so I can sign with some more sponsors and make some more money. Y’all wanna be like Tiger, yo!”

stephen says:

09:33pm | 19/02/10

It wasn’t me, it was the other 2 in the cupboard.

Daniel says:

10:29am | 20/02/10

I think the media needs to get over this and start reporting on real news. What tiger does in the USA noone here really cares about. We need to keep our eyes on the Liberal Party and Abbott.

Martin says:

01:37pm | 20/02/10

Tiger needs to take it on the chin and answer the hard questions. It is only when he faces his public and is straight with them that he will get past this. He got into this trouble in part because he was able to keep it hidden. He cant fix this by making the healing process hidden as well.

asproella says:

10:14am | 21/02/10

Let thoses who are wothout sin cast the first stone,ithink the media has made this into a blood letting scavenger hunt,no other news in the world ,Tiger isn’t the first to cheat,tiger has nothing to say to anyone because it is no one’s business,it is between him an d his family…Even Clinton wasn’t ostracized like this,and he was the president..leave Tiger alone you have your pound of flesh ..