Sometimes, you’d swear a higher power was trying to tell us all something. Not that the universe would trouble itself over anything as trivial as Australian politics, but all the same.

One failed leadership stint is quite enough, thanks

On the weekend, former Australian cricket captain Ricky Ponting was brought back as a fill-in for the injured Michael Clarke. Ponting proceeded to do his customary lousy job, and was duly punted for good. Could the message be any clearer? Do we really need to spell this thing out?

The Ponting return was a screaming reminder for Kevin Rudd to stay the hell clear of a leadership challenge. Second stints don’t work. As the American novelist Thomas Wolfe once nearly wrote: “You Can’t Go Home to the Lodge Again”.

Fact is, just as we would have done nearly anything to avoid seeing Ponting spit on his hands and rub them together (bleah!), the nation has had enough of Kevin ‘07 and his cutesy, put-on little Ruddisms.

The sauce bottle sucks. We’re through with “due season”. Even if Rudd swears black and blue that he’s a different man since he swore black and blue on that leaked video, nobody believes his leadership will be any different this time.

Nothing’s ever different second time around. Look at Ricky Ponting on the weekend. Overlook for a moment Australia’s handsome win over India on Sunday night which was set up by excellent batting by everyone bar Ponting himself.

Focus instead on Ponting’s performance in the field as skipper against Sri Lanka on Friday. Defending a paltry total of 158, with his seamers being smacked all over the park, Ponting waited until there were 100 runs on the board to try his spinner Xavier Doherty.

Doherty proved to be largely ineffectual, but Ponting waited far too long to find out. He only tried to adapt when the match was already lost. Time and time again, this has been the hallmark of his captaincy. Unintuitive, formulaic and slow to react.

Ponting’s captaincy flaws have been all the more apparent in a summer when Michael Clarke has put on a captaincy masterclass. Here the analogy momentarily breaks down, because Gillard is clearly no Clarke.

But without or without a decent leader to measure him against, Rudd still stacks up poorly. Tell us, True Believers. What would Rudd do differently if granted a second residency at The Lodge?

Really, though. Will he find a stash of magic consensus juice in one of those giant Gatorade bottles they use at the cricket, and become a man of compromise?

Will he learn to delegate and stop crossing other people’s t’s and dotting their i’s? Will he stop expecting his close staffers to work around the clock? Will he sit down and develop policy in a manner which might be termed strategic rather than from-the-hip? Will he magically morph the carbon tax back into the ETS he originally wanted before he kinda just wimped out on the deal?

The obvious answer is: none of the above. Rudd is cooked. Like Ricky Ponting, he is yesterday’s leader, and yesterday’s not very good one at that.

People are always saying cricket captain and PM are the two most important jobs in the land, and if Kev can’t take the hint from this weekend’s events, well, that’s just another sign of how unfit he is to lead.

Oh, and speaking of subtle messages the universe is sending, did you hear about the Swedish guy they just found half-dead in a snowbound car?

Iced Vovos, iced Volvos… either way, this stuff ends badly. The question is, is Rudd smart enough to heed the signs?

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    • Mahhrat says:

      05:57am | 21/02/12

      Good point Ant, but I don’t think Rudd is interested in anything but getting his job back.  I’m honestly concerned that he’s not thinking past a ballot next week - he’ll worry about it if he actually achieves anything.

      Which is exactly as wrong as you say - incredibly so.

      Same goes for Punter.  He is obviously not retiring because he wants one more tilt at England to win the ashes back.  He’s even agreed to relinquish the Captaincy just to try and be part of the team that regains them, because otherwise he’ll go down in history as the Captain who lost them (Twice).  The question is WHY he’s so desperate to do that.

      If he wants to win them back for himself and his place in history, then he should be dropped immediately (and I suspect that’s part of the reason why he’s gone from the 1day now).  If he wants to win them back for his country, then he should be allowed that opportunity, because he’s been our best batsman this generation and has earned the right on that alone.

    • Steve says:

      06:06am | 21/02/12

      I think the analogy is spot on, but why is Gillard clearly no Clarke?

      I seem to recall that Clarke was widely derided and not a popular choice as captain - apart from those of us who actually analysed and watched the game and saw that he was a good captain in ODI’s and would make a good test captain.

      He was too arrogant, cared more about himself and his endorsements, didn’t have “the ticker” to lead the national side, was not a team player “Katich incident). These are very similar criticisms to Gillard, however like Clarke, if you actually analyse what’s going on, economic figures are strong, legislation is being passed in difficult circumstances (re: hung parliament) and our biggest complaints reek of “first world problems”. Ok that’s not fair there’s still plenty of work to do with the mentally disabled, aboriginal communities etc. Funny how that’s not what is demanded by the electorate though…

      Clarke however helps engineer a clean sweep of India and scores a triple ton and suddenly he’s back to the popular player of 7 years ago. Remember a year ago Clarke was booed at the SCG. So while Gillard is currently unpopular, perhaps there is room for a change in pubic perception yet. It happened quite rapidly for Clarke, it remains to be seen if it wil be as rapid for Gillard, or whether it takes a decade or so for the achievements to be acknowledged.

    • SteveKAG says:

      07:27am | 21/02/12

      There is no room for a change in public perception with regards to Gillard, she is a part of the same bracket of politicians that have stuffed up so much during the last 5 years.

      I will never forgive this government for the terrible mistakes they have made.
      By the way everyone keeps talking about the bills that are getting passed, passing minor bills that no one cares about is inconsequential to the nation and the argument.  With the backing of the far left greens and greedy, power hungry independents they have a majority so why would they not pass bills.

      As a manager i know that when there are problems in teh work place, the prodcutivity goes up, people keep their heads down and bum up.  I assume it is no different in the parliment.  No one wants to get caught in the cross fire of these two inept, power mad people.

      Bring on an election, if Labour are so certain of there position bring it on.

    • Tubesteak says:

      07:40am | 21/02/12

      I don’t think Clarke is that good.

      Firstly, he wasn’t booed at the SCG. I was at that game and he was cheered. He was booed a week or so before at a different ground (could have been Brisbane or maybe Melbourne).

      Time and time again Clarke has shown that he doesn’t have the maturity to be a good captain. When the team is on the ropes and we need a solid captain’s knock (like we could have gotten from Border or Boonie back in the day) he tried a reverse sweep and got out. Often we lost the game.

      He had two good innings in the test series against India. Other than that it wasn’t much chop. I think the team has won in spite of him more often than not or because the other team lost.

      As for Gillard, we do have some good figures. But again this has little to do with Rudd/Gillard and more to do with the reforms of Keating and the fact that Treasury is playing classic Keynesianism as you expect them to do. Gillard has failed on a number of policy issues (education, infrastructure, health, middle-class welfare to name a few). Things are ok but not great.

      It was good that Ponting was dropped. He’s failed too many times and we need to develop a depth of talent to take into the next Ashes series.

    • Steve says:

      07:51am | 21/02/12

      SteveKAG - if the bills that are passed are so minor, then why the outrage?

      And this sentence strikes me as odd “As a manager i know that when there are problems in teh work place, the prodcutivity goes up, people keep their heads down and bum up.”

      Nothing like fear to promote productivity amiright? Why create great workplaces where people actually want to work and increase productivity through innovativeness, when you can create fear.

      And I am pretty sure “greedy, power hungry” equally applies to politicians of all sides. If you disagree you are clearly delusional.

      Oh and what exactly is stuffed up? Please explain - do you not enjoy one of the highest standards, if not the highest, standard of living in the world?

    • Steve says:

      07:57am | 21/02/12

      Tubesteak - NBN is infrastructure, it is highly hypocritical to claim on the one hand that nothing is being done on infrastructure, and then whinge about the NBN, which many coalition supporters seem to do. Ditto with cutting back middle class welfare, on the one hand you want it, on the other hand when it happens it’s suddenly “Labor wanting a class war”.

      They can’t win, just like Clarke can’t seem to in some people’s eyes.

      And Clarke definitely got booed in Sydney during the last English summer. And his captaincy is innovative and effective. His 300 came when the side were 3/30. he played a great captains knock in South Africa - they are hardly winning “in spite” of Clarke. If anything that just goes to show you’re ignorance of the game. So many ex players agree that Clarke is actually a very good captain.

    • SteveKAG says:

      08:59am | 21/02/12

      let’s talk about stuffed up, pink batts, cash for schools ($1m for a toilet???), a carbon tax that is not in any public interest, the NBN that no one wants or cares about….....do you want more?
      It is not that people are complaining about these inconsequential bills that are getting passed, they are complaining about a government that seems to terat the PM office like a revolving door at Myers, the fact that they clearly are not able to manage any projects they put in place such as the above.

      As for the workplace, i never said i put the fear into people it is an observation i make of several industrial workplaces i have managed over the years.  I guess it is human nature for many peolpe to keep their head down when the bulelts start flying.  I think parliment is probably going through the same thing.

      Sure their is greed and power hungar on both sides of politics but it is only labor governments who so blatently display it…...
      Gough - Hopeless.
      Keating stabbed Hawke, Gillar stabbed Rudd, now Rudd trying to return the favour…...
      Liberal givernments have not changed a seated PM in the last 50 years that i am aware of…..and iti s the liberal giovernemnt which will have to once again clean up teh mess of yet another inept labor government…....these are not my personal views, they are simple facts.

    • sunny says:

      09:19am | 21/02/12

      @Tubesteak “He had two good innings in the test series against India.” They were quite darn good actually. But it’s not just about getting runs (although I agree the captain should dig deep at the crease if the team is in trouble). The captain’s main job is to engineer 20 wickets. Clarke seems to be very good at this, setting the right structures and getting the team spirit there to have a real attacking dig in the field - admittedly he has had some very good new bowlers under his command.

      As you say, it’s The Ashes we want. Clarke’s next Ashes campaign will be his <insert a French word for defining moment> ..Gillard’s next election campaign will be hers - so there’s a similarity between the two.  Another similarity is that they each remain very positive in the face of a lot of unfounded criticism (yeah and some founded criticism) and personal attacks.

      I think Ricky Ponting gets some bad press considering his brilliant achievements, but all the same I don’t want him to captain another Ashes squad.

    • Steve says:

      09:36am | 21/02/12

      SteveKAG - “the NBN that no one wants or cares about”, not only is it ridiculous hyperbole, but it’s factually incorrect. 56% of those polled in Essential Research (which actually gave the coalition a 2PP lead of 55-45) over the weekend were in favour of the NBN, with 26% against.

      Even amongst Coalition voters, opinion is split - with 42% for and 43% against. I don’t mind you having your personal opinion, but to say “these are not my personal views, they are simple facts” when they are evidently not the facts completely discredits you.

      And I asked a question how the country is stuffed up - you did not provide me with any reason other than a whinge. Are there government troops shooting people in the streets that I somehow missed? No. Perhaps there’s millions of homeless? No not that either. Oh I see, stretched on your mortgage? Must be the gubermints fault you’re overleveraged!

      Pathetic really.

    • Tubesteak says:

      12:07pm | 21/02/12

      Steve
      One infrastructure project isn’t a win. Where’s the funding for roads, trains and buses that we are depserately crying out for, especially in NSW.

      Who said I want middle-class welfare? I certainly didn’t. I detest it.

      Maybe we’re talking about different games. I was in the member’s stand and remember people standing up and giving Clarke a round of applause when he walked to the crease. There was no booing. You can only cite two decent knocks. I can site dozens of failures. Clarke isn’t worthy of the captaincy, unfortunately, there’s not really anyone else that can do it right now.

      Sunny
      I don’t think Clarke makes enough runs. Whether he engineers wickets is too difficult to quantify. Some good new bowlers and some good experience with Siddle I think speaks more to that.

    • Steve says:

      01:14pm | 21/02/12

      Tubesteak - are we talking about the same series, i.e. against England? And I was sitting on the concourse under the Victor Trumper, possibly a very different atmosphere.

      Also, aren’t buses and trains state issues, so in NSW the neglect of the government for the past however many years is surely to blame. I agree our roads need an investment, but so do our communications networks - so I am at least happy something is being done.

      I can site plenty of decent knocks in the time since he’s become captain. In fact in 11 tests since taking over the captaincy, we have won 7, drawn 2 and lost 2, and Clarke has scored 5 centuries. When you consider that two of those series were away to Sri Lanka and South Africa, I consider that a pretty good return. Perhaps you have some personal bias, because the facts don’t really back up your view. I remember Clarke saving a test against England in 2009, scoring a century to set us up for a win in Adelaide in 2007, again a hundred against South Africa in Sydney in 2009. let alone his 150 in his first test against India in India and his other 90 odd which helped secure our first series win in India in however long.

      Again the parallels are uncanny, it seems no matter how well some people do, it’s just not good enough for some.

    • PW says:

      06:08pm | 21/02/12

      SteveKAG: “Liberal givernments have not changed a seated PM in the last 50 years that i am aware of…..”

      It’s always a good idea to make oneself aware before posting on the interweb. It was 1971, McMahon took over from Gorton. Neither of them stood a chance in the face of the mighty Whitlam wave that was engulfing the nation.

      The saddest thing is that Gough had lost by a whisker in 1969, this would be a very different country had that result been reversed.

    • tassie troo says:

      07:32am | 21/02/12

      This article would work if it wasn’t for the pesky little GOLDEN TEST SUMMER that Punter produced on his ‘second stint’. Don’t cheapen the greatness of Punter by equating it to the shambolic failure that was Kevin Rudd’s leadership.

    • Hayden says:

      08:44am | 21/02/12

      Or the fact he actually captained Australia against India the other night and flogged em…Punter for PM!!!!

    • stephen says:

      07:56am | 21/02/12

      What about 3 strikes and your out ?
      And number 3 is coming up when parliament resumes.
      Julia should sack him.

    • Jessie says:

      08:27am | 21/02/12

      If Julia had any sense she would sack herself. She is a joke.

    • Austin 3:16 says:

      08:39am | 21/02/12

      “the nation has had enough of Kevin ‘07 and his cutesy, put-on little Ruddisms”

      Hey Ant you might not have heard of this but there are these funny little things called “opinion polls” ask Penbo about ’em. And those polls consistently show that the nation is still pretty ok with K Rudd.

    • Pete says:

      08:41am | 21/02/12

      I think its hilarious. Rudd has been just about to challenge for the leadership for 6 months or more. Where is this challenge or are you just HOPING that he does simple because you want him to? I don’t disagree with ponting however I do think his time is up.

    • Full head of hair says:

      08:48am | 21/02/12

      Hmm, most successful test captain and ODI captain?

      Baldness clearly does equal no life.

    • sunny says:

      09:29am | 21/02/12

      Warnie is that you?

    • AJ says:

      11:16am | 21/02/12

      I think it looks neat and shows self-confidence.

    • Gregg says:

      08:56am | 21/02/12

      I was somewhat dismayed at the selectors appointing Ricky as Captain and whereas Warner was still a relative newcomer, it is not as though they did not have other experienced cricketers about who would have ably supported him, the Hussey brothers for instance and though bringing Mike Hussey back in to captain the side was a possibility, that would likely have been more a kick in the guts to him than the appointment of Ricky.

      Ricky has made some superb catches but that is where his game has ended and with an average of about two or three, his ability to score quickly is also often highlighted, a combination of energy and confidence needed to go with inherent skill to take up the more attacking style needed for ODI success and sadly Ricky has just not lacked that combination but also somewhat infected the side’s performance.
      You can usually see that in the drop of the scoring rate for the four or five overs between when he comes in and gets out and that then puts the other batsmen under more pressure and wild shots get others out.

      As for Kevin learning, I do not know that he is a great natural follower of too many sports and may have attempted to give the impression when PM just to give the impression, so the politics of cricket are probably largely beyond him.

      Clarke has done a much better job as Captain than many would have thought he would have and full credit to him and you’re right in saying Gillard is no Clarke, for as a leader it was not as though she ever did too much when deputising other than making sure she would get some photo shoots, her performance as a leader herself as PM being somewhat dismal.

    • AJ says:

      09:04am | 21/02/12

      Yawn. I think this constructed “Gillard/Clarke” persona needs to ease up on the paranoid Caesar-complex fantasy and focus on the real issues, instead of hacking at former leaders they’ve asked to contribute and whose work they rely on. It stinks of PR spin and people can see this cheap huckster trick for what it is. A real leader takes on real opposition, instead of trying to score cheap political points off imagined enemies in their own team. So unedifying. So sad.

    • Ross says:

      09:15am | 21/02/12

      Good luck trying to get a leadership challenge up Ltd. News.

      Try reporting the news some day instead of trying to create it.
      and you wonder why your circulation is going down the gurgler.

    • marley says:

      01:55pm | 21/02/12

      So, if New Ltd writes about the leadership challenge, it’s creating, not reporting.  So, tell me, how do you rate Barrie Cassidy’s article on the subject over on the ABC website?  The one where he said:

      “Rudd is campaigning. Rudd is talking to journalists about the leadership despite his astonishing denial.

      I know the names of some of those he has spoken to. I know where he said it – in his office – on a parliamentary sitting day – and I know what he said. He told them a challenge would happen; he told them he was prepared to lose the first ballot and go to the backbench; and in one conversation he laughed about the prospect of Gillard stumbling again.”

      Who exactly is creating what?

    • J. Howard says:

      09:19am | 21/02/12

      Lazarus with a triple bypass, anyone?

    • Trude says:

      09:26am | 21/02/12

      “the nation has had enough”?? You know what every voter nation-wide thinks then? I call BS. See I want Rudd back. I don’t want to be represented by the back stabbing b..ch, cause Aussies aren’t like that, I don’t want the sniveling Abbott, cause I’m not like that, I want Rudd back, and there’s a heck of a lot of people who feel the same.

    • tassie troo says:

      11:17am | 21/02/12

      does that mean you’re like Rudd? self-depreciation is not healthy.

    • Trude says:

      11:56am | 21/02/12

      No, I’m not self-depreciating, though I don’t brag either. I’m just myself, with good and bad points.

    • old fart says:

      09:42am | 21/02/12

      neither Rudd nor Ponting know when it’s time to leave

    • Amazed says:

      10:17am | 21/02/12

      You don’t know much about Australian history do you.. one Mr R. Menzies went back to the lodge pretty successfully if I remember.. But KRudd isn’t a shadow of Mr Menzies.

    • Clem says:

      12:05pm | 21/02/12

      Yes, that’s what I thought while reading this. And interestingly Menzies was also ousted the first time when his party turned on him. Then went on to become the longest serving PM. Shows it’s possible, but can’t imagine that happening here.

      Jeez it’d sell a lot of papers though. Or put a big spike in newspaper website traffic.

    • Anthony Sharwood

      Anthony Sharwood says:

      03:07pm | 21/02/12

      Thought about Menzies, but thought I’d keep it contemporary

    • Tim says:

      03:34pm | 21/02/12

      C’Mon Ant,
      you thought about Menzies then decided it didn’t fit with what you were trying to say so you left it out.

    • Anthony Sharwood

      Anthony Sharwood says:

      03:56pm | 21/02/12

      OK Tim, I will fess up to this. That is pretty much exactly as it panned out. This admission is my payback for deleting that other comment you made this morning about this story being a ridiculously long bow. Don’t say we Punchers are not transparent

    • Tim says:

      07:49pm | 21/02/12

      Ha ha,
      I knew it.

    • Zopo says:

      11:12am | 21/02/12

      At least Clarke is achieving what he said he would whereas Gillard doesn’t, and what she does achieve is to suit her agenda and not the people who elected ..erm..Rudd.

    • Farken says:

      11:33am | 21/02/12

      “What Rudd can learn from Ricky Ponting”  what crap . the one who got the short end of the crappy stick is clarke out of that statement

    • PW says:

      02:09pm | 21/02/12

      “Second stints don’t work”.

      Was that distant rumbling I thought I heard Menzies rolling in his grave?

      And for that matter the second incarnation of Howard (as Liberal leader) was none too shabby either.

      Then there was William Morris Hughes.

    • Keith says:

      03:53pm | 21/02/12

      Gillard is definitely not Clarke, but what if Clarke was Gillard ?
      Each person found at a game without a ticket would get $10000 worth of home wares, rental assistance and a living allowance.  The pitch would be knee deep in solar cells, and the wind turbines incorporated into the lights would mean that day/night games could only be played when the wind blew.  Special provisions would have to be put into the dressing rooms for “married couples”, and no one would know where the gate takings went.

    • Esteban says:

      07:04pm | 21/02/12

      What is Bob Browne’s job, third umpire? he gets to push the out or not out button.

      Andrew Wilkie drives the bus between the ground and hotel. Once considered very important but easily forgotten once you are back at the hotel and not needed anymore.

    • Cho says:

      10:45am | 09/07/12

      Hmm it appears like your site ate my first coemmnt (it was super long) so I guess I’ll just sum it up what I submitted and say, I’m thoroughly enjoying your blog. I as well am an aspiring blog blogger but I’m still new to the whole thing. Do you have any suggestions for inexperienced blog writers? I’d genuinely appreciate it.

 

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