Acting ability is not a prerequisite to land the leading role in political office, but if past experience shows, it can help sometimes.

The alternative shadow cabinet. Except for those two at the end, who nobody can ever remember.

Take, for example, the late Ronald Reagan. Reflecting on his career change and ascent to the top job in the White House, he once said, “I’ve often wondered how some people in positions of this kind … manage without having had any acting experience”.

Perhaps Tony Abbott would rather not model himself on Reagan, but it seems he has different ideas about what it takes to become prime minister.

Quizzed last week about a suggestion that he had been offered acting lessons by media specialist Marcus West to brush up his image, Abbott replied: “My image is what it is and I think that I will live with it and I hope Australians will too. I’m dramatic enough as it is, even at times melodramatic enough.”

One thing is for sure, politics and drama seem to go hand in hand. You only need to tune in to Parliament to recognise the symbiotic relationship.

But do Australians want their political leaders to be like John Wayne-style movie stars staging a showdown at the parliamentary corral or someone like their old mate down the pub?

Reader comments to online news site last week seemed to show a preference for the latter.

Frank Appleford of Melbourne, in a comment to the Herald Sun, expressed disdain at the thought of Abbott taking up acting classes: “Just what we need, more actors in parliament!”

James of Adelaide added: “Tony, stay as you are. We can see what we get. It is Krudd that needs coaching how to be one of the ordinary people and not one of his snobbery click.”

But Robert of Lindsey, on news.com.au, thought Abbott was already stage struck: “Tony off to acting school. Tony off to the ironman. Tony off for a seven-day bike ride. Yet the bloke still can’t answer any policy-based question about what he would actually do on any issue. I don’t think he needs acting lessons. He is doing a very good job pretending to be Leader of the Opposition at the moment. As the alternate prime minister of the country, a bit less acting and a bit more action might be good advice.”


The Opposition Leader was not the only politician whose personal style was a talking point last week.

Nationals Senator Barnaby Joyce gave the Canberra press gallery a serve, accusing them of marginalising him over his free-flowing language and grassroots communication style.

Jude of Outer West gave Joyce’s down-to-earth style her vote of support on The Courier-Mail site: “At least Barnaby speaks a language that most understand - unlike the spin of Kevin 747. So keep it up Barnaby.”

But Silly Bludger of Brisnowhere disagreed: “It’s not about the language he uses so much as the fact that he just has no idea what he’s talking about. I hope the Libs keep him for a long time.”
Meanwhile, in his own inimitable way, Joyce told an interviewer on Sky News that voters appreciated Tony Abbott’s style.

“The thing people like about Tony is the real deal,” he said. “People on the street want reality but they don’t want pretend.

“They will smell it like dog poo on the shoes if they think it’s not the real deal.”

Perhaps, instead of going to the polls, the solution is for Abbott and Rudd to battle it out in a Big Brother-style house on a political reality TV show. Acting ability optional and may the best contestant win.

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    • Maggie ward says:

      07:25am | 05/04/10

      Rudd seems to have a face for all occassions and can even to do fake saunters and feign concern and he is very bad at it all.

    • Andy says:

      08:07am | 05/04/10

      “Rehashing a load of rubbish” Abbott never intended having acting/coaching lessons and declined the idea. Abbott had prepared and accepted to participate in the Ironman event well before he had any idea he was going to be Leader of the Liberal party. Abbott has participated in the 7 day bike ride for charity for years, also well before he was Opposition Leader. Can you just accept that, that’s who Abbott really is? Who is Kevin Rudd? Except a “church goer?” Find something of substance to write about please. This was last weeks and the weeks before news.

    • Philip Crowley says:

      10:54pm | 05/04/10

      Hear hear Andy, well said!

    • Ex Teacher says:

      09:27am | 05/04/10

      Spot on Andy, as with Abbott’s supposed comments re virginity.  The journos want to paint Abbott in a particular light and will continue to misconstrue any event in order to make the image stick.

      Rudd has been wrong on so many policy issues but a story about Abbott wearing budgie smugglers is so much more important.

    • acotrel says:

      09:51am | 05/04/10

      There used to be an actor who looked just like Tony Abbott.  He had a part in the Tarzan movies - Cheetah !

    • T.Chong says:

      12:47pm | 05/04/10

      Dude, ROFLMFAO !!!!!!!!

    • susie says:

      07:53pm | 05/04/10

      And the one that looked like Kevin Rudd was Dumbo the elephant!

    • Joan says:

      10:17am | 05/04/10

      I thought all politicians attended Fido Dog Training college, the way they sit up straight and tall,  hands neatly folded on the desk as TV presenters put them through the grill. Most sit po-faced mouthing lines learned to predictable questions. occasionally the presenter goes off script and panic look sets in and they begin to squirm like the worm.  In the field they are likely to stray yet others are willing to take on any role like Rudd playing Easter Bunny handing out eggs with his Easter message to Australians   translated as- stuff your faces with as many easter eggs as possible. Good for diabetes.  I wonder how many parishioners attended church Sunday with their pockets stuffed full with Easter eggs like Bunny Rudd?

    • T.Chong says:

      12:07pm | 05/04/10

      “I thought all politicians….,” then go on to bag Rudd with no mention Abbott. Whos the bunny?, Joan?

    • Joan says:

      02:16pm | 05/04/10

      Rudd was out `in the field`  playing Bunny Easter Sunday so he`s the Bunny- he made a point of it.  Rudd was asked about refugees at Church stop and his reply to Australia was to eat Easter Eggs and lots of them sort of like `let them eat them cake`. What`s your problem? No eggs? Abbott had nothig to do with it.

    • Scot says:

      04:08pm | 05/04/10

      Joan, So true, one would not expect anything less than this from Bunny Rudd, he is such a hypocrite and double standards individual. He is a control freak and the tissue paper tower of Rudd is about to come crashing down. There are 100’s of Dieticians in the country that cannot get jobs, and Diabetes is out of control, go figure. We have the second worst Diabetes epidemic in the world now.

    • Scot says:

      12:43pm | 05/04/10

      Rudd is the most fake person I have ever seen as PM of Australia. He has a face for every occasion and it is all so fake. Abbot is no fake, he is to the pint and knows his subject matter. Rudd is a big pictures person and a control freak. He has been sole architect of all that now smells in Australia for failed projects and wasted economic opportunity, he will go down like the NSW Labor party for is failures and deceit, the list of failures for Rudd and NSW Labor is growing by the day.

    • T.Chong says:

      01:16pm | 05/04/10

      Yes Scot, Iron man is on top of every subject, except health and finance.
      Good to know that as a die hard Conservative , that you,  ? (and fellow supporters) take pride that Abbott is incapable or disinterested in the “big picture”.
      No long term vision, now that s something to be proud of, isnt it?

    • Your name:Evan Findlay says:

      01:37pm | 05/04/10

      Abbott knows his subject matter? Are you for real. Where is his health policy. You obviously missed his effort at debate. He had no idea what the subject was. “Wasted economic opportunity”. The Labor party has had to deal with a GFC, decreasing tax revenue and rising unemployment. None of this was of their own doing but they manage to keep you in a job Scot. If you want to talk about wasted economic oppotunity, lets talk about the Howard government. 340 Billion dollars in tax revenue over the 2000/07 years and we have nothing to show for it except 20 billion in savings and 60 billion in a futures fund. The futures fund was for health, education and infrastructure. What puzzles me Scot is that at the end of the Howard government all three were crumbling and in decay but we still had 60 billion set aside for the future. When did they anticipate spending it? When all three were completely f***. Get real. Howard and Costello were economic charlatans. They threw away all our economic opportunity on middle class welfare in order to get voted back in. The greatest opportunity this country had for prosperity was wasted by the most economically inept and policy lethargic government in order to produce more babies and over inflate the housing market. Brilliant. And lets not forget that Abbott is the love child of Howard and Bishop, which will mean more waste and nothing to show for it.

    • Futureproof says:

      12:54pm | 05/04/10

      The MSM just fall over themselves in order to protect Krudd.  Is it because they think that Kristallnacht will be inacted against them if Abbott wins.  Journalists today are of a poor standard to those of 20, 30 years ago.  They are cut and paste journalists.  It is easier for lazy journos to make up stories about Abbott, than to actually research the dog’s breakfast that is the current government.  There are so many stories that could potentially make the front page, like; DR Death invokes Goss Government Formula; or, Garrett works less, but is paid more; or, Is Bipola Nicola and the Health Reforms, an insulation bungle in the making?

    • Ben81 says:

      02:16pm | 05/04/10

      One of the comments quoted in the article - “It’s not about the language he uses so much as the fact that he just has no idea what he’s talking about. I hope the Libs keep him for a long time.” illustrates what’s wrong with a lot of people who unfortunately vote.  I mean, for one thing saying he doesn’t know what he’s talking about is garbage, whether or not you agree with him is another matter. 
      The point though is why the hell would someone who actually cares hope that an opposition keeps a leader who ” has no idea what he’s talking about” and shamelessly tell everyone that you think of politics as a game?  It’s a big problem that some people are so politically unaware that they don’t know or care about the important role of an opposition.

    • Luke says:

      02:29pm | 05/04/10

      Barnaby gets moved out of finance and the MSM are still all over him, chasing him up and down corridors and up hill and down dale. Yet we have a Government Minister (GARRETT) who has completely stuffed his portfolio and cost the tax payers millions and millions of dollars because of his incompetence, gets his portfolio reduced, not sacked as he should have been and now not a word in the MSM about him? Go figure? Abbotts fitness and Joyce’s politcally incorrect speak is what’s important?????????????????

    • Rob says:

      03:22pm | 05/04/10

      Anyone who watches politicians on TV can see that the majority of them use the same head movements, the same hand movements and the same facial expressions.
      Nod of the head - positive,
      shake of the head - negative.
      Hands to the left, hands to the right.
      Forward thrust to emphasise.
      Open hands - take my word for it.

      Just look at Rudd & Gillard in action, and of course we had the song & dance man on parliament steps showing Tony Abbott the advantages of an acting course for idiots..
      Now we have Kate Ellis in her hiking boots showing us what the well heeled dominatrix wears. Benny Hill would have had a field day with this bunch of wannabe comedians.

    • Chase Stevens says:

      03:47pm | 05/04/10

      I think Abbott is the biggest spin-master of the lot.

    • Mark says:

      04:27pm | 05/04/10

      Soap opera? I would have thought the circus that is the left wing journos and their determination to taint everything he says is the soap opera! Abbott talks about advice for his daughters? Journos yell that he is trying to tell all Australian women what to do!! Doesn’t matter that he didn’t, just twist the truth into a lie and print it, print it, print it!!!!!

    • 6c legs says:

      09:58pm | 05/04/10

      Mate, are you watching him on QandA?

      Mrabbit doesn’t need “left wing journos” to twist what he says - he does such a brilliant job all by himself!

      and there’s people who not just want this embarrassing human to be the Leader of this country, but are convinced that he would do a good job?
      strewth.

      He is the Liberals Latham.

    • Robert Smissen of Rural SA says:

      11:27pm | 05/04/10

      6Legs MATE! ! ! Tony Jones isn’t a pinko hes is bright red lefty & didn’t moderate at all, the audience were the most miserable bunch I have ever seen, instead of an audience of mixed political persuasions Tony Jones stacked it with a bunch of smart arsed pinkos

    • 6c legs says:

      05:00pm | 05/04/10

      It’s just mind boggling (to me) how Mr Rabbits Fanz react when a right wing political blog even mildly questions “Their Chosen One”!

      “Lefties” at least put some genuine wit into their comments, whereas the fundie-nutjobs just get plain-naisty - even towards those who support them.
      Talk about confusing!
      lol

      Until he gets himself some policies, the ordinary Ozzie voter still has nothing in him to vote for…  it may seem bizarre to his fundie nutbar base, but Ozzies can appreciate his sporting achievements and still NOT vote for him. wink

    • Ross says:

      05:54pm | 05/04/10

      It’s wrong to call journalists left or right wing it’s up to their bosses to rate the stories they write and publish them . There are a lot of right wing influence peddlers on talk back radio to put their side of the story. Today’s cut and paste journalists are just lazy slobs who would not know a story if it buried them. So how could you expect a journalist to stand up toe to toe with an experienced politician?

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      05:50pm | 05/04/10

      Yawn. Rudd and Abbott are the same. Both haven’t got a clue about economics, health etc, both will say anything to be PM and both more concerned with image rather than substance. At least Barnaby Joyce was entertaining.

    • acotrel says:

      09:10pm | 05/04/10

      Wasn’t Howard the reason the Fraser government finished?  Something to do with the economy?

    • Robert Smissen of Rural SA says:

      11:38pm | 05/04/10

      acotel the Fraser government rescued Australia after the collapse of the Australian economy after Whitlam nearly sold us to the Arabs. Hawke/Keating nearly imploded our economy & AGAIN the Liberals paid off Labors debts due to fiscal mismanagement. acotel the Liberals under Tony Abbott will have to bail us out again when China demands the payment for all Little Kevvy’s irresponsible spending

    • acotrel says:

      09:13pm | 05/04/10

      ’ At least Barnaby Joyce was entertaining. ’

      He usually looks as though he’s been entertaining himself!

    • Seano says:

      07:16am | 06/04/10

      Apparently Abbott speaks for Jesus now. Labelling Abbott the “mad monk” or “Captain Catholic” might be ad hominem but he has provided the ammunition time and again.

      Talk about arrogant, the bloke makes Latham seem humble.

    • Don Clark says:

      07:20am | 06/04/10

      I rarely agree with Gerard Henderson’s tireless toutings , however, on Senator Joyce, underneath the flummery of todays offering he does make these points with which I agree:

      “He [Joyce] does not appear to be able to say “no” to a media appearance and is yet to constrain his language when a microphone is present. Yet his problem is not language or occasional bad taste but a lack of policy depth and a tendency to exaggerate. “
      From http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/politics/
      So much for the legend of the “straight talker”. Shot down by his own side. And conveniently putting paid to the “journos are lefties” tosh, too.

      As for the Abbott soap opera, well, indeed, although most public figures have taken some sort of media management course. But Abbott’s problem isn’t so much style, offensive though he can be. It’s mainly lack of substance and -whatever the much spruiked “straight talk” - an over-reliance on exaggeration and plain spin. He just uses shorter words than the PM.

      The net result of his posturing and finger-wagging is pretty easy to see, and not just from the helath debate fiasco. It’s showing up across the board in the main polls.

      “Extensive analysis by pollster Andrew Catsaras of all available opinion poll results has found that the Rudd government stands to achieve what no other first-term government has done since World War II - win with an increased majority.

      Mr Catsaras predicts Labor will increase its majority by eights seats to a total 91 seats, overturning the traditional decline that has afflicted first-term governments over the past 65 years.

      The pollster has reached this conclusion by studying all poll results from the first quarter of this year, including The Age’s Nielsen polls, Newspoll, Galaxy, Taverner and Westpoll.”
      http://www.theage.com.au/national/labor-on-track-to-increase-majority-20100405-rn4k.html

      If Mr Abbott wants to exert some positive influence on the electorate and on good public policy for our country, he’d be well advised to try using plain truth and actual well-designed policy. So far, we’ve seen precious little of that. Instead all we get is endless confected ra-ra spin campaigns,  trotted out by him and by his lack-lustre colleagues who post on The Punch and elsewhere.

    • OldGirl says:

      09:57am | 06/04/10

      That Catholic link is a dead turn off for me. I would never vote for the man I have only ever suffered abuse at the hands of Cathoilcs. I could probably override that if I thought he had good and tanglible policy, but he seem to me to be a good attack dog. The comments on virginity and giving up sex for Lent took me back to my time in the convent (boarding school) and oh boy that repulsed me. We all vote for our own reasons, but The Mad Monk may find it hard with those who suffered abuse by The Catholic Church and its envoys.

    • Robert Smissen of Rural SA says:

      04:21pm | 06/04/10

      Rudd was a Roman Catholic before he got a better offer to be a proddy, at least Mr Abbott remains true to his convictions.

    • David J says:

      10:11am | 06/04/10

      Barnaby is funny, hes a real Aussie, he calls a spade a spade. Its just sometimes he mixes his spades and his rakes up. I vote Labor but I really like Barnaby he makes me laugh , hes your typically Bush person. Abott should have left him on the back bench, then it would not matter what he said, Abbott could have just said “oh well , he’s a National” Its Abbotts bad judgement that put Barnaby in the spotlight. Barnaby has certainly been a big help to Labor

    • Don Clark says:

      11:05am | 06/04/10

      The soap opera continues.

      Turnbull has just announced he’ll not be standing at the next election. For all his faults, which were not few and quite visible, he was probably the most presentable and almost certainly the most capable of the senior Liberals.

    • Gra Gra says:

      01:19pm | 06/04/10

      When will someone ask Abbott why he feels ‘satisfied’ after “eating the body, and drinking the blood” of some do-gooder who may or may not have lived some 2,000 years ago? I don’t see where that is any different to the ritualistic pagan rites of the Mau Mau terrorists, or Papa Doc’s mob. And there are people out there who want this child of the Inquisition as Prime Minister of our great nation? Ah, the excellent foppery of man!

    • Robert Smissen of Rural SA says:

      04:36pm | 06/04/10

      Gra Gra, after reading your post I think you are definitely GA GA. When the Honorable Anthony Abbott becomes our prime minister, Australia will have its best prime minister since federation.

    • Gra Gra says:

      10:12am | 07/04/10

      Robert Smissen, (Smitten?), of Rural SA, when you lie awake at night dreaming of your nominee for the ‘best PM since Federation’ you will remind yourself that he is married, won’t you. We all understand that there’s not a lot to do in “Rural S.A.” but you must curb your ardour.

    • Amy K. says:

      07:20pm | 03/01/11

      Abbott is pathologically dishonest; he couldn’t be sincere or honest if he tried; even with himself. This is a prerequisite of this mean, low-brow politics; voluntary ignorance, and it is abundantly evident in those radically right-wing conservatives surrounding and handling him. Abbott doesn’t need lessons in lying and pretending he’s something he’s not; fit and deserving of leadership. Abbott has been more then proficient in barefaced deception for years now. I find it hard to accept so many Australians lack the basic political and civics education necessary for enough political savvy to avoid being out-and-out mislead and manipulated by the ideologically driven campaign by Australian’s far Right conservatives to socially engineer Australian society. To engineer our society in accordance with their fantastic delusions concerning economy, society and ethical society. The Coalition, the corporate media duopoly, the foreign funded and inspired Right-wing think tanks are all seeking to undermine Australian democracy systematically through media misinformation, censorship and anti-democratic corporatist policy. All in an effort to secure here the Plutocracy and oligarchy that has benefited so few Americans so much and all but ruined ruined the country in the process. But these ideologues don’t care; in the Coalition’s, neo-con’s and neo-lib’s perfect world we won’t be citizens of nations with rights anymore, we’ll be serfs attached to one or more of a handful of essentially stateless, corporate empires. Your worth in society will be no more then that which a capitalist parasite can make off you. The Right will never abandon the state as they pretend, they need it to impose their will violently when the market fails to, through their paramilitary police at home and army abroad. The Right will always need the state to pickup externalities so the workers can be made to pay for what they’ve been brainwashed into thinking is for their benefit. When the Right talk about democracy, fairness and justice; they’re spinning crypto-fascism. In the historically Right-wing ideologies that guide this minority and it’s puppets democracy a pleasant illusion; a privilege afforded us only by some secret, underlying fascist state that systematically violates every democratic value conceivable.

 

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