Last week Tory Shepherd explained the seven things she’d miss about men if they vanished from the earth. Punch regular Erick commented this piece earlier in the week. Since it may have been overlooked amongst this week’s leadership clusterpunch, we’ve republished it here.
A few days ago, Mahhrat, Emma and others asked me if I could come up with a list of seven things I’d miss if all women disappeared from the world. That’s not something I’d ever considered, so it took me a while to come up with an answer.
Of course it would have been trivially easy to list seven things that I find sexually attractive, but that’s a rather shallow view. It would be equally easy to just say the human race would end, but that wouldn’t necessarily be true since biological science could probably find a way.
So what’s left are those nice things that men just can’t provide in the same way. In no particular order:
1. Smiles. A woman’s smile is different from a man’s. It has a way of brightening the day, especially if it’s directed in return to an appreciative look.
2. Emotional support. Men offer sympathy and practical help, and usually this is what men want. But there are some times when that isn’t quite what’s needed, and this is where the non-judgmental and unconditional support of a woman can make a difference.
3. Physical affection. I specifically don’t mean sex, but those little gestures such as hugs and caresses. A touch can say so much, and for heterosexual men only a woman’s touch will do.
4. Decorativeness. No, not looking pretty, though that’s a plus - but having a sense of practical aesthetics that can transform a space. When I moved into my house on my own, I managed to live there for three years without putting a single painting or poster on the wall, a rug on the floor, or a potted plant in the corner. The sound system was great and the library and computers were first class, but it lacked the contributions of the other half.
5. Socialising. Women remember everyone’s birthdays, anniversaries, and the kinds of food they like. These details might seem too trivial to remember for a man, but they are important on occasion, and a woman has them to hand.
6. Household skills. Sure, men can cook, sew, and raise children, but women are just better at these sorts of things. It isn’t just cultural - the human species has incorporated some sex differences at a genetic level.
7. All the sexy stuff. Of course I’d miss that!
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