With the whole nation absorbed in post-election intrigue, I’m declaring today’s reading list a politics-free zone.  But before I do, I’d like to nominate my favourite ‘what the?’ moment from the coverage of the election campaign.

A Kanye West tweet used to caption a New Yorker cartoon.

I rule out going with Mark Latham’s transformation into a ‘journalist’ because it’s far too obvious.  An in-depth analysis of the size of Julia Gillard’s earlobes is a hot contender but also too predictable, given the fun cartoonists have been having with that issue for years.

A front page profile of Rhys Muldoon certainly caught my fancy, complete with its ‘Underbelly’ style photo, implying that the ‘Playschool’ actor had some sinister inside influence in Canberra. But to my taste, nothing topped this rolled-gold quote in a revealing profile of Kevin Rudd

“He just sat there eating the chips off my plate, chip after chip,” says one senior business figure who dined with Rudd when he was Opposition leader.  “It was a bit strange.” 

The only thing missing in that grab is the word ‘un-Australian’.  After the revelation that Kevin Rudd was a snivelling chip filcher, what more was left to damn the man?  A neighbour to accuse him of riding a girl’s bike?  A former classmate to declare ‘Ink pink, Kevin stinks’?

For those of you who’ve had a gutful of Moving Australia Forward and Standing Up for Real Action, today’s list is for you:

1. Do nice people finish last?  Or first?  The Wall Street Journal explores what happens to ‘nice’ people when they move into positions of power.

2. Recall a favourite photo of yourself as a kid. Now pose identically. Welcome to ‘Young Me , Old Me’  (My friend George says I have to give him credit for finding this.  I also have to mention that he’s jaw-droppingly handsome.)

3. A simply brilliant New Yorker article by Atul Gawande asking what medicine should do when it can’t save your life.

4. Christopher Hitchens has written a stunning article for Vanity Fair about his cancer: ‘In whatever kind of race life may be, I have very abruptly become a finalist.’ It’s some of his best work yet.

5. The rather surreal twitter stream of rapper Kanye West has been matched to New Yorker cartoons

6. The memo that could have stopped one of the classic TV comedies of all time being made (via @nadine_lee on twitter)

7. For my fellow word nerds, an article on copy editing at The New Yorker 

8. “I’m like a drumstick made of shame” – check out these hungover owls (via @rfidler on twitter)

9. Tony Martin has been wreaking havoc as Andrew Denton at the Byron Bay Writers’ Festival

10. Louise has set herself the mission to photograph one Sydney suburb a week for an entire year.  Check out the wonderful photographic blog she’s created.

- Leigh Sales anchors Lateline on ABC1 and is on twitter @leighsales

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    • Eric says:

      03:57pm | 27/08/10

      Kanye West/New Yorker mixups are grand! I’ll almost forgive him for what he did to that country singer.

    • MarK says:

      06:01pm | 27/08/10

      Ima let you finish Eric but Chris Croker’s apology for Brittany’s performance at the MTV awards was the best apology ever.

    • Fiona says:

      04:23pm | 27/08/10

      Bless you Leigh Sales for providing the perfect Friday afternoon fodder. I am however feeling slightly self-conscious about my chip eating habits.

    • nosthow says:

      04:28pm | 27/08/10

      Just to clarify the rules to your blog Leigh - you dont want me to mention how hopeless Tony “Mad Monk"Abbott is or even that a Coalition government would send Australia back to the dark ages or Australia deserves a better Foreign Minister than Julie Bishop oe we deserve a younger more in touch Deputy PM than old Warren Truss - you dont wnat those things mentioned ?

    • WEENY says:

      04:54pm | 27/08/10

      No but we would love you to mention Pink Batts. BER, Mining tax debacle, grocery watch,fuel watch,Kevin RUDDs demise, Billions wasted, the worst government in living history, ETS, should I go on.
      P.S. if you want to go to the dark ages look at the greens policies, talk about living in a cave with a candle and your mob are in with them.

    • MarK says:

      05:56pm | 27/08/10

      We apologise for nosthow Leigh. He is like that fly you sometimes get in the middle of winter.

      Out of place, solitary and soon to be forgotten for a few months.

      Do carry on leigh - good list

    • nosthow says:

      06:41pm | 27/08/10

      @Mark- I love you too Marky and I know you love me ! Good old WEENY got into the spirit of it all straight out of the box ! hahahhha

    • Billy B says:

      08:49am | 28/08/10

      nosthow - How’s the champagne going?

    • thatcherschild says:

      07:13pm | 27/08/10

      @Weeny, I know Im not the only one who reads posts like yours and cant believe the drivel some people write, with no back up.
      Lets see, pink batts, the purpose of which were to assist in employment/stimulus areas,and to help householders be energy wise.
      To the idiots blaming the govt, did you see one govt member up in a loft doing the installing?
      No, it was a small number of dodgy businesses who jumped on the bandwagon, sullied the insulation industry and directly caused workers deaths, I believe these are being dealt with by the courts.
      So really the only failing of the govt was to do with regulations, but of course, the Bush/Howard era of deregulation is rarely mentioned.
      BER, lets see, a 97+% of recipients made no compaints, and again, the rorting was directly down to the companies engaged to build.
      As for ‘the waste”, well it went somewhere, maybe the pub and the pokies, who knows, but it went somewhere and kept the economy afloat.
      I know in the small regional town I live in if it wasnt for BER our local builders and suppliers would have gone out of business along with other ventures, plus we got a fab school/community hall which benefits the whole town.
      I agree the mining tax wasnt handled well initially, but I think the sight of protesting mining billionaires was beyond farce.
      ETS, well we all know who fouled that up, just a shame the right-wing xtian science deniers got their knife into Malcolm - take a look at the UK, they dealt with it all years ago, totally bi-partisan, but then the UK doesnt pander to religious groups.
      Please provide a link to back up your claim that billions has been wasted, including a breakdown of where it all went, if possible.

    • Rob r Charteris says:

      07:34pm | 27/08/10

      I thought rAbbott’s reference to Australia’s mentoring of Iraqi soldiers in Afghanistan on Skynews a few days ago was a “What the?” moment.

    • Ewen Mee says:

      07:31am | 28/08/10

      We have been well hung for over a week now, and guess what nothing has changed, so perhaps we don,t really need a federal government at all, abandon canberra,all power to the states and local councils, think of the savings,freed air time, smaller newspapers,no big hats,no more scrutiny of hairdos and bathers. Imagine the serenity,of course a few journos would lose their jobs,but it is small price to pay really.

    • Oz Ocker says:

      12:36pm | 28/08/10

      RE Mark Latham as a journo. Some years back British MP John Profumo was caught in a call girl scandal. The aforesaid call girls were described in the media as “models”. The head of the Models Association released a press statement saying her members regarded the call girls as “journalists.” Et Tu, Mark?

    • Jaimes says:

      01:46pm | 28/08/10

      Top reads as always - the New Yorker never fails to impress, the article on end-of-life choices was insightful and more than a little teary.

      I wasn’t aware that Christopher Hitchins had been diagnosed with cancer, I’m a huge fan of his writing - I will be following his struggle with morbid interest, I am sure.

    • Adam Diver says:

      12:17pm | 29/08/10

      Could not agree more, it was painful for me to read let aone have that discussion with a terminally ill patient. Nothing short of heart-breaking.

    • acotrel says:

      07:31am | 29/08/10

      So Howard suspended the Racial Discrimination Act when he wanted to use the aborigines as election fodder? - NICE ONE !!!!!!!

    • Tess says:

      10:23pm | 29/08/10

      I’m not sure whether the article about terminal illness or the hungover owls made more tears come out of my eyes.  Just for very different reasons.

      Once again a brilliant selection of articles.

    • Ellyanna says:

      09:16am | 17/10/11

      Well mcaadaima nuts, how about that.

 

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