I remember once going to Guantanamo Bay on assignment and reading “Lolita” on the military jet en route. 

A difficult man. Paul Newman's caricature of Vladimir Nabokov.

I didn’t think anything of it until I noticed a few people giving me sideways glances. 

It made me wonder if it weren’t slightly inappropriate reading material for a public place.  Sort of like clipping your toenails at the dinner table.

Nonetheless, I kept on with my reading, thought it was a brilliant book and have been a fan of the author, Vladimir Nabokov, ever since.

This week, I stumbled across a 1967 interview with Nabokov and it is hilariously arrogant and arch. 

The interviewer, from Paris Review, poses the question, “E.M. Forster speaks of his major characters sometimes taking over and dictating the course of his novels. Has this ever been a problem for you, or are you in complete command?”

Nabokov’s reply?

“My knowledge of Mr. Forster’s works is limited to one novel, which I dislike; and anyway, it was not he who fathered that trite little whimsy about characters getting out of hand; it is as old as the quills, although of course one sympathizes with his people if they try to wriggle out of that trip to India or wherever he takes them. My characters are galley slaves.”

The interviewer goes on to ask, “What have you learned from [James] Joyce?”

“Nothing,” comes Nabokov’s reply.

And as for which contemporary writers the author enjoys?

“There are several such writers, but I shall not name them. Anonymous pleasure hurts nobody.”

The Nabokov interview is one of this fortnight’s ten things to read, watch or listen to.  Next fortnight, I start my 2010 wrap up of the best Well-readhead items plus some summer reading recommendations.

1. The Paris Review interview with Vladimir Nabokov from 1967

2. I recently anchored a TV broadcast featuring the US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and wrote this piece for The Spectator about what it was like behind the scenes.

3. The hilarious Hamish & Andy interviewed Mrs Clinton as well and she displays a great sense of humour.

4. This is one of the most amusing ‘apologies’ for a news story error I’ve read.

5. Another excellent piece from Christopher Hitchens in Vanity Fair on dealing with his cancer diagnosis, in particular what people say to him and what they should say. 

6. Two fantastic British comedians compete over who does the best Michael Caine impersonation

7. How many ways can Don Draper say the word ‘what’ on Mad Men?  (from @philwillis on twitter)

8 If you’ve seen The Social Network, you may be interested in this Sean Parker profile (the guy played by Justin Timberlake) in Vanity Fair. (thanks @sharrynstormont on twitter).

9. A beautifully written piece by Roger Ebert about loneliness (via @colvinius)

10. The Economist has an interesting article about who owns a person’s online identity.

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    • Nathan says:

      06:32am | 19/11/10

      Nabokov would have been writing “Ada, or Ardor” around this time, so you can understand his arrogance.

    • Zeta says:

      09:20am | 19/11/10

      I collect Obelisk / Olympia Press editions, and Lolita really sticks out amongst them as the one book that doesn’t belong in that back catalogue. On the one hand, you have this ribald filth written under pseudonyms like ‘Count Palmiro Vicarion’, through to William S. Burroughs, the Story of O, Finegan’s Wake, Anais Nin - and what’s weird is that Nabakov’s stark, kitchen table realism is more disturbing than Burrough’s transgressive, heroin fueled pedophillia fantasies.

      And when you look at the history of all those books, what’s stranger still is the reaction to Lolita in the United States. Olympia Press printed Lolita because no one else would - and the British had it banned. But it arrived in the US with barely a whisper of outrage, and contrary to popular belief, was not the immediate subject of an obscenity charge.

      It seems incongruous that 1950s America wouldn’t find Lolita as distasteful as the fever dream fantasies of the Beats, or the rest of the avant garde erotica being translated from French.

      You read and re-read Lolita and there is this quality about it that seperates it from the canon of transgressive literature. It’s hard to put your finger on it. Burgess, Joyce, Miller, Kerouac - all managed to make the transgressive literary, but Nabakov goes one step further, he manages to make his character’s transgression have mainstream appeal.

      Other writers of the time wrote about disturbed people doing disturbing things, but even in the morally ambiguous Beat movement - there is still black and white, even when it’s bleak. Nabakov’s question - is Humbert corrupting an innocent child? Or is a corrupt child corrupting an innocent man - twists the reader around in ways even the blackest moments of 1950s literature fail too.

      I just never warmed to it. And that’s coming from a guy who’ll read any banned book once. You can glean some enjoyment out of transgressive literature because it’s fantastic - even Hubert Selby Jnr has that quality. You know Last Exist to Brooklyn ‘might’ have happened, but it’s too distant from the reader to really resonate.

      In Lolita, you’re presented with a situation that’s all too real - not just because it does happen, but because it could happen to anyone. You’re forced to pick back through yourself and find the moment where your own sexuality could have become stunted the way the protagonist’s did. I’m not sure if that’s my idea of fun.

      I’ve often wondered if the experience of reading it is different for women.

    • Kate says:

      09:28am | 19/11/10

      American Psycho is an odd one to read on public transport as well.

      The first time I read it, I was on a train and I noticed the person next to me reading along over my shoulder. I looked up once I got to a particularly graphic section about chainsaw murders and saw this look of complete revulsion on her face. It was fantastic, I bet that woman never read a book over someone’s shoulder on public transport again.

    • Phil says:

      09:09am | 20/11/10

      The Satanic Bible also works if you want a seat by yourself on a crowded train.

    • Leigh Sales says:

      09:37am | 19/11/10

      Zeta, that is quite possibly the most thoughtful reply I’ve ever read on this blog.  Thanks for taking the time.  Leigh

    • Seth Brundle says:

      11:12am | 19/11/10

      +1 !!

    • St. Michael says:

      11:39am | 19/11/10

      Get on the bandwagon, Ms. Sales: there’s at least one other columnist here who wants Zeta to get a regular show here. :D

    • Zeta says:

      12:48pm | 19/11/10

      lol thanks.

    • PK says:

      10:24am | 19/11/10

      Well good luck to you by all means. But I doubt any one else wishing to be taken seriously would nominate one of their own works at number two on a “to read” list.

    • Ziggy says:

      10:57am | 19/11/10

      Oe or two excellent pieces of narcissism as practised by ‘intellctuals’ - got to love it.

    • Jenni says:

      11:47am | 19/11/10

      I’m a long-time fan of Christopher Hitchens, and it’s with a kind of morbid interest that I have been following his battle with cancer. Morbid because it strikes even me as somewhat goulish to look forward to the next written piece detailing his day-to-day life, but also incredibly interesting because rarely does anyone give such a bare account of what it’s like living day-to-day with what could very possibly be a fatal illness.

      No matter what he is writing about, Hitchens has *never* held back. He has never diluted his opinion to appease the masses, never censored his own work to appeal to people, you are compelled to take him exactly as he is, warts and all, and he has not changed one iota in his writings about such a personal matter.

      I truly hiope he manages to beat this aggressive cancer, and that he will continue to push the boundaries. The literary and journalistic worlds will be a shallower place without him.

    • Jon says:

      11:58am | 19/11/10

      Jenni@ I total agree, the world will be a lesser place without his commentary and debates.

    • notSue says:

      01:45pm | 19/11/10

      Agreed. I was glued to the first part of the interview. What a fascinating and honest man. However, sadly, I believe his days are numbered, as he does.  His death will be a great loss.

    • stephen says:

      01:28pm | 19/11/10

      When I grow up I am going to marry Leigh Sales:)

    • stephen says:

      09:53am | 20/11/10

      Yeah well i’m full growed - had no complaints - ‘n i didn’t write dat.

 

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