My old neighbour once sent her husband out to rent a video for them to watch together.  He returned with a film called ‘One Tough Bastard’.

How much Zoolander can one woman cope with?

After wondering how much longer their marriage would last, my mind turned to a loftier question: what would you title the sequel to ‘One Tough Bastard’?  Would it be ‘One Tougher Bastard’?  ‘Two Tough Bastards’?  ‘One Tough Bastard and a Baby’?  Sadly, there is no such sequel.  Apparently when you’ve conquered the summit of film achievement, there’s nothing more to say.

There are a lot of pitfalls in the movie-making business.  Agreeing to make or star in a sequel is surely one of the biggest.

Two very high profile film sequels are due for release in Australia shortly: the creatively-titled ‘Sex and the City 2’ and ‘Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps’ which is the sequel to ‘Wall Street’.

I’ve not seen many sequels that I’ve liked as much as, or better than, the original. 

Of course there are exceptions.  I’ve heard many film buffs say they think ‘Aliens’ is better than ‘Alien’.

A lot of people were partial to ‘Rocky III’ over ‘Rocky’ or ‘Rocky II’.  But I suspect such examples are few and far between.

Could it be because a lot of good film ideas are only worth the original ninety or so minutes?

For example, I found ‘Meet the Parents’ very amusing.  But I hardly cracked a smile during ‘Meet the Fokkers’.  To me, the joke had been exhausted.

‘Zoolander’ was funny.  Would ‘Zoolander II’ really add anything? [I just shared that thought with my producer and she snorted and said ‘You’d break your neck to go and see it.’  And she says she’s read there IS a ‘Zoolander’ sequel in the pipeline, although a quick google search turned this up.

Undoubtedly Ben Stiller and Robert de Niro made the GDP of a small country by signing up for a sequel to ‘Meet the Parents’.

Michael Douglas has probably made the GDP of a continent to reprise his Gordon Gekko role in ‘Money Never Sleeps’.  And the ‘Sex and the City’ girls can certainly keep themselves in Manolo Blahniks in perpetuity. 

Despite my low expectations for sequels, I’ll certainly be among the first to plonk down my $15 to see both SATC2 and ‘Money Never Sleeps’.  Why? I guess like any movie fan, I’m a sucker to spend a few more hours with characters I liked and thought I’d never see again.

I guess that’s what the film studios bank on.  And yes, of course I’ll go and see ‘Zoolander II’ if it ever comes out – although as my colleague Annabel Crabb has noted, we get our ‘Blue Steel’ fix from the Deputy Opposition Leader Julie Bishop.

What do you think?  Does a bad sequel detract anything from a good original?  What are examples of films where you prefer the sequel?  And is there anything wrong with making a sequel and flogging a popular franchise purely to rake in cash?

Here are this fortnight’s ten interesting things to read, watch or listen to:

1. ‘Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps’ made its debut at the Cannes Film Festival; check out The Telegraph’s review. ‘Sex and the City 2’ opens next weekend in the US so there are no reviews yet.  As for the first film, Anthony Lane’s review for The New Yorker is, as always, well worth your time.

2. Entertainment Weekly catalogues the 25 worst sequels ever made.

3. Check out this gallery of some brilliant photographic work from the unrest in Bangkok  (thanks @nadine_lee on twitter)

4. During the recent British election, The Guardian columnist Charlie Brooker had to host some live television.  He discovered that coping with the nerves requires the ‘ice-blooded, psychotic personality of a long-range military sniper’.

5. Speaking of the British election, when it comes to David Cameron and Nick Clegg, who is the most posh?

6. If you fancy yourself as an intellect, see how you’d fare at the entrance exam for All Souls College, Oxford.

7. Did the stress of raising an autistic child turn a mother into a murderer and is her status as a wealthy New York socialite counting against her in the justice system?

8. On the Scrivener’s Fancy, Avril Rolfe deftly dissects Catherine Deveny’s 2000-odd words of self-justification on The Drum regarding her Logies night tweets.

9. The Smithsonian Institution catalogues the ten most disturbing scientific discoveries of all time.

10. During the past fortnight, some of the most interesting political analysis about Kevin Rudd’s polls woes was contained in this article by Jack the Insider for The Australian.

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    • Coxy says:

      07:45am | 21/05/10

      Hey Leigh, I saw you on Lateline during the week, and your hair isn’t that red anymore, more of a blonde I would have said. Anyway it still looked good…just saying, you know

    • Jack from Perth says:

      03:24pm | 24/05/10

      Coxy, are you sure it wan’t Tony Jones?

    • stevie says:

      08:06am | 21/05/10

      I personally can’t think of one movie sequel that is better than the original. Interestingly enough I can think of lots of movie remakes I prefer - “Wuthering Heights” “The 39 Steps”.

    • David says:

      01:31pm | 21/05/10

      Terminator 2: Judgement Day would have to come pretty close to beating the orginal.

    • BullClip says:

      11:08pm | 21/05/10

      Godfather Part II was on par with, if not just better, than the original.  Thought they complimented each other.

      III was not as good, but not as bad as it is made out to be.

      Oh… Leigh.. What would Coxy know?.....Your Hair looks great.

    • Kate says:

      05:31pm | 22/05/10

      I agree, Terminator and Terminator II: Judgement Day felt like two halves of the same story, which equals awesome. I can’t even talk about the pure awfulness of T3 and haven’t dared watch T4.

    • Nigel Catchlove says:

      08:23am | 21/05/10

      In my opinion, Mad Max 2 was immeasurably better than Mad Max, in part due to the massive improvement in production values.

    • chris says:

      08:54am | 21/05/10

      um Stevie.. Aliens was also better than Alien.  Godfather Part II was better than part 1. Can Leigh please stop with the read head puns. We get it. You have red hair. whoopdy doo

    • stevie says:

      11:39am | 21/05/10

      I personally ........ meaning me Chris - not you. Get it. Whoopdy doo!

    • Dan says:

      07:57am | 22/05/10

      Chris, I don’t agree. Aliens was wonderful, but I don’t think it was better than Alien. As for Godfather Part II, arguably the finest sequel (and prequel) of all time, however I don’t think it was as good as the original.

    • Peter says:

      09:08am | 21/05/10

      The Empire Strikes Back was the best of the six, and was a sequel to Star Wars (aka A New Hope).  The three which came after Return of the Jedi were all better than RotJ.

    • macca-d says:

      01:20pm | 21/05/10

      Empire Strikes Back ....best sequel of all time…..turns 30 today!

      Seriously, how good was Luke in the battle of Hoth….fighting off a cold….getting Dak blown up…and still taking down AT-AT walkers.

    • Dan says:

      08:00am | 22/05/10

      I completely agree with you about Empire being the best of the lot, but how can you regard any of the prequels to be better than ROTJ?

    • Mato says:

      09:09am | 21/05/10

      I still can’t decide whether “Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo” is better than the original “Breakin”.
      So torn…

    • emma says:

      12:14pm | 21/05/10

      Breakin 2 Eletric Boogaloo was heaps better than Breakin… champion effort Mato

    • Adam MacLeod says:

      01:22pm | 21/05/10

      C’mon everybody
      It’s Breakdance 2
      If you forget it you’ll regret it
      Electric Boogaloo.

      (Least menacing bad guys ever….like the gangs from MJ’s Beat It video)

    • BullClip says:

      11:11pm | 21/05/10

      It wasn’t “Breakin”. 

      It was “Breakdance”. 

      Ozone and Turbo would be turning in their graves (are they dead or still alive???)

    • Sarah says:

      09:33am | 21/05/10

      It shows how pathetic Hollywood has become when this year’s biggest movies are just re-makes of 70’s/80’s hits. Karate Kid. A-Team. etc.
      Not an Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, or Memento, to be seen.

    • stephen says:

      10:16am | 21/05/10

      Nup, go see Robin Hood.
      It’s very, very… very good.

    • Paul Horn says:

      11:58am | 21/05/10

      Oh Leigh I would have spotted you as a Mr Darcy type of movie girl myself.

      What about Mr Darcy meets the Alien! Now theres a sequel to end all sequels!  Plenty of soppy wet romantic tripe for the girls and lots of blood and guts for the boys - namely Mr Darcy’s blood and guts. Finally it will bring about an end to all those soppy romantic dramas that make me wish to indulge in a murderous rampage.

      And those two pommy blokes running the show in old blighty - you sure they are not secretly married?. Are you totally sure they are married to women??? I mean their hair is perfectly pimped, their skin so beautifully buffed and soft and they loook such a treat together. The sort you would find doorknocking trying to flog girl guide biscuits.  So pomme and so effete! Yuuuuuck! I guess pomme women like that type. And you thought our pollys were bad!  Tony Abbott could slap both of em around with one arm tied behind his back but then they would probably enjoy it.

      Give me Johhny H as a pin up boy anyday and Christina K as a pin up girl. Now there’s a combination!!!

    • barry rutherford says:

      01:40pm | 21/05/10

      Only   Micheal Douglas can play Gordon Gecko period !

    • TheRealDave says:

      02:57pm | 21/05/10

      I’m still waiting for sequels to Electric Dreams and Joe’s Apartment :(

    • Trevor says:

      04:24pm | 21/05/10

      “Does a bad sequel detract anything from a good original?”

      I try very, very hard to forget that The Matrix ever had any sequels.  After the second movie underwhelmed me, I mainly went to see the dreadful third to confirm that I would only be buying the original for my DVD collection and had absolutely no need to wait for a box set of the trilogy.

      Unfortunately, I haven’t entirely succeeded in forgetting about the sequels.  When watching the final scene of the first movie, I have this nagging tendency to remember what came after it.

    • cheesed_at_school says:

      11:49am | 22/05/10

      I’m just eternally grateful there was never a sequel to arguably one of the most tediously boring films on celluloid - “Long Days Journey Into Night”!

    • ramon says:

      01:29pm | 22/05/10

      Hi Leigh, reading this article must be a bit of a school reunion….

    • Chris L says:

      02:11pm | 22/05/10

      I consider Highlander 2 to be the worst ever sequel. They went from timeless & mysterious immortals to aliens from planet Zeist!

      On the other hand The Empire Strikes Back, Superman II, Dawn Of The Dead and Mad Max 2 all managed to take a good movie and improve upon it.

 

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