Sex and alcohol used to be the weapons of choice if you wanted to attract fellow uni students to a meeting.  The ad industry has known for decades that sex sells. 

Current affairs? Pfft. We'd rather a bumsteer.

And now we have the internet to tell us in even more precise detail just how attractive humans find sex, scandals or booze – preferably all three.

So should we be surprised that, as Lindsay Tanner’s new book Sideshow highlights, the media don’t love good policy, but they simply adore “sexy” stories? 

Billion dollar announcements, funding fights (such as welfare crackdowns), or the fabulously named (by a journalist) “Sin Taxes” - hikes to the cost of alcohol and cigarettes - are all deemed worthy of coverage. 

Serious discussion about policy, including op eds from politicians wanting to further explain their decisions, are often not.  But who is to blame?

Perhaps it is the fault of the politicians, who develop the complex policy, but cannot find a way to package it simply and easily for mass consumption.  This is undoubtedly true. 

The current political landscape, and ascendancy of Tony Abbott has shown the power of the single line.  “Stop the Boats” and “Great Big New Tax” are two cracking grabs that he’s used to devastating effect. 

However, as one political adviser departing the Howard Government once said to me: “It’s a lot easier to throw grenades from Opposition and run, than to govern and clean up the mess”. 

Simple lines are easy when on the attack, but they lack the substance necessary to explain Government policy, which is by its very nature, complex. 

So, is the media to blame?  Tanner seems to think so, rightly pointing out their obsession with the personal (like Julia Gillard’s hair colour) and the trivial (if she’ll get married) and a lack of interest or space for the detail of Government’s real work.

But the media are only reflective of society.  They are a business after all, and we are their consumers.  Aren’t they writing and broadcasting to us, their audience, and merely giving us only what we have so clearly shown we want to consume?

While the media and politicians are both, to varying degrees, responsible for the dumbing down and sensationalising of politics, they would not do so if not for their audience – us. 

Generally speaking, we are not interested in the detail of policy. We want good hospitals, roads and schools, but with a minimum of fuss and cost.  We like our news delivered in easily digestible bites, nothing too complex, because life is complex enough. 

Labels are good – Gen X, Gen Y, metrosexual, fashionista – because they help us to identify issues without having to think too hard.  Detail isn’t good, it bores us. 

We click on stories about Pippa Middleton’s arse, Justin Beiber’s back, anything to do with bikinis or bras, and nothing to do with politics.

When our most popular source of information is limited to 140 characters – not words - it is clear that both politicians and serious journalists have a mammoth task in communicating meaningfully with us.

So the next time you complain about politics, the poor standard of Government and reporting or sensationalism in the media, pause for a moment and think – perhaps it’s not them, it’s me…

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    • Against the Man says:

      06:46am | 10/05/11

      Juliar Gilltard is a dumb politician. Look at her enemy list - KRudd and the union dudes, Israel, big/small businesses, ..................a brick looks more capable than her.

    • KH says:

      08:26am | 10/05/11

      Thats right - universities always give law degrees to idiots…......just because you don’t like her policies doesn’t mean she is dumb.  If you like Tony Abbott, then you are probably the dumb one.

    • Rover says:

      09:22am | 10/05/11

      People who refuse to spell politicians’ names properly are pretty dumb.

    • hermes says:

      09:44am | 10/05/11

      haha, KH, some of the stupidest and most impractical people I know have degrees. me, i’ve got four, and have forgotten virtually everything i ever learned. all you have to do to get a degree is to learn how the system works.

    • Barry says:

      10:02am | 10/05/11

      Why is AGT man dumb, because he likes Tony Abbott?  Tony Abbott can’t be dumb, he’s probably one of the most highly qualified politicians in the current era.  They don’t give law degrees to idiots, so I guess you must not think Tony is an idiot or dumb.

    • KH says:

      10:23am | 10/05/11

      Barry - it was a dumb comment really wasn’t it.  And Abbotts policies - oh wait, he doesn’t have any.  Just being against anything the government does is not a policy.  How dumb would you have to be to vote for people who have no policies?  It would be like signing a blank cheque from your bank account and handing it to some guy in the street.

    • Flexo says:

      01:00pm | 10/05/11

      So just because you have a degree, does that mean you will never do anything stupid?

      Cash for clunkers?
      Citizen’s committee on climate change?
      Health care policies that don’t exist?
      Home insulation that kill?
      The East Timor solution that the East Timor politicians weren’t consulted on?

      Suddenly that brick looks like a pretty good choice for PM compared to Julia.

    • Against the Man says:

      02:23pm | 10/05/11

      Gilltard produces dumb policies, pure and simple. Tell me some of her magnificent and significant policies?

      Good, to know it isn’t that hard to prove KH and co are truly as dumb as their hero the immoral and dumb Juliar Gilltard! smile

    • wombat says:

      02:26pm | 10/05/11

      All this is as Dumb as all the Idiots that Vote for the Greens who would not know a policy if it bit them on the Butt, and they are large enough from what I have seen on some of them.
        As for so called Degree’d people coming out of UNI, they are thick on the floor, unable to get jobs, are only theory men/women and non practical in any way, I know, having had , to brake them in when they joined our industries asking them to give reports on things we already knew the answer too, just to see what they did learn at the Shop!!

      Wombat

    • Robert Smissen, rural SA, God's own country says:

      04:28pm | 10/05/11

      KH 2 points, Tony has more academic cred than the grey haired crone pretending to be PM & 2, if you have a degree or 2, you are probably working for a multimillionaire that doesn’t have one

    • John A Neve says:

      05:29pm | 10/05/11

      Atm,
      Did you read the article? It’s aimed right at you, tell us, does Laura live next door?
      ” Dumbing down for politics” how right she is.

    • Max says:

      07:27am | 10/05/11

      Media wouldn’t contribute to that would they?  Click and paste articles stolen from social US websites and shonky UK newspapers?  It’s much easier than doing real investigative work?  Right?

    • iansand says:

      07:54am | 10/05/11

      Has the media asked whi it is a great big new tax?  Have they asked how the boats will be stopped?  Do theuy have such contempt for their readers that they think a sizale minority are not interested?

      Australian political media are lazy.  If it is not in a press release, or packaged in a backgrounder or leak, they couldn’t be bothered.

    • fairsfair says:

      09:21am | 10/05/11

      I totally agree Iansand. We want details of the Carbon Tax (couldn’t give a shit if its not ready, if that is the case then the govt ought to be slammed for announcing a policy too soon) why aren’t a few journalists camped out at the Lodge, at Kirribilli, at Julia and Tim’s house. Why aren’t some hounding her for information and punishing her for not supplying it.

      I love how journalists blame the pollies for all the “spin”. They love it.

      I (and most of Australia) am over it. I dont’ want to see a car crash, but I will look - that is what Aust Politics has become.

    • chungo mung says:

      09:24am | 10/05/11

      Bingo, no inquiry unless it is sensational. Only looking for the marketable angle. Collectively, the media as a force is wasted in the modern society. It’s like we’ve all read Orwell, took it in, and accepted his interpretation of what the future holds (we the people and we the journos). I wish the people would think for themselves, but if the media (an important source of the information we might have to think about) just spews benign sensations, belligerent antagonism and ignorant narrative, then what is the point. Like many of us, they just cant be bothered to adhere to genuine philosophies of journalism and investigation.

      However, the new cycles do require a huge quantity of work to be produced, so part of the loss of quality is found in this quantity. And, unfortunately we just love the rubbish they dish up because it is so easy to digest.

    • Reggie says:

      11:07am | 11/05/11

      Iansand, ” Australian political media are lazy.  If it is not in a press release, or packaged in a backgrounder or leak, they couldn’t be bothered.”

      Which reflects exactly what Laura has said. The consumer is not INTERESTED in reading an analytical piece, Australians are lazy readers and unable to ask the sensible questions let alone think rationally, come to a balanced opinion and express it. This place is awash with people who have narrow opinions they will carry to their graves.

      That’s why, (to my perpetual glee and shame) I can refer to “goose-stepping right-wingers” and watch the mental circuit-breakers blowing all around Australia. If it’s not succinct nobody notices.

      Look at fairsfair’s masculine “I don’t give a shit” dismissal. He or she “does not give a shit” because five words are the extent of his or her analytical ability. So let me repeat for fairsfair’s benefit, 80% of the COAL we send to our power stations goes directly into the atmosphere without ever providing a single watt of external electricity supply. EIGHTY PERCENT.

      Do you give a shit now? Nahhhhh.

      If I developed a specification that required every home to have its own dynamic electricity generation, the cries of scorn from the shallow thinking right would lead to stagnation. YET, if this was feasible, large portions of that wasted fuel could be used directly for home heating and cooking and thus reduce the electrical requirement. Add to that the commercial opportunity of such a scheme and all this PUNCH lobby would go on about is that it was another silly scheme like that underground sewerage or weekly domestic rubbish collection.  Why bother?

    • John says:

      07:56am | 10/05/11

      It was interesting watching QandA last night and loved Lydia Khalil words to the politicians. They are elected to lead and they must be ready for areas of public life. They must be able to get through the crap and actually have thier message heard and its not keeps pushinf for it, instead of saying ow its to hard and then blaming the media.

    • Ando says:

      01:21pm | 10/05/11

      How does one get their message heard without the media?

    • Sarah Harrison says:

      04:57pm | 10/05/11

      Easier said than done, John.

      If a political keeps repeating the same argument, they get criticised for that. If they back away from it, they get criticised for that too.

      I dont think the fault lies entirely with the media or with politicans, but comments like yours dont really contribute anything to the debate.

    • CityWorker says:

      04:43pm | 11/05/11

      John and everyone like john is wrong about one critical thing. Politicians are elected to represent, NOT lead. The House of Representative members are elected to represent OUR views and wishes. The word “Minister” means servant. The word “Senate” is from the latin “Senatus” which means “old man”. The lower house members are elected to represent the legislative reform intent of their electors, and the upper house exists to calmly and wisely debate and review the bills presented to them (although in practice, they can present bills as well). It’s our job to tell them what to do, and sack them when they don’t.

      If we don’t accept our responsibilities to keep a weather eye on the servants, we’ll soon find the silverware is missing… oh, wait.

    • Kirsty says:

      08:01am | 10/05/11

      Thank you.  I fear we are a style over substance society and where to point the finger is tricky.  Do we point the finger at the media who dumb down their articles and as a result their audience or the audience who only want to read superficial things until the media reflects this in their work and so on until it becomes a chicken and the egg debate.

    • Bev says:

      09:00am | 10/05/11

      Kirsty says:08:01am | 10/05/11
      until it becomes a chicken and the egg debate.  Yes who came first spin or the spin doctors?  There was a chance some time back with a high court case about TV electioneering.  An attempt to stop the millions spent on TV by the political parties by limiting TV spots to talking heads, no razzle dazzle just a politician talking about their policies.  It was defeated and now we have gone down the path of everthing being massaged by an army of spin doctors.

    • Direct says:

      02:08pm | 10/05/11

      Garbage. It is not a chicken and egg problem. The media have become lazy and self obsessed, becoming part of commentariat rather than doing actual investigative journalism, this extends far beyond political reporting. This is why people are turning away from traditional mainstream medai, because they simply do not provide anything more than regurgitating the news wire and commentary.

      I don’t accept the media blaming the public. I blame the media for not providing quality content. Commentary is not quality content. Opinions are a dime a dozen. I want quality investigative journalism that provides facts and a depth of understanding of particular situation rather than sound bytes and bias rants.

    • Ellie says:

      06:42pm | 10/05/11

      Direct,

      Spot on. Thank you for your post, thanks also for saving me the time, you said it a lot better than I could have.

    • Catching up says:

      09:31pm | 10/05/11

      The media is not only sloppy in the political areana.  It is sloppy across the board. 

      Today I was getting my government supplied hearing aid fixed.  I have made do with this, as I would have to pay thousands for one that gane me better hearing.

      A couple of weeks ago there was a story acrooss more than one media site of a new digital hearing aid that was being made available in about 18 months.  I asked the technican if digital would be much better.  She laughed, saying they have been digital for about ten years and that the story was a beat up.

      That means I can saqve my $3000.

    • Gerard says:

      10:50pm | 10/05/11

      If that’s the case, Direct, then why are ABC and SBS news consistently outrated by Seven and Nine news (and even by Today Tonight, which is without doubt the worst show on Australian television)? Yes, the media need to accept some of the blame, but if people wanted actual news they wouldn’t be watching Seven or Nine at 6PM. Look what happened with Ten’s George Negus experiment, which involved reporting actual news stories (admittedly with no real depth to the reporting), and bombed in the ratings. The fact is that nobody will bother reporting the news if nobody is going to listen.

    • Direct says:

      05:51pm | 11/05/11

      Gerard, are you seriously going to use television as any example of quality content? Please! These days a television is a glorified fireplace. Anyone with half a brain has turned off the TV when it comes to news. The Australian media has been serving up garbage for years and for them to turn around now and point the finger at the public is blatant dishonesty. It’s blaming the victim and it’s just another reason why Ellie, I and many others like us treat the Australian media with contempt and disdain.

      For the past fifteen years, anyone with an Internet connection could has been able to get access to overseas content. Why would I watch the crap that Australian television throws out, when I could watch the BBC, Al Jazeera or any number of television programming from better news organisations? It’s the same across the board; in print, radio and on the web.

      If the Australian media want to be treated with a modicum of respect, they need to put their hand up, accept responsibility for the current state of affairs and make a concerted effort to provide quality in depth investigative journalism. Even shrugging their shoulders and revelling in the fact that they provide infotainment would be more respectable than pointing the finger at the public.

    • Gerard says:

      07:17pm | 11/05/11

      I’m not saying ABC or SBS have good news programs, only that they’re infinitely better than the crap served up by Seven and Nine. The point is that ‘news’ programs which make no attempt to report the news attract more viewers than those that do a poor job of reporting the news. If the public actually wanted to hear the news, they wouldn’t be watching Seven and Nine at all.

      News content is still subject to the same market forces as everything else. Media outlets are not going to outlay thousands of dollars (and it does cost money) to provide quality content if the audience size is too small to cover the costs. If the public ever does decide to demand in-depth reporting of real news, then it will be supplied.

      Of course if reporting the news can be profitable in a country with a majority bogan population, then why isn’t some genius making millions by doing it?

    • nossy says:

      08:15am | 10/05/11

      That we are Laura - as evidenced by the G grader that heads the Liberal Party at present one Tones Abbott. I have been following politics for over 40 years now and honestly have never seen a major party “lead” by such a negative do nothing , go nowhere person ! Honestly you could put a melon on a broomstick, paint “NO” on it and save we Taxpayers literally thousands of dollars. It would be tragic for Australia if by a miricle this shocker of a politician were to ever become PM - however I feel safe that he never will become PM as he lost in 2010 the unloseable election when Labor 3 weeks into the campaign and on the ropes were vulnerable to even a party led by Daffy Duck wiping them out. But Labor had one great asset then and now - Tony The One Trick Pony aka Dr NO ! Oh how sweet it is ! By next election it will be too late for the Libs when they realise they have been taken for a ride by a chappie whose only ambition relates selfishly to himself and himself only. Then another 3 years in Opposition will follow. Lets drink to that one viewers !  hahahahahhahahhaha

    • Bilby says:

      08:34am | 10/05/11

      Clearly sock puppets have been contributing to the low level of discussion as well. Can’t blame the media for everything.

    • Joel B1 says:

      08:41am | 10/05/11

      Can we a whip-around going to buy nossy his medication again.

      I’m OK for $20.

    • TChong says:

      08:43am | 10/05/11

      Nossy . You bagging 1Vote Tony ? again? shame on you.
      Dontcha know Abbott pulled for cambridge ?or oxford ?(  or was it Whippington Grammar), got a couple of smiley face stickers too.
      How could you doubt a (temporary ) leader like Abbott, who espouse such wisdom like- the world was hotter when Jesus was a lad , thats why they lived in a desert ( and put that forward as a serios argument)
      A chap who wants some trigger time ?
      Or a chap that handles being shown up with speechless anger, when he is caught out lying. ?
      BTW conservatives Punchers, hows the channel 7 boycott going?

    • TChong says:

      08:44am | 10/05/11

      Nossy . You bagging 1Vote Tony ? again? shame on you.
      Dontcha know Abbott pulled for cambridge ?or oxford ?(  or was it Whippington Grammar), got a couple of smiley face stickers too.
      How could you doubt a (temporary ) leader like Abbott, who espouse such wisdom like- the world was hotter when Jesus was a lad , thats why they lived in a desert ( and put that forward as a serios argument)
      A chap who wants some trigger time ?
      Or a chap that handles being shown up with speechless anger, when he is caught out lying. ?
      BTW conservatives Punchers, hows the channel 7 boycott going?

    • Nonmus says:

      08:50am | 10/05/11

      Nossy, it’s plain to see you’re a dedicated adherent of the Joseph Geobbels approach to political re-education: “If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it…” Nevertheless your repetitious advocacy begins to break down when your tirades become so tedious and nonsensical that nobody other than semi-literate lefties set any store by them. So, here’s my tip; if you’re intent on dedicating your evidently extensive leisure time to re-educating Punch readers with repetitive lies and misinformation, it’s a good idea to base your efforts on a mantra that’s perhaps even remotely believable, or (preferably) perhaps even remotely amusing. Say, something like “Did you know, Tony Abbott was the evil genius behind 9/11 and Nossy has the proof”, or “Tony Abbott is secretly gay and Nossy has the proof”. Well, I’m sure you get my drift.

    • nossy says:

      09:04am | 10/05/11

      @TChong - yes Chongy guilty as charged !  Good points you make there to.

    • Damocles says:

      09:06am | 10/05/11

      Gee Chongy, so pleased with your own smart arsed response you had to share it twice, when once was too many!! Keep up the seld delusion!

    • TChong says:

      09:33am | 10/05/11

      Damn straight damocles.
      Something worth saying, is worth saying twice!
      ( though I will blame the ‘puter this time. “Refresh” function can be a tricky critter sometimes )

    • BK says:

      10:58am | 10/05/11

      Disagreeing with everything the government did and failing to develop policies almost got Tony Abbott an improbable election win last year. Maybe he isn’t as stupid as he looks.

    • NicoleG says:

      11:07am | 10/05/11

      A really, big, hard, cyber slap for you nossy! Wait, make that two!

    • Vaunted says:

      08:23am | 10/05/11

      This article asks some interesting questions. In my view, the politicisation of the press has as much to do with ‘dumbing down’ as anything. One of many televised instances that I can recall, I have an enduring mental image of one prominent ALP media cheerleader on Insiders pretending to read the paper (ie, disrespecting the audience) rather than engage in a rational debate about (was it?) climate change policy. Another is of Tony Jones, Kerry O’Brien and other ABC employees openly disrespecting their employers (us) by using taxpayer money to subtly and not-so-subtly push their personally preferred political agenda. It’s probably true to say that the Rudd government was virtually installed by a overwhelmingly supportive media prepared to publish ALP media releases as an alternative actually doing their job, and then keeping the practice up long after the majority of the public had firmly formed the view that Rudd and his gang were abject tossers and that their media releases were all spin and rubbish. The latest amusement is watching those once-grand Fairfax flagships, The Age and SMH, shifting their sub-stone deck chairs as the water rises steadily above their respective plimsoll lines, when any small business operator could tell them that actively alienating more than half their potential target market through one-sided political bias is no route to enduring circulation success.

    • Blind Freddy says:

      10:47am | 10/05/11

      Given your obvious political oblectivity I guess that you must be ‘right’. I mean don’t mention all of the IPA and News Limited muppets that appear regularly on the Insiders and The Drum or that Barry Cassidy had a personal obsession with seeing Rudd off- hardly a booster.

    • Vaunted says:

      11:54am | 10/05/11

      So you’re saying, Blind Freddy, that PM Rudd was doing a sterling job and deserved to keep it? If Barry did indeed help see off a manipulative, grossly incompetent, self obsessed, inept windbag (and I was one that helped elect him) then he was simply doing his job. As I recall the jig was well-and-truly up by the time Barry even got started; it was surely the role of all the press to lay bare the facts and any others they could dig up besides. Much of your audience is no longer passively open to political manipulation and advocacy. As the Fairfax editors have now hopefully discerned from their dogged non-reporting of the disgusting-abuse-of-Bess Price affair, most of us now have fingertip access to mountains of information and cross-reference, we know almost immediately when the truth is being omitted or tinkered with and we’re not going to be so easily preached at any more.

    • centurion48 says:

      08:25am | 10/05/11

      Yes, yes. The people want junk so let’s feed them junk. What crap. Journalists abrogated their responsibilities many years ago when they decided to become part of the narrative instead of reporting issues and providing unbiased analysis. People buy news about Pippa Middleton or the latest gossip about Kyle or Kylie for the same reason they buy fast food - it does not require thought. If teachers at school took the same attitude as journalists we would be outraged but a daily dose of the Tele or Herald seems to keep us calm at half the price of Valium.
      Journalists have become news aggregators, just rehashing stories circulating around the internet - change a few words here and there but provide no value adding because they don’t understand the issues themselves. Much easier to blame politicians who cannot explain ‘complex policies’ in monosyllables. That is what journalists are supposed to do but it is easier to transcribe a sound bite from Julia and another from Tony without understanding what either of them said.

    • Jolanda says:

      08:26am | 10/05/11

      Definitely media plays a huge part in the problems we face today as does the people because when a fellow citizens speak out about corruption, fraud, cover ups and failures of duty of care that they have experienced in Government Departments it seems that EVERYBODY turns a blind eye.  This has allowed our Government to set up a complaint handling system that denies ordinary people procedural fairness and natural justice and works to discredit those who complain.  The focus of society is on sex and drugs, which of course is also the push that our Government encourages and which unfortunately drops the standards in society.

      Education – Keeping them Honest
      http://jolandachallita.typepad.com/

    • Marian Dalton says:

      08:30am | 10/05/11

      To say that the media are only supplying ‘what the public want’ is disingenuous. There is no obligation for news media to do anything of the kind. While there is obviously some focus on circulation and ratings, the media have opted to provide an increasingly homogenous product that only offers consumers a choice of faces, not content.

      The proliferation of independent media (including bloggers) is a sign that there *is* demand for news content that goes beyond whether Gillard will get married or Abbott will hang up his budgie smugglers. When that content is supplied, disaffected people re-engage with politics.

    • Tubesteak says:

      08:32am | 10/05/11

      The people get the government they deserve.

      The reason our politicians, on both sides, are a pack of dolts is because a pack of dolts vote for them.

      If only there was a test that would limit voting to only the intelligent people that could fully grasp the issue(s) we’d get a better standard of government.

    • SimpleSimon says:

      09:28am | 10/05/11

      No we wouldn’t. We need quality candidates before we will get a quality government.

    • KH says:

      10:32am | 10/05/11

      Quality candidates can make much more money in the private sector, don’t have to subject themselves to public scrutiny and have everything about their lives made known to everyone, and often, the most intelligent people are not the most popular.  Both sides of politics also play internal games with factions or friends (or both).  In my experience, some of the most calculating, backstabbing sychophants have made it up the corporate ladder, often at the expense of those who would be much better for the job but just can’t be arsed playing stupid games to get there.  I imagine politics to be even worse.

      Then there are the voters - people in this country have this arrogant self belief that they are just brilliant and equal to anyone, and generally can’t stand to see anyone smarter than them succeed.  That why the most talented and intelligent get cut down so often.

    • Tubesteak says:

      01:07pm | 10/05/11

      The candidate will do whatever the people tell them to do. You could have a monkey being a pollie and if the people are smart enough the monkey will do what the smart people tell it to do.

    • Ras Putin says:

      01:33pm | 10/05/11

      Do you consider yourself to be a dolt, or part of the intelligentsia Tubesteak ?? No doubt bloggers would have different views on that..

    • Tubesteak says:

      02:46pm | 10/05/11

      Ras Putin, I am, of course, part of the intelligentsia. Considering the typical level of dicourse from many of the commenters around here I wouldn’t hold their opinions in much regard. Most of them couldn’t explain simple terms like “budgetary cycle”, “circular flow of money” and “money multiplier effect” but seem to think it their god-given right to spew forth with ill-informed opinions about government debt etc.

    • Gerard says:

      03:55pm | 10/05/11

      “If only there was a test that would limit voting to only the intelligent people that could fully grasp the issue(s) we’d get a better standard of government.”

      Don’t mistake intelligence for wisdom.

    • Nafe says:

      08:40am | 10/05/11

      It is very hard to find decent political coverage in the main stream media. If a newspaper was to cut the crap and give non partisan comment and articles on politics, i would be the first to subscribe. But no, each political collumnist has their own biases and they don’t even try and hind them any more.

      If you want to have people engauge in politics, give them something decent to read rather than the one liners and the partisan columnists.

    • CJ Morgan says:

      08:40am | 10/05/11

      Yes, this is a good article about the mutually masturbatory relationship between the superficial MSM and its vacuous audience - both of which are well-represented here.

      “Stop the boats” and “great big new tax” are just two of the cretinous one-liners that seem to attract much support from many regular Punchers - which is undoubtedly indicative of the level of political analysis with which they are comfortable.

    • Joel B1 says:

      09:19am | 10/05/11

      How about this cretinous one “Free Top Box Sets for oldies!”

      Analyse that.

    • Erick says:

      09:28am | 10/05/11

      Cretinous one-liners that seem to attract much support from regular Punchers? Oh, you mean like “Free the refugees”, “Save the planet” and “Stop the war”.

    • CJ Morgan says:

      09:57am | 10/05/11

      @ Joel B1:

      Yes, I agree that it’s a transparent attempt to buy the pensioner vote and is a cretinous misapplication of scarce funds.  But that’s not quite the same as the idiotic “stop the boats” and “great big new tax” mantras to which the author refers.

      @ Erick:

      Funny, I don’t recall seeing much support for the slogans to which you refer here, but plenty for the far more odious ones that the author cites.

    • Erick says:

      10:18am | 10/05/11

      CJ - So the cretinous one-liners spouted by your side of politics are not as popular as the fine principles espoused by our side. Maybe that’s because our intelligent one-liners are true, while your moronic slogans are crap.

    • Max Redlands says:

      11:54am | 10/05/11

      @CJ Morgan “vacuous audience”

      and I’m sure you include your-self amongst it - well , at least , you should.

    • CJ Morgan says:

      12:03pm | 10/05/11

      @ Erick:

      What is truly moronic is assuming that, because I agree with the author that Abbott’s idiotic repetition of a couple of truly dumb slogans contributes to the dumbing down of political debate in Australia, I’m automatically a Gillard supporter.

      For the record, neither of the majors gets my first preference, and it’s increasingly likely that the Libs will get my second - but only if they replace the idiot attack dog with Turnbull.

      Now, I think that’s enough oxygen from me to you on this subject You are, after all, The Punch’s acknowledged king of trolls smile

    • Robbie says:

      01:05pm | 10/05/11

      All hail CJ Morgan!
      Surely the best comment I have ever read!

    • Baa Baa says:

      01:43pm | 10/05/11

      Good one C.J.Morgan: just as well we are not all as rusted on as Erick!!

    • Erick says:

      01:44pm | 10/05/11

      CJ Morgan, what’s truly idiotic is assuming I said anything about you being a supporter of Julia Gillard. How about you show us where I said that?

    • Tubesteak says:

      02:41pm | 10/05/11

      Erick

      When you said at 10:18am “your side of politics” and “your moronic slogans” it certainly seems to suggest that you believe CJ Morgan to not be on your side (the Liberals) and therefore CJ Morgan’s side must be, by default, the side of Labor.

      Seems like a pretty simple reading of your own statement otherwise you would not have used terms like “your side” and “our side”. If not, then please explain what side you were referring to when you said “your side” and “our side”.

      I’m with CJ Morgan, just because I think Abbott is a one-trick pony with no policies who likes to reduce things to a simple slogan and has no solutions to the issues doesn’t mean I support Labor or have ever voted for them.

      One does not automatically mean the other.

    • CJ Morgan says:

      02:43pm | 10/05/11

      Last whiff, Erick:  you said I’m on Gillard’s “side of politics”.  Since I’m as likely to vote for the Libs as I am for the Labs, that’s untrue.

      It seems you’re incapable of thinking beyond cretinous binaries. 

      Enough.

    • Erick says:

      02:52pm | 10/05/11

      Umm, no, I did not say that, CJ Morgan.

      I said “your side of politics”. That is the side which is yours. Not the side which is Julia Gillard’s.

      Look at my comments above in response to you. Read them carefully. Is there any mention of Gillard at all, before your accusation? No, there is not.

      I mentioned “your side of politics”. By which I meant, surprisingly enough, your side of politics - not someone else’s side.

      Capiche?

    • Steve says:

      08:50am | 10/05/11

      We get the media and journalists we are prepared to pay for.

      Australians generally don’t want to pay for top quality journalism (in money or paying attention to the results) because its all too ‘blah’ or ‘Whatever’. 

      As Laura wrote, the world is complex and problems are not simple of costless to solve.  Easier just to go watch Celebrity MasterChef or a property reno show. 

      So long as we have a mining industry and a few baubles like film and sports stars to entertain us, nothing will change.

    • jold81 says:

      08:55am | 10/05/11

      dear god…40 years and thats the best you can come up with?? you are obviously the pinnacle of political analysis…turning an interesting piece into a forum for Abbott bashing. stick to laughing at your own jokes rather than commenting.

      loved the article by the way!

    • sludger says:

      08:55am | 10/05/11

      I think the media has itself to blame for it’s poor reporting and non-investigative style of journalism.  Case in point is Laurie Oakes.  This man is touted as being the fearless one, of whom all politicians are fearful.  Garbage.  Perhaps this was once true, however of recent years all he has done is to repeat leaked policies and conversations.  You may as well use a parrot for that.  The media report the sound bites, but don’t question the veracity of the full statement.  Yes, our pollies seem to be increasinly more arrogant and lazy, but it is hard to get a true picture when the media are following the same trend.

    • Damocles says:

      09:03am | 10/05/11

      Boy oh boy nosssy, have YOU got it WRONG! 40 years of following politics and you can still be WRONG! Gillard is the worst! She cares nought for anyone or anything. Her MASSIVE EGO is causing great harm to Australia. The sooner she and Labor/ Greens/ Independents GO the better!
      Oh, dear Laura, so sweet, so innocent. The media dance to whoever pulls the strings and gives the most money/ handouts. Why do you think “reporters” never grill Gillard over her total lack of political skills? Why she is allowed to fob off the occasional serious in depth questions with a giggle and a flip of her red mane? The statement that the public get what the public want is simplistic and absolute rubbish. The public get what they are force fed! Dumbed down TV shows, game shows, current (“affairs”) lifestyle shows, “reality” shows, dramatised “talent” shows….........come on! Cheap TV with no redeeming qualities, other than it keeps the masses “entertained” and I use the word “entertained” very very loosely. No, come on Laura, don’t blame the people…........we’re mushrooms, kept in the dark and fed shit!

    • Wombat says:

      02:37pm | 10/05/11

      I like that last bit about Fed Shit!!! thats all we get from the Labor party mainly, and it is coming in large quantities of late, out with the Redheaded Woodpecker as soon as possible, that voice of hers is like fingernails scratching the black board to my ears. OUCH!!!

      Wombat

    • Julien says:

      09:06am | 10/05/11

      Interesting article in The Monthly saying that as a poliotical leader, the first priority is to win government and retaining that power becomes a close second.  Knowing what to do with it, instilling policy and making a difference on the landscape is a distand third!  Single line slogans are a great way for politicians to focus on the first two of these priorities and conveniently take the focus of the third.

    • Rebecca says:

      09:21am | 10/05/11

      Am I hearing a call for a dose of totalitarianism in Australia to wake up the lazy disengaged populace so that democracy by active participation has a vague possibility of reviving itself? Having grown up in the “the Can” and seen politics change from the Whitlam era and beyond I am saddened by the trivialisation of the national agenda and the extent to which our elected leaders play into the hands of media moguls as though (as Lindsay Tanner explained) media attention (ANY attention) is the oxygen of politicians.  We are indeed seeing a reflection of what “we the constituants” want in our elected members of parliament and this is a scary thought.

    • NSW says:

      09:44am | 10/05/11

      Dumbed down by todays braindead society or not, politics has always been a joke. I just wish the media reports on it were confined to the origin - souless, cultureless Canberra.

    • Brendan says:

      10:17am | 10/05/11

      Go to any main stream news site and there is a story about how the traditional media is going broke because of falling distribution. If, as the author claims, media is a business and its business is measured by distribution numbers, then its business model is a bit wonky if it means that for forty years the number of people watching TV, reading newspapers and listening to radio is declining. Maybe it has something to do with the content? If the media was really meeting the needs and wants of their consumers, would those consumers really be deserting in droves to other forms of information?
      Similarly, the journalist’s inability to report both sides of the story and going for the juicy bits means that politicians and governments are going to design their announcements and defences to put themselves in the best possible light- crappy, opinionated, one-eyed journalism caused spin and keeps feeding spin.

    • elle1606 says:

      10:35am | 10/05/11

      it doesn’t matter who dumbs down what, who is in charge, who we voted for .. nothing changes and nobody with the power to change things cares. It’s time for anarchy!!

    • Kika says:

      10:41am | 10/05/11

      And that’s the reason why compulsory voting is a bad thing. People who prefer reading about Justin Bieber’s back rather than caring about the future of our country have just the same right to vote as everyone else.

    • Wickerman says:

      02:33pm | 10/05/11

      Disagree, compulsory voting is good. It keeps the extremes or “rusted on” from being the only people who vote. It means the parties have to cater for the people who are just getting on with their lives. Radical schemes (left or right) are kept in check. I find people who are against compulsory voting are people who are bitter that the populace don’t vote or see the vision(s) of their self appointed wisdom i.e. intellectual arrogance.

    • Gerard says:

      04:27pm | 10/05/11

      Compulsory voting is a way of safeguarding the status quo. It ensures that people who do want to vote have their votes neutralised by those who don’t, effectively rendering the right to vote worthless. If the aim of compulsory voting is to force parties to cater to “people who are just getting on with their lives”, then it has been an unmitigated failure in Australia. The only parties that have any power are the ones that exist purely to serve their own interests.

    • Sarah Harrison says:

      05:14pm | 10/05/11

      @ Wickerman

      Completely agree.

      I am one of those ‘rusted on’ and yet I think compulsory voting is crucial. I’m aware that some people will donkey vote or vote the same way as their parents and generally give it no thought. Maybe its naive but I do think most Australians will give it at least a little thought, if only around an election time and thats a very good thing.

      I do wish more emphasis was placed on civics in schools though. The amount of people who cannot distinguish between the responsibilities of the Cth and state governments drives me slightly crazy.

    • Richard M says:

      10:49am | 10/05/11

      Just another article from the media about Tanner’s fine book saying it’s not really the media’s fault - it’s really the politicians who are to blame for the trivialisation of issues. (This can hardly be the case, given that the Aussie media trivialises pretty well all issues, whether politicians are involved or not.)  Or it is society itself that’s to blame - the old chestnut about “we only give the public what it wants”.  This has been the standard alibi for the producers of rubbish since time immemorial.  The trouble with this line is that, on the rare occasions on which something other than rubbish is served up, the public has shown that it rather likes it.  No - the real culprits are the lazy, shallow, puerile, ignorant, cynical and fundamentally stupid Australian media - probably the worst in the western world.  It is simply much easier to produce trivial nonsense, half-cocked sensationalism, lazy and uninformed opinion and puerile bulldust.  Thoughtful reporting of serious issues, quality policy analysis and fair and balanced presentation of the facts takes time and effort, something which is in extremely short supply in the Australian media.  Of course, certain particular politicians, namely those who specialise in carping negativity, bloody-minded obstructionism, cynical political opportunism and puerile stunts (no names, no pack drill), thrive in this environment.  They say we get the politicians we deserve, but do we deserve the Australian media?

    • Maria Hawthorne says:

      12:30pm | 10/05/11

      If you’re on this site, Richard M, I doubt you’ve got much interest in thoughtful reporting to serious issues, quality policy analysis or fair and balanced presentation of the facts.

      This is a site where egregrious errors go unsubbed and uncorrected, like yesterday’s “slither” in the Israel post, where Penbo now has half a dozen people believing that set top boxes cause house fires, and where cowards shelter behind pseudonyms to hurl abuse at each other.

      Having said that, I liked the piece Laura.

    • Richard M says:

      04:43pm | 10/05/11

      This site provides, in the main, an excellent example of the sort of lazy, shallow, uninformed and half-baked opinion that makes up so much of the media these days.  On this site, you don’t have to know anything about what you are talking about (eg, Penbo on set-top boxes), you just have to have an opinion, preferably one which denigrates the Government.  Pandering to the ignorant prejudices of most of the mob who comment here is what matters most.

    • dancan says:

      11:05am | 10/05/11

      Responsibility for this situation sits squarely with the Australian public.

      We’re the one who watch TV and buy the magazines/newspapers, and it’s our apathetic approach to the entire situation which has allowed this degradation to happen.  Don’t like the news? don’t buy it.  Don’t like the politician? vote them out.  Don’t like the policies? get on the streets and protest. 

      Get off your seats and make things happen instead of only coming to the punch and leaving comments and complaining about how unfair everything is.

    • St. Michael says:

      11:16am | 10/05/11

      “But the media are only reflective of society.”

      If only I had a dollar for the number of times this one is trotted out to excuse the media’s gross sins against public life.  It’s sophomore bullshit similar to claiming the media reports the “prevailing opinion”.  And it can be disproven by the very next line of this stupid article:

      “They are a business after all, and we are their consumers.”

      In order to run a media business, you have to sell newspapers or airtime to advertisers.  That means you either report the prevailing opinion, which nobody knows and nobody can capture across an entire society—or you do as most business owners selling a commodity (information) try to do and sell your words to a niche audience (thereby making it, hopefully, a branded product.)  Thus the West Australian is isolationist, anti-mining tax, and jingoistic; the Age might as well be given another three-letter acronym starting with A, and the Australian might as well be called the Right Winger.  Media sets the agenda, and it tells people what to think - because most people don’t query what’s in a newspaper.  This is as old as the hills.

      Why the “Elder” media are failing is because the Internet turns all information back into a commodity market, and the truth of all commodity markets is that the lowest price wins.  On the Internet, information is still free (watch this space.) and because space on the Internet is also theoretically limitless (a Web Page can go for 40 A4 pages or more) you can be both up to date continually and thorough.

      This is not to say the Internet is the Four Corners of the new media.  Like most frontiers, its “reportage” covers a spectrum of insightful, good reporting and piles of cow manure.  Eventually the insightful reporting will win out, but the Elder Media won’t be around to see it.  Thankfully.

    • Kevin Rennie says:

      11:21am | 10/05/11

      Agree with most of what you say. I’ve had to give up sarcasm since joining the blogosphere. We all ahve to take some responsibility now that there is open access to publication. There are alternatives if you look around. You can find some of the serious kind at Red Bluff Media, my little media’ show’: http://www.redbluffr.com/

      Highly recommned Global Voices and Th!nkAbout It for less dumbing down.

      anyway you can always start your own.

    • Matthew says:

      11:23am | 10/05/11

      The thing that bugged me with the coverage of the announcement that bin Laden had been killed is how much opinion and conjecture was being passed off as news. No who, what, where, when, how but talking heads giving their opinion on a still-developing story. I understand that this is due to the need for rolling coverage and when you don’t have any facts, a 24 hour news broadcast gets very boring unless you get someone in to speculate in the absence of real facts. My solution is simple…cut back on the “we now interrupt our regular programming to listen to some guy talk about something that is happening but we don’t know what”. The other thing that bugged me was how in the actual media conference, the spokesman might say “we don’t know” or “we can’t answer that” which isn’t a satisfactory answer for the journalists who simply make up the answer and then go “a-ha” when their made up version doesn’t fit with facts later released.

    • Brett says:

      12:24pm | 10/05/11

      We have to blame ourselves.
      The second most commented on article here is about Pippa’s arse.
      That says it all.

    • Silver says:

      12:28pm | 10/05/11

      Wait, if we don’t want high quality journalism, how come newspapers are dying?  Surely now that most newspapers have dropped their journalist quality to what we all want, sales should be through the roof!  But no, that’s our fault too.  Apparently we steal the news we don’t want, making it hard for real journalists to do their real jobs: providing analysis we don’t want.

      The real problem with journalism started when newspapers and television news programs realised that their news audience wasn’t the customer, but a product that could be sold to advertisers.  The trouble is that advertisers don’t want their audience thinking too hard when it comes to selling them products.

    • Glen says:

      12:55pm | 10/05/11

      Go the pic - Pippa’s ass - now applied from secret stashes to societal talking points.

    • St. Michael says:

      01:26pm | 10/05/11

      Given the banal subject heading and the bio of the writer as an ex-Labor appartchik it’s probably the only way it was going to generate reads and replies.

    • Chris says:

      12:56pm | 10/05/11

      Have you ever analyzed the performance of the media? Try watching one of Julia’s or Tony’s press conferences. Each normally puts forward some sort of coherent case.

      Most members of the gallery can be seen twittering or SMSing instead of paying attention. Then the questions come.

      They are usually not about the subject of the conference. Trivial, small minded and a good demonstration of their lack of attention. Their background in the subject is clearly minimal and they have little ability to analyze. Things obvious to an spectator are often lost on these “experienced” journalists.

      The result: the report is not conveying any information. Instead we get a mish mash or half truths and opinion. Journalists just don’t do their job of reporting the facts any more.

    • Sarah Harrison says:

      05:10pm | 10/05/11

      So true.

      Most pollies prepare extensively for a presser and its so disheartening to see the quality of the questions that they get.

    • George Pukington says:

      06:42pm | 11/05/11

      Aaah! Yesss! The point of political reporting these days has, sadly, become GOTCHA journalism. Witness any mis-pronunciation being replayed over and over and the old “but you said” line. Makes me wanna puke

    • Kevin Rennie says:

      01:50pm | 10/05/11

      I feel a bit self righteous. Took me ages to work out what Pippa’s arse was referring to. Can we pay her for access to the royals’ patronage?

    • Wilma J Craig says:

      02:25pm | 10/05/11

      We’re responsible for dumbing-down politicis in Australia? Give me a break!
      It is the media in all it’s forms which have done that & done it all on their own! It was not the people of Australia who asked those who would class themsleves as “Journalists” to waste so much time on publishing commentaries about Gillard’s appalling dress sense, the vapid hand-waving of her partner every time he gets on to a plane. Who does he think he is? Royalty? It was not us who asked those moronic journalists to publish every single photo they could lay their hands on of the scrawny physique of Tonay Abbott.
      Politics, political parties & their policies have become a closed book so far as the public are concerned. The media never addresses any of those issues! They would rather chatter inconsequentially about Gillard’s clothes, hair & lack of children or marriage or how hairy Abbott’s chest is, whether he is wearing boardi-shorts or almost displaying it all in his teeny-weenie weenie covering speedos!
      We have heard more about Gillard’s fashion & Abbotts body than we have heard about any policies they are trying to promote.
      Just like the lies those Women’s Fashion Mags tell when they promote anorexia with their stick-insect models in claiming they are giving the public what the public demands so too does our media lie when they say it is the fault of the public for the dumbing-down of politics..
      No, we don’t demand anorexic stick-insect models.
      No, we don’t demand the type of pathetic political reporting the wider media feeds us.
      It is the journalists & media barons who throw this garbage at us.

    • Bikinis On Top says:

      03:01pm | 10/05/11

      if you elect any Liberal and National politicians, on the advice of the media,then you naturally dumb down politics with each extra Coalition po,litician you select.

    • Bikinis on Top says:

      03:04pm | 10/05/11

      The Daily Telegraph dumbed down my view of politics and Liberal National politicians got elected as a result

    • Jay-ded says:

      03:09pm | 10/05/11

      Actually Laura, it’s them not me.

    • Matt says:

      04:33pm | 10/05/11

      “Laura Ryan originally had a life and happily worked in PR and communications for the Australian War Memorial and Department of Health but gave it all up to work for the Rudd and Gillard Governments. During that time she was Press Secretary to Nicola Roxon and Alan Griffin.”

      No Laura, it is people like you who are to blame.

    • Sarah Harrison says:

      05:06pm | 10/05/11

      In my first year on uni, one of the key skills that was drummed into us was critical analysis. Put simply, dont believe everything you read. And when you do read or see something, consider where it has come from and whether they have an agenda.

      its a pity more people dont do this.

      My own mother is terribly guilty of it. She’ll parrot some (in my view, extremely right wing) view that is almost word for word from Alan Jones but when I call her on that, she’ll deny it or say she read it somewhere. When she reads something in the paper that aligns with these views, then it must be true.

      Having worked in ministerial offices, I believe the problem lies with both the politicans and the media. I cant count the number of fights I had with press secretaries, where they would try to promote a policy before I thought it was ready (ie detail fleshed out, implementation ready to go). In my view, it leads to the accusation of spin over substance.

      Having said that, the media were never interested in the detail anyway. The challenge from the politicans perspective is that you can give a journo a thorough answer to their questions, but there is no guarantee they will report the whole story. So the natural response is to withhold all but the good aspects of the story.

      I dont know what the solution is. 

      My response was always to fight for policy over media and encourage the Ministers I worked for to build good relationships with quality journos. But its hard work.

    • St. Michael says:

      01:35pm | 11/05/11

      Go to the Internet.  Seriously.  Set out all the detail on a webpage, and then give no press conference beyond “It’s on the Net.  You’ve all got it, or your kids do on your mobile phone.  Go and read.  Any questions, I’m taking applications for interviews on details.”

      Kills the problem of reporters not reporting, because you cut out the middleman between the politician and the electorate.  The Internet kills middlemen.

    • Mary Laloyianni says:

      05:07pm | 10/05/11

      Perhaps Pippa Middleton’s bottom can be roasted and carved up and served to the poor. How many meals and housing could have been built with the millions of pounds wasted on the leeches called William and Kate? They are the real spongers of the state not the unemployed and single parents. What are they going to do next month when the unemployment rate rises? Have another royal wedding and waste even more millions. The organisers of the wedding and the brains behind giving pensioners digital set-top boxes must not want certain socio-economic groups to eat. I guess TV boxes will distract pensioners from the fact that they cannot afford electricity and food. Mary Laloyianni

    • christine m. says:

      05:56pm | 10/05/11

      This was a good read, Laura Ryan.  Tony Abbott manages to find his way into so many comments.  Is it the athletic thing so many people hate?  Funny to see men and boys showing their envy.  Yes, it has to be the athletic thing.

    • Outraged says:

      06:24pm | 10/05/11

      It’s funny how journalists like to blame “the public” for dumbing down the media…when the majority of today’s journalists just look at a “funny” YouTube video and make it into an article.

      Also, the majority of TV Journalists make the news…instead of just reporting it.

    • scumbag says:

      12:48pm | 11/05/11

      “Generally speaking, we are not interested in the detail of policy.”


      No further questions, Your Honour.

    • Andrew says:

      08:51pm | 11/05/11

      The general quality of the State and Federal Politicians has been in decline for years.  The rot that has filled the void has forgotten what the term, “Public Servant” means. What is doesn’t mean is become a fat-cat and do time until they can qualify for the lovely benefits that stream in!

    • Annabelle says:

      04:05pm | 07/02/12

      “Gillard has been baillirnt at demoralizing Labor’s core supporters. Perhaps Gillard should have a hard think”I’ve been wondering …. both about the very mediocre front bench, they’re responsible too, Gillard isn’t responsible for every stuff-up, and also about the ‘disunity is death’ thing. Would it not have been more encouraging to the ALP’s progressive supporters if there had been ALP MPs visibly arguing for more progressive positions? Everybody knows there are a range of views in any group of people, if you disagree in some vital way, you leave that group. But why couldn’t my Fremantle MP, Melissa Parke, say what we know she thinks on various issues – why can’t she say “I’m not happy with our position on asylum seekers and I’m trying to persuade my colleagues that there is a better alternative”, “I think we’re ready for gay marriage, it won’t cost anyone anything, but it will make some people very happy”. It wouldn’t mean that she should be in the Greens – I’m sure she can explain why she’s in the ALP. But it would give a bit of hope to progressive supporters of the ALP.

    • Rodrigo says:

      02:18pm | 10/02/12

      Chav, I’m not one for obwlvroen rhetoric on the dangers of terrorism to ordinary Australians, but I dare say the 88 who died in the Bali Bombing just turned in their graves.It is completely right to ridicule Birmingham for his stupid remarks.

 

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