For the last quarter of a century, it’s been something of a national pastime to bag ad man Siimon Reynolds for being a wanker. But if Gen Y – a group who know a little something about being pilloried as superficial, materialistic, self-obsessed fame whores – were old enough to know who he is, they might be tempted to claim the 46-year-old as one of their own and insist he be treated with more respect.

I knew I was ahead of my time. Pic: Teresa Ooi

Perhaps it’s time all of us — Yers, Xers and Boomers alike — rethought our attitude towards Reynolds.

For a case can be made that he is not the pretentious tool of the popular imagination, but rather a prescient pioneer who intuited where society was heading and adapted to the economic and social changes being set in motion by Thatcher, Reagan and, in Australia, Hawke and Keating, at the time he was coming of age.

Since Reynolds’ mid-’80s heyday, we’ve all been trudging down the trail he blazed. Before old two i’s came along, almost no Australian parent thought it socially acceptable to call their child Tiphani rather than Tiffany. Foreshadowing Gen Y’s enthusiasm for the casual hook-up, Reynolds was putting it about during an era when his famous Grim Reaper AIDS ads were scaring the pants back on to everybody else.

Like many of today’s thrusting twentysomethings, Reynolds expected to be rich, famous and at the top of his field before his 30th birthday. That’s a goal he achieved, albeit the old-fashioned way (genuine talent and lots of hard work) rather than through the less taxing approach of becoming a reality TV star. That said, in an age before Facebook and Twitter, Reynolds had a proto-Gen Y attitude to personal privacy, courting public attention and allowing his life to play out across the social pages.

Reynolds got with the free-market program right from the get-go. Consciously or otherwise, he recognised that in the brave new neo-liberal world, the path to success lay in relentlessly selling yourself – to a potential friend or sexual partner as much as a potential customer or employer.

Reynolds was possibly the first Australian to think of himself as a product to be advertised. He was almost certainly the first to develop an effective personal branding strategy. In recent years he’s devoted a lot of his time to giving motivational speeches and writing self-help books, in which he advises others on how they too can increase their market value by maximising their efficiency, regulating their moods, clarifying their goals and safeguarding their personal brand (“Decide what kind of image you want to project then make sure everything – the way you dress, what you say, how you conduct yourself in meetings – is consistent with that image”).

It’s a mindset that comes naturally to those who’ve been immersed in a market society since birth, less so to those of a certain age, who are still more comfortable viewing themselves as citizens rather than commodities.

It’s a given that those ahead of their time are misunderstood and reviled by those who fail to see – or just don’t want to accept – that the times are a’changing. But Reynolds’ detractors have no doubt had to make their own painful compromises with a world he acclimatised to long ago. If seeking to get on in life by marketing yourself makes you a tosser, maybe it’s time to stop pointing the finger at Reynolds and Gen Y and admit that almost of all of us have got our hand on it nowadays. 

Nigel Bowen interviewed Siimon Reynolds for current edition of GQ.

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    • Huey says:

      06:04am | 04/02/11

      Simon who?

    • fnord says:

      06:57pm | 04/02/11

      you know, that guy that you really didn’t need to hear about

    • The Cynic says:

      07:22am | 07/02/11

      He must have a particuallry embarrassing piece of news about to be released and this is a preemptive media puff piece to bolster his rep.

    • PD says:

      11:09am | 08/02/11

      Two iis. Get it right.

    • Porl says:

      06:18am | 04/02/11

      You certainly do.  Congratulations for this little piece of meta-journo BS, by the way.  Can anyone advertise in here?  I have a beaten up VY Commodore if anyone wants it.

    • Grumpy says:

      08:28am | 04/02/11

      how much you selling that commo for old man?

    • n_dude says:

      11:46am | 04/02/11

      I’ll buy it for 10 bucks

    • Captain Cynical says:

      09:28pm | 05/02/11

      Can we get some cricket memorabilia going?

      I really don’t get enough opportunities to pruchase any of that…

    • Jed says:

      06:55am | 04/02/11

      This whole advertisment for another magazine is nothing short of completely tacky and The Punch should be above this shameless behaviour.

    • BK says:

      06:58am | 04/02/11

      It appears that his efforts to market himself weren’t completely successful.

    • David of the Grand Academy of Adelagado. says:

      08:06am | 04/02/11

      Perhaps Sydneysiders found that really interesting.

    • David of the Grand Academy of Adelagado. says:

      08:08am | 04/02/11

      Perhaps Sydneysiders found that really interesting.

    • hot tub political machine says:

      08:49am | 04/02/11

      Lets write an advertisment for G.Q. and pass it off as an article.

      Hmm, what would make us more likely to get it accepted on the Punch? Oh yes lets through in some meaningless attacks on Gen Y like it 2007

      I need a holiday from this place

    • Steely Dan says:

      09:31am | 04/02/11

      That was a great article, Nigel!

      Or maybe I’m just in a fantastic mood because I’ve started the day with Zoomits, the zesty breakfast snack that gives me the lasting energy to tackle whatever the day throws at me!
      (Singing) Zoom, Zoom, Zoom-it’s!  Go get ‘em!

    • Yasmina says:

      09:43am | 04/02/11

      Had to google him to work out who he was.  That’s right - what a jerk off.

    • Anthony Sharwood

      Anthony Sharwood says:

      09:51am | 04/02/11

      Don’t go Hot Tub, we’ll miss you. If it’s any consolation I’ve heard of Siiiimon Reynolds but don’t know what he actually does, or did, for a living. So that kinda puts him right back in that reality TV “star” status.

    • hot tub political machine says:

      10:42am | 04/02/11

      Kind words Mr. Sharwood. I guess “another” Gen Y piece just gets under my skin.

      Seriously this non issue has been getting flogged by the bitter high blood pressure types for close to a decade now - and its been complete and utter tripe for the whole time (apologies to tripe)

      That mixed with cross promotion - grumpy grumpy hot tub today

    • Lou says:

      10:11am | 04/02/11

      Wow. Does The Punch really have to publish a GenY bashing piece every single day?
      Beating a dead horse much?

    • Steely Dan says:

      11:33am | 04/02/11

      GenY bashing could be a Journalism Studies subject, seriously.

      When the avge age of GenY was 14 we were told that our future leaders would all be selfish, argumentative, emotional, underemployed and presumably far more pimply than their predecessors.  Lazy journalists cannot go more than two weeks without looking for an imaginary trend towards social doom. 

      And in an age where established journos are being told to get a twitter account and keep their web skills up or ship out - are we really surprised that it’s the cadets sitting next to them (the one who could set up a facebook group before they mastered the 5-times tables) who are copping the vitriol?  Or am I just Boomer and GenX-bashing now?

      What I want to know is why nobody’s complaining about the current crop of toddlers - not one of them can hold a steady job and nobody’s talking about it!  I have raw data that tells us that only a quarter of CEOs of 2060 will be able to go potty without the aid of a parent!  What’s this country coming to?

    • BlaackBaall says:

      10:16am | 04/02/11

      Doesn’t really make me want to go out and buy the latest issue of GQ.  I’m not sure I want to read any more of that sycophantic twaddle.

    • benno says:

      10:43am | 04/02/11

      where’s the interview? that reads more like an intro. there aren’t any comments from Reynolds in there at all. Punch, I thought you were better than that.

    • monkeytypist says:

      03:22pm | 04/02/11

      Wow, gosh.  I didn’t know who Siimon Reynolds was when I started reading this article and now in addition to still not knowing, I don’t want to know.

    • Laura says:

      03:48pm | 04/02/11

      Yawn.
      It seems that this article was primarily about a douchebag, and then references to GenY were dropped in there as an afterthought to try & cultivate some debate.

      And as a member of GenY… just thought I’d let you know, I’m not biting, sorry.

      After all, it’s Friday.

    • Sally says:

      04:12pm | 04/02/11

      An attack at Gen Y coupled with not so subtle magazine advert?

      This was not a slow news week and this is the best you could come up with?

      The fact that Siimon Reynolds doesn’t actually belong to Gen Y indicates that the stereotypes are just douchebag traits that could belong to anyone of any age in any era - they are not the defining traits of people under 30.

      The decision to try and spark a Gen Y stereotype debate to get readers was a pathetic marketing decision.

      Well done on getting me to never buy your magazine. Ever.

    • Davo from St Kilda says:

      08:49am | 05/02/11

      I had no idea who this Siimon Reynolds was (two i’s? how pretentious!) until I searched for his name. Then it all came together - he’s a complete nobody from down in Sydney. And, typical of Sydney people and their embarrassing need to create celebrities out of nobodies, here we have an article about some guy who the vast majority of readers don’t know and don’t care about.

    • Henno says:

      09:30am | 05/02/11

      I thought it was an obituary… then I got the end and he is alive !

    • mary monica roche says:

      10:40am | 05/02/11

      Simon Reynolds was the first person to market himself as a product rather than as a real person.He sees himself as a thing rather than a real person.
      He dehumanised humans so that they fit the economy as products without human virtues and human failures.
      He turned humans to saleable robots to make money.
      He belongs in the 1980s which returned us to the 1880s.

    • Paull says:

      10:50am | 05/02/11

      This thinly veiled promo for GQ and the link to Siiiimon’s website just about made me vomit.
      Example from the link to his site - “My teaching style: Warm. Uplifting. Demanding.” (accompanied by a Siimon blue steel look portrait)
      I think his home page should have read: “Pretentious. Vain. Egotistical.”

    • Nicki says:

      06:26pm | 05/02/11

      Australia is going to suffer so much more thanks to Abbott and his climate change policy.My children and grandchildren will pay the highest price not only to look after us who didn’t do a thing to stop the climate worming,but also they will have to pay more to support us and put money for their super .
      Some idiots are saying that there is nothing wrong with our climate as we had storms,cyclones,bushfires,droughts,foods and so on.I agree we had those problems before,but we didn’t have it every two weeks the intensity is growing every month.
      So thank you Tony Abbott that you have change your mind said NO to ETS.
      Now we have a taste of what is to come.So enjoy the ride everybody.

    • joshgtv says:

      07:32pm | 05/02/11

      GQ… the closeted man’s bible. Apparently Sal from Mad Men is going to be on next month’s cover.

    • Grumpy B@stard says:

      05:21am | 08/02/11

      “Reynolds was possibly the first Australian to think of himself as a product to be advertised. He was almost certainly the first to develop an effective personal branding strategy.” For this alone he should go on trial at The Hague. And don’t even get me started on the Triple M campaign.

    • sydney guy says:

      11:48am | 08/02/11

      bloody hell Nigel, do you want to blow this guy (who ever he is), or what?

 

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