A red carpet in Los Angeles. March 7, 2010: A handsome yet self-conscious Australian actor, who happens to have recently starred in the highest-grossing film of all time, is stopped for an interview while walking the red carpet at the Academy Awards.

Jeez I could go a pie and a beer.

When asked the mandatory question put to all Oscar attendees: “Your clothing, please discuss”, he replies “Payless Shoes and a friggin’ kick ass suit.” 
Quizzed as to the suit’s designer (it’s all about the labels, darling, hence the “who” and not “what” are you wearing) he shrugs “some bloke”.

Right on cue, the media in the actor’s homeland conclude this response to be proof of his down-to-earth appeal and marvel over his grounded, humble attitude amid a sea of Hollywood shallowness.

Perhaps inspired by an award ceremony devoted to the mechanics of entertainment, the recital of the above script pretty much went off without a hitch this week.

So it was largely unnoticed that the behaviour of the actor in question, Sam Worthington, was actually more impolite than self-effacing. That his determination to appease his mates back home that he was a bit too cool for all this carry-on was immature rather than refreshing.

I would wager the cost of Worthington’s outfit that he was acutely aware of what label he was sporting (which, for the record, was a Brioni, the very same Italian suit favoured by James Bond and with a price tag starting in the thousands).

Much as he would like us to believe otherwise, it’s all but impossible Worthington would have escaped the behind-the-scenes wrangling over finalising his choice of attire. Not to mention the small fact that his girlfriend and date for the evening, Natalie Mark, is a professional stylist.

Nothing at an event like this happens by chance. Self-deprecating quips notwithstanding, the Avatar frontman’s appearance at the Oscars was no less calculated than that of the painfully slim starlets who consumed little more than celery smoothies in the weeks leading up to the ceremony.

There are some places a person can find themselves from time to time without really thinking it through. Such as the bedroom furniture department of Ikea on a Sunday afternoon. Or at a kebab stand at 2am after a night out with friends.

But nobody – nobody – ends up at the Oscars by accident. It’s a room reserved for the ambitious, the powerful and the well-connected.

It’s to Worthington’s credit that he made the cut. A million unemployed actors would happily ditch their experimental theatre prospects for the chance to stand in his Payless-purchased shoes.

So why all the feigned indifference? The continual assertions of how he’s just a fair dinkum bloke who’d rather be at the pub than mixing with the film industry’s finest?

A former bricklayer, Worthington has the perpetual air of being concerned with what his friends will make of his success. Let on he knows how to pronounce the name of an Italian designer? Maaate, he’d never live it down.

Worthington worked hard to get where he is. He knew where he was headed when he endured countless auditions over a six-month period at the behest of James Cameron to secure leading man honours in the most expensive movie ever made.

It’s a shame someone so obviously talented and focused feels the need to publicly downplay those very attributes. Are we really going to judge him if he dares to admit he had to work damn hard to get where he is?

There’s a reason movie stars are so ridiculously overpaid. It’s not (contrary to what some of them might like to think) because they are so brilliantly talented every word they utter is worth millions of dollars.

The studios sign off on hefty pay cheques for the whole package. It’s not just about shooting the film itself – it’s the subsequent responsibilities. Schmoozing journalists in press junkets; handling their personal life with a vague sense of decorum; and charming audiences at premieres across the world.

For those tortured artists who feel it really should be “all about the work”, then they are simply in the wrong job. So you just want to say your lines and go home? Then stick to community theatre. Movie stardom comes at a price, and it’s disingenuous to pretend otherwise.

There’s plenty of talk in this country about our supposed love affair with the tall-poppy syndrome. But what is often overlooked is the support shown to our rising stars by the local media.

Promising talents like Worthington are given plenty of much-needed exposure in the fledgling days of their career.

It’s nice to see that support continuing now Worthington has lived up to predictions. Indeed, with a slate of films in the pipeline, his star is only set to rise further.

Hopefully he will retain some humility and perspective as his profile explodes. But I’m talking about genuine modesty; not the counterfeit version. There’s no need to pretend the machinations of Hollywood are beneath a “fair dinkum” Aussie. That’s not laconic. In fact, it only belies an arrogance and ungraciousness that is unnecessary in any country.

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    • Bee says:

      07:02am | 10/03/10

      One thing I found so affected and fake - when he was onstage, putting the reading glasses on as he got to the podium (why didn’t he just put them on backstage - because he’s too cool for glasses except when he needs them - or why didn’t he get contacts if he was that worried about it!! - while chewing gum at the same time. Dear god he looked so pretentious! Got a big scoff in our loungeroom!

      As for his acting skills - dear god, when you actually pay attention to the acting in Avatar, it is god awful and dreadful! Shocking.

    • Frances says:

      07:40am | 10/03/10

      Finally someone else has noticed this aspect of Sam’s personality - trying so hard to be cool, that he comes across as the biggest wanker since NZ produced Russell Crowe.  In most interviews he refers back to his ‘bricklaying days in WA’ as if he was doing it yesterday and can’t wait to get back on the site.  He needs to admit that he has chased the acting dream for a long time and good luck to him.  His attempt to play the down home ‘oh my god, how did I drop the trowel and end up here’ is annoying.  Also regarding the shoes….anyone on their feet all day knows that a good pair of shoes works wonder.  Surely he could wear a nice soft leather pair for his big day out in Hollywood.  If he starts bleating about a football team and wearing a jersey I will not be suprised.

    • jed says:

      08:23am | 10/03/10

      his ‘i’m a big tough aussie’ routine was going so well until he pulled out the buddy holly glasses. his attempts to look too much of a hardman for the whole thing sprung him as a wanker. even his voice on stage seemed to change to the broadest australian accent possible.

      the guy has long been a shifty weasel anyway; going back to a dubious incident in project greenlight.

    • Matt says:

      08:34am | 10/03/10

      Wow. What a thing to get hung up on…that he didn’t pay the formulaic gratitude to the supplier of his suit. Where we come from asking a man “who he is wearing” is the most facile question there is. Surely the question is at fault not his answer. Yes he’s worked hard to get where he is and he probably has lots of people to thank for helping him get there. But don’t blame him if Giorgio Armani is not at the top of his ‘thank you’ list.

    • VeeBee says:

      10:38am | 10/03/10

      I’m not sure anyone cares that he didn’t thank the suitmaker, but I sure laughed over his “nonchalant” attitude because it’s all so fake. I mean, wow he must be a regular guy right because he doesn’t know who made his suit, and he wears $20 shoes to the Oscars and he doesn’t care. But it’s all an act. And the act is becoming a bit stale by now.

    • H of SA says:

      11:10am | 10/03/10

      I would suggest that if someone gave you a free expensive suit to wear to the ceremony, remembering the label to give the suit maker a little extra publicity would be a nice example of returing good deeds with good deeds.

    • George says:

      09:22am | 10/03/10

      @Ms Le Marquand - I would like to use CAPS in this post but alas I desist if only to comply with the forum rules. However I will try to enunciate my post which is directed at you and all the others who have contributed to this discussion string (except Matt):

      y-o-u   a-r-e   j-u-s-t ,  p-l-a-i-n-l-y   a-n-d   s-i-m-p-l-y,    j-e-a-l-o-u-s!

    • Kieran says:

      09:41am | 10/03/10

      Err, who exactly is she supposed to be jealous of, George? Did you read the same article as me? Doesn’t sounds like it

    • George says:

      11:33am | 10/03/10

      @Kieran - If you must ask????  You are as anatomically struck with Ms Le Marquand as she is with herself and as anantomically envious as she is!

      Instead of giving Sam unconditional kudos for making it to the red carpet most of you would rather criticise him on the one hand then deny it with the other.

      So Worthington’s Oscar demeanour is not as camp as Jackman’s, you never heard anything from the ACTU about Jackman last year. But geez the kingdom has called the archers to the wall.

      Every job has its perks, you choose to wallow in it or otherwise.  It seems that for you and Ms Le Marquand the latter is ‘impolite’.

      Just as most of you assert a feigned indifference did it ever occur to some of you with your apparent limited view that there are others beyond the ‘moat’ and that they might just be ‘fair dinkum’ about it..

    • Sky says:

      12:39pm | 10/03/10

      @George.. Now i dont know Sam Worthington and i’d never heard of him 12 months ago… but i think its pretty fair to say Ms Le Marquand’s comments aren’t too far off the mark. 

      “Hopefully he will retain some humility and perspective as his profile explodes… There’s no need to pretend the machinations of Hollywood are beneath a “fair dinkum” Aussie. “

      I reckon your the exact type of bloke he wouldn’t be. ie Someone who talks too much rubbish and tries to baffle people with bullsh!t so know one tries to question you.

    • Sky says:

      12:47pm | 10/03/10

      @Roslyn. nice pick up if indeed this comment was meant to be ironic… I for one am still of the belief George needs to talk less to say more.

    • Kieran says:

      12:58pm | 10/03/10

      A few grabs from the above article: “It’s to Worthington’s credit that he made the cut… someone so obviously talented and focused… It’s nice to see that support continuing now Worthington has lived up to predictions… his star is only set to rise further.”

      I’ll say it again, George. Did you read the same article as me?

    • George says:

      03:12pm | 10/03/10

      @Kieran - You strike me as a smart person but I’m ROFLMAO at your feigned ignorance.

      @Roslyn - Ask yourself then was Ms Le Marquand being ironic when criticising Worthington’s attitude on the night (whether its genuine or otherwise)?  “But I’m talking about genuine modesty; not the counterfeit version”.  This was what she wrote, this was her judgement was.  Why because she chose to look at Worthington if it were her on that red carpet, so what do you call that?

      @sky - if you are baffled then I’m sorry that you get baffled easily, thats your problem not mine.

    • jen says:

      09:48am | 10/03/10

      Maybe he finds fashion as boring as I do.
      In the interviews I have seen he always comes across as a decent guy who is passionate about his craft and happy for the opportunities he gets – I’m sure that has more to do with his success.

    • mayday says:

      09:58am | 10/03/10

      Are all Worthington’s bogans? Corey, Sam ...........

    • diana says:

      10:23am | 10/03/10

      Seems to me that Sam is very down earth. He does not let be charmed by the ridiculous Hollywood spotlight…

    • Sky says:

      10:58am | 10/03/10

      I tend to agree that this is probably a PR persons idea of how he should act but im thinking maybe he should call up Hugh Jackmans PR people cos that guy has the relaxed thing downpat.  Having said that. Good on you Sam for getting where you are. its awesome to see an aussie doing something at the highest level. Just please i b-e-g you. Dont try too hard, you end up looking like a w*nker. Trust me mate, we’ve seen a glimpse of it.

    • BPobjie says:

      11:22am | 10/03/10

      Maybe he did know the name of the designer, but was unwilling to play along with the wankiest question anyone could ever possibly ask in any situation ever.

    • Gavin says:

      11:26am | 10/03/10

      His entire performance was littered with bad manners, not Aussie charm.

    • Average Joe says:

      12:35pm | 10/03/10

      Corey may be Sam’s personal avatar, but at least he’s out there doing it (like raking in the $gazillions). Onya Sambo (oops)

    • Magnet says:

      01:09pm | 10/03/10

      Ah he’s a Rocko boy, so being a bogan is the cultural norm - Hollywood likes that. The story is a pretentious load of twaddle and anyone who needed to know what he was in already did on sight,

    • Saskia says:

      01:45pm | 10/03/10

      Don’t mistake modesty for poor manners.  The bloke came across as a hick.  So tired of the cartoon character stereotype that Australians think that they have to adhere to.

      He came across as fake.  No fans here.

    • Willy K says:

      02:02pm | 10/03/10

      I was embarrassed to be an Aussie watching him.  So tired of the Aussie playing the buffoon around the globe.  I thought I had left that rubbish back in London until I saw this twit.

      Buck up you goose.

    • Henry says:

      02:06pm | 10/03/10

      Love the fact that this bloke has fluked getting into a hit movie then is too arrogant/ignorant/rude to bother to remember the designer of his very very expensive suit.

      Modest?  The bloke is a w*nker.

    • matt says:

      02:12pm | 10/03/10

      Good on him. He’s a bogan made good and we love him.

      Can you blame the bloke for having a good time and doing the Darius Boyd on the red carpet? (I actually suspecyt he may have been doing it for a bet, in which case he just went way, WAY up in my estimation…)

      As that great Aussie Russell Crowe (well we can claim him when it suits us) once said:

      God bless America
      God save the Queen
      God defend New Zealand
      and thank Christ for Australia.

      (Although that’d probably get him into trouble from the creationist zealots over on Pembo’s column…)

    • SLF says:

      03:23pm | 10/03/10

      We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful - Steven Patrick Morrissey

      Should really be Australia’s Anthem and Motto.

    • John Sample says:

      03:26pm | 10/03/10

      HELLO PEOPLE…....
      if you cant see that the marketing ploy here is for you to talk about him and keep mentioning the designer, your all fools.
      This stories has been running hard in the US and the designer in question would be loving it.
      Sam says things for a reason. He is not stupid and I can bet you he knows just what he is doing. He laid down the intrigue by answering “some bloke” so people in every news agency went to the trouble to find the designer.
      101 marketing - Good on you Sam I like your style (no pun intended)

    • robbo says:

      03:43pm | 10/03/10

      What a bunch of snobs! So when Heath Ledger would complain about the “media” and having to fit in in Hollywood it was, “oh well, he’s a true artist, it must be hard for him,” but when a knock about bloke who’s quite a good actor, doesn’t fit in, he’s faking it? He’s been in the spotlight for 2 minutes and we’re chopping him down already. How Australian! “So who are you wearing tonight?” What an intelligent question.

    • A says:

      03:58pm | 10/03/10

      Trying way too hard to be cool…..very inappropriate and embarassing for Australia…...Grow up!

    • Bia says:

      09:07pm | 10/03/10

      I think he did very well to respond that way.
      This event seems more like a fashion show than an awards ceremony. Hollywood stupid spotlight.
      I think he did very well to respond that way.
      This event seems more like a fashion show (Haute Couture) than an awards ceremony.
      English is not my first language, but I’ve read lots of stupid comments about the personality of the actors. Including some about Sam.
      Johnny Depp said almost the same when he appeared the first time this event.
      The fact that the actors are British, Americans, Canadians, Australians, it has nothing to do with their nationality. Idiots are the people who will bend Hollywwod Vain.
      Why the actors have to know the name of the clothes designer they wear?
      When placing Report to see this kind of superficial questions, why not ask smarter questions.
      To me Sam was the person who was the best answer tonight.
      I love him that way…
      Very inappropriate and embarassing for Australia?
      I am European and I would be embarrassed but if he wanted to become someone I admire in a shallow man, who forget their roots
      I am European and I would be embarrassed but if he wanted to become someone I admire in a shallow man, who forget his roots…
      I’m not Autralian. But if, perhaps I felt ashamed of my fellow Australians who think that Sam shamed his country.
      In almost all over the world, you are the only ones who think Sam Worthington shame you!

    • Gaybriel says:

      05:43pm | 13/03/10

      There’s a difference between not knowing the ins and outs of designer labels and being completely dismissive and rude. Simply saying “sorry I don’t know” instead of being completely rude, would suffice.

    • Zashary says:

      12:06pm | 08/02/12

      jrecebra90 on August 24, 2011                                             i want the link. can u send it to me

 

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