The night Kevin Rudd dramatically resigned in Washington, Tony Abbott dined in Brisbane where he was asked how he could manage to eat with a grin that big. The Opposition Leader’s response was to stretch the grin even wider.

The past five days of the Labor leadership head-clash have seen the theft of some of Tony Abbott’s best anti-Govenment lines and the gifting of a few more he never thought he would be able to use. Many could get a trot during Question Time today when uncomfortable Labor MPs gather in a group for the first time since the morning leadership ballot.
Kevin Rudd has testified that the public had no confidence in Prime Minister Julia Gillard and that an injection of trust was needed for the Government to survive. Mr Abbott’s taunts of “faceless men’’ pulling invisible strings have been confirmed by Mr Rudd. Thank you Kevin.
Further, Tony Abbott has at his disposal first-hand accounts of agro around the cabinet table, of apparent policy inconsistencies (for example on carbon pricing) and the existence of a small group of senior ministers who think either the incumbent Prime Minister will not win the next election or will be a second-best Labor contender.
Equally strong for the Opposition has been the spectacle of its rivals unable to manage their own affairs, to a degree that would embarrass even a much lesser institution.
If Anthony Albanese weeps for the Labor Party, how could voters be expected to cheer for it?
Tony Abbott would never pick one over the other but it is likely that he would prefer to take on Ms Gillard rather than Mr Rudd at the election he wants called soon rather than the scheduled date late next year.
He has been highly successful against her so far and probably couldn’t see that success diminishing at a poll. Meanwhile, he adopts his exhaustively honed more-in-sorrow-than-in-anger look and itemizes the wreckage around him.
“I think it is embarrassing and for a Labor supporter humiliating to listen to people who you thought you could admire and look up to tearing each other to pieces like this,’’ Mr Abbott said on Saturday without having to resort to hyperbole.
“Kevin Rudd has confirmed every criticism the Coalition has ever made of Julia Gillard and Julia Gillard has confirmed every criticism that the Coalition has ever made of Kevin Rudd.
“We need to move past all of this poison. You see, it doesn’t matter what happens on Monday, this will still be a hopelessly dysfunctional and divided government.’’
Kevin Rudd yesterday appeared to have accepted his fate. He has lost his beloved foreign affairs platform, he will become a back bencher of no fixed function, and he will be expected to behave himself until after the next election at least.
Tony Abbott’s options are manifold but one he won’t take up is to ignore the gift he and the Opposition have been given.
Tactics had not been firmed at time of writing but it is highly likely the Opposition will use Parliament to underline some of the revelations baked for public consumption by the heat of this show-down.
For example, the Opposition is likely to take up the claims of limited preparation of the National Broadband Network project, and the mining profits tax.
Kevin Rudd might be sitting on the back bench but Treasurer Wayne Swan and Communications Minister Stephen Conroy are still very prominently in the Government’s executive.
The Prime Minister’s persona as Gets-Things-Done Gillard will also be scrutinized.
The Opposition could attack Labor for being more interested in who might win the next election than in producing policies to help Australians. The Rudd emphasis on his popularity will leave Labor open to the charge that it is poll fixated.
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