For newly minted parliamentarians interested in building their media profile to doors, or not to doors, has always been the question.

For the uninitiated the doors in questions are the front doors of Parliament House. Each sitting day a gaggle of journalists guard the doors and throw questions at eager - or unwitting - MP’s and Senator’s walking through.

Attendance for the politicians is voluntary. If they want a shot at getting their mug on TV they chance the doors. If the risks seem too high, they scurry through the underground garage, safe but wallowing in anonymity.

When that most infamous of Danish elected officials Prince Hamlet first posed the question, “To be, or not to be, that is the question”, he followed it up with this explanation of his conundrum, “Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer
 the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
 and by opposing end them.”

New MPs face almost exactly the same conundrum, but for them to doors, or not to doors, definitely is the question. Do they chance the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune on the doors, or sneak in through the underground car park and give up the chance to be seen taking arms against a sea of troubles?

Luckily for the current crop of new MPs some genuine ridgy-didge academic research may help them to finally answer this eternal Canberra question.

Late last year some academics from Stanford University released a study into the effects of bad publicity. Using an analysis of the sales impact of negative and positive book reviews in the New York Times, they wanted to test whether or not bad publicity was always bad? Or whether (contrary to previous academic studies) the old adage that “all publicity is good publicity” might actually be true.

What they found should be of interest to any new parliamentarian pondering their media strategy, and better-known parliamentarians too.

The very pointed headed study found that bad reviews were bad for books when the author was well known, but were good for books when the author was relatively unknown. According to the study for well established authors “a negative reviews hurts, leading to a 14.5 percent sales decrease” but for books by relatively unknown authors, “negative publicity has the opposite effect: a negative review generates a 45.1 percent sales increase.”

Of even more interest to new MPs (particularly gaffe prone ones) is the finding that, overtime, the negative elements of the publicity fade a lot quicker then the positive benefits of raised awareness.

So what does all that mean for your humble first term MP? Simple. They should do the doors.  And when they stuff up, they shouldn’t sweat it, because now we know that people will remember them long after they have forgotten their stuff up. Of course for the better-known MPs the opposite is true.

Before taking this column at face value I would urge all new MPs to familiarise themselves with the long and colorful history of the Honorable Wilson “Iron Bar” Tuckey MP.

I opened with a Hamlet quote, so I’ll close with one. It’s from Hamlet’s treacherous Uncle, Claudius. It speaks of a danger that may not be a problem for authors with bad reviews, but is definitely a problem for new MPs who stuff up on the doors, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.”

Political commentator Lachlan Harris was Senior Press Secretary to Kevin Rudd MP between 2006 and 2010. Twitter @LachlanFHarris

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    • Tedd says:

      06:08am | 10/03/11

      To “sneak in through the underground car park” is to be “the chance to be seen taking arms against a sea of troubles” or not to be?  Could they be avoiding the chance to be adding to “a sea of troubles”, as Barnaby or Wilson often have, or not?

    • acotrel says:

      06:49am | 10/03/11

      The doors sounds like a golden opportunity for ‘carefully scripted comments’‘?  Or is it called ‘thinking on your feet’?  To bad if you’ve got a scrambled brain, like some we know!

    • Bris Jack says:

      06:48am | 10/03/11

      I thought you of all people would have included church doors.

    • acotrel says:

      06:53am | 10/03/11

      The vid clip is highly amusing. I wonder who votes Barnaby Joyce? He’s an accountant?

    • Gus says:

      07:40am | 10/03/11

      Let’s hear you work out the figures.

    • Skatman says:

      08:42am | 10/03/11

      ...amusing acotrel, surely you mean embarrassing? Was Barnaby involved in the 20 billion dollar black hole?

    • acotrel says:

      08:46am | 10/03/11

      @Gus ‘work out the figures’?  I can do it standing on my head.  It was simple mental arithmetic, and all that was required were approximations anyway. It’s easy to tell Barnaby has never worked in a job where he had to exercise his brain!

    • iansand says:

      08:49am | 10/03/11

      It is not that he got it wrong which is the problem.  It is that he was dumb enough to make the attempt on camera.  If he is going to make a statement about figures he should spend a few seconds with a calculator beforehand.

    • Jugg says:

      10:35am | 10/03/11

      You guys ever met the man?  Spoken to him?

    • James1 says:

      11:17am | 10/03/11

      I have Jugg.  Thoroughly decent and good fellow.  Not at all like he is presented in the media.

    • Jugg says:

      11:33am | 10/03/11

      Down to earth, understands the common man.

      Quite smart too!

    • iansand says:

      12:43pm | 10/03/11

      What you need in this business is sincerity.  If you can fake that you’ve got it made.

    • hot tub political machine says:

      03:33pm | 10/03/11

      Whether or not he is a good, smart bloke - the guy definately needs to work on his perfomance on camera; Might be a good idea to never speak to the media withoug preperation. I know I would say some embarrassing things off the cuff.

    • acotrel says:

      04:43pm | 10/03/11

      @iamsand.  I thought that John Hewson had potential, yet even he got done over because of his ‘bake a cake’ analogy! It’s a bit sad to think of what might have been!

    • acotrel says:

      04:53pm | 10/03/11

      @iansand
      ‘What you need in this business is sincerity.  If you can fake that you’ve got it made. ‘

      I just love that comment.  In one of my full time jobs, when the bull started flying, a few of us would just rise to our feet and walk out of meetings.
      On the way in we used to emulate Bill & Ben the flower pot men - pretend we were puppets!

    • BJ says:

      07:33am | 10/03/11

      I don’t understand the heading, to door on not to door? what does that mean? is that a typo? way to edit

    • TracyH says:

      08:08am | 10/03/11

      play on words…to be or not to be..to door or not to door. In other words…should I or shouldn’t I go through the door, or would it be better if I went through the car park. Was clever of the journo..it made me curious enough to read the article!

    • Ben says:

      09:00am | 10/03/11

      TracyH, BJ means that it says, To door ON not to door, instead of, To door OR not to door. Just a simple typo.

    • floyd says:

      09:10am | 10/03/11

      @TracyH - read the title again.  Pretty much ruins the article.

    • iansand says:

      07:37am | 10/03/11

      There is one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

    • Northern Steve says:

      03:41pm | 10/03/11

      I noticed no one’s talking about this one.

    • hot tub political machine says:

      04:27pm | 10/03/11

      Tut tut tut, and your not talking about the guy who originally said that either

    • Joe Commuter says:

      10:14am | 10/03/11

      Um…. thanks Lachie. Your time as press sec to Kevin Rudd was clearly so successful that now you are writing op-eds for the Punch.
      Are you seriously suggesting we should take anything you have to say on politics as real given the way your old boss was punted so quickly for NOT paying attention to the political cycle?
      Epic fail, old mate. Once a spinner, always a spinner.

    • iMitchy says:

      12:49pm | 10/03/11

      Ad Hominem.

      Ignore the author Joe. I thought the article made a good point.
      Given the results of the study and the benefit of hindsight, it almost seems obvious as to what the study results would be and why.

    • Lily J says:

      10:20am | 10/03/11

      To even the playing field, they should all be greeted with the same statement…....“Thank God you’re here”......after which they can improvise as they see fit.  (Sounds like a good idea for a TV show, actually).

    • K says:

      11:36am | 10/03/11

      Haha, it could be great television, especially if you brought in the extras who put loops in the story line.  Jazz it up a little post production and voila light political tv entertainment.

    • hot tub political machine says:

      03:36pm | 10/03/11

      Lily J you are a genius…....Barnaby Jouce on Thank God you’re here…..the ratings would go through the roof, the clouds and the hole in the Ozone layer

    • Rastus says:

      10:20am | 10/03/11

      Unless you’re attacking your own party, the only way comments “on the door” will be picked up is when you say something stupid or hysterically colourful. MP Don “alley cat on heat” Randall is an example of good “door” talent, and scoring regular national coverage for being the class clown.The downside is the class clown never progresses to class prefect, or head student.

      So backbenchers, if you’re reading this - if you’re content to remain backbenchers, the doors await. But if you think you might ever want more the underground carpark is proof that discretion is the better part of valour.

    • stephen says:

      10:47am | 10/03/11

      He’s a likeable chap.
      Unfortunately, I don’t like him.
      (Timon of Athens. Act 1, Sc iv.)

    • Rollo says:

      12:32pm | 10/03/11

      This would have more credibility if it didn’t come from someone who used to choose which backbenchers were allowed to do the doors - first termers only, where possible one male one female, different factions, different states - and then sit down with them beforehand to give them the lines.

    • hot tub political machine says:

      03:25pm | 10/03/11

      I seem to recall a study in Aus that showed some people voted for John Howard because he was the only politician they could identify.

 

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