Christmas is an odd time of year at Parliament. It’s a ghost town populated by a few grumpy staffers who inexplicably have to work and a few merrier journos who spend a rather long time at lunch.

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But with such merriment one also has to keep an eye out for the Government dumping the trash when nobody is looking.

On Tuesday night at 6:30 the Government put out a press release quietly announcing that the controversial Men’s Health Ambassadors program, of which Julia Gillard’s partner was the marquee signing, had met for the final time and was being scrapped.

This decision concludes what was a very forgettable episode for the Health Minister and the Deputy Prime Minister.

Last November (when this Punch writer was still a political reporter for The Age in Canberra) we were called to a press conference with health minister Nicola Roxon and the star signings of the Mens’ Health Ambassador program were unveiled.

Health being my round I wrote a relatively innocuous story legitimately questioning why the hair product salesman Mathieson should be in such a position with no experience in health.

The appointment immediately became a bit of a headache for Roxon and Gillard, but the real clanger was giving a guernsey to Warwick Marsh and Barry Williams as ambassadors.

Both Marsh and Williams had put their names to a document entitled 21 Reasons Why Gender Matters made which in the midst of spruiking quite sound reasons for the importance of family and marriage, made claims that included homosexuality was a mental disorder and that gay people were more likely to take drugs and molest children.

Roxon’s office immediately went into damage control and after Marsh refused to back away from the paper he was sacked. Williams was kept on but it was clear that the whole thing was very ill-thought out in the first place (to her credit Roxon bascially accepted as much).

What was supposed to be a debutant ball for Mathieson turned into a PR disaster that was promptly killed off on Tuesday night through a press release from Warren Snowden, minister for rural and regional health, not Roxon’s office the minister who proudly announced the program last November.

Another pretty ironic example of shamelessly sneaking out announcements at this time of year was the release of the Freedom of Information Annual Report.

This report was released by Senator Joe Ludwig’s office at 4:30 pm on December 22 with this straight faced statement:

“This is an important publication which allows scrutiny and transparency in the operation of the FOI Act, while also enabling the Government to monitor and identify key areas for reform,” Senator Ludwig said.

“The Rudd Government is pressing forward with its commitment for more openness in government.”

For the record the Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet granted full access to just 12 freedom of information requests in 2008-09 from 55 requests received.

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    • Wayne Hutchins says:

      05:08am | 24/12/09

      “The Rudd Government is pressing forward with its commitment for more openness in government.”
      This government is a contradiction in terms. Do one thing and say another.

    • DT says:

      06:14am | 24/12/09

      Another dudd!

    • Mother of Perth says:

      09:53am | 24/12/09

      In Government or in our private lives Christmas and New Year it is good reasons to get out with things that don’t work and a chance to start from fresh.
      So Kevin,Tony and all of us can start from clean plate.
      Being a smart Alec here is very low and cheep act to do.
      Love to yup more but still have so much to do before Christmas.
      Mary Christmas and good luck in New Year with you resolutions.

    • Old Clive says:

      10:52am | 24/12/09

      Yes Mother, that is what most birds do is cheep. there are a few crows around that squawk, but I am not going to name them as it is Christmas.

    • Aberford says:

      02:02pm | 24/12/09

      What’s beautiful Cowra done to deserve that?

      (re the unfortunate photo caption)

    • IT'S JUST ME. says:

      09:47pm | 26/12/09

      Ideas and manner of thinking between the NSW Ministerial individuals with a bourgeois ideology of modern politicians are all about power but choose to conduct them like power hunger Actors.

      Rather then getting on with the job of true representative government, a fixation of who should or should be the NSW Premier has developed.

      The ‘pick me, pick me’ ideology only focus seems to be the chosen job by the NSW government.  The argy-bargy between menstrual and/or menopausal, ,blokes and blok’ets has got out of hand.

      It is evident that the seat of ‘Premier’ has become the seat worthwhile fighting for.  It is the hot seat to grab.  If the challenge is not quite achievable for now (mainly due to pubic opinion), then use a stool pigeon to shield you, just as gofers do and get the job done as you wish.

        The principle established under CONSTITUTIONAL LAW, doctrine of implied intergovernmental immunities that prevents the federal government and individual state governments from intruding on one another’s sovereignty needs to be adjusted.

      COMMONWEALTH OF AUSTRALIA CONSTITUTION ACT
        SECT 107 sect. 18 s51(XXXV)  Saving of Power of State Parliaments
      - SECT 108Saving of State laws
      - SECT 109 Inconsistency of laws -
      When a law of a State is inconsistent with a law of the Commonwealth, the latter shall prevail, and the former shall, to the extent of the inconsistency, be invalid.

    • Leonid says:

      10:47am | 28/12/09

      The comments above by IT’S JUST ME about the NSW musical chairs premiers are most unfair.

      Every member of the Sussex Street government thinks they are entitled to their turn as premier, so they can all score a flash pension and a chauffeur driven limo for life.  Lucky taxpayers.

      And the comrades have only got 15 months left, so expect more puppet premiers on a regular basis during that time.

 

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