Update: As the Times Online reported earlier this morning, Gordon Brown has since decided to resign as leader of the Labour party. Here is the full text version of his resignation speech

What if you threw an election and nobody won?

Here's looking at you, Brown. Picture: Getty Images.

What if everybody lost?

That is exactly what’s happened in Britain where the only absolute winners from last Thursday’s election are the UK Greens who won their first seat in Parliament.

Gordon Brown’s Labour Party certainly lost. And for all the media talk of “Cleggmania,” the Liberal Democrats went backwards.  Even the Ulster Unionists, expected to bolster a minority Tory government, lost their leader. 

And the frittering away of what should have been a comfortable victory for the Tories under David Cameron leaves the conservatives without any real moral authority to claim victory.  All it proves is that the stench of Thatcherism still hangs so strongly over the Tory brand that they can’t even capitalise on Great Britain’s worst recession in fifty years.

It is clear that the result was a “Romeo and Juliet result ” – “a plague on both your houses” election, caused by the hangover from the MP’s expenses scandal.  You can bet that as voters entered the polling booths taking revenge for duck houses, moat cleaning and porn videos was at the forefront of their minds.

And thus, the grand old home of Westminster democracy, based as it has been for centuries on the two party adversarial model, becomes just another debt ridden European country cobbling together unworkable coalitions for limited time government. 

And yet, the type of electoral reform being talked about as part of the bargaining process to form a new British government will only entrench minority government.  It is the very anthesis of the Westminster system of representative democracy based as it is on single member electorates.  In fact, I am at a loss as to why Nick Clegg is so passionate about PR in the first place. 

All it will do is concrete in place the Lib Dems role as the third force in British politics.  Maybe they are happy to attempt to be the kingmaker for all time rather than ever having a shot at being king. 

But, I reckon, Clegg should actually be arguing for the introduction of preferential voting: a system that given how often his party finishes second in seats held by both Labour and Liberal would actually given him a shot at winning office. 

So while we all wait for the end of negotiations between the parties to end and a new PM to emerge, any Australian wanting an insight into exactly why the British people came to despise Gordon Brown and his government should pick up a copy of a superb new book on the history of the Blair and Brown governments by the Chief political reporter for The Observer Andrew Rawnsley.

Rawnsley’s “The End of The Party”, details how the New Labour vision of Tony Blair and Gordon Brown came to be traduced by one man’s continuing lust for power.  The book is a fascinating expose of the nefarious arts of how politics and government is conducted behind the scenes, and in the back rooms, as Blair and Brown battled for twelve years for control of the Labour Party.

Through every page of the book Brown comes across as a bitter, vindictive hater, scheming and skulking around in the house next door to the one he really wanted. 

From the moment former Labour leader John Smith died in office and Brown, his natural successor, gave way to the younger man Blair, the stage was set for a contest of epic proportions.  Even as they worked together to renew the old Labour Party Brown was obsessed with getting the job he saw as rightfully his. 

For twelve years Brown set out to compete with, and where possible undermine, his own Prime Minister.  Whilst Blair set out to deny, delay and at the end stonewall, – hoping he could stay on forever.

Even for Australians by now well used to the sight of a covetous (and somewhat personally unpopular) Treasurer lusting after the top political job in the land against a much more popular Prime Minister this expose of Gordon Brown’s assault on Tony Blair’s premiership will have even hardened political insiders gaping. 

The book resounds with anecdote after anecdote of this bitter behind the scenes war such as Brown and Blair delivering competing speeches on alternate days of the annual party conference, with Brown setting out a manifesto basically attacking his Prime Minister’s policies and Blair on the next day denouncing his own Chancellor.

Brown was the anthesis of a team player, a self indulgent, anti-social bully.  There is little doubt in reading this book that Brown’s thwarted ambitions consumed him to the point of madness.  Some Blairite supporters of course thought he was already mad, as in the immortal words of Frank Field telling Blair not to step down in favour of his Chancellor - “You can’t let Mrs Rochester out of the attic”.

Discovering Brown’s true personality through the pages of this magnificent work leaves one in no doubt as to why Brown’s tenure as Prime Minister was marked by political incompetence and misadventure from day one.  Here was a man who had been fixated on the means of getting the top job for so long that he had no idea what to do with it once it was his. 

And it’s no wonder why the British people have overwhelmingly rejected him despite the undoubted achievements of the government for which he was so long an integral part.

After Thursday, the era of New Labour is dead.

Rather than clinging desperately to the last vestiges of power, by doing deals with the Lib Dems to destroy British democracy as we know it, Brown would be better off making way for someone else.

That would allow a similar renewal of Labour to the one that he was once so much a part of.  Gordon, you’ve sat there too long, now go. 

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    • Adam says:

      07:45am | 11/05/10

      Should be 14 days to try for a coalition than a new election. If nothing can be sorted than why not just treat the Parliament as a coalition of independants, who select a leader who than selects his cabinet. Each piece of legislation can than be voted by conscious. These tend to have a better outcome.

    • stephen says:

      11:03am | 11/05/10

      Could be a legal challenge to these results as many could not vote, in which case, a new voting round is likely.

    • iansand says:

      09:07am | 11/05/10

      As the UK does not have a written constitution (apart from a few random acts here and there), anything is possible.  They pretty much make it up as they go along.

    • Randal says:

      12:27pm | 11/05/10

      That comment shows a very poor understanding of the Westminster system and the constitution of Britain, whilst not contained in a single document, is very effectively dealt with in such documents as the Magna Carta, Bill of Rights, Acts of Parliament and judicial precedent.

      What will occur now under this constitution is that either the Labour Party or the Conservatives will attempt to form some kind of Coalition government, the Queen will invite the parties with the best chance to succeed, should Labour succeed in cobelling together a majority coalition then they will govern unless a ‘no confidence’ motion is passed against them.

      Should this occur, the Queen will either invite the Conservatives to form a minority government, or if her advice makes it clear that such a government would have no chance of succeeding, dissolve the Parliament and call fresh elections.

      This is a very clear political process, and one that occurred in February 1974 when Heath attempted to form a minority government, upon the first ‘no confidence’ vote, the PM resigned and the Queen asked the Labor leader Wilson to form a minority government, which he did until he requested Parliament to be dissolved in September of 1974 which resulted in a 3 seat parliamentary majority for Wilson’s Labour party.

      In fact the UK ‘constitutional monarchy’ is one of the most dynamic constitutions as it allows it to constantly alter and change through Acts of Parliament, ensuring a modern constitution without the frustrations as other nations face when viewing what are in general archaic and inflexible documents.

    • iansand says:

      01:34pm | 11/05/10

      Hey Randal - in which act of Parliament or judicial precedent is that process set out?  It looks like it was made up in 1974.

    • Randal says:

      02:30pm | 11/05/10

      This process is set out under the ‘Royal Prerogative’ which has been constantly limited in law since the signing of the Magna Carta in the 13th century and is the process that is followed in the event that Parliament cannot function.

      Yes, without doubt, from an outside view the British constitution appears piecemeal, however it has served the nation well for centuries and it is also important to note that ‘hung parliaments’ are not uncommon through the history of the British Parliament and occurred frequently through 19th century - there also was a hung parliament in 1929 and the ‘unwritten’ constitution as it is known has been able to deal with this situation quite adequately - as it will do on this occasion.

      Whilst I am limited here in my explanation, the issue of securing assurances of support of ‘confidence’ by any minority government is critical as should the government loose the ‘confidence’ of the ‘House of Commons’ then ‘Royal Prerogative’ will be initiated.
      There is talk of binding the ‘unwritten’ constitution into a document, and as always academics are split on the need for this, perhaps not dissimilar to the feelings around the Republic in Australia and this is a policy of the Liberal Democrats as part of their reform agenda, however this process would require complete bi-partisan support which is currently lacking, and in my view sterilise what to me is the most vibrant and current constitution in the world.

    • marley says:

      03:03pm | 11/05/10

      Well, when the British government fell in 1974, there was plenty of precedent for what came next from its fellow Westminster democracy in Canada.  At that point Canada was on it’s fifth or sixth minority government in less than 20 years.  (There’ve been another 4 since, including the current one).  No coalitions - all plain minority governments.

      Each governed in Canada with the tacit support of minor parties until it fell on a confidence motion or itself called an election.  If the government fell on a confidence vote, it resigned, leaving the GG with the choice of trying to get the opposition to form a government, or calling an election (or, in one case, asking the original governing party to try again.)

      Now it’s quite true that Canada has a written constitution, but given that it has the same roots as the unwritten British one, I’m not surprised that in 1974 the UK took the same approach the Canadians had become so practiced in. 

      By the way, the best governments Canada ever had were the two minority governments of LB Pearson back in the 60s.  They pushed through more major social legislation than any majority government has managed in the 50 years since.  They also gave Canada its flag.  Just goes to show you don’t have to have a whacking great majority to get things done.

    • iansand says:

      04:21pm | 11/05/10

      Hey Randal - When did they pass this Royal Prerogative?  Is it written down somewhere?  This “confidence” thing sounds pretty important too.  That must be written down somewhere where everyone can find it.

    • marley says:

      05:10pm | 11/05/10

      I’ve always understood that, in the Westminster system, a government can fall when it loses either an actual “no confidence” vote , or any vote involving the budget in Parliament.  I suppose you’d have to go back to the days of Robert Peel to trace the written origins of the convention - but a convention it most certainly is.

    • Randal says:

      05:35pm | 11/05/10

      Thank you for your contribution @marley and such conventions have been enshrined under British Common Law for centuries and can be traced back to the Magna Carta, the Civil War, The Restoration, The Act of the Union, Bill of Rights etc…etc…

      Essentially in Britain the monarch initially held all power through ‘Royal Perogative’ which has been wound back through the centuries, by events and Acts of Parliament, through to Common Law.

      This is how the entire British system of justice and parliament was enacted, through development of time, and the ‘unwritten’ constituton as some would put it has come into being.

      Some who are fixated on the needs for a rigid document cannot understand it, but all involved know their parts and if there is dispute between the Parliament and the monarchy then the courts will resolve it.

    • Roy McKeen says:

      11:36am | 11/05/10

      It looks as if the not -so United Kingdom could get an unelected prime minister. It already has an unelected head of state (as Australia has too, of course). So much for the democratic tradition and the much vaunted Westminster style of government.

    • Mark M Aldridge Independent says:

      11:49am | 11/05/10

      I have seen very little reports in the Aussie media regarding the electoral fraud found just before the English election, like wise very little about the South Australian March election, here is a link to the update on the SA election, how about some info on the outcome of the some 50 investigations in England?
      http://www.markmaldridge.com/home_32.html

 

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