Today’s news that an Iranian actor faces a year’s jail and 90 lashes for starring in a South Australia-funded film is an affront to justice, artistic license and about 100 other things. It is, however, very good news for a certain K Rudd.

My approval rating should go up, up and away. Digital trickery: Simon Wright.

The man who was Prime Minister until he walked backwards into a very long scimitar has had a good week. Not since he confronted a jaded John Howard and his despised WorkChoices at the 2007 election has Rudd been presented with such a string of scenarios tailor-made for his popularity.

If politics is normally the equivalent of facing missiles hurled at 100 miles an hour, this week has been T-Ball for Rudd. First, he out-manouevred Gillard with the Kuta Kid, owning the news cycle and making Gillard’s phone call to the boy’s cell look like a desperate grab for attention. Now he’s got the chance to go into bat for Iranian actor Marzieh Vafamehr.

It’s what the people want too. Just look at the very first comment from reader Brook Kelly on the AdelaideNow website, which broke the story.

“Hopefully the family accept help and Mr Rudd is able to offer help. How tragic that Iran is not able to accept western culture like we Australians openly accept multicultural religions and the like here. Imagine jailing a woman here for wearing a burqa….”

And that’s just the first of countless comments in the same vein on AdelaideNow and other sites across Australia. People want justice in this case. And they want Kevin Rudd to be the man hurtling across the skies to deliver it.

Whether Mr Rudd has any sway at all with the Ahmadinejad regime is a moot point. Actually, it’s quite an amusing point when you think about it. A pandering, bespectacled bureaucrat from a close relative of the Great Satan is hardly going to cause Tehran to buckle.

Indeed, the very thought of the high-level lobbying lends itself to great mirth.

Rudd: Fair shake of the hummus bottle, Mahmoud. Let’s be happy little tahinis and let the woman go, eh sport?

Ahmadinejad: No.

What isn’t funny at all is the plight of actor Marzieh Vafamehr. While there is a valid argument that she flagrantly flaunted Iranian custom, and indeed Iranian law, in appearing with a shaven head and at a Tehran rave party in her Australian-funded film, there is no way any fair-minded Australian would condemn her to the ghastly punishment that awaits.

This is an issue both left and right appear to agree on for a change. With Australians united, the stage is set for Foreign Minister Rudd to don his Kevin ’07 cape and fly in and fix things.. Oh but wait, we all know how the smooth talk turned to dithering the last time the majority of us got behind him…

Rudd will be hoping he gets something even vaguely approaching a positive hearing from the Iranians. That’ll give him yet more immunity to the fading Kryptonite that is Julia Gillard.

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    • swatcha! says:

      12:03pm | 11/10/11

      ..he is good at flying , he can be that “fly on the wall”..

    • Vote often says:

      12:03pm | 11/10/11

      Digital Super trickery? His heads the wrong size.

       

      Its much bigger than that!

    • Erick says:

      12:03pm | 11/10/11

      The Leader of the Opposition, Kevin Rudd, ought to be ashamed.

      How dare he criticise Islam? RACIST!!

    • Kika says:

      12:14pm | 11/10/11

      What has Islam got to do with it? You can make videos in lots of Islamic countries without fear of retribution. I think it’s having a facist dictatorship at the helm that’s the issue ERICK.

    • Ghost says:

      12:26pm | 11/10/11

      @Kika

      Erick hasn’t let cold hard facts get in the way of his point of view and he’s not about to start now.

    • andye says:

      12:44pm | 11/10/11

      Erick - I’ve known a man who was arrested in Iran for being a commie. He and his wife were tortured in front of each other in prison. He was a kind and gentle man - an artist who painted the walls of kindergartens in Tehran for the children. A few years back he opened his veins in the bathtub and left us. Although his body had been free of the prison for many years his mind could never truly escape.

      I have also have friends who were sentenced to lashes for such terrible crimes as being alone in a car with a non-related member of the opposite sex or being at a party. The system being as corrupt as it is, the wealthy can buy each lash instead of receiving it.

      Iran is a beautiful country full of amazing generous people… and some of the loveliest women in the world. They live under a terrible oppressive regime. Look at the protests in Tehran recently, and the girl who was shot and killed. They want to be free.

      Its got nothing to do with Islam and everything to do with freedom.

      FREE IRAN.

    • fml says:

      12:45pm | 11/10/11

      The situation with the Iranian woman, is a perfect example to gauge the motives of people who post here.

      The iranian people hate the iranian regime, lets see who people here blame, the iranian people or the evil theocracy which controls their actions and perpetuates unjust punishment on their people.

    • Erick says:

      02:25pm | 11/10/11

      @andye - On the contrary, I think everything that happened to your friends is part and parcel of the Islamic fundamentalism that rules Iran.

    • andye says:

      03:19pm | 11/10/11

      @Erick - If they get rid of the theocracy Iran would still be an “Islamic” country. The problem is that the government and the religion are the same thing. Give the Iranians true democracy and watch the reforms and freedom blossom. The problem is the regime. Yes it is an Islamic regime, but what needs to be removed from Iran is oppression, not their religion.

    • Dave says:

      04:17pm | 11/10/11

      Wow, Erick gets to show his ignornance of Islam again, as well as his ignorance of Iran. If we’re talking about “Islam” Erick would that be shia islam or sunni islam - shi’ites being the minority and Iran being mostly shi’ite. Then are we talking Iranian shia’ism or the other shia’s (which are, in practice different). Then are we talking about the mass of highly educated Iranian youth, who generally speak several languages and would make Erick look a very dull boy, indeed - and who also throw great parties by the way: just not in public, or are we talking about the minority of clerics and their supporters? Erick and his magic generaliser gun at work again there. If it wasnt so pathetic he might actually be amusing…But interesting that he’s backtracked a bit - “part of the islamic fundamentalism that rules Iran”? Maybe, but then most Iranians are nowhere close to being fundamentalist, although nearly all are muslims. So, Erick changes his words while trying to give the impression he hasnt. I’ll take that as a confession that the first statement was wrong and dumb and I’ll give you a bit of credit for that, anyway, Erick.

    • Erick says:

      04:25pm | 11/10/11

      @andye - But the oppression in Iran *is* the religion. It’s an Islamic theocracy run on the basis of enforcing Islamic law.

    • Soames says:

      04:59pm | 11/10/11

      Is that a question about Islam being racist, or a personal affront about criticism of Islam?

    • andye says:

      07:24pm | 11/10/11

      @Erick - I have to agree with the comments by @dave. I’ve been to Iran a few times and I can tell you that the revolutionary true believers are the minority. Sure, they are a minority with a big stick, but the minority. This is more the case in Tehran than more rural areas. Some cities like Qom are more hardline.

      Meanwhile in north Tehran the kids are having underground raves. If both alcohol and drugs are illegal, guess which is the easiest to smuggle in? Also the population in Iran skews dramatically to the young. Something like 70% are under 30.

      Anyway, lots of those kids consider themselves “Muslim” in the same way lots of people who never go to church list themselves as some form of Christianity in the census. I mean my parents always said we were church of England but its not like we ever went to church. Even many that consider themselves more strongly Muslim don’t want to adhere to all those rules.

      The biggest issue for these people is the religious laws and lack of freedom. I talked to an older woman in a chador with someone translating. She said that she though the kids should be able to wear whatever they want. She didn’t understand why it was the law.

    • Robert Smissen Of rural SA says:

      05:12pm | 12/10/11

      Eric, critisising Islam is NOT racism, it is religious intolerance, get it right

    • reddragon says:

      12:06pm | 11/10/11

      And don’t forget the personal phone call from the Prime Minister followed by the obligatory press releases.

      Jokes aside, this evil regime should be opposed at evry turn. Pity the Greens and their buddies in the Old CPA are so busy with their BDS campaign to help out here.

    • Steve says:

      02:11pm | 11/10/11

      Hey, I voted Green and am more disgusted at the Iranian regime than any other on earth. The Iranian people I’ve met have all been fantastic and completely detest their government.

      To tar all people that voted Green with the same brush is like saying everyone who votes Labor is a union lackey, and every who votes Liberal is a north shore private school churchie virgin.

    • James In Footscray says:

      03:52pm | 11/10/11

      Reddragon, I’m not a Greens fan at all.  But I admire Brown and Hanson-Young for speaking out about human rights, for example in China, Singapore and Saudi Arabia. Labor and the Libs don’t dare.

    • Shawry says:

      12:21pm | 11/10/11

      I love that they have totally misread the public mood on the Kuta-Kid. Overwhelmingly comments have leaned towards respecting the laws and legal systems of sovereign nations, and this kid and his family have shamed us by behaving like knobs. This race to the scumbag vote between Julia and Kevin does so at the expense of the kid they are pretending to help. Without media and high-profile intervention, this kid most likely would have got a slap on the wrist and been released by now. Instead the Indonesians are forced backs to the wall to prove they won’t be intimidated by Aus. Well done - self-serving grandstanding and politicking for domestic purposes at the expense of the freedom of a 14 year old. Good on you both.

    • Mahhrat says:

      12:46pm | 11/10/11

      Good point, this.

    • Frank says:

      02:18pm | 11/10/11

      Are you sure? do you remember Chapelle?? did she get a slap on the wrist? and this kid has to face the fact that everyone in the Country and possibly the world knows that he is a drug addict (or pothead however you want to portray him) and was stupid enough to get caught in the Country with some of the toughest anti-drug laws in the world?? I think that more people should be asking where his parents where and why they thought that he would be ok alone on the streets of Bali with all the other cases of Australians being arrested?? especially taking to consideration he was being rehabiliated for his drug addiction? sound so innocent now? I have lost any consideration that this ‘kid’ is innocent and now with a slap on the wrist he’s gonna go the way of Corey Worthington (remember him, lol) and get his 15 mins before getting shoved back into obscurity

    • Shawry says:

      04:00pm | 11/10/11

      Frank, I absolutely condemn the boy, and his family, for disgracing themselves and Australians more broadly by his total lack of respect for his hosts, the Balinese. I despise that our politicians have chosen to further that disrespect by suggesting we can bully his freedom and for the public campaigns that suggest he shouldn’t be accountable to Indonesian law because he is an Aussie. That is disgraceful. However, for this sort of offence, had this not been turned into the Rudd/Gillard/Herald Sun Freakshow, he would in all liklihood already have been released and his family sent home with a “Please don’t come back”. By trying to make personal miles out of it, everyone has forced the Indonesians to prove they can’t be bullied. Their system is what it is and should be respected and allowed to run its course.

    • Reg says:

      04:17pm | 11/10/11

      @ Frank

      Is that Dave Chapelle you are talking about? “I’m Rick James b*tch!”

      As for Schapelle Corby, once the media turned the story into a full blown circus the chances of a quiet “fine”, as it were, being paid to make this go away were shot.

      Her lawyer basically admitted this (without actually saying it) and said the media and political spotlight on it scared the locals into taking a hard line approach.

      The rest is history.

    • Wickerman says:

      12:27pm | 11/10/11

      I wonder if Rudd (or even other politicians) realise this “instant action” sets a bad precedent? The precedent being, that if any Australian citizen gets into legal trouble overseas, the Australian Foreign Ministry will jump in & save them. What is the criterion for intervention?
      - Media exposure?
      - Nature of the charge?
      - Country where the charge is laid?
      - Size & location of the Australian consulate / high commission?

      I sense this trickle will turn into a flood as Australians visiting or living overseas use this as a “get out of jail free card” when they stuff up. Rudd (& the media) are setting unrealistic expectation, therefore the public will turn on Rudd if they don’t get the result that is expected. What tourists (& actors) need to realise - go to another country, that country’s rules apply. We can comment about the nature of those rules for ages, but they are rules. Reminder of a basic rule of law:  Ignorance of the law does not excuse. Even if the law is an ass.

    • Against the Man says:

      12:31pm | 11/10/11

      Well looks like one evil regime (the ALP) can communicate with another (Iran) and get some resolution.

      And Kevin please try to sort this mess out for less than a million of our tax payer dollars aye mate?

    • Frank says:

      02:34pm | 11/10/11

      Surely you are not comparing the ALP with Iran? who have murdered countless people and locked people up indefinately under Sharia Law? are you serious? That’s like saying well Julia is about as fascist as Hitler…your assertion is just annoying really, and grossly over stated…

    • Against the Man says:

      04:39pm | 11/10/11

      So Frank you get my point smile

    • neo says:

      12:32pm | 11/10/11

      I think it’s about time he went back to dance with Kerri-Anne, the stay at home mum demographic might forget about him otherwise.

    • Alex says:

      12:32pm | 11/10/11

      *Tehran*

    • andye says:

      12:33pm | 11/10/11

      “Rudd: Fair shake of the hummus bottle, Mahmoud. Let’s be happy little tahinis and let the woman go, eh sport?”

      Hmmm. I know this is in jest, but does the author think Iranians are Arabs?

    • Shawry says:

      12:49pm | 11/10/11

      Why would you ask this Andye? Tahini is traced back to ancient Persia, which is now Iran. And Mahmoud is the name of Iran’s president. What is your point?

    • andye says:

      01:14pm | 11/10/11

      @Shawry - Hummus isn’t really Persian. you might be right about the origins of Tahini, but it isn’t really stereotypically Persian now. The food references seemed much more Arab to me. I used to make a pretty mean Chelo Kebab so I do know a little about the cuisine!

      I know who Mahmoud is… he is a dim bumpkin in charge of a large country and military who is waiting for Jesus to return. So basically George Bush with a tan. raspberry

    • Frank says:

      02:24pm | 11/10/11

      ummm Andye…Mahmoud is the guy that has denied the holocaust as a ‘Western Conspiracy’ who does not accept the soverignty of Israel, and you say that he is waiting for a Jewish Messiah? sounds a bit odd to me oh wait are you taking the piss as well? raspberry

    • andye says:

      03:13pm | 11/10/11

      @Frank - You could google this, you know. He is absolutely waiting for Jesus.

      Ahmadinejad’s words: “All Prophets called for the worship of God, for love and brotherhood, for the establishment of justice and for love in human society. Jesus, the Son of Mary, is the standard-bearer of justice, of love for our fellow human beings, of the fight against tyranny, discrimination and injustice
      ...
      We believe Jesus Christ will return, together with one of the children of the revered Messenger of Islam and will lead the world to love, brotherhood and justice.”

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/dec/25/ahmadinejad-christmas-message

    • fml says:

      12:53pm | 11/10/11

      Ahmedinejad is a puppet, the real evil sit behind closed doors. Its the Ayatollahs that are the real problem.

      If only Mossadegh wasnt deposed in the 50’s.

    • Nic says:

      04:54pm | 11/10/11

      A very important point a lot of people miss FML.

      To think that not 50 years ago the USA and UK got rid of the last of the Persian Monarchs, someone who was while a tyrant at least making progressive steps towards democracy and peace…

    • Semi concerned Citizen says:

      12:56pm | 11/10/11

      So the Australian FM is supposed to intervene on behalf of an Iranian Citizen in Iran. My god that UN seat is ours…............................

    • fml says:

      01:10pm | 11/10/11

      “Hopefully the family accept help and Mr Rudd is able to offer help. How tragic that Iran is not able to accept western culture like we Australians openly accept multicultural religions and the like here. Imagine jailing a woman here for wearing a burqa….”

      How Ironic, thats exactly whats going to happen when we ban the Burqa.

    • Anna C says:

      02:49pm | 11/10/11

      fml, firstly we will never ban the burqa in Australia contrary to many people’s wishes because our politicians are too gutless to do so.

      Secondly if we ever did manage it, we wouldn’t be imprisoning women for wearing the burqa. This is not Iran and we don’t go around imprisoning people for trivial offences. Don’t go over dramatising things.

    • fml says:

      03:07pm | 11/10/11

      Maybe not imprisonment AnnaC, but the crux of the issue is freedom, the only variation is in the severity of the punishment. If both being in a movie, and wearing a burqa had the same punishment, a law for either would be unjust and against the fibre of democracy. That is my point.

      Why do you hate freedom so much?

    • centurion48 says:

      01:15pm | 11/10/11

      @Anthony Sharwood: I have not seen the film and suggest that nobody else here has either but I read your piece twice and I still don’t know if you are taking the piss or not. Perhaps I am not thinking straight. I hope it was a satirical piece, otherwise ICB.
      Is Brook Kelly for real? Quote: “How tragic that Iran is not able to accept western culture like we Australians openly accept multicultural religions and the like here. Imagine jailing a woman here for wearing a burqa….”
      Yeah! Like we accept somebody wanting to build a mosque in our neighbourhood, or using Chinese writing on their shop window, or being a Sudanese refugee, or wearing a burqua, or ...
      How about change the film to one about Thailand where the main actor criticises the Thai king. What is going to happen when the actor returns to Thailand? I bet it won’t be called artistic licence.
      So, Anthony, what was the point of your article?

    • Mickey T says:

      01:53pm | 11/10/11

      I think you will find Anthony Sharwood’s middle names are ‘taking the piss’. I would recommend not taking Ant’s articles too seriously.

    • davo of Thorneside says:

      01:29pm | 11/10/11

      The actor knew the penalty. The film people. What was their role? Are they guilty of aiding and abetting a crime?
      Why am I not caring about someone in Iran, nor Bali for that matter. You play with fire or Islam, you get burnt.

    • andye says:

      02:20pm | 11/10/11

      @davo - These are people who risked their freedom and physical well-being to get out an important message about a a nation who are oppressed under a theocratic regime.

      You are sitting safe and happy in your western country getting out an important message about…. apathy. Good work, mate.

    • Lloyd says:

      05:13pm | 11/10/11

      Well said Andye. Apathy is a terrible thing, “Davo”. Think outside the box, mate.

    • subotic says:

      08:25am | 12/10/11

      Have to agree with davo of Thorneside on this.

      Islam sets the laws. It’s not about what’s right, or humane, or even ‘fair’.

      @Andye, Marzieh Vafamehr was raised in Iran, knew the laws, and chose to break them. Regardless of “why” she chose to break them, the law is the law. Australians need to keep out of trying to impose their laws and standards on other countries. I don’t care if you think Iranian laws suck, and you can sure as eggs sunshine that the Iranian government doesn’t give half a fly-blown camel’s ass about what you think about their laws either. You are dealing with a backward thinking race of nomadic, inbred, tent dwelling misogynists and you want them to do “the right and sensible 21st century thing”? Where the hell do you get off Andye? I mean, really?

      Australian’s need to appreciate the fact that “our way” isn’t the rest of the planet’s way, and isn’t always the “right way” either.

      The world already has Team America - World Police. We sure as don’t need another.

      Close your eyes kids, or walk on the other side of the street.

    • Frank says:

      01:53pm | 11/10/11

      lol I can’t wait to see the new Moonface (Kev ‘07) see the resemblance??? on TV stating that he is going to make sure the little shiela is safe…he could say something like “Not one lash shall touch her body while I am Foreign Minister” or is Iran the big leagues and Kevo’s not ready to bat?

    • iansand says:

      01:55pm | 11/10/11

      Is she an Australian citizen?  If not, what is Rudd doing apart from generating publicity?  It is none of his business, regardless of what you think of the Iranian regime.

    • HappyCynic says:

      03:54pm | 11/10/11

      What about as a human being?  Are you really so selfish and self-serving that you’d ignore the plight of another human being, especially if you were in a position where you might be able to help?

      How cruel.

    • Q Bert says:

      04:22pm | 11/10/11

      @ HappyCynic

      But if she is not an Australian citizen why would the Iranians listen to the Australian Foreign Minister…?

      Is it because she starred in an Australian film? Lots of foreign actors have done that.

    • stephen says:

      07:18pm | 12/10/11

      What about human being(s) ?
      Twenty Coptic Christians get their lives cut short in Egypt by rampaging Muslims, and not a peep from our Foreign Minister.
      Are we scared of Muslims, or what ?

    • Kafir says:

      02:07pm | 11/10/11

      It seems my previous comment got flogged to death by moderators. (It must have been more than 90 lashes as usually they are very resilient). Perhaps I should have wrapped it in hijab before sending it in.

      On a serious note, I think some people are failing to distinguish some facts and circumstances. The Iranian actress is going to be punished in Iran for activity in Australia, which is not against Australian law. On another hand, the young Australian man, accused of drug possession has committed a crime in light of Balinese law. These are vastly different circumstances. Does Foreign Minister Rudd have a role to play in either of them? The answer should be yes in the case of Marzieh Vafamehr, as she has not committed anything illegal. The boy buying drugs should get 90 lashes from the Foreign Minister.

    • Frank says:

      02:49pm | 11/10/11

      He has broken a law in Bali that has harsher penalties than he would ever get in Australia, this is the same point…The penalty is far more harsh this has nothing to do with whether she has committed a crime or not, its the penalty for expressing her opinion in a free country by a despotic dictator, as ‘the crime’ occured within Australia of course Kevin Rudd could intervene.

    • Shawry says:

      04:05pm | 11/10/11

      Are you sure this was filmed in Australia? Part of the dispute and charge is about whether they had permits to film so that suggests at least some of it was filmed in Iran.

    • David says:

      02:21pm | 11/10/11

      Has the actress actually asked for help from Australia???

    • Frank says:

      02:30pm | 11/10/11

      Well is Aung San Suu Kyi an Australian citizen? no and well Kevo had to go visit her and he did publicly criticise the Burmese treatment of her…the Libyan no fly-zone? when has he really kept out of anything?

    • Eskimo says:

      02:40pm | 11/10/11

      If he offends the Iranians, he won’t get his coveted seat on the Security Council.

    • MarkS says:

      02:55pm | 11/10/11

      Lets send Krudd to Iran, one way ticket. The mullahs have got be of some use to somebody at least once.

    • Craig says:

      03:07pm | 11/10/11

      Does that make Tony Abbot into Lex Luthor (a highly intelligent political genius who fears and hates all aliens) or Doomsday (from Death of Superman, an almost indestructible being of pure malevolence driven by pure hate)? Both have a certain ring!

      Rudd has demonstrated his strategic capability more ably in the foreign ministry than he did as PM. This includes both his leadership on the global stage and in outmaneuvering his peers in the Labor party.

    • Utopia Boy says:

      04:33pm | 11/10/11

      Why the f*%k did this woman go back to Iran?
      She MUST have known there would be implications.

      Little sympathy here I’m afraid.

      Iran will probably drop the issue as soon as Kev starts using big words again.

    • fml says:

      05:41pm | 11/10/11

      Well, if she wasnt a citizen then she really didnt have much of a choice.

      If she ever comes back she would probably have a strong chance of gaining asylum. Then you would have people claiming she is an economic refugee. The threat of persecution is obviously real though.

    • You know it says:

      05:49pm | 11/10/11

      He’ll demand some specifiproxical complimentitude or by christ there’ll be reciprocavitations!

    • I think therefore I am says:

      07:10pm | 11/10/11

      All aussie journalists,all aussie television stars, all aussie film stars, all Liberal Party voters, all National Party voters, and all Aussie Men deserve three years jail and three hundred lashes with the cane.
      They are all guilty of crimes against Australia. Good on you , Iran!
      Keep the persian carpets, the persian pussycats and Iran soccer football world cup teams comiung to Australia!

    • I think! Therefore I am! says:

      07:13pm | 11/10/11

      can Iran also flog all Coalition Voters, All Coalition politicians, All Coalition Supporters, and All Australian Mass media with 1000 lashings of the cane and three years jail please? Somneone must teach them respect for Julia Gillard, Labor, The Greens ,And Labor Voters!

    • Gerry says:

      09:45am | 12/10/11

      Violence begets Violence, thats why Many countries enjoy war like Iran Iraq Africa because they get paid to kill innocents instead of starving.

    • fml says:

      09:59am | 12/10/11

      couple of things,

      Africa isnt a country,
      This isnt about war,
      Iran hasnt started a war for a couple of hundred of years.

      Its about an unjust religious theocracy trying to keep power and human rights abuses.

    • Mike says:

      03:39pm | 12/10/11

      I think the conversation between Rudd and Ahmadinejad is incorrect. It would probably go more like this….

      Rudd: (as what was said in the article).
      Ahmadinejad: o_O????? ........What? Get out of here!

    • Pepper says:

      04:50pm | 15/10/11

      Not bad at all flleas and gallas. Thanks.

 

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