These are the raw numbers for the female body image survey.
1. Which of these physical qualities do you value most highly in a woman?
A.) Pretty face 68
B.) Great breasts 8
C.) Nice legs 8
D.) Perfect fat-free figure 16
2. Overall, which qualities matter most to you in a woman?
A.) Appearance 0
B.) Personality 24
C.) Appearance and personality are roughly equal 76
3. Your wife/girlfriend has just had her hair cut or bought a new outfit. You notice…
A.) Immediately 56
B.) Eventually 38
C.) Sometimes never 6
4. This photograph of Sarah Murdoch featured on the cover of this month’s Womens Weekly. If you did not know otherwise, would you have realised that the photograph had not been retouched?
A.) Yes 46
B.) No 54
5. Which term do you think best describes the above image of plus-size model Laura Wells?
A.) Really hot 16
B.) Normal looking 58
C.) Overweight 26
6. Do you think women worry about their appearance…
A.) Excessively 62
B.) Enough 34
C.) Not enough 4
7. Your wife/girlfriend asks if she looks fat in a certain outfit. Do you tell the truth?
A.) Yes 48
B.) No 52
8. Which physical qualities do you think women value most highly in you?
A.) Handsome face 41
B.) Good physique 36
C.) Good head of hair 18
D.) Well-endowed 1
E.) None of above 4
9. Overall, which qualities do you think women most value in men?
A.) Appearance 2
B.) Personality 52
C.) Appearance and personality are roughly equal 46
10. How do you rate your own appearance?
A.) Fair to shithouse 58
B.) Pretty good actually 28
C.) Don’t really care 14
11. How much time do you spend on personal grooming per day
A.) Less than 15 minutes 88
B.) Less than half an hour 8
C.) More than half an hour 4
12. Do you think pornography is…
A.) Demeaning to women 26
B.) Harmless provided the women are of age and have not been coerced into participating 74
13. Do you ever look at pornography?
A.) Yes 78
B.) No 22
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