And so it begins, although it seems strangely anticlimactic.  The reason for that could be because of the two week gap between matches, which was the norm until a few years ago when International tours became compressed affairs so the Test specialists could be shipped off and the one day specialists freighted in.

Ricky Ponting used to be able to use the Monty Burns sports management method. Not any more.

Now we add the Twenty 20 specialists to the mix as well, so we’re lucky they don’t run the 25 days of the 5 Tests consecutively, or play a Test during the day and a T20 fixture at night as a double header. 

We used to enjoy the fact that five Tests took five and a half months to play during which time the players would play a couple of counties between Tests, get to travel to Scotland or Ireland for a couple of beers matches on a local village green and come home in time to have a week’s rest before the first Shield game started.

Another reason might be the weather forecast, almost ensuring the match was going to be a draw before it started, although I’m sure the fine weather that greeted the players, spectators and viewers was a huge surprise to all.  Additionally the pitch at the Oval, which hasn’t been the same since they sold the naming rights to a beer that no-one in Australia even drinks, has become a road. 

There aren’t enough pitches that give a fast bowler much joy any more, so to see the pitch that Devon Malcolm once wreaked so much havoc on become as flat as Gwen Stefani is a crying shame.  You knew that even though the series was well and truly over that the Oval Test would at least give some fired-up fast bowler a chance to settle a few ledgers after being belted around all summer by flat track bullies.  Admittedly the late flurry of wickets on Day 1 does open up the possibility of a result but a strong Day 2 from Australia with the bat and the series will be well and truly over by 4am Saturday morning (AEST). 

The emphatic nature of the Australian victory at Edgbaston tended to bring a sense of inevitability to the 5th Test even before a ball has been bowled.  Despite all the talk it was inevitable that Australia would name an unchanged XI as that’s the way the captain operates. 

Despite the claims Ricky Ponting has to be considered one of the greatest batsmen of all time, he never seems to have been truly warmed to or embraced as a great captain by the Australian public.  Some of that may be his fault, but some of it almost certainly isn’t. 

Part of the issue seems to be that, early on, his captaincy was able to rely on the approach C. Montgomery Burns once took as coach of the Springfield Power Plant softball team.  Mr Burns called out to ‘ring-in’ Darryl Strawberry, “Hey you, Strawberry!  Hit a home run!” and claimed credit for the tactic when Strawberry delivered.  Replace Strawberry with Hayden, Gilchrist, McGrath or Warne and home run with a century or a wicket and you get the analogy quickly enough.  It’s hardly Ponting’s fault that he inherited a team with such talent, but the end result was that his ability to lead a side where he had to rely on astute captaincy to manufacture results beyond the ability of his team was not tested.  That’s not the case any more.

It stands to reason that the replacements for the retired greats were going to be unable to live up to the standard of those who preceded them, at least in the short term.  Does anyone remember how long it took Australia to recover from the retirements of Lillee, Marsh & Greg Chappell?  Australia have recovered far quicker this time that they did then and from arguably a greater combined loss of talent.

Even bearing all of the above in mind though, the real reason it feels different this time is because England were on top four years ago so it was different.  They had a wonderful four pronged pace attack and they were expertly led by Michael Vaughan.  Not only that, they managed to win despite playing Ashley Giles in their XI.  Since then though, things have returned to what has largely been the status quo since Captain Grumpy’s team regained the Ashes in 1989. 

What captured our imaginations, and those of the English fans, was a competitive series in which England emerged triumphant – because of how unusual it was.  Imagine what would have happened four years ago had Lee and Kasprowicz hung on and scored the winning runs at Edgbaston (which would have put Australia 2-0 up after 2 Tests).  It’s easy to forget how close that series actually was.  This series, Lord’s aside, has been completely dominated by Australia.  I’m still watching it (well duh!), but I’m not glued to every ball like I was four years ago. 

When do we play India again?

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    • Dolly says:

      04:28pm | 21/08/09

      i think the standard of play has been very engaging, just not as dynamic as in 2005.

      Like a student who has been spoiled by being taught a master class for years on end, it’s good to get back to the shallow end - as it were - and watch mortals duke it out. 

      Mainly ‘cause you get to see more games where tactics & application play a part in determining the result; as opposed to JUST raw overwhelming talent…!

    • Kento says:

      05:14pm | 21/08/09

      Hmm, not sure I quite agree with this line.  It’s 1-1 going into the final Test of the series. What more can you really want?

      Have we been spoiled by one amazing series, and so all others will be compared against it? This has been an excellent series; it’s certainly had me captured.

      It’s interesting you call it dominated by Australia. Geoff ‘Henry’ Lawson has been writing over at The Roar that form indicated the Poms will win (http://www.theroar.com.au/2009/08/10/aussies-level-ashes-but-chart-suggests-english-win/). 

      I suspect after the first day’s play he may well be right.

    • dave says:

      06:01pm | 21/08/09

      You’re right, this series is strangely dull.  I think it simply lacks the characters that were present in the 2005 series.  Warne has been replaced by the impossibly boring Hauritz.  Stuart Clark, the supposed ‘McGrath clone’, is anything but.  Shane Watson at the top of the order pales in comparison to a fired-up Hayden or Langer; Kevin Pietersen’s flair and personality is also sadly missing from the 2009 series; and England is now led by a defensive, elite-schooled captain who wears his wedding ring around his neck.  Boring. 

      I’m finding the studio commentary - MacGill, Martyn, Matthews - to be, at times, more engrossing than the cricket.

    • Stefano R says:

      07:28pm | 21/08/09

      You’re so right. The cricketing world should be on painful tenterhooks just now during a 5th Test decider but, apart from the absolute tragic cases, it’s not. Test cricket is suffering a languorous demise. The game, like Rugby League, has been inflicted with too many loud-mouthed “superstars” as opposed to simply great players - wonderful sportsmen who weren’t focused solely on the almighty dollar but on the game, itself. The spirit was further diluted by the introduction of one day cricket, bringing the yobbos (+ Esky) to the game. And now we can’t get rid of them. Anywhere. Even at Test level.

      So what did we do then? Did we take any kind of remedial approach? No. We introduced the ( I think ) ultimate travesty - Twenty/20.

      I don’t know what it will be in the future but it just won’t be cricket.

    • Gareth says:

      04:42am | 22/08/09

      Without wanting to sound obvious - terrestrial television was showing cricket in 2005. Consequently everyone was watching and talking about it.

      Do your research next time Tony before spouting your great wisdom of the yobbo element.

    • Gareth says:

      04:51am | 22/08/09

      arrrghh I am the one who is wrong, did not see this as AU not UK punch.

      Sorry Tony, don’t agree with your article but cannot accuse you of not doing you research. Cricket went to SKY over here since the last home ashes and not as many people going over the top as before.

    • rob says:

      06:10am | 22/08/09

      Care to rethink?

    • steve parker says:

      12:26pm | 22/08/09

      I am completely amazed at how journalist predictions are always so far off the mark. Read this again Tony - Nostradamus you aint!!

    • Janet Barrett says:

      12:57pm | 22/08/09

      I think Ricky Ponting is lost - now that he doesn’t have Shane Warne to refer to for ‘captain’ team decisions, as well as on-field decisions.
      The resulting confusion/bad decisions have left him - and the team - without confidence, so overall, it’s not so enjoyable.

    • Tony Watson says:

      08:45pm | 22/08/09

      @Gareth - It’s a shame that cricket is exclusively on pay tv in the UK now.  I believe from what I’ve read that it has hurt the viewing numbers and general interest in the series tremendously, and that’s a real shame.  Fair enough if you don’t agree with me too.  It’s just my opinion.

      @steve parker - One of the dangers of writing a piece like mine during a Test match is that things can change dramatically in one day’s play.  that’s the beauty, and frustration, of cricket.  I stand by what I wrote, in that it was a comment on the series to the point at which I wrote it.  One great spell from Stuart Broad and some poor batting from Australia changed everything, but it doesn’t change the way things were prior to Day 2.  Additionally, I ain’t no journalist, just a cricket fan like many of you.  It didn’t stop me saying “D’oh!” though as the wickets started falling and I realised how this blog would start to look somewhat redundant rather quickly!

      Anyway, thanks to all who have commented.

    • Tony Hadley says:

      09:42pm | 23/08/09

      What’s Missing?

      •  Reverse Swing
      •  Gun 12th Man Fielder running Punter Out
      •  Punter abusing the England Coach as he walks off
      •  Minties to make the ball swing
      •  Warnie bowling for hours around the wicket to a right hander
      •  Freddie standing in the middle with his arms outstretched and nodding
      •  Binger standing in the middle with his arms outstretched and nodding
      •  KP having no idea how to play Lee’s short deliveries before tea
      •  KP cutting sick with Lee’s short deliveries after tea
      •  Pigeon tripping over a cricket ball
      •  Monkey Wicket Keepers (missing from all cricket in general)

    • Jason says:

      11:41pm | 23/08/09

      Here come the AUSSIES!! Boring, I think not Punter is slaying them!!

    • Quincy Jones says:

      07:21pm | 25/08/09

      I wouldn’t get too worried about the players in these teams. They’re all Gen Y and this time next year they’ll either being doing a completely different job or climbing some mountain in Nepal.

 

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