Is it cos he is black? Is it cos he is Muslim? Is it cos he is free?

You suspect Anthony Mundine would like to believe his immense unpopularity in this country is attributable to redneck prejudice against all these things, but the truth is simpler.

We can’t cop Mundine because he isn’t what he says he is – a world champion. Not even close. In the alphabet soup of boxing, he has latched on to obscure titles simply because other, better fighters simply didn’t know (or care) they existed. Claiming them as world titles is like getting into law at Bond University and telling everyone you graduated from Harvard.

In his quieter moments, Mundine must know he wouldn’t cut it in the US.  At 34, if he truly thought himself a contender, he would have already tried. His hero Ali was two years younger when he cut down George Foreman, the 25-year-old oak tree, in Kinshasa. Even then, the world’s press was talking about Ali as if he was a kindly old man with a screw loose. For some reason, we talk about Mundine like he hasn’t yet reached his peak.

Mundine doesn’t like to talk at all about the time he fought a world-class boxer. After 10 competitive rounds in January 2001, Sven Ottke from Germany had enough and iced him with a shot to the temple. Mundine was so flat and lifeless on the canvas we all thought he was part of the Budweiser ad. Like a kid once bitten by the neighbourhood dog, Mundine has stayed closer to home since then.

If he ever decides to contest a meaningful title belt, Mundine will likely face an opponent whose personal story is every bit as romantic as The Man’s. Kelly “The Ghost” Pavlik, 27, is the son of a waitress from Youngstown, Ohio. Pale and gangly, he looks more like REM frontman Michael Stipe than a pugilist, but Mundine couldn’t hold him.

If Mundine wants to be a world champion then sooner or later he has to fight one. In the meantime, he’s having enough trouble trying to stay on top in the second-rate Australian boxing scene.

Three weeks ago, he fronted up to Brisbane Entertainment Centre to fight Commonwealth Games gold medallist Daniel “The Real Deal” Geale, 29. A tough kid from Launceston now fighting out of Mount Annan in Sydney’s south-west, Geale very nearly got him. If you watch Mundine closely, he has a way of turning his back and head to his opponent every time he gets into trouble. It has the effect of forcing the referee to separate and the other boxer loses the moment. Geale’s answer – and it was the right one – was to simply hit him in the back of the head.

For the record, I think Mundine won the fight, but as usual any respect he might have gained was wiped away by the juvenile crap he carried on with during and after the bout.

There was the faulty tape around his gloves that kept coming unstuck and hanging loose at the most convenient times, earning him a breather mid-round so it could be fixed. There was the refusal to hold his opponent’s hand at the finish, as if Geale was somehow unworthy of his acknowledgment. Geale is now appealing the judges’ decision and Mundine has made another enemy when he needn’t have.

At Sydney’s Five Dock RSL club the other week, hundreds of fight fans packed in to see whether this would be the one to shut Mundine up for good. When he emerged the winner, the place cleared quicker than a nursing home on bingo day. They didn’t want to hear him talking in that silly faux-Kentucky accent he uses to mimic Ali. They have stopped listening.

Mundine is not “divisive,” because that word suggests opinion is evenly split. He has reached the stage where the public only turns up to see him lose – and you sense that time is not far away.

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    • Mark says:

      10:15am | 19/06/09

      One of the funnies videos yet.

    • JG says:

      10:55am | 19/06/09

      Got to admire a blogger who leads with the chin.

    • Jake Zanoni says:

      02:12pm | 19/06/09

      Strikes me as a blog post written by someone pretending to be a big fan of boxing.  There are enough little phrases to suggest you know what you are talking about but it all just lacks the knowledge necessary to be accurate.

      Mundine does need to pick up one of the more respected World Belts but to suggest that his one foray into this realm was Ottke is jibber jabber.

      Firstly, Mundine was widely considered to be in the lead before the KO.  There was debate from that fight on as to whether it was ‘just one of those punches’ or whether Mundine has a weak ‘jaw’.  Mundine has had a very defensive boxing strategy ever since that much is for sure.

      He fought Kessler and it was a respectable defeat.  Kessler was no paper champ either.

      A lot of people hate him, a lot of people like him.  I’m one of the ones that like him, but yep he needs to go for and win a big belt and soon.  That’s about the only thing you really got right.

    • Jaz says:

      09:49am | 20/06/09

      I’m not a fan of Mundine or boxing, so I won’t comment on his boxing ability. However he has a chip on his shoulder as big as Uluru, and a mouth to match. Unfortunately his mouth moves before his brain catches up. He was an angry young man, and now he’s just an angry old man. Getting boring.

    • stephen says:

      07:31pm | 20/06/09

      I want Mr Mundine to keep on talking. He’s already paid hisdues!!

    • Stephen H says:

      09:49pm | 17/08/09

      The expert said he could not fight, the same experts hailed Sam Soliman and Danny Green as champs. He has beaten both of them.

    • sick of listening to B.S says:

      06:56pm | 29/09/09

      He can fight, i give him that, but i would like to see him fight good boxers, not just Sam Soliman, (woopdidoo), Kostya will back me up on this fight some real boxers.
      He only beat Danny Green cause Green had to chase the wait, at least Greens fighting Roy Jones JR (now thats a real boxer).
      Remember Sven Ottke, knocked him on his arse!

    • Gangsta says:

      02:38pm | 22/03/11

      Strikes me as a blog post written by someone pretending to be fan of boxing.
      but inside he does hate Mundine like the rest of the Country…  the facts in this article are very wrong…  Mundine has beaten the best Australia has to offer in green and Geale ...  Kessler Rated Mundine’s Fight the toughest of his career..  But i think critics are the people who can’t do it themselves so they are jealous how anybody else can…  GO Mundine.. U will always b a champ….

    • coolio says:

      04:34pm | 17/09/12

      At least you admit he deserved the win against Geale, most haters are in denial about that. BTW boxers don’t hold hands at the finish, what were you thinking? Geale went on to win two world titles so give Mundine some credit for that win. He also dominated Green who went on to win a world title. Green was always a supermiddleweight prior to the Mundine fight and admitted at the weigh-in and post fight press conference that his preparation was excellent. It was down the track that he started making the weight excuses to generate interest in a re-match.

 

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