It wouldn’t be possible for two candidates in a leadership contest to be more damaged than Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard - and the joke’s on us because right now they’re fighting over what’s left of the carcass of the Australian prime ministership.

In happier times… Picture: AFP

This weekend one was publicly called a “psychopath” by one of his colleagues, the other was told by a different colleague the best thing she could do for the ALP was to stand down in favour of a “strong candidate”. Take anything said on the record and times it by ten for what Caucus members are prepared to say without being named, and we still have a week of this to endure before Caucus meets again in Canberra and has a chance to find some kind of resolution.

Both of them have proven totally incapable of running an effective office. Rudd has all but admitted he micromanaged and overworked his staff and ministers into oblivion. He’s had to acknowledge his issues as part of his I’ve-changed narrative. And the lack of discipline in Gillard’s office has in recent weeks been on display with crystal clarity. Now her camp has inflamed tensions with the release of the Rudd-swearing video and threatened to “unleash bloody vengeance on all of those who brought this vampire (Rudd) back to life”. These are not the actions of a crew hell bent on stability.

Neither candidate can hope for any sort of honeymoon period after a ballot.

Honeymoon periods are bestowed by voters in the Australian tradition of giving someone a fair go - a chance to pull their team together, inject some energy and some fresh ideas. Gillard’s honeymoon period after she knifed Rudd 19 months ago was just enough to win her a hung parliament. Hardly that generous.

Neither Rudd nor Gillard would qualify for this minor privilege again.

On ABC TV last night Mark Simkin said the numbers, which are still very murky, were falling roughly a third, a third, a third.

A third of Labor MPs are behind Gillard, a third behind Rudd and a third are undecided. And not just in the awwwww-I-like-them-both kind of undecided - they’re genuinely tortured over which of the two options is the lesser of two evils for the future of the ALP.

Backbencher Darren Cheeseman’s intervention in yesterday’s Sunday Telegraph was compelling for the reason that no matter what happens he’s done for. Cheeseman told Samantha Maiden:

There’s no doubt about it, Julia Gillard can’t take the party forward. The community has made its mind up on her. Certainly it would be in the interests of the party for Julia to stand down and allow the government to select a strong candidate.”

Cheeseman holds the seat of Corangamite in Victoria by a margin of 0.41 per cent. Realistically, nothing can save him at the next election. There’s no win for him in killing off Gillard, so he’s one of the few people who might be speaking out of something other than self-interest.

He seems to have the interests of the ALP at heart. It’s not clear what he thinks is in the best interests of the nation.

Steve Gibbons is much safer in his seat of Bendigo on a margin of 9.53 per cent.

Yesterday he wrote on Twitter: “Only a psychopath with a giant ego would line up again after being comprehensively rejected by the overwhelming majority of colleagues.”

Tweets like that usually get rapidly deleted, but Gibbons stood firm and went on to release a statement that said:

Any political organisation is bigger than the individual and the Australian Labor Party is certainly bigger than Kevin Rudd. Rudd took us to a magnificent victory in 2007 on a well established policy platform after the caucus rejected Kim Beazley as leader. However, his chaotic and deeply offensive style of leadership since then gradually eroded the goodwill that caucus had awarded him. This loss of confidence resulted in Rudd failing to even nominate for leader once the leadership was declared vacant in 2010. Federal Labor cannot afford to adopt the strategies of the NSW branch of the party in regularly changing leaders just because the going gets a bit rough. Being in Government especially under the current circumstance is extremely difficult and no place for prima donnas who have had their chance.

Some time between now and Tuesday-week when Parliament sits again and Caucus reconvenes, Gillard, Rudd and the Labor powerbrokers need to decide if either of them have any hope of clawing back a shred of credibility after a battle that is set to only become more bloody.

Because at present it looks like the war is all about spite and self-interest. No one’s even pretending it’s about the good of the voters. If these two are the only candidates, neither will be able stand in the PM’s courtyard and declare they lead “a good government that lost its way.”

Who would make the short-list for a Plan C is another post. But for now plans A and B are doomed to fail no matter which one prevails.

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    • Magpieboy says:

      05:23am | 20/02/12

      The Libs will be laughing all the way to the bank with this one.

    • Overflow says:

      06:01am | 20/02/12

      The biggest winner out of this is not the Libs but the kooky Greens.  If the country were to vote today unfortunately those on the Left would rather cew off their arm than vote for Abbott and will put the Greens first.  The result would bea tragedy not only for Labor but this country

    • Mack says:

      06:30am | 20/02/12

      The majority of voters want a new election - not a re-play of the current disaster that we have. Gillard or Rudd - it makes no difference as we are sick to death of the Labor government, no matter who is their leader.

    • Tony of Poorakistan says:

      06:44am | 20/02/12

      The real danger is that the ALP might sacrifice Gillard to get rid of Rudd by putting up a comprimise candidate that everyone will vote for in a show of ‘‘solidarity’‘. God help us if it is one of the trio of ex-ACTU presidents (Crean, Ferguson, Shorten). The country will go broke before the next election as they repay favours, give concessions to blue-collar workers and basically shaft the middle and upper classes.

    • gobsmack says:

      07:00am | 20/02/12

      If Rudd were a LNP mole it would all make sense.

    • Skip says:

      07:06am | 20/02/12

      It’s! Not a matter of laughing it is a shame that this country is being handled by unemployable idiots who have not done a hard days work in their life and spend other peoples money and wasted it.  It is a sad day for Australia that it has been handled the way it has been just to stay in Government!! Please save us all the embarrassment and both go!!

    • Rosie says:

      07:28am | 20/02/12

      I am a staunch Liberal supporter and not laughing but extremely happy that for a change someone from the media has written an article with some insight for the people about the murky mess we as a nation are deep in.

      Thank you Tory and totally agree it is now not about the interests of the politicians in Canberra, but what is best for the nation and the people these politicians represent.

      “Some time between now and Tuesday-week when Parliament sits again and Caucus reconvenes, Gillard, Rudd and the Labor powerbrokers need to decide if either of them have any hope of clawing back a shred of credibility after a battle that is set to only become more bloody.

      Because at present it looks like the war is all about spite and self-interest. No one’s even pretending it’s about the good of the voters. If these two are the only candidates, neither will be able stand in the PM’s courtyard and declare they lead “a good government that lost its way.”

      Good for Cheeseman and Gibbons for speaking out. Wilkie was another that needs to be congratulated for putting the people first and said that he owed it to the people so told us that in November he met with Rudd and they discussed leadership etc. A pity more of the Labor politicians aren’t willing to tell us exactly what is going on.

      There was never a ballot when Julia Gillard took over, perhaps that is one of the reasons we are about to have one now. The public will have the knowledge to who were the backers of the faceless men, the very people that started this mess in the first place.

    • Gregg says:

      07:57am | 20/02/12

      @Tony le Poorer,
      Billy the mum in law’s GG kid was never an ACTU President, not that it has stopped him from receiving some Labour cutlery and maybe the GG ought to check cutlery drawers too.
      He rode in from the west on the back of the Beaconsfield Mine rescue, Channel seven seemingly using him as a front man even though it is likely he had never been too close to any mine workings.
      You could gather that from some of the comments he was making that Koche would lap up as if he was an expert and yet they just showed his ignorance.

    • Ron E Coote says:

      08:11am | 20/02/12

      @ Overflow.
      The Greens have been exposed for the shallow, rank opportunists that they truly are. Nobody in their right minds would put more power in the hands of Doctor Bob and his commie cohorts.
      A vote for Greens is a vote for Labor, and vice-versa. The Labor/Greens alliance is one of mendacity and conceited complicity. This experiment is over, and it proves that these clowns should never be trusted at the levers of government until they run the broom through both their houses.

    • hadenough says:

      08:15am | 20/02/12

      How about a third choice? Anyone for Stephen Smith?

    • john says:

      08:26am | 20/02/12

      Labor will win the next election Peter Garret will be PM & Penny Wong his deputy.

    • Bill of Queensland says:

      08:50am | 20/02/12

      THIS is NOT the RIGHT TIME to be GREEN OR RECYCLING! Even the RED DOG cannot turn around the mess created by the RED HEAD! Existing consumer legislation covering defective products and products not fit for purpose would give Australian voters the right to return the product, the LABOR government, and demand a replacement. Who lives by the stiletto shall perish by the stiletto! Julia Gillard scotched the worm, but did not kill it. Who leads LABOR to CERTAIN DEFEAT will not matter! Changing the sales manager will not change snake oil into an effective cure! Kevin Rudd was the ineffectual leader during the Ocean Viking fiasco! Julia Gillard participated in the catastrophically costly Building the Education Revolution (BER), insulation and Malaysia solution. Changing leaders will not achieve anything! A CHANGE of GOVERNMENT is the ANSWER!

    • Mark says:

      09:02am | 20/02/12

      @Rosie

      Of course Wilikie’s statement had nothing to do with the Prime Minister telling him where to stick his threat after Harry Jenkins gave the Government the numbers it needed to do so.

    • Ron e says:

      09:08am | 20/02/12

      @ John
      What about Darren Cheesman for Labor leader?
      Does he have any baggage?
      You blokes are incredibly funny.

    • PsychoHyena says:

      09:38am | 20/02/12

      @Ron E Coote, and that’s why in some seats a vote for the Greens went to the Liberals/Nationals.

    • Rosie says:

      09:44am | 20/02/12

      Mark

      Sadly you and I know exactly what the problem is. It is a trait of every self serving politician. In this situation I was just glad that Wilkie said what he said, a better insight in the leadership squabble happening in the Labor party and that it wasn’t a media beat up like we were constantly told by Labor MPs.

    • Ron e says:

      10:08am | 20/02/12

      @Psychohyena.
      How many seats would that be, hyena?
      Labors two-party preferred score has always been helped along very nicely by the Greens. That’s my point, and you know it.

    • Ben says:

      01:33pm | 20/02/12

      Imagine if Howard were still leading the Libs. The two-party preferred gulf would be 70-30. It still amazes me that these imposters were the ones to finally beat him. Looks like the joke is on us eh?

    • PW says:

      01:40pm | 20/02/12

      Mack: “The majority of voters want a new election - not a re-play of the current disaster that we have. Gillard or Rudd - it makes no difference as we are sick to death of the Labor government, no matter who is their leader.”

      Ah yes another Lib with an identity problem. Do you always refer to yourself as “we”. And you might like to offer some sort of evidence that “the majority of voters want a new election”. I cannot recall any recent polling having been done on this matter. The problem here is that Liberals have a born-to-rule mentality and have only ever been able to accept the umpire’s decision when it has gone in their favour.

      Your chance comes in around 18 months. Until then, you will just have to wait.

    • Bruce says:

      11:47am | 21/02/12

      @Ron

      Adam Bandt is a Green MP thanks to Liberal preferences. A vote for Liberal is a vote for the Greens.

    • acotrel says:

      05:33am | 20/02/12

      Kevin Rudd is symptomatic of what is wrong with the Australian Public Service.  He has been a second division officer.  While he is competent, well intended, and technically competent, the recent videos clearly show that he is unsuitable to lead.  In his own words he has mentioned his inability t o delegate confidently, his reticence about consulting.  And the Youtube video shows a highly stressed man, swearing.  It is one thing to ‘lead by example’, but micromanaging and crisis management is the quick way to the heart attack.  He has had his turn at being Prime MInister, and he was kicked out.  Even if he gets a returrn bout, all his assurances that he will change and improve mean little.  The fact that he can list his shortcomings, means two things - he has had the management training, and disregarded it, or someone has put him straight about himself.  Either way he has had his go, and should not be returned to a leadership position in the government.  He is doing a good job as Foreign MInister - leave it at that !.

    • Brian Taylor says:

      06:00am | 20/02/12

      ahh acotrel, your poor queen bee is going to be kicked out of the PMs chair next week too bad lol, bet my grin is bigger than yours ATM lol

    • Bertrand says:

      06:11am | 20/02/12

      And why is Gillard any better? The disarray coming from her office over past weeks has to say something about her management abilities.

      These two ‘leaders’ are both equally responsible for absolutely trashing the Labor brand and making it unelectable for at least the next 3 terms of government.

    • Little Joe says:

      06:21am | 20/02/12

      @ Acotrel

      No ..... Rudd is symptomatic of what is wrong with the ALP.

    • onlooker says:

      06:35am | 20/02/12

      I respect your opinion acotrel but many Australian’s do not agree with you. Gillard weather or wrongly is perceived as a liar, that is instant loss of respect. Respect is earned, its not given out freely and I doubt she can ever regain the trust of many. Kevin Rudd with all his flaws did not lie to us nor has he deceived us, he does not speak to us like we are mentally deficient or backward 3 year olds, he is personable unlike Gillard. Many many lifetime Labor voters were lost when Gillard knifed Rudd , myself and my husband and family amongst them. While Gillard leads we will never vote Labor.I hope Rudd does challenge and if he loses I hope he quits. Revenge is sweet served cold.

    • TChong says:

      06:37am | 20/02/12

      agree acotrel
      KR has a “dicky ticker” , he aint short of a quid,  so why the hell would he want to lead a party in opposition ?

    • Mahhrat says:

      06:40am | 20/02/12

      You make interesting points.  I think Julia was an effective Education Minister too.

    • Anna B says:

      07:00am | 20/02/12

      Are you a doctor TChong?

    • MickyD says:

      07:25am | 20/02/12

      TChong only Rudd is able to repair the PR damage done by Gillard.  Not Shorten or Smith or even Crean.The ALP needs him and he needs them for his ego. He won’t save them from political destruction but he will lessen the damage done by voters. He is healthy and it isn’t about money. If you don’t understand this simple concept I suggest you read more on local politics before giving us a rather simple comment.

    • TChong says:

      07:41am | 20/02/12

      anna b
      can you recall Rudd going for some cardiac surgery recently?
      Mickey D
      your POV is valid, so is mine- so save us from your simple, ignorant arrogance.

    • acotrel says:

      07:49am | 20/02/12

      @AnnaB
      Rudd had a heart op a short time ago.  A look at your own mortality modifies your thinking !

    • acotrel says:

      07:52am | 20/02/12

      @Brian Taylor
      ‘ahh acotrel, your poor queen bee is going to be kicked out of the PMs chair next week ‘

      Is that a promise, an aspiration or simply a wish ?

    • MickyD says:

      07:55am | 20/02/12

      TChong your POV can’t be valid if it is wrong.

    • acotrel says:

      07:57am | 20/02/12

      @Onlooker
      Gillard might be perceived to be a liar.  But where did that perception come from - all the video clips about the ‘carbon tax promise’ were edited to cut her statement off short before she again expressed her preference for an ETRS.  In wonder why Tony Abbott hasn’t been labelled a liar, he has much more form.  Perhaps there is a bit of sexism at play ? The Libs grasping at straws AGAIN ?

    • Gregg says:

      08:04am | 20/02/12

      @Acca,
      You use competent twice to describe Rudd and then go on to talk about his shortcomings in leadership being lack of consulting and delegating.
      Such oxymoron stuff just as Rudd is.
      Just so you know, there’s a lot of foreign people he has insulted too so you could hardly say he is a good foreign minister just because he has been trotting around here there and everywhere which probably includes a lot of places and events in which Australia does not have any relevant reason to be involved.

    • PG says:

      08:14am | 20/02/12

      Actually the Rudd swearing video just shows why he is so much more popular with the voters than Gillard. Everyone gets frustrated and swears at times, people can relate to that. People can’t relate to Gillard. Either way this is killing Labor and neither of them can lead.

    • ToughNub says:

      08:15am | 20/02/12

      Oh TChong, your language is on the Pong…

      Looks to me like MickeyD put forward a considered response, that looks a little deeper that simply slathering a different POV as simple, ignorant arrogance. hmmm interest choice of words TChong - that would also explain your Coalition parrot blather mate.

      You see, KR may have a dicky ticker physically, however he has 4 attributes that may just balance off his very bad past form, which seem to be missing with coalition leadership today:

      1. He has real heart when the going get’s tough - as bad as he behaves often
      2. He has real gonads, real good old fashion balls - sadly lacking in the preppy coalition ranks
      3. He has intestinal fortitude (aka guts mate) whereas Abbott has chosen the dark path of hate speech and toxicity
      4. He has a real spine - not a wobbly, bendy, whip-around-with-the-daily-wind version that seems to afflict his opponents…

      So mate, balance those off against his very bad performance previously and he measures up quite well against the motley crew of no-hopers with have in the Coalition (wet sops and whiners), the Gillard Mob (deceptive and faceless backstabbers) and the Greens ( The Heads Between the Buttocks Party)...

      Simple , ignorant arrogance is a knife that cuts both ways Mr TCHong.

      Can I get you a Band-Aid mate? Stop the blood flow?

    • Peter Lougheed says:

      08:33am | 20/02/12

      Onlooker, you make the comment that “Kevin Rudd with all his flaws did not lie to us nor has he deceived us”.  I disagree.  To start with, he called himself a ‘fiscal conservative” during the 2007 election, then revealed his true colours as a typical “tax-and-spend” social democrat when he over-reacted to the North American/Europ financial crisis.  Then there was his “greatest moral challenge of our generation” routine which he abandoned when he was pushed by Gillard and, once again, over-reacted. 
      The guy is an empty suit who will make whatever noises he thinks necessary to get votes.  As is the case with Gillard, I simply don’t trust anything he says.

    • acotrel says:

      08:46am | 20/02/12

      @Little Joe
      ‘No ..... Rudd is symptomatic of what is wrong with the ALP. ‘

      Name one person in the LNP who can hold a candle to him ?  They are all intellectual pygmies beside him. It is why the LNP is a dud, do nothing party.

    • TChong says:

      08:52am | 20/02/12

      tuffnob
      yeah, whatevr you reckon
      i’m not baracking for rudd, i am saying from a purely healthy perspective, why would anyone want the job, specially if you have a medical condoition where stress probaly isnt recommended
      Mickey d
      no need for such low self esteem.
      i have no problem how wrong you are about anything.
      i have often read ( so know you do practice what you preach) and support your   right to be ill informed about whatever you choose.
      Moving along…,

    • MickyD says:

      09:12am | 20/02/12

      TChong I don’t understand your reply. It seems either you have gone off tangent or you have talked yourself into a corner. You would get more respect here on the Punch if you were able to admit you got it wrong, at least you be making a lesser fool of yourself. You want to move on like Gillard wants to move forward for the same reason.

    • EnoEtov says:

      09:19am | 20/02/12

      TChong works for the ALP so wouldn’t pay attention to any of his comments. He has a paid agenda.

    • john says:

      09:25am | 20/02/12

      @acotrel “He is doing a good job as Foreign MInister - leave it at that !”

      No he is not.

        In google search world news Rudd is number 1 . Dirty laundry for all the world too see and will now believe what Australians are really like.  What a disgrace, not all Australian citizens deserve this kind of publicity.

    • Ron E Coote says:

      09:31am | 20/02/12

      At the crux of all of this toing and froing about Rudd and Gillard is this:
      How is a change going to improve Labor’s stench of death in the polls?
      On one hand you’ve got a bloke who was that crook as a PM that he was knifed by his own party. Clearly not much has changed with Rudd since then, because he’s obviously still putting his own interests above those of his own party. On the other hand, you have another shi*house PM who basically hasn’t been able to get her story straight since the days of real/fake Julia.
      I think I know already how the voters of Australia are going to “reward” the Labor Party for going to such incredible lengths to provide us with their best possible candidate.

    • Rosie says:

      09:35am | 20/02/12

      acotrel

      Still saying Kevin Rudd is doing a good job as Foreign Minister while implying that Julia Gillard remaining as our PM. acotrel, for goodness sake put the interests of the people that these two Labor power hungry numbskulls represent as first priority.

      The vast majority loathe Gillard, the trust and respect for the position she holds has vanished. It hasn’t just vanished in thin air, she, the faceless men and the minority Labor government she leads lost it by being a self serving dishonest government. Good old Wilkie found out the hard way and now has become an Independent in the true sense. A pity Oakeshott and Windsor wouldn’t follow suite. They should rip up their agreement with Gillard. This will leave the Labor Party to deal with the matter in caucus away from the media putting the people’s interest before theirs.

      Rudd will be Rudd and is not to be blamed for the mess we are in. If Gillard and her backers came clean when they decided to knife Rudd, they wouldn’t have had the task of making out all was well with Kevin as our foreign minister. Gillard’s was desperate to remain the PM after the 2010 elections, therefore had no choice but to allow Rudd the freedom to pay her back for what she did to him. Unfortunately, the country and its people are the sufferers of this bizarre, murky mess we are in. The caucus should not have relented to Rudd if he was as bad as they say, instead they gave him the job he wanted and allowed him to slowly carry out his pay back plan.

      Personally, I think both power hungry numbskulls shouldn’t be our PM. Only a fresh face will bring respect and trust back for the position of PM, then will the people start listening again to how and what the government he or she leads.

      Please acotrel no more political scoring but ways of putting an end to this mess and having a government that will govern.

    • PsychoHyena says:

      10:02am | 20/02/12

      @Peter Lougheed, I’m sorry but didn’t the Liberals say that they were going to spend an equal amount of money to stimulate the economy? Or was that after the fact when they saw it worked?

    • Louise in Sydney says:

      11:02am | 20/02/12

      For those such as Onlooker who state Gillards problem is respect due to her “lies” , come on!  What about ‘Honest” John, renowned in government, both sides, as being a pathological liar.  THe man couldn’t lie straight in bed. 

      What are the never ever GST??

      Rudd is a sociopath, the clips of him swearing and all the media reports of him banging his head repeatedly against a wall because a press conference went one question too long proves this. 

      This behaviour is not that of a passionate man, but a complete nutcase.  He’s a failure and he should step right back.

    • Mr Dicky Ticker says:

      11:09am | 20/02/12

      TChong just because someone has heart surgery or a dicky ticker as you call it does not mean they can’t participate in politics etc.

      I’ve had 2 heart operations over 10 years ago and I have been running 3 separate businesses and my dicky ticker as you called it has not slowed me down. I get yearly check ups and I’ve got loads more to plan and look forward to.

      An off the cuff statement made in haste and you have lost significant credibility to say the least. Maybe you should stick to topics you are familiar with like the Wiggles.

    • Peter Lougheed says:

      11:28am | 20/02/12

      @PsychoHyena (at 11:02am).  Written like a true ALP partisan hack.  Quick, someone has said something mean about Rudd/Gillard!  We must make irrelevant comment about the Liberals!  Personally, I really don’t care what the Liberal’s position was.  The response to the financial crisis was a panicky over-reaction as was the guaranteeing of bank deposits.
      My comment was about Rudd pretending to be a “fiscal conservative” (his phrase), then outing himself as a tax-and-spend social democrat in his essay in the Monthly and in his budgetary measures once in power.  Either he was cynically dishonest in the 2007 campaign or he had a stunning conversion in his economic philosophy after being elected . . . . and I think we all know which one it was.

    • Babs says:

      01:03pm | 20/02/12

      The Public Service connection is an interesting one.He certainly doesn’t seem competent outside the protected workshop environment of a safe job. And there’s always been something about the man that comes across as deeply phony. What is really strange is the way ‘ordinary folk’ have really bought his TV persona as though this presentation of himself were the real man, when anecdotally he sounds like an arrogant nerd who despises the ordinary folk for our, well, ordinariness. Sorry Kevin, I come from Queensland, I know people who’ve worked with you, and you don’t really seem to be ‘here to help’, at all.

    • Ando says:

      01:38pm | 20/02/12

      TChong made a fairly simple observation.Get over it .
      I think the best possible outcome for Labor is to lose with Gillard and start from scratch afterward . They should never have removed Rudd but bringing him back now makes them look even worse

    • Against the Man says:

      02:10pm | 20/02/12

      Poor TChong Labor’s soon to be unemployed PR guy, at least now we know he works for the Gillard faction?

    • John the Zombie says:

      05:57pm | 20/02/12

      Lets set some things out for both acrotel and TChong. When Gillard knifed Rudd and took the leadership there was large calls by her backers to drop Rudd and put him on the back bench where he would be no threat. The reason this did not happen was the fact that there was going to be such a back lash from Queensland that the federal labor feared losing Queensland and within weeks the tone against Rudd changed. All of a sudden Kevin was one of the guys and he should be given his job back as foreign minister. Another example of Labor doing what ever it can to hold power.

      Now lets point a few more things that came out. Before you two start clapping your hands for Gillard remember this. Gillard was one of the MP’s who talked Rudd into dropping the ETS.

      Another thing I should point out to you is that Penny Wong stated in a TV interview that a carbon tax was the wrong way to go about solving climate change.

      Another and last point I want to make is to point out to you that China has told its airlines flying to in to and out of Europe not to pay the carbon tax. Funny about this since we were told that once we introduced it other countries will follow. So can you tell be guys, when is china introducing the carbon tax as well?

    • Gravelly says:

      05:36am | 20/02/12

      Gillard should give the people the final say on who leads this country! God knows, the Labor party has made an absolute cock up of it all. A double dissolution federal election would put the cleaners through the lot of them. Bring it on!

    • Nawrat says:

      06:30am | 20/02/12

      The only resolutions let the Voter’s decide what to do with the Marx Brother’s (Sister)

    • MickyD says:

      06:37am | 20/02/12

      You assume Gillard gives a crap about anyone other than herself. She is our worst PM ever and is actually getting worse each day! This historic shame she has brought on herself, Australia and the ALP must never, ever be forgotten! The Labor party is getting paid by taxpayers to continue this shameful behaviour instead of running the country? Enough is enough!

    • acotrel says:

      08:52am | 20/02/12

      @Nawrat
      ‘The only resolutions let the Voter’s decide what to do with the Marx Brother’s (Sister)’
      The ghost of Mr B.A.SAntamaria walks again - you must adore Tony Abbott ?

    • John says:

      09:06am | 20/02/12

      @Gravelly

      The Prime Minister already did. In just August, 2010. You lot lost, remember?

    • Mickey T says:

      12:15pm | 20/02/12

      @ MickyD - “The Labor party is getting paid by taxpayers to continue this shameful behaviour instead of running the country?”

      Strange comment MickyD.

      266 bills have passed this Parliament, compared with 108 in the first years of the Howard government, where they had a *clear majority*.

      This parliament is functioning well. This parliament is able to engage with the cross-benchers to make sure outcomes have occurred in the national interest.

      Naturally, rusted on conservative voters are unable to accept or see this, probably because their collective heads are too deep in sand.

    • Chris says:

      05:19pm | 20/02/12

      @ Mickey T… so the only thing you guys can hang your hat on is the idea that 200+ bits of legislation is better than about 100???
      I am just sick of that argument… it is beyond facile…
      Who said ‘more’ legislation is a good thing… in my book I would think less is better… we are grossly overgoverned as it is!  Maybe a govt that made up nothing new and instead just repealed stuff would be better!

    • LJ Dots says:

      06:31pm | 20/02/12

      Mickey T, this is the first Government I’ve seen where the volume of legislation passed is used as some kind of indicator of success. Have you actually read Hansard and understand what the 266 bills relate to.

      It’s not a scoring system.

    • cheap white trash says:

      05:55am | 20/02/12

      This weekend one was publicly called a “psychopath” by one of his colleagues, the other was told by a different colleague the best thing she could do for the ALP was to stand down in favour of a “strong candidate,

      What ,the best thing that this mob could do is to call and early election,because if Rudd wins his old job back,do you think this crap will stop then? NO
      It will continue on unabated,this time from Gillards side,so the only way this crap will stop is we have and election,the sooner the better,for the countries sake.

      Will they,of course not,you see its not about Australia and its people,its only about Government and the Labor Party Australia comes in a long last with this mob of Imbos,so now with the 2 ring circus of Rudd and Gillard about to go for round three in a battle of the Brain Dead we will sit and watch and wait to see who will continue to lead this once great country down the toilet.

    • Martin says:

      09:09am | 20/02/12

      @cwt

      Fortunately, Australia is a democracy. If you don’t like it, emigrate.

    • Rick says:

      12:59pm | 20/02/12

      @Martin
      Australia is a democracy…..please explain!

      Democracy means rule by the people.
      Oligarchy means rules by the few.
      Politocracy means rule by the political parties.

      What are we ?

      In a true democracy a la Switzerland only the people are sovereign with the legal right to modify via a petition their constitution or repeal or modify any laws via a petition, not just the political parties and the people IRRELEVANT.

      CAN YOU SEE THE DIFFERENCE????? 
      Shit happens and will keep happening for as long as we still stay what we are IRRELEVANT.

    • Esteban says:

      01:03pm | 20/02/12

      Martin. Fortunately in a democracy even those who don’t like democracy can have a say and don’t need to emigrate.

    • Martin says:

      02:06pm | 20/02/12

      @esteban

      I’m sure they’d be happier as foreign dictators where they can call elections whenever it suits them.

    • theinsider09 says:

      05:56am | 20/02/12

      At least Darren Cheeseman MP has publicly acknowledged what nobody else (named) in Labor could or would - that Gillard has lost the confidence and trust of the people, and that Australians in the whole have just ‘switched off’ her/their message.  In the long run, he has done the Labor party a great service which will lead to her overdue replacement, even though he will obviously be castigated and bullied within the party from this point onward.

    • Sherlock says:

      06:00am | 20/02/12

      The only reason I can possibly fathom for the ALP considering Rudd for another tilt at PM is that they are trying to decide who has been Australia’s worst PM since federation and before they have a final vote they want one more look at Rudd. When you consider that candidates for worst PM ever include McMahon, Whitlam and Fraser you start to understand what spectacular efforts both Rudd and Gillard have made.

      I have never understood the ALP’s lack of understanding on how the public feels about their leaders. They seem to live in some sort of fantasy world where they think the public will worship whoever they put up.

      Gough Whitlam led the most ill-disciplined, inept and corrupt government Australia has ever seen and when the public realised this they comprehensively threw him out of government the first chance they had. You would think that after seeing that the public realised that the Whitlam administration was so bad that they would even vote for Malcolm Fraser of all people, the ALP would have banished Whitlam to the boondocks and made sure he never showed his face anywhere near the party again.

      But no, not only did they they allow him to fight another election (in which again he was predictably comprehensively whipped) they still hold him up today as some sort of icon, completely blind to the derision of those of us who were there at the time.

      Now they are doing the same again by considering electing Rudd who, when he left office held the title as worst PM ever, as their leader again.

      Who are these people who think Rudd will make a good PM the second time around? I certainly haven’t met any. Do they really exist? When ever I hear somebody mention Rudd’s name something derogatory usually follows it.

      I would suggest that electing Rudd as leader again will only alert people to the complete lack of any talent whatsoever in the ALP

    • Mark says:

      09:11am | 20/02/12

      John Howard is the worst PM since Federation.

    • Maree says:

      10:03am | 20/02/12

      Paul Keating is the worst PM since Federation just behind Juliar.

    • jaki says:

      10:04am | 20/02/12

      @ Mark- You’re not the first idiot to say that…..

    • Dash says:

      10:07am | 20/02/12

      @Mark:

      Lowest unemployment rate in 30 years
      restoration of the nations AAA credit rating that Keating lost
      Repayment of $96billion in ALP debt
      Consistent surplus Federal budgets
      $27billion left to the Rudd ALP
      GDP growth the envy of the western world
      5 years of consecutive PAYG tax cuts

      And you think he’s the worst??? - lol

      Big statement, but no facts. Seems to be the ALP way. make the big statement and deliver nothing!

    • james says:

      11:06am | 20/02/12

      Howard years.

      Rule 1.
      Blame the ALP
      Rule 2.
      Blame the states
      Rule 3.
      Do nothing.

    • SimonFromLakemba says:

      11:45am | 20/02/12

      @James

      Rule 1.
      Blame the ALP
      Rule 2.
      Blame the states
      Rule 3.
      Do nothing.
      Rule 4.
      Use Muslims as political footballs
      Rule 5.
      The ABC is biased so stack it with right wing lackeys
      Rule 6.
      Losing the election buy votes with pork barreling

    • james says:

      01:32pm | 20/02/12

      Thanks Simon smile

    • Dash says:

      02:02pm | 20/02/12

      @SimonFromLaborville

      As opposed to life under the ALP:

      Rule 1.- If in doubt blame Tony Abbott
      Rule 2. - If in doubt blame Tony Abbott
      Rule 3. - Refer Rule 1.
      Rule 4. - Refer rule 2.
      Rule 5. - NewsLtd is biased so hold a socialist media inquiry
      Rule 6. - Losing the election, change the leader AGAIN!
      Rule 7. - Promise cheaper groceries
      Rule8. - Don’t deliver
      Rule 9. - Promise cheaper fuel
      Rule 10. - Don’t deliver
      Rule 11. - Promise a coast guard
      Rule 12. - Don’t deliver
      Rule 13. - Promise to save the planet
      Rule 14. - Implement a tax - (tell people it’ll reduce world temperatures)Rule 15. - Promise not to touch the private health rebate
      Rule 16. - Prove that’s a lie
      Rule 17.  - Promise Root and Branch Tax reform.
      Rule 18. - Refer rules 10 and 12
      Rule 19. - Make shit up - e.g. An East Timor Solution
      Rule 20. - Tax the big taxpayers more - Flood levy
      Rule21. - Handout to ALP lazy arses sitting on beaches
      Rule 22. - Tax the big taxpayers more - Carbon tax
      Rule 23. - Refer rule 21.
      Rule 24. - Reduce the tax base
      Rule 25 -  Put more tax burden on the people already paying all the tax
      Rule 26 - Redirect tax to lazy arsed ALP voters smoking dope
      Rule 24.  - If all else fails, blame Tony Abbott

    • Knemon says:

      03:16pm | 20/02/12

      @ Dash - A good accountant should be able to count to 27 grin

    • Vivian says:

      06:02am | 20/02/12

      Face it. They deserve each other and the Labor party deserves them.

      The government is dysfunctional and in turn was led by a egomaniac hell bent on being the boss of the UN who was and is prepared to torch Australia with UN approved policies so he can boast to his mates, spend billions in aid on his whim and ignore proper process. An individual who is loathed by all his colleagues and is only presenting himself on the basis that I can save your jobs - not I can help the country.

      It is now led by a systematic liar who does not possess the skill set to do the job and who is so overwhelmed has lost control of her own office, her cabinet and her caucus. A “leader” so weak she has given up the power and authority of the incumbency of the office of PM to a “psychopath” who now, without saying a thing publicly, has stolen all of her oxygen. A person that is lauded for being a great negotiator on the strength of giving people what what they want, when they want it or when she chooses reneges on the promise when the going gets tough. A person so stupid she agrees to that for which she has no understanding.

      These are the two candidates Labor is agonising over.

      We in NSW have seen this before with musical chair leasership being played out at a distance and removed from the voters. And we are weary of it. Queensland is weary of lying and deceit. The list goes on.

      They deserve this for the self created mess they have made. In all of this has anyone heard either candidate say I will do “insert whatever you like here” for the good of the country? I will give the people a chance to vote on the Carbon Tax? I will listen to the Australian people?

      No.

      They don’t care. They are indifferent. It is power for powers sake. It is whatever it takes. It is a disgrace. A pox on them both. I will enjoy watching them rip each other apart and the final victor having to deal with a vicious opponent being vindictive from the backbench.

    • abc says:

      07:22am | 20/02/12

      Carbon - United Nations - Tax, the first letters spell out what many think about this government.

    • Rhiannon says:

      07:59am | 20/02/12

      Absolutely agree with you Vivian! We have a PM who is an absolute embarrassment, who has admitted she knows nothing about foreign policy, has bodyguards turn up to defense briefings, cannot effectively manage the party she leads let alone the country, and whos idea of a good eco saving policy is to trust an economist with an environmental policy that she has sealed so tightly that 30 years after her departure the tax payer will still be paying to get out of it!

      Then again, lets save ourselves the thought process required to discuss the potential result between Rudd and Dullard, and lets just as the American’s whats going to happen. They seem to know more than even our own politicians do.

    • Liberal Lover says:

      06:03am | 20/02/12

      I am voting for the Liberals because you dont have to think or worry about policies and stuff.

    • ibast says:

      07:57am | 20/02/12

      Because they don’t have any?

    • Stiffy says:

      08:54am | 20/02/12

      And just think (but not too hard), everyone will get the chance to vote out Rudd at the election. Gotta be a win win for the nation.
      Wonder what all the cross benchers that actually prop up the country’s minority government will see of the change to Rudd.

    • acotrel says:

      08:55am | 20/02/12

      If you want to know their policies, just ask George Pell.

    • Reader says:

      09:39am | 20/02/12

      Nobody (from the dark side) likes a thinker,

    • Govt@FauxCitizen says:

      09:54am | 20/02/12

      @acotrel…and if you want alp policy go ask bbrown?

    • Wynston Cruso says:

      01:00pm | 20/02/12

      I seriously can’t believe that there are still fanatical ALP supporters out there even after the worst performance by a party and a PM in Australia ever. It’s no wonder that we got into this shit storm to begin with. I’m sure that the ALP’ers deserve Jules, but the rest of us who have our heads screwed on deserve a lot better than that joke.

    • Clive says:

      02:14pm | 20/02/12

      @wynston

      I seriously can’t believe that there are still fanatical Coalition supporters out there even after the worst performance by a party and a PM in Australia ever. Fortunately, not enough of you to have won an election since then.

    • Ron Vincent says:

      03:32pm | 20/02/12

      ibast you goose. It suits you to turn a blind eye to the debacle of politics in this country since 2007. You must be one of the 30%, along with alcotel and mates employed by the Labor Party to write your rubbish, who would still vote Labor. Go somewhere to a quiet corner and give yourself a good big uppercut. Hey, wait there, don’t use your fist, it still wouldn’t
      wake you up, use your left wing.

    • Brodo says:

      06:10am | 20/02/12

      Who cares? The Government is getting things done. This is a story because the media still haven’t got over the fact that they were caught with their pants down when Gillard first took over from Rudd.

      Poor, poor media. You missed it. Please stop over-compensating this time around.

    • Anubis says:

      08:16am | 20/02/12

      @ Brodo - Just what is the Government “getting done”?  They are dysfunctional, they are imposing new taxes on everyone, spending like there is no tomorrow (Australia’s largest Government debt - ever), engaging in class warfare, race baiting for political gain, overseeing the increase on the cost of living to the point where even people who are “well off” are finding it difficult to even meet the household bills, overseeing the destruction of manufacturing in Australia, sitting back and watching while the Banks seize control of monetary policy from the Reserve Bank, watching and doing nothing while jobs are being sacrificed by the thousands in order to employ people in India, interfering in the investigation of one of their own who is probably going to be shown to be a thief, embezzler, liar and general rock lizard. If this is what you mean by “getting things done” then I suppose they are.

    • Badjack says:

      08:18am | 20/02/12

      Very well said Brodo, I agree with everything you say. Unfortunately most people who know me think I am brain dead.

    • Angel says:

      08:23am | 20/02/12

      “The Government is getting things done”

      They sure are.

      + A carbon tax that nobody needs or wants.
      + More boats carrying more illegal immigrants.
      + The removal of incentives to retain private health insurance, therefore reducing the burden on the s**thouse public health system.
      + Unequaled financial waste through farcical ‘programmes’ like BER and pink batts.

      With this, and the continued cover-up of Craig Thomson and his fetish for union member-subsidised prostitutes, they sure *are* getting things done.

      Cue your boring and typical blame-shifting of Gillard’s failures onto a) the media (note how it was once just Mr Murdoch you blamed, but now it seems because Labor are truly stuffed, it’s all media to blame, even the sacred Fairfax and ABC?), and b) Tony Abbott (you’d think he was the king-maker himself, eh?). 

      Gillard and Labor.  Utterly and completely useless and irrelevant.

    • MDMConnell says:

      08:41am | 20/02/12

      a) Rudd has been openly trying to tear down Gillard for 18 months

      b) Wilkie’s blown the whistle and admitted Rudd was planning a challenge as far back as November.

      c) Both sides are publicly slagging each other off.

      d) Their OWN MPs are calling them “psychopaths” and “primma donnas”

      How is this NOT a new story??

    • Peter Lougheed says:

      08:42am | 20/02/12

      Brodo:  “The Government is getting things done”.  They sure are;  it takes real skill to organise a program that manages to cost taxpayers $680 on a set top box that costs $30 - $45 wholesale.

    • The Tealady of the Apocalypse says:

      08:59am | 20/02/12

      Yes Brodo, “the Government is getting things done”.  But, in the same way that my dog “gets things done”, it’s unpleasant, smelly and someone else needs to clean it up.

    • acotrel says:

      09:02am | 20/02/12

      @Angel
      ‘A carbon tax that nobody needs or wants.’

      The carbon price legislation was passed through the democratically elected parliament !

    • Tyr says:

      09:13am | 20/02/12

      Spot on, Angel!

    • Brodo says:

      09:26am | 20/02/12

      @Anubis

      “Just what is the Government “getting done”?”

      They priced carbon for starters. Call it a tax all you want, any carbon pricing scheme starts with a fixed price. The end result is an emissions trading scheme which Howard took to the 2007 election. Seriously this whole Juliar nonsense is far too simplistic and ignores the bigger picture; just the way Tony likes it. It facilitates a great one-liner but has no substance.

      “They are dysfunctional, “

      So dysfunctional that they passed a bill so that private health insurance is means tested. About time. Getting rid of bad policy, as the rebate was, is good. This is one example of many bills they have passed for the better.

      “they are imposing new taxes on everyone,”

      Everyone? I don’t think so. You’ll have to be more specific. The only tax I remember being imposed on everyone is the GST that Howard introduced. Good on him for taking it to an election. And don’t put out some tripe like Gillard has no mandate for pricing carbon. It has been on the agenda for a decade or more.

      “spending like there is no tomorrow (Australia’s largest Government debt - ever), “

      To prop up the economy during the GFC and it worked. Hundreds of thousands of jobs would have been lost without it and our debt is relatively fine.

      “engaging in class warfare, “

      The only class warfare going on relates to the rich trying to stay rich and the rich are winning. The private health care rebate should be means tested. If you can afford private health care pay for it yourself. You do not need to be subsidised by those earning less money.

      “race baiting for political gain, “

      Is this a reference to the Australia Day protest? If you think that you are deluded. There were errors in judgement that lead to a very unfortunate and dangerous situation. There was no political gain to be made for Labor.

      “overseeing the increase on the cost of living to the point where even people who are “well off” are finding it difficult to even meet the household bills,”

      We are in the midst of the GFC. Australia is only beginning to see the effects of it but on a global scale we are doing very well. Seriously stop whinging or go live in Europe.

      I got sick of responding. You took every negative thing you could and blamed the Government without any evidence or justification. Hello Tony.

    • Brodo says:

      09:54am | 20/02/12

      @Angel

      “+ A carbon tax that nobody needs or wants.”
      Carbon pricing has to happen and I for one want it. 
      “+ More boats carrying more illegal immigrants.”
      You say this like there is an easy fix to a very complex problem. What should they do Angel? “Stop the boats.”

      “+ The removal of incentives to retain private health insurance, therefore reducing the burden on the s**thouse public health system.”
      This never worked. All it did was subsidise the private health insurance companies to the tune of 4 billion dollars.

      “+ Unequaled financial waste through farcical ‘programmes’ like BER and pink batts.”
      The BER worked. There’s an independent report available. If you are capable of doing some of your own research instead of being brain-washed by Abbott’s slogans then I suggest you find it and read it. Incentivising efficient energy use in homes was a good idea. It was unfortunate what happened and should have been better managed.
      “With this, and the continued cover-up of Craig Thomson and his fetish for union member-subsidised prostitutes, they sure *are* getting things done.”
      Fair work has acknowledged it has taken too long but they are working independently. There is no cover-up. Regardless he would not be convicted until well after the next election so not much could change in the near term unfortunately.
      “Cue your boring and typical blame-shifting of Gillard’s failures onto a) the media (note how it was once just Mr Murdoch you blamed, but now it seems because Labor are truly stuffed, it’s all media to blame, even the sacred Fairfax and ABC?), and b) Tony Abbott (you’d think he was the king-maker himself, eh?).” 
      The media likes bad news because it sells. It’s fact. Unfortunately though Labor have not been able to sell their achievements well of which there have been many.
      “Gillard and Labor.  Utterly and completely useless and irrelevant.”
      Not so. Gillard has managed to get many important bills through a hung parliament. Carbon pricing, Mineral and Resources Rent Tax and means testing private health cover to name a few. The economy is going great and we’re doing fine in Australia.

    • RyaN says:

      09:58am | 20/02/12

      @acotrel: Robert Mugabe says he is democratically elected also, Gillard and him have a lot in common.

    • Brodo says:

      10:01am | 20/02/12

      @Peter Lughead

      Analog television is being turned off. Some elderly people do not have the resources to make the switch from analog to digital. Without digital television they are cut off from the most powerful (currently) source of media in existence. Are you suggesting we abandon these people and leave them cut off? And they would be. Especially in rural area which are harder to service.  Your $680 to $45 wholesale comparison is far too simplistic. You have been told what you want to hear and run with it.

    • Ben C says:

      10:33am | 20/02/12

      @ Brodo

      Means testing of private health insurance - could you please explain why you believe the rebate was bad policy? Just interested to know what about it that you particularly object to.

    • ZaSaMa says:

      10:44am | 20/02/12

      @ Brodo.

      “They priced carbon for starters. Call it a tax all you want…...” Thankyou we will because that’s exactly what it is.

      Your defence of the indefensible in terms of the Australia Day fiasco tells us all we need to know. “Errors in judgement”

      LMAO!!!!!!!!

      Rusted on much?

    • Anubis says:

      11:11am | 20/02/12

      @ Brodo

      Pricing Carbon - For what purpose? - Treasuries own estimates indicate that the price on carbon will produce NO reduction in the CO2 emission levels within Australia. The startiung price of $23 per tonne is excessive when compared to what Carbon trading around the world is currently paying. The compensation for lower income recipients was calculated at the price of $20 per tonne so will be insufficient right from the start, let alone when you take in to account the annual increases in the price with no subsequent increase in the compensation. The whole plan fails to stem emissions and fails as a wealth redistribution model (which is what it was all about anyhow). Every one will pay more for everything due to the compunding nature of the Carbon Price. Australian international competitiveness will be diminished, our industry will be crippled due to the excessive cost of power - industry is effective and competitive only if cheap power is available. The higher the inputs the less competitive the industry. As for alternative sources of power - nothing currently under consideration can provide base-load power, Until nuclear is considered this is a “pie in the sky” plan. Even the worlds largest manufacturer of Wind generation plants is scaling their production down and sacking staff - so all these new “Green Jobs” are pure fantasy as well.

      “They are dysfunctional,“ - Well, Yes they are. Every scheme this Labor government has attempted has turned to shite. BER - rorted mercilessly by union builders and State Governments. Scholls receiving halls when they needed libraries or Labs, schools being told that in order to get the new building they need to demolish an existing building, shoddy construction, unfinished buildings etc.  Insulation scheme - responsible for deaths among shoddily trained installers (not necessarily the Governments fault) and houses burning down - but the end result is billions of dollars required to remedy the problems. Millions wasted on other failed schemes including Grocery Watch, Fuel Watch, Cash for Clunkers.

      Dismantling an effective scheme that reduced the flow of illegal immigrants arriing by boat in order to score political points with no alternative policy ready. The lie that was “I now announce an East Timor solution” without even bothering to talk to the Timorese first, followed by Manus Island, then the abortive Malaysia Swap (Gillard as a lawyer should have seen the flaws in that one). Billions now being wasted on building and maintaining on-shore detention programs and ever increasing numbers of boat arrivals with NO policy to manage our borders.


      “they are imposing new taxes on everyone,” The GST actually replaced a range of Sales Taxes at different rates and in the case of goods such as electronics (PC’s in particular) the prices came down. The GST was taken to an election as a Key policy prior to being implemented. The implimentation was supposed to also include the removal of a raft of State taxes as well but the then State Governments (Labor) refused to take their hands out of the pockets of people. The Carbon Tax will impact on everyone due to its compounding nature and the wealth redistribution compensation scheme was calculated on a lesser starting price. Evryone will pay if not directly through price increases then through the loss of jobs as a result of the impact on manufacturing and jobs.

      “spending like there is no tomorrow (Australia’s largest Government debt - ever), “ The first stimulus was a required measure, the second stimulus was excessive. Please explain why, when during the first GFC the solution was to spend, spend and spend some more yet for the second GFC the policy is now to cut costs and services, force an artificial surplus (maybe) and rein in all spending - Which one of these approaches is wrong?


      Continued in next post

    • Anubis says:

      11:12am | 20/02/12

      Response to @Brodo part2

      “engaging in class warfare, “

      You say “The only class warfare going on relates to the rich trying to stay rich and the rich are winning.” What utter crap. The Government is forcing those that contribute most to taxation revenue to contribute even more while compensating those that contribute little or nothing with higher and higher levels of welfare. As for the Health Care rebate - they didn’t go far enough - the whole thing should be scrapped. It is an industry subsidy for an industry that no longer needs subsidising.  The private health care rebate should be means tested. If you can afford private health care pay for it yourself. You do not need to be subsidised by those earning less money.

      “race baiting for political gain, “ Yes the Australia Day events. Gillard’s staffers and union supporters did this thinking they would gain political points for their mistress. Failed disastrously as it showed that Julia had lost control of her own office.

      “overseeing the increase on the cost of living to the point where even people who are “well off” are finding it difficult to even meet the household bills,” Major increases in the cost of all household bills with electricity rising by at least 10% on 1 January and due to rise again with the Carbon Price implementation - people unable to pay electricity and gas bills, retailing plummetting because there is NO discretionary spending left in household budgets. Australia does not need to be like this regardless of the GFC - Government policy is directly responsible for a lot of this.

    • Peter Lougheed says:

      11:43am | 20/02/12

      @Brodo (at 11:01am).  The issue is not about old people being left to listen to ABC Rural on a vacuum tube wireless (although I do have to ask when the human right to digital TV was enshrined in the Constitution).  It’s about the government’s competence to develop and deliver a program and – here’s the important part in the real world – to plan a budget and deliver the program within that budget.  This was one of those programs that was just begging out to be rorted and - shock, horror, surprise – the costs per unit are over double what the government budgeted.  Who would have ever suspected that this government would stuff it up?

    • I hate pies says:

      02:10pm | 20/02/12

      Brodo; regarding the BER…actually, I can’t be bothered explaining to you what was bad about it. You’re obviously so one-eyed that it’s akin to banging my head against the wall.

    • Steve Putnam says:

      03:29pm | 20/02/12

      @ Anubis “...the government (is) imposing new taxes…”

      Howard Government tax take 25% of GDP.
      Rudd/Gillard Government tax take 21.75% of GDP.

      Makes a liar out of you mate. Simple as that.

    • Tator says:

      08:36am | 21/02/12

      Steve Putnam,
      only reason for the reduction in tax to GDP ratio is that under the ALP, company tax has collapsed, not that the ALP is a lower taxing government.  Company tax receipts have collapsed from $64 billion in 07/08 to $56 billion in 10/11 without any cuts to the company tax rate. 
      In addition GST revenue has collapsed as well as GST revenue has only grown by less than 1% per year which is contrary to GDP growth which averaged .47% per quarter since July 2008.

    • JennyF says:

      06:14am | 20/02/12

      Neither Rudd or Gillard are suitable as leaders and as soon as Labor acknowledges this the better for Australia.

    • Tchom says:

      11:28am | 20/02/12

      @ JennyF

      True, but I don’t think Abbott is a leader either. If I had to choose the lesser of all the evils, I’d probably say Malcolm Turnbull. He’s probably a more attractive prospect for moderate voters

    • Michael Fitzpatrick says:

      06:23am | 20/02/12

      Spot on Gravelly, the alternative if Kevin is sserious would be for him to resign from the Labor Party and move to the cross benches were he could really screw Gillard by voting with the coalition.

    • Labor is Toxic says:

      06:24am | 20/02/12

      @ Gravelly

      Sorry but a DD will never happen. Labor, as well as Oakeshot and Windsor, would rather witness this blight on Australia’s Political History continue rather have a DD

    • Trevor H says:

      06:26am | 20/02/12

      This leadership rubbish in this ridiculous Labor Party is getting people down every time you turn on the TV or pick up a paper you read about these unwanted idiots and what they are doing to survive in politics .The Labor party used to be respected as the party for the worker but now even the workers have had enough the people have had enough they have lost all respect for RUDD and especially GILLARD why don,t they take the hint and just go

    • Bob_M says:

      06:33am | 20/02/12

      We all remember the huge support the media gave Labor to oust John Howard. We went from stable fiscally responsible Government to this rabble. Just when you think it couldn’t get any worse it does! And sections of the media are still trying to shore up Labor. Pathetic.

    • Jason Smithurst says:

      08:07am | 20/02/12

      Agreed! I hope all the morons that voted out Howard because it was “time for a change” have long memorys next time they think about voting out a stable Liberal government.
      Unfortunately they wont though.

    • I hate pies says:

      02:12pm | 20/02/12

      Yeah sorry about that, won’t happen again

    • MK says:

      02:20pm | 20/02/12

      Proposed Liberal budget would have ended in a Deficit anyway

      Grow Up

      Its called the Econonomy,

      Autralia may be an island,
      but funnily enough there’s almost a whole world out there
      And Australai is just a small peice of flotsam flaoting in the world economy

    • SteveKAG says:

      06:41am | 20/02/12

      I hope they do go back to Kevin Dudd, it will shore up the next election for us, any hesitance in the comminuty in general will vanish with this one action.

      Neither of these buffoons are good leaders, oen is a very smart person that seems to have personal issues, the other is patheitic in terms of how she manages anything.

      This is by far the worst period in our countries politicial history, 2007 - right through to now.

      We need to get back into power and wind back these wasterful programs the government is putting in place (Carbon tax) etc….One thing i really want to get happening is to reduce the noise and power of Bob Brown…..I can’t stand him and his party should have been a great 3rd party but they took the easy option and are just filled with Labor rejects.

      Go Libs

    • TimB says:

      06:41am | 20/02/12

      Now the above can’t possibly be true. It must be a News Ltd plot. I bet the journalists totally paid off those Labor pollies to say those things.  And I’m sure that if you do a little digging, you’ll find that Tony Abbott asked them to do it, acting on secret orders from the Vatican, passed on via George Pell.

      I know I’m right, because this is what I’ve been told constantly on this site by ALP supporters. And when have they ever been wrong? smile

    • Anubis says:

      08:23am | 20/02/12

      But @TimB - It’s because we are all sexist - Bob Brown told us that - and really, he couldn’t be wrong could he?

    • SimonFromLakemba says:

      08:35am | 20/02/12

      Simon Benson/Gemma Jones have been beating it up for the last 1.5 years, anything can be found true when you stick with it for long enough. Had to laugh though when Vivian posts a link the a News Ltd ‘editorial’ below.

      “And I’m sure that if you do a little digging, you’ll find that Tony Abbott asked them to do it, acting on secret orders from the Vatican, passed on via George Pell.”

      Ask Erick, he can follow it up along with the ABC question.

      “I know I’m right, because this is what I’ve been told constantly on this site by ALP supporters. And when have they ever been wrong?”

      Lol come on mate, there are barely of us on here and we all know the conservatives on here are never wrong, even if they are they’ll change the wording or never admit it.

    • TimB says:

      08:40am | 20/02/12

      *Snicker* Yes I saw that. The Wilkie stuff especially is gold.

      And yes, you’re quite right Anubis, I completely forgot about the sexism thing.

      The deep loathing I feel for Gillard can only be explained by the fact that she is a woman. In a similar vein, I detest Rudd simply because he is a man.

      I discriminate against anyone with a gender, like some sort of super sexist.  Bob Brown is safe though, because he’s an anti-human alien monster who has no gender.

    • TimB says:

      09:36am | 20/02/12

      No slight intended on you Simon. You’re one of the good ones wink .

      But there are some ALP supporters on here who you truly do have to wonder if they live in the same world as the rest of us. It goes beyond mere difference of opinion & spills over into severe psychotic delusion.

      Just look at James’s post down below. He STILL believes this is all imaginary. There comes a point when you cannot deny that which is as plain as day. Yet still they persist. It’s ludicrous.

    • SimonFromLakemba says:

      11:53am | 20/02/12

      @TimB

      Yes, there will also be those people, whether it’s in the media or general plebs like us.

    • thatmosis says:

      06:47am | 20/02/12

      It really doesnt matter who is in “charge ” of the Labor party, Bob Brown and his idiots still technically run this country. As for changing leader, what a joke. You have several choices, back Gillard who is absolutely toxic in the eyes of the voters, re elect Rudd who we have already seen is incompetant or eoect someone else who will be white anted by both Joolia and Rudd together. The best thing, call a double dissolution and get rid of the dead wood once and for all, Labor, the Greens and certainly the Independants who were the main cause of this incompetant Government in the first place.

    • Gratuitous Adviser says:

      07:50am | 20/02/12

      Hypothetical?
      - Result from this current kerfuffle is a number of disenchanted ALP parliamentarians resign / bi-election and Coalition wins seat/s.
      - PM loses a vote in the House and therefore confidence.
      - PM resigns and Abbott asked to form government by the GG as he has a majority in the House (but not the Senate because of the Greens).  Abbott and LNP Governemnt appointed.
      - Abbott creates situation for double dissolution.
      - Double dissolution threatens Greens
      - “Dry” Conservative Government for a generation. 

      Have I missed something??

      Gee, that political move in June 2010 really worked, eh.

    • Richo says:

      08:14am | 20/02/12

      Bulldust!

      The NSW Right run this bloody country and don’t you forget it or we’ll send someone around to saw your legs off.

    • Labor is UnAustralian says:

      09:17am | 20/02/12

      Richo, you could not be more right in your statement. Thugs would be too nice a term.

    • Mahhrat says:

      06:47am | 20/02/12

      Alcotrel made some points regarding the Public Service that, as a public servant, I’d like to expand on, particularly relating to “delegation”.

      One of the big pushes in most PS offices is to make themselves “employers of choice” yet their actions result in anything but occurring.

      We have some incredibly talented people who are hamstrung by exactly the kind of micromanaged risk-avoidance Acotrel refers to above.  It ends up with what would be efficient, easy systems made unbearably complicated. 

      It’s all because of one central theme that, I think, Julia & Kevin have also fallen prey to:  being promoted beyond their level of competence.

      Kevin seems to be a very effective Foreign Minister (leaving aside that he wants that UN post or whatever for the moment, there seems to be reasonable consenus that he’s effective in that role).  Similarly, everything I’ve read suggests Julia was a great Education Minister.

      I think that, as many are saying, neither are PM material.  I am working at a relatively low level at the moment because I know that my leadership “style” (more authoritarian and direct than most) is not compatible with work in the Public Service.  That’s fine:  I’ll work on that and then take back leadership roles.

      But that takes a lot to admit.  For people used to success and with the egos to match?  That must be almost impossible to admit.  I’m interested in Kevin having another go exactly because he had to admit he screwed it up the first time - for a man with such obvious ego, that must have been incredibly hard to say.  Perhaps it changed him.

      Having said all that, the ALP are so far gone right now they are the quintissential ‘raw prawn’.  LNP will win in 2013, the only question is the margin.

      My prediction?  Kevin will be leader by March 10, and will engage in the biggest mass-sacking of MPs in Australia’s history.

    • Gratuitous Adviser says:

      07:27am | 20/02/12

      Mahhrat
      You touched on an area that I feel disadvantages Australia and that is the prevalence of the “Peter Principle” in Ministers because they can only be chosen for the parliamentary gene pool.  I like the American system where the President appoints his ministry from whatever source he feels will do the best job.  It is not uncommon in the US system for the same Secretary to be appointed by successive Presidents even though they are politically opposed.

    • SimonFromLakemba says:

      08:42am | 20/02/12

      Problem is when he sacks them where are the new people going to come from?

      Not sure you can ‘sack’ MPs? don’t they just delegate them to some lowly portfolio and eventually retire?

      Rudd had his shot and screwed it up, he tied himself to the climate change bandwagon and lost. If he used some logical perspective during his first term he would of been a 2 term PM minimum, instead we are where we are now.

    • David says:

      06:55am | 20/02/12

      As you say, Rudd is no leader of men and Gillard is too comfortable with manipulating allies and walking away from agreements while pleading ‘I have no recollection’. That makes neither of them PM material and for a third candidate to step forward now would look desperate. I wish they would just call an election rather than drag this out through into 2013. It might help the Labor beancounters to stop reading online comments and monthly Newspolls and start concentrating on their achievements.

    • Against the Man says:

      02:13pm | 20/02/12

      Labor is going to hold on. Might be their last chance at a federal level for the next 15 years if the party doesn’t implode smile

    • Rhubarb says:

      07:00am | 20/02/12

      If Kev and Julia are our only two choices I vote Nationals. Their behaviour is abominable. My 5 yo grand son is better behaved.
      Labour are not likely to get in next year, so what are they squabbling about?
      GG should do her job, oh thats right she was put there by…guess who? Julia. SIL Bill Shorten is keeping this lot protected, in my eyes thats just as bad as the other two.
      As for Brodos comment getting what done exactly? More costs, Flood tax cause the Labour premier of Qld thought it not necessary to have infrastructure Insurance, carbon tax, pay rise for pollies, whilst cutting basic hospital, and policing, higher food, electricity, water groceries, give me time and I’m sure I’ll think of some more. The money left over from the Howard government was there cause they wouldn’t spend money on infrastructure.
      Most of these nose in troughs from ALL parties need tossing out.

    • Number Cruncher says:

      08:10am | 20/02/12

      @ Rhubarb, infrastructure spending is the responsibility of the state governments.  Guess which party was in control of the states during Howard’s reign?  Where has all the money gone and what is there to show for it i wonder?

    • james says:

      09:16am | 20/02/12

      Federal roads are a federal responsibility, good to see howards lies still being peddled.

    • Rhubarb says:

      10:21am | 20/02/12

      Well there ya go, learn something new everyday. Thank you. But I still stand that they all need tossing.

    • Rambutan says:

      07:05am | 20/02/12

      If nothing else the current sad saga shows democracy is dead in Australia. All members of parliament are supposed to represent their constituents instead they only represent their own self interests. So who is Oakshot representing? Tony Windsor? Gillard and Rudd: what team are they batting for? What do you say about a party that clearly believes it is OK to use a union visa card to spend endless money on hookers, grog and other necessities of life.  This is our Labor Party. It is an utter and total disgrace.  If these people were running companies they would finish up in prison.

    • Gratuitous Adviser says:

      07:07am | 20/02/12

      The only plan C is Bill Shorten with Mark Arbib as his deputy.  Both have in the last few years proven their organisational skills and their ability to influence their peers is superior to all others in the federal caucus, so discipline should not be a problem.  With Bill Shorten as PM and in the House and Mark Arbib as deputy and in the Senate, the organisation of the legislation and reduction of House/Senate conflicts would be only improve.  Mark Arbib’s influence with the United States, his ability to keep a secret and his obviously effective communications skills will make the choice of Foreign Minister obvious for Prime Minister Bill.  The choice of Treasurer will be young Ludwig as compensation to Dad Bill for all the positive support of the AWU over the years.  The rest of the ministry should be made of those that supported Shorten and Arbib in the destruction of Rudd a few years ago.

      Once the Shorten/Arbib group are in power, they will be rightfully made responsible for their actions of June 2010 when they are thrown out of government at the next election and will have ruined the ALP and social democracy in Australia for a generation.

    • stevem says:

      09:27am | 20/02/12

      It won’t happen. Labor is doomed at the next election. Even if the government started to perform miracles they would be routed, rather than annihilated. Shorten and Arbib both know this and would refuse nomination as the career of whoever leads Labor to the next election would be over. Both see themselves as long term politicians and potential leaders and neither will settle for 18 months in the sun.

      Only somebody who intends leaving politics within the next 4 years would be interested in the job. This, of course, includes Rudd who sees himself in the UN after the October election.

    • Coop says:

      04:19pm | 20/02/12

      Won’t happen. The ALP are stuck.
      Whoever goes up as leader next is going to be crucified. Knowing that, you’d put up a patsy or let the current patsy take the hit for the team. Then blame them for everything before putting up a relaive cleanskin and letting them clean house

    • Ryan says:

      07:19pm | 20/02/12

      @Coop

      That’s why the Coalition elected Nelson, Turnbull and Abbott.

    • moose says:

      07:11am | 20/02/12

      I was under the impression that Kevin Rudd won the last election. Voted in by the people of Australia. Who the hell put Julia Gillard in charge? What is the point of holding elections if those that are really in power can change the prime minister.

    • Gregg says:

      08:17am | 20/02/12

      @Goose, oh sorry, moose is it!
      First off, the Labor party won in 2007 when Kevvy was leader but here in Australia we still vote for parties as much as the prominence or likeability of leaders may decide some votes.
      The parliamentary parties choose their leaders and they are quite within their rights for parliamentary members to review a leaders performance and replace them, that being what happened to Rudd and may well now happen to Julia.
      You may not like the approach but that is what can happen and it is totally legal and from a partys point of view perfectly moral, their sole aim to be re-elected as many times as possible.
      Fortunately for Australia, the Labor party have been shooting off not just their mouths but many feet and are just hobbling along like zombies.

    • TimR says:

      08:21am | 20/02/12

      A valid comment, if there hadn’t been an election since Kev was dumped.

    • Yanni says:

      07:23am | 20/02/12

      I would like to vote for the libs next go round but refuse to go that way with Tony Abbott as the leader. I say no way! Never!
      If they get rid or him I will be voting for them.

    • KimL says:

      08:11am | 20/02/12

      I feel the same Yanni, I won’t vote for Labor because of the Rudd assassination as PM and Labor MP’s calling him a physchopath because he wants his old job back has sealed the deal for me. If they feel that way then they are negligent having him represent us as Foreign Minister. Rudd has been slandered by these people and no one would blame him if he just tossed in the towel and quit. Like you I don’t like Abbott and people like us have no choice at all

    • Bazza says:

      08:23am | 20/02/12

      Yanni, that’s a Greek name is it not. We should all take your advise shouldn’t we.

    • Anubis says:

      08:29am | 20/02/12

      So Yanni you would like to see a continuation of the Labor Party sideshow then rather than put the Liberals in again because they are led by someone who was a member of one of the most stable (although not the most effective) Governments in Australia’s history. I assume then that you will vote for Labor regardless of who leads them - true rusted on supporter there.

    • Steveh says:

      08:38am | 20/02/12

      Doesn’t matter yanni. There are few more idiots like u. U pick personality over policy.

    • Rose says:

      08:50am | 20/02/12

      Fair call, I definitely understand where you are coming from. I would only suggest that if you are both planning on voting Independents that you very carefully monitor where your preferences are going. It’s entirely likely that if you don’t take control of your vote you will end up voting for your least preferred candidate.

    • Gratuitous Adviser says:

      09:05am | 20/02/12

      Bazza, Bazza, Bazza
      You will have to lift your comment quality or I’m thinking uneducated yobbo.  You know, stereotypical Abbott supporter.

    • Dash says:

      09:16am | 20/02/12

      I think this is what’s wrong with the whole leadership argument.

      Vote for the party, not the leader! The ALP are an excellent example, they have failed us with Rudd and now failed us with Gillard. No matter how many times they change the leader, it’s still the same old Labor party.

      You need to vote for the political ideology. If you believe that people should be able to educate themselves, work hard and be successful without being punished for it, vote LNP.

      If you have a tall poppy syndrome, belive in a socialist ideology, are happy for the country to be run by the minority union movement and want successful peoples money to be redictributed to dope smoking lay-a-bouts, vote ALP.

    • Martin says:

      11:41am | 20/02/12

      @Gratuitous Bullshitter. Hahhahahaha, I’ll let you in on a little secret, the Labor party has ALWAYS been the party for the the yobbo’s of Australia and always will be.

      Good to see you count yourself amongst them.

    • Apathy Rules says:

      01:01pm | 20/02/12

      @ Dash - How much has your lifestyle changed since Howard was our PM? I’m guessing not much. Mine certainly hasn’t, interest rates go up, they come down, income tax hasn’t changed, it doesn’t matter who’s in power, they’re all tarred with the same brush. It’s OK for you to say “vote on political ideology” but when there is hardly any difference between the major parties, why bother?

      Therefore Yanni makes a valid point, the leader of any party is important, if swinging voters walk into an election booth and haven’t decided on whom to vote for, then surely that’s where leadership personalities come to the fore.

      Personally, I couldn’t give a damn who’s in power, but when it comes to Tony Abbott, well that’s another matter, like Yanni said, I couldn’t bring myself to vote for the LNP while he’s their leader, I apply the same principal to the ALP, I won’t vote for them while Julia Gillard is their leader. For me, it comes down to voting for independents and giving preferences in order of the least liked leader at the time.

    • Pete says:

      01:48pm | 20/02/12

      Yanni and others, what exactly is it about Abbott that you dont like? Is it because he is a catholic? Is it because he gives his spare time to a SLSC or to the bush fire brigade or helping out in remote indigenous communities? Maybe because he said bullshit to Roxon after she carried on and on after he apologised for being late. Or because he was a bit rude to bernie Bampton when Bampton tried to pull a political stunt at the urging of labor. I just dont understand.

      The one thing that labor are doing well, very well, is to deride Tony Abbott. The barrage of hate directed at Abbott is astounding.

    • Apathy Rules says:

      03:37pm | 20/02/12

      @ Pete - “what exactly is it about Abbott that you don’t like?”

      Shit, where does one start. He is a pathological liar, he can’t be trusted, he flip-flops on issues depending whom his audience is at the time (Goebbels comes to mind, the master of propaganda), he has the personality of a rock and he is so full of himself that you can see it in the way he walks and talks, that will do for starters, but sadly comments on The Punch are restricted to 5000 characters.

      I couldn’t give a FF about his religion as long as he keeps it to himself; any hate directed at Abbott is fully deserved.

    • Pete says:

      04:55pm | 20/02/12

      Apathy Rules: Give me some examples of him being a “pathological liar”. I can give you 1/2 a dozen from Gillard but I wpould love to hear your examples of Abbott lying. Just because you and labor say so doesnt make it true.

      His political principles seem steady and consistant. He moved against the Carbon tax after a grass roots revolt from the party. He moved on policy rather than politics. The same cannot be said with Labor.

      And anyone who knows or has met Tony Abbott say what a nice affable fellow he is, even Bob hawke said the same before he attacked him.

      So the three points you have made about Abbott are bullshit. It shows you have no real understanding of either politics or Abbott and are filled with hate for no reason.

      Has anyone else noticed how the left hate people ? Tony Abbott,John Howard, Peter Costello, Kevin Rudd. Hate seems to consume them. The right hate the actions and the policy but they dont have the same level of venom for the person.

      I put it down to envy. As Margaret Thatcher said ‘its always better where the tories are”

    • Martin says:

      07:26pm | 20/02/12

      @Pete

      Thanks for the best laugh in ages.

      “Has anyone else noticed how the left hate people ? Tony Abbott,John Howard, Peter Costello, Kevin Rudd. Hate seems to consume them. The right hate the actions and the policy but they dont have the same level of venom for the person.”

      You’ve obviously never read any of their comments here about the Prime Minister.

    • Kelvin says:

      07:24am | 20/02/12

      The red shirt fools called the Labor Party can’t decide - then the people of Australia should. This is about much more than the aspirations of two massively out of control egos it is about our nation. Labor have had enough time and couldn’t work it out. Dissolve parliament now and call a snap election and it will be comprehensively settled once and for all - both will be consigned to the yesterday’s man/woman bin where they both belong for eternity.

    • acotrel says:

      08:59am | 20/02/12

      @Kelvin
      What would the back shirt LNP fools know about it ?

    • Brenda says:

      07:32am | 20/02/12

      Should Rudd lose a ballot he surely must reveal exactly what occurred on the night that Gillard, overseen by John Faulkner, mortally wounded his ailing Prime Ministership, her Labor Party and all those power broker unionists who set Gillard up for abject failure. 

      The humiliation of a ballot loss would mean Rudd could not remain Foreign Minister.  He would be hanging around Parliament House as a constant Labor pariah. Such exile would have to result in his resignation.  He would have lost his regular ego-massaging access to the international stage.  For these humiliating reasons, his camp would need to be very sure of ballot numbers, allowing some “extras” to mitigate false promises deliberately planted to trap him into the belief he could de-throne the unstable, knife-wielding Queen Gillard.

      This leadership wrangle is a spectacular case of dumb and dumber.  And even worse are the pathetic, under-qualified unionist alternatives. 

      Gillard is now so widely disliked she and the party she commandeered are doomed.  Her ongoing tax attacks on hardworking, successful Australians has gone too far.  When you have a working couple doing 7 days a week, 14-15 hours a day being taxed as “rich” by a highly paid incompetent failure such as Gillard, all because these jobs-providing workers generate extra income from the fruits of their hard labour, you have a new discontented demographic that feels political warfare is deliberately being waged on the incentive to succeed and prosper.

      Whatever happens (or doesn’t?) the Labor Party as an entity is now so far gone a drover’s dog stands taller, smarter, more trustworthy and far more popular than any of these barking Labor loonies.

    • PW says:

      10:06am | 20/02/12

      Brenda: “When you have a working couple doing 7 days a week, 14-15 hours a day being taxed as “rich” by a highly paid incompetent failure such as Gillard, all because these jobs-providing workers generate extra income from the fruits of their hard labour, you have a new discontented demographic that feels political warfare is deliberately being waged on the incentive to succeed and prosper.”

      14-15 hours a day, 7 days a week, huh. One must wonder how you find time to post here. It seems your point here, Brenda, is that you don’t think high income earners should be taxed accordingly. My suggestion to you is that you immediately relocate to Greece.

    • Gerry says:

      07:34am | 20/02/12

      The mining industry must be cracking open the champagne already. The bloody socialists are self-destructing and Tony Abbott will can that damn tax. They won the big game.

    • Stiffy says:

      01:28pm | 20/02/12

      Well they would’t have a cold beer would they. Lucky Foster, his 67% profit increase will be even bigger. More Moee please waiter.

    • michael says:

      07:35am | 20/02/12

      Meanwhile Australia is sinking, the Greens have what they want for now, they will get $10 billion pocket money, insane, we get CO2 tax, the NBN is wasting how many billions, what kind of idiot would roll this out in the country side first knowing that it would have hardly any customers there, if it was in the cities first at least it would have a bigger clientele, this way if you try to stop and sell of what has been built it will be impossible, we are getting into more debt every day, we borrow millions every day, Rudd please can some one take the dam cheque book of that lunatic, giving millions to some of the most corrupt regimes in the world to satisfy his ego to get into the anti west UN, the GG Bryce is Labors puppet, involved will Rudd, QLD Labor sham in the Heiner affair, Gillard and Rudd are squabbling Australia is starting to burn, Labor ha! it’s what ever it takes to stay in placebo Power as the greens give them the numbers and Bob calls the shots, meanwhile it’s Abbotts fault for being negative, who in their right would support the insane policies that this rabble comes up with, they got the numbers as long as it’s what Brown wants, time for an election.

    • Anthony says:

      07:41am | 20/02/12

      Come on guys this is new style politics to suit the new economy to suit our new sense of sensibility. You conservatives just don’t like change do you, no no no!

    • Dash says:

      07:50am | 20/02/12

      The ALP need to move away from the extreme left! They need to get the Socialists out of the party and they need to can their stupid class war taxes. Unless they do that, their primary will continue to be at rock bottom.

      Going back to Rudd, a guy who was dumped because he couldn’t win the election, is so rediculous it’s not funny!

      You can change the captain of a sinking ship, but it’s still a sinking ship!

    • Arthur says:

      07:51am | 20/02/12

      This whole debate is irrelevant. We don’t care who leads this dead party. All those marginal seat Labor ministers will be sorted out come election time. You all had the choice to not back the lies of Gillard. You’ve all had numerous opportunities to right the wrongs of your colleagues.

      It is all far too late to now think we’re moving on and forgiving with a simple leader change. Labor cannot undo the damage they’ve done to their brand; not for a long time..

    • Stephen says:

      07:53am | 20/02/12

      While all and sundry are lamenting this shambolic and demeaning soap opera in the highest levels of our government, let us not forget those that really created this mess.

      The people that voted for them.

    • Diamantina Dick says:

      09:51am | 20/02/12

      Well said Stephen, when people get into the ballot box they need to think with what is between their ears, not what is between their legs.

      Prior to 2007 this country was run by a quality Government. The reasons I have heard for voting to change them were pathetic and juvenile then and become more and more risible every day.

      You did not need a PhD to figure Rudd was not a ‘fiscal conservative’ and would revert to type once elected. The ‘Sunrise Election’ was biggest exercise in dumbing down the electorate I have ever seen with questions like ‘‘who would you turn gay for?”  Rudd is at best a sociopath and the organisation that elected him as leader was clearly morally bankrupt then and has been proven now. Julia on the other hand, God love her (unrequited), is an ordinary person is every possible way, and this country deserves better than an ordinary person.

    • james says:

      11:09am | 20/02/12

      Prior to 2007 this country was run by a quality Government.

      I just vomited up my lunch.

    • Stephen T says:

      12:36pm | 20/02/12

      Sadly I was one of those people; I voted Labor more because I detested John Howard for personal reasons not because I particularly disliked the Liberals.  If Howard had done the right thing and made way for Costello I would have voted Liberal, looking at what we have now I personally see very little difference between the behavioural characteristics of Rudd and Howard.  I actually feel sorry for Gillard what ever happens she is just grist for the mill she will be remembered as a deluded liar who was never really up to the job, not a nice legacy for anyone.

    • Michael Chorney says:

      07:53am | 20/02/12

      Never before have so many said so much in disgust of our Government. This by all accounts clearly shows that Australia is dew for an election NOW. How the hell we can force this I have no idea. What I do know is:
      1.. that it is frightening the general public into not spending
      2.. small business is having a hard time due to uncertainty
      3.. outside of mining the economy is at a stand still
      4.. Australia is still one of the luckiest counties in the world yet due to all of the above we are living like the Greeks should be. We live with self imposed austerity measures in fear, not as much of world events - but our own Government’s total incompetence.

    • TimR says:

      07:54am | 20/02/12

      I thought the final years of NSW Labor were hilarious, but this classic! One of the few occassions where the sequel is better than the original.
      Labor’s campaign song should be Yakkaty Sax.

    • The Big M says:

      08:01am | 20/02/12

      Many comments complain bitterly about unemployable idiots, failure pollies, name-calling, puppets, worst PMs etc ad infinitum. And apparently this is all due to someone else’s vote, cos all the people in these comments are all far too smart to have voted for Rudd, Gillard or Abbott…?

      We have the PM / PMs we have due to the voting patterns of us the voters over the past 2-15 years. We tell the parties with our votes what we want. Tax cuts, free money, no pain, easy life, big pensions, 60inch TVs, BIG houses, more cars, great holidays, less work, no risks, etc etc.

      We read the daily speculation rags cos we love to hate and be upset at someone else, we love to see denigration, exposures, titillation, arrogance and hate speech.

      We lap it up and read more more more…

      We take pleasure in the failures of others, and keep voting them is as they race to the bottom of the quality barrel.

      We laugh when idiots denigrate the parliament or people wave banners calling the PM of Australia a whore, a witch… The malaise is on both sides of politics and the Greens behave too often like fizzy brained whackos on the sidelines, destroying some good policies with extremist statements and boycotts of Jewish chocolate shops.

      Australia has become WhackoLand. Rudd is out of control, Gillard is a schemer with a reality disjoint, Abbott is a vindictive fundamentalist Christian hater and the Coalition is still crapping bigtime in their nappies because we voted Rudd in and them out of their addictive power…

      We people we wanted to experience and read utter crap, we now have utter crap, and we bred it with our votes and reading habits.

      So people, let’s all read the article, read the comments above and ALL (me too) take a good hard long look in the mirror.

      We will then be able to reflect on the root of our problems.

    • the magpie says:

      09:17am | 20/02/12

      Post of the year!

    • subotic says:

      09:38am | 20/02/12

      Looking in the mirror right now going “Aaaarrrrrr….” in preparation for the take-over by The Pirate Party.

    • stevem says:

      10:03am | 20/02/12

      I have no desire to be a politician. That is clearly the problem. That is everybody’s choice - they have to vote for one party or another or an Independent (and look how that turned out).

      Without standing ourselves there is no alternative.

    • Daf says:

      10:09am | 20/02/12

      Very well said!

    • Spiro says:

      08:05am | 20/02/12

      There is only one choice for Labor to choose as Prime Minister.. a honest, well seasoned traveller, with the integrity no-one can Fault..M.P Craig Thompson

    • St. Michael says:

      10:56am | 20/02/12

      Well, at least he seems to be experienced in screwing Australians.

    • Terry2 says:

      08:07am | 20/02/12

      Here’s a prediction: Gillard will call for a leadership ballot in caucus when KR returns; Julia will win and Kev will go to the backbench.

    • Labor is UnAustralian says:

      08:29am | 20/02/12

      Kev will quit, CT will be found guilty, we get a new government!

    • James says:

      08:11am | 20/02/12

      Amazing how you have all fallen for this stuff hook line and sinker. It has been entirely concocted by the media, nothing interesting has happened in Canberra for months according to the senior Lib/Lab staffers I have raised this with. If there is a leadership issue it seems like the only people aware of it are Rupert Murdoch’s readers… Odd. You must have some insider information that I don’t from your nightly dose of the idiot box.. lol.

    • Anthony says:

      08:23am | 20/02/12

      Yes we got from four corners and Michelle Gratan

    • TimB says:

      08:32am | 20/02/12

      LOL.

      Have a chat to Andrew Wilkie. Or Darren Cheeseman. Or Steve Gibbons.

      The biggest mystery in life is how ALP muppets like James manage to feed and dress themselves of a morning. Because only people with severe mental deficiencies can still claim this is a media beat-up in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

    • Sizzle Chest says:

      10:22am | 20/02/12

      Oh I see. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING’S HAPPENING EVERYBODY ! James says so ! James knows all !!!!
      Phew…thanks James !

    • ZaSaMa says:

      10:56am | 20/02/12

      Well golly gee James. If you say that’s the case then it must be so. I’ll just pay no attention to all those ALP front and backbenchers declaring their allegiances one way or the other for absolutely no good reason. Thank god you were here to set us all straight.

    • Bevan of Qld says:

      08:18am | 20/02/12

      Its whats not mentioned in your article that surprises me, why is there a deafening silence about the Unions in this circus? The real power behind Labour is the self interest mob, the thugs and bully’s. Gillard is their lackey, Rudd is not. Thats why Rudd was kicked out, he wasn’t a union yes man, while Julia clearly is a union yes woman. The problem with Labour is not the leaders, they need to reinvent themselves without the unions if they ever want power again. Only an election will fix the circus not a change of muppet leadership, thats just smoke and mirrors.

    • Blind Freddy says:

      08:23am | 20/02/12

      Is this the “Labor Spring” . . . . of the “long knives”?

    • acotrel says:

      08:23am | 20/02/12

      AS much asLNP supporters might be salivating over the prospect of a leadership spill in the Labor party, my bet is that it will be a fizzer.  There’‘ve been a lot of claims that Julia is ‘incompetent’, now we’ll see what she is really made of.  Judging by the way she fixes Tony Abbott up in parliament, my money is on her thrashing Kevin Rudd. if push comes to shove.  But I really believe it will never get there ! I think Kevin will cry off big time in the end.  He cannot win this one , with his past form !  He’s already been told by his minions that they don’t want him. What has really changed in that relationship ?

    • Dash says:

      09:22am | 20/02/12

      You can polish the ALP turd as much as you like, but it’s still a turd no matter who’s the leader!

    • mike says:

      01:05pm | 20/02/12

      ha ha ha fixes up abbott does she??your beloved julia tells lies,refuses to answer questions and uses smoke and mirrors to hide her incompetant leadership ,just watch her in question time and its obvious she fears tony and for good reason,please try to see reality acotrel ,i feel embarrassed for you

    • B. Wildered says:

      06:21pm | 20/02/12

      @acotrel, are you a paid troll?.....you make out like you are some “know all” but me thinks you are no better than the journos that write this trash to get you excited. Just noticed you have an opinion on everything, got a real job?

    • Gregg says:

      08:28am | 20/02/12

      So Tory,
      ” Now her camp has inflamed tensions with the release of the Rudd-swearing video and “
      Did Kevin tell you so! or has Julia said something ” my office could always be working on many things in anticipation of throwing more dirt on Kevins coffin ” but hey!, ” you do not expect me to know exactly what they are doing do you ” even if there may have been some discussions I cannot recall.

      What could be really important is if they’ll have another Sunday brain storming session with snags afterwards again.
      One problem they could have though is whether Julia will let them write anything down.

    • Knemon says:

      08:31am | 20/02/12

      Kevin Rudd should grow some balls and challenge Gillard…otherwise STFU. My money is…He hasn’t got those balls (or support). This leaves no choice for Gillard other than to throw down the gauntlet and call for a leadership spill, sooner rather than later.

      I thought Australian politicking had hit rock bottom but it appears that we were only resting on a ledge, we are now sliding further into the abyss, and how much lower we can go is anybody’s guess!

    • PW says:

      10:16am | 20/02/12

      It’s not balls he lacks, it’s numbers. He’s a dozen or so short. It’s very difficult indeed to imagine where that dozen will come from in the forseeable future. Thus all this zamounts to nothing more or less than conservative media looking after their goons.

    • Sinbad Dilly says:

      11:14am | 20/02/12

      If he had balls he would throw down a challenge and if he loses quit the party and spill every dirty little ALP secret from here to eternity! Rudd won’t do it because he is scared.

    • PW says:

      11:30am | 20/02/12

      You’re right in a way. Your scenario would hand over Government to the Libs, which is no doubt wishful thinking on your part, but not at all likely to happen. Rudd is scared of handing over Government to Abbott without the latter having to earn it. You are just going to have to wait another 18 months, champ.

    • Alex says:

      08:32am | 20/02/12

      Gillard should of never made KRudd a foreign affaird minister, big mistake after knifing someone. And he is a stuck up little brat as he was known during his time as PM, and wants his position(candy) back, or at least get his revenge on what happened.
      This is the party that is running our country. Well I wouldnt really say running, they just keep having internal arguments, fights, leaks, and then spend our tax money dealing with it. What a joke this has become, we dont need another Labor leader, or a new face, we need a new party to lead the country.
      ALP is trying to keep their jobs, their nice pay rises and their obessive hold on power. This isn’t the way a government should act, and I can’t believe that we are in such a mess but there has been no intervention….

    • ZaSaMa says:

      11:19am | 20/02/12

      She had no choice but to make him Foreign Minister Alex. He had her by the proverbial short and curlies, and she’d have been lucky to win a seat in Qld without his support. Even if she wins a spill and demotes him to the backbench he still has her over a barrel as he can just resign from parliament and force a by-election which they’d get destroyed in. The only thing that surpasses his vindictiveness is his colossal ego and thirst for power and adulation. He is a narcissistic egomaniac which may in a perverse way help her, as he may need to stay on to fulfil his UN ambition.

    • Emmy says:

      08:38am | 20/02/12

      This has gone on too long. The media need to research who caused the problems that Labor now has and therefore Australia. They could start looking hard a David Koch and his sidekick. They were the original ones to support and push Rudd on us and we, being gullible fools, fell for it.

    • Kosta says:

      08:40am | 20/02/12

      Pesonally I am loving it , could not happen to a better bunch….keep it coming…

    • john says:

      08:59am | 20/02/12

      @Kosta
      “Personally I am loving it” {even spell checked it for you}

      I’ve got the popcorn out in front of the TV, this fight is amazing, its number 1 in the google search its pushed Iran and other critical global stories aside.

      I haven’t been this intrigued since Golf Whitlam got pushed aside by that conspiring Kerr & Fraser 1975.

    • Joel says:

      11:47am | 20/02/12

      @ john
      “I haven’t been this intrigued since Gough Whitlam got pushed aside by that conspiring Kerr & Fraser 1975.” (spell checked it for you).

      I don’t have anything to say, just wanted to point out your bad spelling.

    • john says:

      12:07pm | 20/02/12

      @Joel “I don’t have anything to say, just wanted to point out your bad spelling.”

      Ta, I can’t believe I did that.

    • Matt says:

      08:40am | 20/02/12

      I wonder how sweet nossy thinks this is? I wonder if persephone will tell us that it is all white noise, and the government is getting on with the job of governing in an effective and stable manner?

    • guarda says:

      10:04am | 20/02/12

      Of course the government is getting on with the job of governing in an effective and stable manner. Haven’t you noticed the legislation going through? Please try to pay attention.

      The media is working itself up into a frenzy trying to create news instead of reporting it.

    • Matt says:

      10:32am | 20/02/12

      This is stability??

      Also, the legislation being passed isn’t good legislation.

    • I hate pies says:

      10:48am | 20/02/12

      Of course they are; legislation has passed through both houses. Legislation = good governance, don’t you know that? What that legislation contains is irrelevant.

    • Weary says:

      12:13pm | 20/02/12

      Guarda.  Whilst we appreciate someone teaching you the word attention, I suggest you buy a dictionary, look it up and learn to use it in an appropriate context.
      Unless of course you really don’t think this leadership issue is happenning, in which case you can’t be helped and even speaking ot you is a waste of time.  Go buy that dictionary.

    • PW says:

      02:05pm | 20/02/12

      “the legislation being passed isn’t good legislation”

      It seems the majority in both houses of parliament don’t agree with you, therefore your opinion is not worth a pinch of poop.

    • Richard says:

      08:43am | 20/02/12

      Well, the old saying “you get the politicians, you deserve”, has never been so true. The Labour blood bath that has now become a soap opera to rival “The Bold & The Beautiful”, or perhaps “Dallas” and the scurrilous little sub plot that houses Neanderthal behaviour of the opposition is a microcosm of our society.
      While in Canberra, the script is carried by releasing videos, information and abominable rhetoric. On the streets of our cities and towns, there are shootings, destruction and bashings carried out at will; and in fact, in some cases by the police themselves.
      The poor behaviour that we see exhibited in Canberra is replicated through our citizenry in a manner which is terminal to a healthy culture. Not only that, on a recent trip to Bali, I see we have begun exporting the belligerence. Where drunken yobbos ride motorbikes in dangerous and offensive ways, and I understand similar scenes occur in Thailand. Frankly, it is most embarrassing to be identified as Australian there.
      So, what happened to this country, its people and its culture. In part, I believe it is a result of political correctness gone too far, as the Australian way of telling it, how it is, is no longer PC. The next area is the media, which appears to have become a provocative catalyst, by laying trails of blood in the water, they invite the shark into beaches where damage will be monumental, and then walk away claiming, I didn’t do anything, just reported.
      Whatever the case, Australia needs a leader who can take us to a higher place, a place of integrity, a place of pride.
      The tragedy is that this country is in great economic shape so Messrs Rudd and Gillard have done well, and the policy changes are going to carry us into the future.
      The irony is that these days we honour our Anzac traditions openly each year, and then behave in a way that is diametrically opposite to any such culture that once underpinned our society.
      Soap Opera, Tragedy or Farce, you be the judge, but we must change!

    • not even semi concerned citizen says:

      08:47am | 20/02/12

      If Rudd and gillard decided to embrace on a +1 level from the ground minimum and one decided defenestration if the other and it ended up being mutually inclusive I would not feel a thing except slight jubilation. Please forgivey my lack of clarity as I’ve downed about ten steins in Berlin.
      On a side note the service here shits on back home and I happily tip the service round here, when I return I imagine I will not tip and be cranky as fuck as what pretends to be service waltzes around my bar.

    • Max Redlands says:

      08:49am | 20/02/12

      Well I hope any challenge by Rudd fails but only because I have a bet for a $100.00 with a mate who says Rudd will lead the ALP to the next election.

      I have no great confidence in Gillard doing so but I just can’t see how a back to the future move to Rudd could seriously be contemplated by anyone. As noted by others, whatever the outcome of another stoush between these two it will leave the party, the Ministry and quite possibly the Parliament entirely disfunctional.

      Certainly the Gillard putsch has proved to be a massive failure but from a strategic perpsective or “moving forward” (as the saying goes) the only viable option, for mine, is a third candidate. I would go with an older head like Ferguson or Crean who can project experience and familiarity rather than foist another relative new comer, sweating with ambition, upon an electorate that appears to be fed up with and exhausted by the instability and incompetence both Rudd and Gillard have brought to the office.

    • john says:

      08:53am | 20/02/12

      Hey nossy, persephone, in google world news Rudd is number 1 in the search.

      OMG Wow dirty laundry for all the world too see and will now believe what Australians are really like.

      For shame, what a disgrace, not all Australian citizens deserve this kind of publicity.

    • Brair Rabbit says:

      08:55am | 20/02/12

      Tony Abbott is looking better and better and a shining example of stability and maturity.

    • john says:

      09:21am | 20/02/12

      We got to see the real Tony when it was reported that he’d sell his arse to be PM.  - shit happens.

      I don’t think he is much better than the labor rabble.

      Also QLD labor looks like it will fall, most MP’s are retiring {like rats abandoning ship before it sinks}

      Silence is golden, if the liberals don’t ask anything in question time the current government will implode, because the current government is also its own opposition.

      Engaging the government during question time means they still give the current government some credibility by coming down to their level.

      Its really a choice of which is the better of the worst choice.

      This country cannot go on governing with Rudd as foreign minister the utube video has damaged our credibility overseas. rudd cannot be PM either,.

      Julia has to show leadership and fire him or call an election.

    • John H says:

      11:31am | 20/02/12

      Are you serious? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc, etc, till I collapse and die laughing.  At least I’ll be spared the ignominity and disaster that a NO Coalition let by Phoney Tony will visit upon this country.
      They say we get the governments we deserve.  God! Let’s hope that we are not so stupid, facile and self-serving that we end up with Phoney Tony and his bunch. But then again. . . . . . . !

    • subotic says:

      08:56am | 20/02/12

      Voting for the Pirate Party next election.

      Could they be any worse? No, really….

    • razor says:

      09:24am | 20/02/12

      Abbott is ignorant, he’s arrogant, he’s stupid in all ways but one: he’s immensly shrewd about the Oz people. Particularly the less intelligent half of Australia.
      They’re very happy with him, in that,they realise how stupid he is, and they say to themselves:
      ‘Wonderful… if that stupid guy can be opposition leader …
      then so can I’

    • Anthony says:

      10:06am | 20/02/12

      Being all knowing and so correct all the time in expelling ones virtues should make you a greens candidate and yes you will be in opposition a longtime.

    • Robert S McCormick says:

      09:09am | 20/02/12

      On ABC-Radio & also shown on ABC-TV, Simon Crean was interviewed. He was loud in his praise of Julia Gillard & even louder in his criticism of Kevin Rudd. He accused Kevin Rudd of being disloyal, that if you can’t be loyal to the leader & the party you should step aside. Over the years Kevin Rudd has been as loyal to the ALP as anyone can get. He now spends the vast majority of his time swanning around the world at our expense. He rarely gives interviews & when he does they are concerned with Australia & her relationship with the rest of the world. On the rare occasion he is at home he does, as any decent politician should, spend time in his electorate, attending events there. The only interviews, at least those which have been broadcast, he has given have been about his job & the Government’s position on various issues connected to it. Can anyone honestly say that Kevin Rudd has, publicly (that is the important bit) criticised the Usurper Julia Gillard? No they can’t so for Simon Crean to accuse Rudd of being disloyal is, quite frankly, bullshit.
      If Simon Crean wants perfect examples of what Disloyalty means he has only to look at the current Prime Minister. Gillard was the one who was reported as waving the printed results of secret ALP internal polling which showed Gillard was, at the time, preferred Leader.
      Gillard was the one who’s office 10 days before the coup was writing her victory speech on being elected Leader of the once-great ALP. A Pyrrhic Victory.
      Gillard was the one who only days before making that carefully pre-planned move against Rudd stated:
      “The Prime Minister (Kevin Rudd) has my FULL support”.
      A statement Gillard repeated on many occasions &, if memory serves, Gillard said as late as 22nd June - just two days before Gillard deposed him.
      It is time for a complete clean-out of the entire Ministry, with all positions thrown open, including those of PM, Deputy, Treasurer & Foreign Mininster because the current one is so tainted with Deceit, Dishonesty & Disloyalty it is doomed. The public no longer trust any of them. They, with very good cause, no longer trust each other
      They cannot blame the Opposition Parties for the mess they are in.
      Remember the vast majority of all legislation brought into the House has been passed With the Support of the Opposition.
      The ALP under Gillard, Swan etc, has lost the ability to govern, not because they can’t get their legislation passed but because they are far to self-engrossed in the mess the ALP is in. A mess created by J Gillard & J Gillard’s blind ambition for J Gillard

    • RoamingRover says:

      11:27am | 20/02/12

      Put a set of whiskers on Crean and you have the big rat he is. I listened to that interview and here is a message for you Simple Simon, without us Labor Voters you have not got enough of a team to play a game of tennis!! Julia Gillard is a new Immigrant, she was not born in Australia, she is shacked up with a hairdresser named Tim, it sounds like a bad comedy and it is

    • Ben C says:

      01:25pm | 20/02/12

      @ RoamingRover

      “it sounds like a bad comedy and it is”

      It was called At Home With Julia.

    • St. Michael says:

      02:00pm | 20/02/12

      “Julia Gillard is a new Immigrant, she was not born in Australia”

      Yeah, because five year olds really get to choose what country they go to.  Grow up for Christ’s sake.

    • Suckers. says:

      09:12am | 20/02/12

      Dear Australia,

      Please note that neither Rudd of Gillard have done ANYTHING in the last year to indicate a leadership challenge. It exists purely in the media from ‘unnamed source’ after ‘unnamed source’ and vague speculation from people with an agenda. Read this article you are commenting on - see any facts? You’ve all been had, and News Corp thanks you for your business.

    • Knemon says:

      09:52am | 20/02/12

      Regardless of whether we’re suckers or not…A leadership spill will put this to rest, once and for all…then the media can concentrate on real matters of importance, like policy Etc. Yes, I’m a dreamer.

      I’m still tipping a leadership spill within the LNP…Turnbull is currently treading water and waiting for his moment to pounce.

    • Matt says:

      01:08pm | 20/02/12

      All smoke, no fire eh?

      Must be hard to get a feed of bacon and eggs where you are, with all those flying pigs.

    • John H says:

      09:22am | 20/02/12

      Unfortunate first name Tory—but there you go! Bloody parents! Mine called me John and then I was referred to as Frank—can we ever live such injuries down?
      Anyhow back to the point.
      Labor is doomed if Gillard stays as PM. Labor is destined for a not quite so demication election if Rudd is PM—he might rescue some of the nervous nellies whose interest is more themselves that the good of the country.
      If, as I suspect might happen the Unionista and NSW Right thugs turn their votes behind Shortenin the ensuing debacle—after the first Caucus vote is borderline, then we will see Shorten get the guernsey.  To ‘bring stability to the federal party and get Labor back to delivering for the people of Australia’.  Well some sort of crapola statement like that anyhow.  This, I think is, the plan C of the Unionista and the Labor thugs.
      It’s ultimate result will be a decimation of the Labor vote as never seen before as even the ‘rusted on’s’ like me come to the inevitable conclusion that the current Labor party needs to be torn down and rebuilt without the Union influence and the incipitent factional thuggery in the party.
      The tragedy for Australia is that we end up with Phoney Tony and the NO Coalition who will probably drag us back to the Howard era, insular, self-obsessed with an economic downturn waiting to happen as they stuff the economy by repressive policies. But then, that’s just my opinion.
      So here we are; a confirmed unionist (who sees and appreciates their value, and despairs at the facile little grubs that lead many of the branches) wondering what the hell can be done to rescue his preferred Party from its current ugliness? Vote for a NO Coalition, led by the most venal and shallow of them all? Vote for a Labor Party let by Shorten? Vote for a Labor Party led by Gillard? Vote for a Labor Party led by Rudd? Or, vote somewhere else and make sure your preferences don’t go to any of the above?
      The answer: DEFINITELY NO; UNBELIEVABLY DEFINITELY NO; NO; Possibly; and, a frightening concept that is become a better option day by day.
      Just get back in touch a week before the Election and I’ll let you know on the last two options hmmm

    • nossy says:

      09:24am | 20/02/12

      Just back from a beach run/surf with my mate Gav who is a Lib Party Member and Gav said “nossy we are worried”  - I asked what about and he said “if Rudd gets the PMship back and the polls bounce Tones is cactus”. I naturally tried to calm him down saying “well Tones will find other gainful employment Gav - after all he just got his truck licence - maybe he will head to the mines fella?”  See the problem poor Gav has is that with Dr NO always saying NO to everything and not having any policies or vision the Libs have become lazy - they would find it hard to accept a new leader , say like Turnbull, who would actually advance the broken down Liberal Party. Anyway I tried to further cheer Gav up by saying “did you see the Rockstar welcome Rudd got in the Queen St Mall in Brisvegas the other day Gav?” Shit that made him feel even worse - “I feel sick nossy”  And so should you my Liberal friends - the Ruddster is coming back! Ohhhh how sweet it is!
      http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/rock-star-welcome-for-rudd-20120217-1tebg.html

    • john says:

      09:39am | 20/02/12

      nice story nossy, but that ship sailed, the talk is on to replace both of them or an election.

      Keep up sweetheart, have a coffee, wake up alittle.

    • Ron e says:

      09:42am | 20/02/12

      C’mon nossy, we all know you: a) don’t get far enough away from a computer to leave the house, much less go for a run, and b) don’t have any friends.

    • Gregg says:

      11:22am | 20/02/12

      It’s hard to get lost on the beach ain’t it Nossy but then somewhere, somehow, sometime you could handle it.
      I hear Julia is looking at some Unisex undie modelling and Kev likes going doorknocking so much he is up for selling dictionaries.

      What I find most disappointing though is that Jules has picked up some of your traits for when she was coming on with ” Bring it On ” it was her own bench she should have been addressing so another lost cause it would seem.

      You do no that NO reversed is ON do you and not only will Tony have his day made, he’ll be Dr ON the money, not that Labor has left much in the coffers.

    • R U OK ? says:

      11:25am | 20/02/12

      Oh dear, I could always see that this person wasn’t quite right mentally, but pretending to have an imaginary friend is really quite sad.
      Nossy, it’s not sweet, you know this “Gav” doesn’t exist, we know he doesn’t exist- please seek professional help.

    • luke09 says:

      11:33am | 20/02/12

      nossy, it has just occurred to me that your nickname, ‘nossy’ is short for nonsense. Very clever of you to post under that alias.

    • john says:

      11:54am | 20/02/12

      @R U OK ?  “but pretending to have an imaginary friend is really quite sad.”
      @ Ron e “b) don’t have any friends.”

      aawww, we already knew that, why publicly humiliate poor nossy, we all enjoy and value his comments for better or worse.

      We at the PUNCH are friends online for you nossy hang in there.

      BTW your mate Kevin is swearing again, has he put a dollar in the swear jar for you?

    • Weary says:

      12:08pm | 20/02/12

      Awwww Nossy… Just becase you vote for people who are constantly making stuff up doesn’t mean you should follow suit and start telling far fetched tales of your own.  You don’t have a friend.  You weren’t even at the beach - you just have your head buried in the sand.
      But I’m with you, I hope Rudd comes back.  Nothing could possibly guarantee the liberal party take power (for at LEAST two elections) than the laughable return of Rudd and the ensuing collapse broken party he would be pretending to lead…  Oh how sweet it is indeed!
      PS - Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton all get rock-star receptions like Kevin Rudd - and they all get them from exactly the same group of people.  I’m glad you’re proud to be one of them.

    • Nice dream says:

      12:59pm | 20/02/12

      Nossy that slap from your mum to wake you out of the dream must have been a good one!!! Kevin07 has about as much chance of taking over as you have. Even if it did happen, it would be good for a laugh are some of the good stories you have.
      But chin up hopefully you can win the game of handball after maths class smile

    • Esteban says:

      01:23pm | 20/02/12

      I doubt Gillard can win the next election.

      There is a chnace that Rudd could win but the timing has to be perfect. If Rudd took over 3 or 4 months out from the election Rudd could possibly ride the honeymoon period to an electoral victory.

      Why not change leader just before an election? It worked fine in 2010 why can’t it work again?

      Do I think it will happen. No but horse still turn up to have a go at Black caviar don’t they Nossy. As a liberal supporter I am not worried unlike your “friend” Gavascon.

      Where I disagree with nossy is the importance of the coalition’s leader in this process. The ALP is so bad that it does not matter what the coalition does it will simply be an imperative of getting rid of a bad Govt and the coalition just has to turn up with any leader to win.

    • Dementer says:

      09:24am | 20/02/12

      Maybe Shorten should give it a shot he is well respected and well connected. Obviously his mother in law will have to step down.

    • Aussie Wazza says:

      09:30am | 20/02/12

      A POX on party politics.

      I want to vote for ‘A’ who I like, but in I do will cop ‘B’ as prime minister. I don’t like the priminister candidate so can’t vote for the candidate I want. I dont like the other main party so vote for ???. The looney greens or an independant? Vote independant and he aligns with the pack and we cop the prime minister I don’t want leading the party but without the man I preferred as my representative.

      Parliment should comprise of 150 people all dedicated to advancing Australia, placed there by the voters to represent them with all aiming toward the same target.

      There should be NO opposition party. Obviously if all are dedicated toward the same goals, anyone oppossing this is a traitor.

      Sure there will be arguments as to which road to travel and with limited resourses which items should be given priority. But these should be decided by the whole and not by one gang having the majority because of party and the other pack opposing it just because the other are in favour.

      I am sick and tired of seeing so much time wasted on party and personality bickering instead of working for our betterment as a nation.

    • ibast says:

      09:32am | 20/02/12

      I wonder if the angry video was a plant by Rudds team.  It’s really not that bad, it casts a shadow over Gillard and gave him an excuse to explain how he’s a changed man.

    • Esteban says:

      12:34pm | 20/02/12

      That is exactly what I thought when i saw it ibast.

      He is a devious sod. imagine what he can cook up if he is on the back bench with lots of time on his hands!

    • ben says:

      09:33am | 20/02/12

      The first thing Labor should do is spell the word properly, they should then wake up to themselves and realise that they are never going to get any support from the right (thats what the libs are for), then they should actually get candidates who are not ashamed to be associated with the labor party.

    • john says:

      09:34am | 20/02/12

      @Suckers

      “Please note that neither Rudd of Gillard have done ANYTHING in the last year to indicate a leadership challenge. You’ve all been had,”

      Something is cooking.

      Here’s some evidence suggests otherwise;

      Andrew Wilke confessed having a meeting with Rudd in November.

      Then who released the Rudd swearing Video and why?

      Why are the pollies declaring who they support in public media?

      Why did Gillard have KR moved one seat away in the cabinet table?

      Even blind freedy can see something is cooking.

    • Suckers says:

      10:54am | 20/02/12

      This is media-driven. If you weren’t seeing RUDD LEADERSHIP CHALLENGE!!! stories EVERY DAY in the media, you wouldn’t have these idiot politicians giving the media fuel for the fire they created. It’s been a tactic by the Libs from the get-go to foment dissension and supported by the conservative Australian media, you’re now seeing their drama be forced into reality. This is how our media and our naysaying opposition has worked to bring everything to a halt and focus on drama, rather than engage in constructive actions. Nice work conservatives!

    • Martin says:

      11:23am | 20/02/12

      @suckers. Now I have heard it all, “it’s the opposition and the media”. LMAO you deluded fool. It’s the massive ego’s in the Labor party more like it.
      Darren Cheesemman didn’t say “Gillard has to go”? Simon Crean didn’t do an interview asking KRudd’s mob to “bring it on”? Anna Bligh didn’t say “get this fixed”?

      Kindly wake up to yourself and stop talking garbage.

    • john says:

      12:19pm | 20/02/12

      @Suckers “these idiot politicians giving the media fuel for the fire they created”

      That’s how news is created in a free democracy with free speech. Its a question of whether it has traction. On this occasion it has.


      “This is how our media and our naysaying opposition has worked “

      Its the oppositions job to continually test the government.  Absolutely if the party in power wants taxes and more taxes and spends like no tomorrow, I expect an opposition to say NO. I expect that they will want to destabilise the government. You can’t imagine labor NOT expecting it can you?

    • DT says:

      09:34am | 20/02/12

      Great read! Thanks Tory.

    • Bob Smith says:

      09:37am | 20/02/12

      The real tragedy out of this is that Tony Abbott could very well be elected PM of Australia. This ruthless political operator once even counted himself out of party leadership because of his own extreme views. Abbott is not a PM’s toenail except when viewed relative to the current rabble. He has no vision for the country, no principle that isn’t instantly trade-able, and not an ounce of statesmanship. And, quite sensibly, there is no electoral enthusiasm for Abbott at all. However the complete lack of enthusiasm for Labor’s non-leadership could send Australia hurtling back to a hide-bound 50s under the most ruthless and strange guy to ever hold a PM-ship.

    • Ron e says:

      10:14am | 20/02/12

      Tragedy for whom?
      For you, or the Labor party and it’s conga-line of suckholes (Thanks PJK)?
      What’s truly tragic is that there are actually people still out there that support this mob.
      Shameful!

    • Bob Smith says:

      11:35am | 20/02/12

      The tragedy is for Australia. Our economy is the envy of the world. Employment figures are an all time best. To give this over to Abbott (who had publicly confessed his lack of interest in economics), Sloppy Joe (who has already botched several sets of budgetary forecasts and figures),  and co, and their peculiar brand of economic illiteracy and populist nonsense is indeed a tragedy. Still, I’m sure the undoubted windfall for the billionaires that back them will be welcome.

    • TH says:

      11:41am | 20/02/12

      Of course Labor supporters would hope otherwise,but the next election will be about Labor/Liberal, not Gillard/Abbott.

    • Daf says:

      09:43am | 20/02/12

      Plan C - Malcolm Turnbull.
      Intelligence plus integrity!

    • ZaSaMa says:

      11:44am | 20/02/12

      Excuse me while I clean up my computer. I just spat my coffee all over it.

    • Bob Smith says:

      12:06pm | 20/02/12

      Don’t be silly!
      Much better to have factionally-aligned, career politicians who’ve barely had a real job (let alone several highly successful ones)  and don’t have any burdensome principles they wouldn’t swap for power, or any vision beyond gaining power.

    • Plain Jane says:

      02:36pm | 20/02/12

      Yeah. Right.

      Godwin Grech with a morality transplant.

    • Jeff Adelaide says:

      09:45am | 20/02/12

      Unfortunately “Sherlock” is correct, but whilst we await the outcome of who is the worst PM contest, the Nation goes further down the lack of decent policies gurgler. Neither beats Keating for sheer blind arrogance, spite, lack of human decency etc etc, we do have a winner in those “attributes” Shame though no-one has his (Hawke’s) restructuring qualities.

    • prosperity says:

      09:47am | 20/02/12

      Men and women of Australia.

      May I commend to you the next Prime Minister of Australia,

      BOZO THE CLOWN.

      Bozo has intellectual and leadership capabilities way beyond those of Julia, Kevin and Tony combined. 

      Bozo stands for Peace, Health and Happiness.

      VOTE BOZO!

    • Perdix says:

      09:56am | 20/02/12

      The sad thing about all of this is that it simply reinforces in the public mind that politicians are simply interested in power for powers sake, and the interests of the country take a poor second place. If either of the belligerents in this cared one iota for this country, they would both resign, and the PM would make a long overdue visit to the GG to call a general election. Both of these individuals have proven that they will do anything to anyone to remain in power, not because they have any particular ethical position, but simply so they can have power. Its time for them all to go, and let the electorate make the decision as to who should govern ( not rule, but govern) this country

    • iansand says:

      09:57am | 20/02/12

      This whole thing shows a couple of things.  Rudd’s ego is extraordinarily strong, perhaps at a psychopathic level.  He is obviously carrying a deep seated grudge against Gillard for the way he was ousted.

      Remember that Rudd needs neither this job nor the pension.  His wife is a wealthy woman.

      Gillard’s nightmare scenario is that Rudd loses a challenge, whether brought on by him or by Gillard, and spits the dummy and resigns from Parliament, triggering a by-election which the replacement candidate loses.  Bye bye government.

      Has Rudd played that card already?  Is that the sword of Damocles hanging above Gillard’s head?  Can Gillard counter that card or risk it being played?  Will she fall on her sword to avoid it being played?  Will there be any more cheesy metaphors?

    • john says:

      10:20am | 20/02/12

      @iansand “Is that the sword of Damocles hanging above Gillard’s head? “

      Not yet.  Wilke & the other independents won’t risk losing their seats, wilke will come back into the fold. Even if there is a by-election and Rudd looses his seat.

    • Disenchanted says:

      10:12am | 20/02/12

      The real tragedy in federal politics today is that not only are the two Labor aspirants damaged beyond repair, but also that the alternative PM is no better.

      I voted Labor at the last 2 elections (perhaps not my best moment) and have no intention of doing so next time. But so long as Abbott remains LNP leader I will never go back to voting Liberal.

      Put Malcolm Turnbull on the ballot (either party will do!) and you’ll get my vote. He may be arrogant and abrasive, but at least he’s shown that he’s willing to take a stand based on a principle and not bend over to the court of public opinion.

    • Daf says:

      11:05am | 20/02/12

      Disenchanted - couldn’t agree more (see my post at 10.43 please).  Malcolm Turnbull is a decent and intelligent man with INTEGRITY.

    • Esteban says:

      12:25pm | 20/02/12

      Disenchanted. You are not voting ALP at the next election but you wont be voting LNP under Abbott.

      You can give your primary vote to greens or independant but who will you preference?

    • Daniel says:

      10:12am | 20/02/12

      Wow, You Labor supporters sure throw out the insults, is that it?, thats all you have? Well it shows there isn’t any good argument for your government is there?
      And Nossy, really beleivable story? NOT.

    • Harry of Nowra says:

      10:14am | 20/02/12

      It’s like watching a bunch of seagulls in a KFC car park fighting over the last rotten chip.

    • subotic says:

      10:29am | 20/02/12

      Australian politics?

      Or Punch commentors?

    • john says:

      11:42am | 20/02/12

      @Harry of Nowra

      It’s like watching a bunch of seagulls in a KFC car park fighting over the last rotten chip.

      KFC on outbound lanes just before the west gate bridge comes to mind. Perhaps we could give some of those regular seagulls there name tags!

      PM salary is worth fighting for, as for PUNCHERS we’ll fight over less than a soggy chip, its a fight over who will be the Alpha gull.  smile

      Erik won it when he even got his own story.

    • Simon says:

      10:16am | 20/02/12

      Plague indeed - this ‘Government’ is an absolute rock-show. It gives me a %$#@ing headache just to think of the arrogance of these two imbeciles as they go head to head - it’s like watching two drunk idiots going slug for slug in a pub.  Gillard is the worst leader this country has ever had - anyone who disagrees with that statement is a bigger muppet than she is. Rudd is an angry, insecure little tool with delusions of grandeur and he would be a close second on that list. The Australian public definitely got what they deserved when they voted this dog and pony show in - I just hope they collectively remember all this bull%$#! when they next vote. Abbott and the Liberals may not be the perfect answer but seriously, anything has got to be better than this. And while I am at it, let’s do something about Bob Brown and his small time posse of wannabes - never have a handful of politicians with so little of the percentage vote had so much say in the running of a country. He would better serve us all by chaining himself to a tree in a remote forest somewhere. That is all.

    • Dan says:

      10:22am | 20/02/12

      Dan’s tips on how this all plays out:

      - There will be a spill in the next fortnight. Rudd will win, as MP’s realise leaving him to sabotage from the backbenches won’t end well.

      - The carbon tax will be postponed till either 2013 or 2014, at least after the next election.

      - Relationships with the Greens end as a result. Bob Katter will agree to support the Govt in a motion of no confidence, thanks to a good personal relationship with Rudd. (Possibly Tony Crook too).

      - The new Rudd Govt will spend roughly 12 months in office, focusing primarily on health and education reform.

      - An election will be called for March/April 2013, and Rudd will lose.

    • Number Cruncher says:

      11:45am | 20/02/12

      Alternative scenario:
      -  Leadership spill next week.  Rudd will win
      -  Power sharing with Greens to end.  Governemnt will remain in power for a couple of weels (tops) c/o back-room deals (again)
      -  Fair Work release findings from investigation.  Craig Thomson forced to resign, no confidence motion passed and parliament dissolved. 
      -  Abbott wins government in landslide victory.  Labor effectively annhilated for a whole generation (again)
      -  Abbott forces double dissolution in attempt to repeal carbon tax.  Another landslide victory.  Labor heads in the direction of the democrats

    • Dan says:

      12:25pm | 20/02/12

      Number Cruncher,

      No matter how much you may wish it, it’ll never play out that way. Sorry!

      - If Fair Work finds potential breaches, they’ll go to the DPP. It’ll then drag on there and in court for months, if not years. There will be no speedy resolution.

      - Even if Craig Thomson resigns, a motion of no confidence will never pass. Oakeshott and Windsor will always vote for the Govt, and Wilkie and Bandt won’t let it fail.

      - Abbott probably would win in a “landslide”, but annihilation is a relative term. Take the recent NSW election as a guidepoint of the worst a major party can possibly perform. They’ve still got 20 odd seats.

      Like it or not, there will always be a Labor Party. Sorry!

    • Govt@FauxCitizen says:

      10:29am | 20/02/12

      Rudd doesnt have the numbers gillard doesn’t have the popularity in polls my money is on crean but does he have the nuts?

    • Cobbler says:

      10:30am | 20/02/12

      If only Rudd had the balls to push the ETS through double-dissolution then the whole debate would be over who of the 5 remaining Liberals would be the leader.

        I wonder why the Liberals have been pushing this leadership issue so hard?  If I was Tony Abbott I’d want to keep Gillard in the chair.  I think Rudd is the only person capable of turning around the popularity of the party by the next election.  There are a lot of Labor voters out there who are dirty over the percieved back-stabbing of Rudd who would return to the fold if he was bought back.  Putting the ‘faceless man’ Bill Shorten in would simply exacerbate the issue, regardless of how competent he is.

      I’ve never been able to understand how the LNP garners the support it does.  Look at the howard government.  It took 11 years for the voters to work out that ‘do nothing government’ is bad government, but only about 2 for the right-wing media to convince them that it was better than the reformist labor government of 2007-8.  The mind boggles…

    • Esteban says:

      12:03pm | 20/02/12

      Keep an open mind and don’t give up trying to figure it out cobblers.

    • Eve says:

      10:35am | 20/02/12

      why don’t you all get over it, Julia is PM until the election in 2013, it is all a beat up because of “economic interests”

    • Carl Palmer says:

      10:36am | 20/02/12

      Tory, you missed a bit – “…..carcass of the Australian prime ministership leading the carcass of the Australian Labour Party.” Yep, there’s that piscatorial stench that is the ALP. The sad thing is they know it.

    • Mark D says:

      10:39am | 20/02/12

      Liberal and Nationals infighting, internal Labor infighting, the vacuum of the Greens. No wonder I do not vote for any party.

    • Anjuli says:

      10:40am | 20/02/12

      They are an embarrassment

    • HAVOC says:

      10:46am | 20/02/12

      Who was the real standout ego maniac here the red self serving wrecker foremd a view and
      knifed
      the popular first term PM Rudd who took the ALP to victory when Latham and
      Beazley couldnt! So some as above here should very careful with urging Gillard to form yet
      another view to sack Rudd! If she puts the boot in again the havoc she will cuase! Hasnt
      Gillard learnt her lesson from the debacle she caused when she disloyally grabbed his Pms
      job? Rudd
      has the right to to challenge an inept unpopular lying schemer thats going nowhere in the
      Polls. and he may get punished for it aw cmon off it Face reality ALP the voters want to
      boot Gillard so when are you going to follow
      suit? Some ALP just sycophnatically pander to their Princess Julia and yet the voters are
      being ignored! They dont want her simple as that! Gillard has failed as PM she has had her
      go! Its time for her to prove she has real humility like she said when she deposed Rudd so
      Gillard for the sake of the national interest stop selfishly hogging the PMs job and resign
      pronto!

    • RED WRECKER says:

      10:47am | 20/02/12

      Who was the real standout ego maniac here the red self serving wrecker foremd a view and
      knifed
      the popular first term PM Rudd who took the ALP to victory when Latham and
      Beazley couldnt! So some as above here should very careful with urging Gillard to form yet
      another view to sack Rudd! If she puts the boot in again the havoc she will cuase! Hasnt
      Gillard learnt her lesson from the debacle she caused when she disloyally grabbed his Pms
      job? Rudd
      has the right to to challenge an inept unpopular lying schemer thats going nowhere in the
      Polls. and he may get punished for it aw cmon off it Face reality ALP the voters want to
      boot Gillard so when are you going to follow
      suit? Some ALP just sycophnatically pander to their Princess Julia and yet the voters are
      being ignored! They dont want her simple as that! Gillard has failed as PM she has had her
      go! Its time for her to prove she has real humility like she said when she deposed Rudd so
      Gillard for the sake of the national interest stop selfishly hogging the PMs job and resign
      pronto!

    • Jl says:

      11:04am | 20/02/12

      He was not popular, he was polling really badly just prior to an election. He admitted that he would lose the election.  Gillard is better at the job according to all credible sources. Rudd himself admits he was poor in the role (read the article). Why would you want a bad tempered poor performer who is dysfunctional in the top job? Weird.

    • Gregg says:

      11:05am | 20/02/12

      So wrecker,
      Were you swinging the demo ball as you typed this or did someone feed you something to do a cut and paste with?

    • Dennis says:

      10:52am | 20/02/12

      We need a leadership ballot now between Julia and Kevin. Forget the others like Bill Shorten who is nothing but a political opportunist. This issue has been festering now for months. We need to get it over with.

    • Gregg says:

      11:08am | 20/02/12

      @Dennis
      And the winner is RED WRECKER or HAVOC!
      FMD!

    • Aussie Wazza says:

      11:03am | 20/02/12

      DISENCHANTED:
      I’m pretty much in line with your statement EXCEPT FOR THE LAST PARAGRAPH.

      You say: Put Malcolm Turnbull on the ballot (either party will do!) and you’ll get my vote. He may be arrogant and abrasive, but at least he’s shown that he’s willing to take a stand based on a principle and not bend over to the court of public opinion.

      Whose principle?

      Surely we vote for REPRESENTATIVES. People to work as we direct or desire.

      Or are we are actually just voting for people to give them the opportunity to push THEIR agendas?

      Australia is a democracy and as such parliment should act as the people want; wright or rong.

      I’m not knocking Malcolm Turnbull; I like him. It’s the ‘act as he thinks’, Not the voters, that I don’t like.

    • Michael says:

      11:08am | 20/02/12

      Both of the major parties have shown they can’t govern the country any more, the two party experiment, after the demise of the Democrats has shown this. I do believe that a strong true third party option, leading to a permanent “coalition” requirement to form government is the only way to lead the country. It will reduce the vile negative campaigning (right now, party A puts down party B and vice versa) because there will be three parties in the mix, and parties will have to focus on their policies, not just the “evil” of their single opponent.
      Both Libs and Labor have shown in the last decade that when put into power without checks and balances, they will totally disregard the electorate and push whatever policy they like, whether the electorate was asked about it or not.

    • PW says:

      11:42am | 20/02/12

      The rise of the Greens came after the demise of the Democrats. The rise of the Democrats came after the demise of the DLP. There has been a strong third political party in Australia for the best part of the last 60 years.

    • Gregg says:

      03:41pm | 20/02/12

      And then there’s the Nationals and chuck in a few independents as well.
      By contrast with the current situation, the LNP has done pretty well for the country when they have been in government.

    • Joel B1 says:

      11:08am | 20/02/12

      Kevin Rudd might not be exactly open about his ambitions but at least he’s not hiding them either.

      Unlike Julia: “Ohh, what a surprise, ME? You want me as PM?”

      While Rudd just looked bewildered at the betrayal.

      Gillard’s politic poison. And this may well reflect her usual or real persona.

    • Knemon says:

      01:21pm | 20/02/12

      Good call razor.

    • Ali says:

      11:18am | 20/02/12

      Hey Fanta Pantz, Karma is a bitch

    • Kelvin says:

      11:22am | 20/02/12

      So Gillard sacks Rudd. Who will she blame then? She has blamed Mr Abbott for everything including a riot and then ‘found out’ it was caused by her own staff. She has blamed Rudd for disloyalty, destabilising her so called leadership (pot/kettle) and anything that she couldn’t blame Abbott for.

      When will she walk into the hall of mirrors and see who is the architect of all of her problems and the long trail of lies and broken promises.

      Whichever way you look at Gillard and Rudd, they are peas in a pod. Failures of the highest order. The only thing is that both are in the Preliminary Final play-off to see who plays Gough in the Grand Final for the title of worst PM leading the worst government of all time.

    • Mike Dickinson says:

      11:25am | 20/02/12

      Can’t agree with this article at all. Take Rudd out of the equation and the considerable achievements of this government will come to the fore. Gillard is getting things done.

    • Cienfuegos says:

      11:27am | 20/02/12

      Stop! Turnbull Time !!!

    • Raph says:

      11:29am | 20/02/12

      The sooner the ALP starts thinking about a replacement of both Gillard and Rudd the better for it’s fortunes. Someone suitable to all factions should be groomed to take over and the sooner the better.

    • PittTheYounger says:

      11:35am | 20/02/12

      Labor is finished. The bleeding heart lefties will move on to the greens whilst the blue collar workers would rather bite the bullet and vote Liberal than vote for the anti-industry, anti-manufacturing Greens.

    • Louise says:

      11:39am | 20/02/12

      Actually, it is probably time that those on the cross-benches who are keeping the “government” in power took a look at their own role in what is happening to the offices of government in Australia. They CAN force an election (except that 2/3 most encumbered with the responsibility to do it, given that Adam Bandt is a Green & therefore arguably part of the govt vs a true cross-bencher, have snowflakes chances in hell of being returned - now there is self-interest!).
      A Prime Minister has been removed in a coup so bloody that, had it occurred in Stewart/Tudor times, it would have left no opportunity for the vanquished to return.
      The Office of the Speaker has been politicized.  (Advise those who may not know the significance of that in the Westminster system of parliamentary govt to give the English history books a go.  Like it or not, that’s where the system comes from & it’s probably the best thing we inherited from Mother England, as it ensures the survival of the other critical inheritance - our legal system.)
      And, the art of truthfulness in politics aside, we now have an embarrassment of a PM who a) lies boldly, barefaced and significantly (eg carbon tax to voters, written agreement with Wilkie smeared in the blood of the Office of the Speaker) and b) who seems never to have any idea what her own office is up to e.g. the Australia Day fiasco (which was seen worldwide) and lately her post-Rudd acceptance speech. Despite the poor timing re the Darwin events, I’m just waiting to find out which of her staffers released the Rudd video without her knowledge, of course!

    • Richard says:

      11:40am | 20/02/12

      Dad and Dave Rudd lived in Snake Gully in 1937, looks like nothing has changed as far as the snakes are concerned

    • Richard says:

      11:41am | 20/02/12

      Where is John Kerr when you need him ?

    • Nigel Cockburn says:

      03:54pm | 20/02/12

      Hes dead Richard. He drank himself to death after realising he had bypassed democary on his way to getting his hands on plenty of free grog. Nuff said?

    • Joel B1 says:

      11:47am | 20/02/12

      The laugh’s on all those ABC writers who “ran around the park in a Kev07 t-shirt drinking champagne, [and] wondered, will there be a big baby boom in nine months time?”

      Realists knew the ALP was dysfunctional. And the hype proved to be just that, hype.

      Anyone else remember the hysterical outpourings of nonsensical joy at Kevs’ election?

      (As an aside, the women I saw with Obama’s face tattooed on her leg must be feeling just a bit foolish by now.)

    • Dear Quentin Bryce - Governor General of Australio says:

      12:09pm | 20/02/12

      Dear Governor General Quentin Bryce, Look at this decrepit rabble of rats clammering for self preservation. What a pathetic excuse for human beings we have as a government! Rotten to the core and there demise, entirely brought on by there own deceitful cunning actions, in there deposing of an elected Prime Minister. And obviously a complete failure in undemocratically electing the woefully dismal and incompetent Julia Gillard. Please call an election now Governor General Bryce, the country deserves better!!! The country should not be dictated to by a small group of crooks, thieves and dogs!! Australia needs direction, common sense and logic, not a carcinogenic soap opera!! Please HELP AUSTRALIA….

    • Esteban says:

      12:40pm | 20/02/12

      The GG does not have the power (thank goodness) to dissolve parliament based on competance alone. There must be a successful no confidence vote, dismissal due to illegality, bi election or something like that.

      As appealing as it is we actually do not want the GG with the power to randomly dismiss.

    • Esteban says:

      12:09pm | 20/02/12

      ” Rudd took us to a magnificent victory in 2007 on a well established policy platform after the caucus rejected Kim Beazley as leader”

      If my memory serves me correctly Bomber Beazely stepped down without the need of the caucus intervening. Also was there not 2 other leaders in between Bomber and Rudd that did require the caucus to get rid of.

    • James D says:

      12:11pm | 20/02/12

      It’s true that neither Rudd nor Gillard has the interests of voters at heart. It’s clear that the great majority of our so-called “representatives” don’t have our interests at heart - the behaviour of both parties in and out of parliament clearly demonstrates this, and most of us are heartily sick of it. Out with Rudd, and Gillard, and Abbott, and in with Turnbull - he’s our best bet for a parliament we deserve, not the rabble we’ve got.

    • splash says:

      12:15pm | 20/02/12

      This whole debarcle started bad with the knifing of Rudd and will finish bad with the demise of labor

    • Sean says:

      12:20pm | 20/02/12

      I’m still actually reasonably confident that Labor will win the next election (I support the Libs, mind you). Australians simply are that utterly stupid.

    • Bob Smith says:

      02:35pm | 20/02/12

      I doubt that Labor will win the next election. However I agree with you that the average voter is criminally misinformed.

      We survived the GFC in better condition than any other advanced economy. Our economy is the envy of the world. We have the best employment figures ever. We have low interest rates and low government debt and low taxes (OECD figures). All part of the Labor government’s ‘bungling’.

      And, opposed to this, we have the financial ‘team’ of: Abbott, with a self-professed lack of interest in economics, Sloppy Joe Hockey responsible for the Libs budget costings fiasco and several basic financial bungles since, and poor Andrew Robb struck down with depression (though, if that were my financial team, I would be depressed as well).

      With such a great financial record you would indeed have to be stupid to vote for the above stooges.

    • Wynston Cruso says:

      12:47pm | 20/02/12

      This ties in well with the other article, and it’s exactly what we get when almost half of our population can’t read because they’re stupid. Stupid people voting = crap government. The end.

    • stevem says:

      01:01pm | 20/02/12

      I wonder how Andrew Wilkie feels now. He siad he based his decision to support Labor because he thought they would be “stable, competent and ethical”

    • Against the Man says:

      03:32pm | 20/02/12

      If Wilkie thought that about Labor he should very well be subjected to drug testing.

    • Pierre of Concord says:

      01:18pm | 20/02/12

      Thank god this abomination thet calls itself a government is finally in its death throes. Doesn’t matter if it dies fast or slow, at least its finished. Looking forward to having a decent and dignified Liberal Government back in power after the next election. Congratulations Tony and good luck.

    • razor says:

      01:43pm | 20/02/12

      Dr NO is is a cold-blooded, calculating, unprincipled usurper, has no policies, is without a virtue; no statesman, knowing nothing of commerce, political economy, civil government, and supplying ignorance by bold presumption.

    • Stephen T says:

      02:20pm | 20/02/12

      @ razor: My but that is a bitter, ill informed and spite filled rant, what has Tony Abbott done to earn such hate.  I admit there are few Politicians that I despise mostly for sound personal reasons but Tony Abbott isn’t one of them, to my mind he is probably amongst the better ones.  He is also amongst the better educated ones if you look at his academic qualifications: B.Ec and LL.B from Sydney Uni. then a Rhodes Scholarship to Oxford for his M.A.  What are your credentials?

    • Louise says:

      02:22pm | 20/02/12

      Relevance?

    • Esteban says:

      02:41pm | 20/02/12

      razor, I will simplify it for you. It is a 2 horse race. One horse has fallen and can’t get back up. The other horse does not have to be black Caviar to win.

      Abbott just has to be on his feet at the next election and he wins.

      You would be better served trying to find something you like about him because he is your next PM.

    • john says:

      02:54pm | 20/02/12

      @Stephen T
      ” if you look at his academic qualifications: B.Ec and LL.B from Sydney Uni. then a Rhodes Scholarship to Oxford for his M.A”

      Oh wow look how smart he is razor, it just makes it official -an accredited nutter. 

      Might as well be used folded toilet paper, framed.

    • Rick of the Dustbowl says:

      03:30pm | 20/02/12

      @ Estaban how can Abbott be on his feet when he always has one foot in his mouth?

    • Stephen T says:

      04:43pm | 20/02/12

      @ John: Nutter? such a way with words John.  Though it is what I come to expect from those who become to attached to their own opinion, does it help you to feel better about yourself that you can use derogatory names and smart comments as opposed to objective argument and reasoned debate.  Vilification is the preferred tactic of those with out the merit of an argument.

    • john says:

      07:23pm | 20/02/12

      @ Stephen T “@ John: Nutter? such a way with words John”

      I was being polite. You know the old saying if the shoe fits…...

      I’m being kind when Tony imposes his beliefs on others ~1.2 million Australians giving no hope to these people for any social progress.
      http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_gay_people_are_there_in_Australia

      I’m being kind when even out of context he chooses words like shit happens in a war zone, when there is clear death and destruction.
      Its offensive to the whole ANZAC movement, past, present & future.

      His behaviour & demeanour whilst health minister during Howard years was reprehensible.

      Your beloved Rhodes scholar - he is not. Not even in the slightest. Perhaps on paper.

      You get a better person from a high school drop-out.

      Think before you play your moral card Mr. Stephen T. What kind of person do you think, as reported would “sell his arse to become PM?”

      Its bad enough we have people like Julia & Kevin, what a joke this person is presented as an alternative to lead Australia.

    • Stephen T says:

      08:13pm | 20/02/12

      @ John: I don’t really know John, I was harsh thank you for your considered reply.  I do not contend that he is perfect, just undeserving of the vilification directed his way on a constant basis, just as Rudd and Gillard do not deserve to be vilified, I may not respect the person, I may despise the person but I see no reason to go to the extremes found in the forums.  Rudd, Gillard and Abbott have qualities as well as faults, to argue otherwise is fundamentally wrong, they have all done stupid things and we collectively have let them get away with it, in reality it is our bad habits that created the problem, we can’t change them until we change ourselves.  Cheers

    • chris says:

      01:49pm | 20/02/12

      The PM and her office would be able to run a booze up at a brewery,I think? without creating any demonstrations.

    • Anubis says:

      02:55pm | 20/02/12

      As long as they had Craig Thomson flashing the credit card to pay for it

    • john says:

      09:05pm | 20/02/12

      @Anubis “As long as they had Craig Thomson flashing the credit card to pay for it “

      LOL, Labor are paying for it now voluntarily no credit either, and it appears we have Arbib to thank for that, in the hope it will all go away and the affair will die out.

      I’m only wondering if they can ’ rip ‘Julia apart.  Craig Thompson affair is pulling her leg, Abbott is pulling the other leg, Rudd is pulling her hair, Wilkie is pulling her arm. The looming deficit reaper is knocking on the door & voters want her head for lying. You can see the strain in her press conferences now.

      The PM’s office has forsaken its credibility to harbour an MP to buy time with back room deals to hold onto power, Tenterhooks much?

      Good example of how to run a country.

      Isn’t that called corruption when using money to harbour an MP who is being investigated? Don’t people go to jail for this sort of thing anymore?

      A deck of cards, that will end in tears.

      ~$1m to investigate, plus the brothel shops in surry hills.

      http://www.crikey.com.au/2011/08/19/labor-mp-in-prostitute-scandal/

      sic[As Andrew Clennell reports in The Daily Telegraph: “The ALP bailout of Craig Thomson could be more than $150,000?—?and federal minister Mark Arbib is understood to have brokered the deal between Prime Minister Julia Gillard’s office and NSW Labor

      Labor’s been quietly covering the costs because if Thomson is declared bankrupt, he is therefore unfit for office and an election forced on a embattled minority Gillard government.]sic

    • RyaN says:

      01:49pm | 20/02/12

      Please can we have boring government again, we just cannot afford this “entertainment”!

    • chris says:

      01:54pm | 20/02/12

      Yes Kevin did have a heart operation, but it would be difficult for Julia not sure if they could find one.

    • Against the Man says:

      02:05pm | 20/02/12

      I’ve held off posting anything just to see the majority (which I am part of) rip Rudd/Gillard/ALP a new one smile

      I was right from the the beginning and I’m sure that must really piss off the ALPers smile

      ps: well done Anna Bligh please don’t forget to thank Gillard for helping hahahahahahaha

    • nossy says:

      03:36pm | 20/02/12

      @Against the Man   hahaahha who won “todays” election ATM - jebus another day and no Tones as PM - Ohhhh how sweet it is!!

    • Against the Man says:

      05:04pm | 20/02/12

      All alone nossy? All your friends in hiding? smile

      Say hi to Seano/John A Neve and Unionist for me at the medication rounds.

    • jg says:

      02:08pm | 20/02/12

      You’ve got to wonder what lies Oakeshott and Windsor are telling themselves now?

      You knowm stable government and all that.

    • Reg Funnell says:

      03:12pm | 20/02/12

      They are saying what have been saying all along - we hate the Nationals so much we will never go their way. Simple jg. They are and shall remain in Labors camp.

    • Against the Man says:

      03:29pm | 20/02/12

      Oakeshott and Windsor have the ALP plague as well and sadly will end up paying a huge price for taking Gillard’s side!

      Also noticed some really angry comments against them the last few days so I’m guessing they must be at some level of chaos within themselves if they have a conscience.

    • RW says:

      03:45pm | 20/02/12

      Oakshots writing his 23 minute departure speach and Windsor is in the process of being ran out of town as a puppet traitor!!.......but hes still saying Ronald Macdonald is doing a good job….

    • Sean says:

      03:58pm | 20/02/12

      @AtM

      The Noalition and their supporters have been abusing and insulting the Independents ever since Abbott couldn’t convince them to side with him, constantly confirming for them that they’ve made the right decision.

    • Against the Man says:

      05:01pm | 20/02/12

      Sean what you mean is the MAJORITY of Australians don’t like the Independents smile

    • Sean says:

      07:35pm | 20/02/12

      @AtM

      No. What I mean is that the Noalition and their supporters have been abusing and insulting the Independents ever since Abbott couldn’t convince them to side with him, constantly confirming for them that they’ve made the right decision.

    • Against the Man says:

      08:02pm | 20/02/12

      Sean, I’m not abusing you now but if you can’t see that the independents sold out this country to Labor well there is no way to wake you up to face reality.

      If I’m wrong the independents will be elected back to their seats by their electorate with a record win. The reality is that they will take the money and shame and run.

    • Sean says:

      09:08am | 21/02/12

      @AtM

      You can abuse me all you like; I couldn’t care less. In fact, coming from you, it’s a compliment.

      It’s the abuse and insults to the Independents that’s your problem.

      You constantly confirm for them that they’ve made the right decision.

    • jack gilbert says:

      02:40pm | 20/02/12

      Abbott has only one problem he has small man sydrome have a look at the way he walks, lookout Im tough,  I will make one prediction should they win power Abbott hockey and Robb will stuff this country
                                                                        jack

    • RyaN says:

      03:28pm | 20/02/12

      You mean worse than the current Labor government has?
      I mean what is the current debt?
      What is the highest debt this country has ever shouldered?
      What was the debt when they came to power?

      Oh lookie, don’t look at the total and stark raving incompetence of the Labor party, oh no lookie over there it must be Abbotts fault.

      You lot are pathetic.

    • Bob Smith says:

      04:30pm | 20/02/12

      You are joking aren’t you?

      Australia has one of, if not the very, lowest level of public debt in the developed world! Estimated at about 20% of GDP by IMF in 2010.

      And, for that incredibly low level of public debt, we survived the GFC, which has devastated most of the developed world, in the very best condition. Money well spent I would say.

    • nossy says:

      04:39pm | 20/02/12

      @Bob Smith ignore poor old RyaN Bob - he has a chip on his shoulder about the size of a Tasmanian Oak!  hahhaha I think he sucks lemons for brekky!

    • RyaN says:

      11:07am | 21/02/12

      @Bob Smith: Answer the questions then!

      What is the current debt?
      What is the highest debt this country has ever shouldered?
      What was the debt when Labor came to power?

    • RyaN says:

      11:08am | 21/02/12

      @nossy: Pwaar nossy, that was close, you almost got me.

    • Robert Williamson says:

      03:17pm | 20/02/12

      Julia Gillard talks about moral fibre and doing whats right??? Was that the case when she was having a two year affair with Craig Emerson whilst he was still married. The hypocricy,  deceit and lack of judgement displayed by this woman is outstanding and seems to be a part of the culture embedded in Labour!! They really are just all self serving scumbags telling us that the countrys doing fine, when there taking home $300K+ per year. In any other country they would have been strung up by now or deported!!

    • PW says:

      04:48pm | 20/02/12

      List (not exhaustive) of former PM’s who reputedly had extramarital affairs:

      Hawke, McMahon, Gorton, Holt, Menzies, Chifley.

      But they were all male, of course.

    • nossy says:

      03:26pm | 20/02/12

      It was an apalling thing to do for Labor to unseat an elected PM Tory - no getting around it. I am sure Labor knows this now. Tony Abbott said at the time, and I agree, “this is no way to treat a PM”.  Fair enough Gillard had to cop a hung Parliament as a result and has to her credit managed to negotiate her way through it for 18 months , in the process getting virtully all ofher legisalation through. But Rudd should have been allowed to face the electors in this great democracy of ours - and may yet get his chance. My guess , given the 2PP was much better for Labor under Rudd than Gillard, is that he would have won an election. Also given the fact it was a 1st term government and mostly they get through 1st time. 18 long months to go and what will happen is anyones guess but Labor does have one great asset and that is the very much unliked and untrusted Tony Abbott, the John Hewson of the modern era, who I believe will be there to assist Labor to victory in 2013 - but just by the smallest of margins - Rudd may be the game changer for Labor and take poor old Tones off to other gainful employment in a much bolder fashion.

    • stevem says:

      04:12pm | 20/02/12

      Win by the smallest of margins? They won less seats than the LNP at the last election and only just pulled off the victory. Are you suggesting the next election could be even closer?

    • Bob Smith says:

      04:17pm | 20/02/12

      mmm…Tony Abbott is no John Hewson. Hewson was a vitally interested economist. Abbott has a self-professed lack of interest in economics, so much so that Costello is on record as saying that, in any govt. led by him, he wouldn’t consider Abbott as a deputy because of his alarming disinterest in economics. That would barely be tolerable (especially for a Libs leader! Imagine Howard saying he wasn’t interested in economics) if a leader had a sound financial backup team…but with Sloppy Joe and a depressed Andrew Robb carrying the can…

      There is something deeply disturbing and more than a little strange about Abbott with his constant macho stunts and attempts to prove himself as a ‘tough’ man…he boxes, does triathlons, fires every gun he can get his hands on, lives in fluro vests and helmets, talks tough (‘sh*t happens’, ‘bullsh*t’ to Roxon etc), struts like a little bantam, thrusts his chin out every chance he gets. Someone SO desperate to prove it, isn’t the real deal…whatever else they are.

    • nossy says:

      04:27pm | 20/02/12

      @stevem in horse racing parlance stevem a one length win fella - 2010 by short half head. Clear?

    • Esteban says:

      04:32pm | 20/02/12

      Bob I would love to hear your assessment of Rudd. To me he is a case study for the shrinks.

    • PW says:

      04:38pm | 20/02/12

      Just like John Howard in the mid-80’s, Abbott does not strike me as a man whose time is at hand. Quite possibly a work in progress, like for Howard another decade might do wonders, but I just cannot see Australia taking Dr No to its bosom in the near future. It’s just too hard to take him seriously. The Libs brains trust know this and will dump him at an opportune time, maybe 12 months from now.

    • Bob Smith says:

      05:01pm | 20/02/12

      It’s always struck me as funny that Rudd has studied Chinese because he is very ‘Chinese’ in temperament. He always maintains a ‘public face’. So he can just have been horribly insulted, yet he will have his little fixed smile and measured voice (while he is thinking ‘I’m gonna burn you!’). He shares the characteristic Chinese inscrutability.

      He sounds like a bit of a demanding petty tyrant behind the scenes who has few people skills. He, funnily enough, like Turnbull, was unused to leading a team (unless it agreed with him anyhow), convincing them, and carrying them with him, and it ended up costing both of them dearly.

      Both Turnbull and Rudd are intelligent men though and seem capable of learning from their mistakes. Turnbull particularly so. I would expect Malcolm mkII, if we ever see it, to be a different and more conciliatory beast than mkI.

    • CAt5 says:

      04:03pm | 20/02/12

      So maybe we should just hand the country over to the media, they seem to be running things at the moment.

    • Daniel says:

      07:18pm | 20/02/12

      Plague is on both their houses. Thats why people need to vote 1 Greens.

    • Cath says:

      07:29pm | 20/02/12

      Good stuff Tory, spot on.

    • Blackbuttboy says:

      07:47pm | 20/02/12

      F##king hopeless. Is this what we get? Well we deserve it, we voted for it. And we will probably have to suffer another 18 months of it. The undoubted worst bit of any successful challenge, having to listen to that unctuous clown Oakeshott drone on endlessly about the good of the nation, the new paradigm blah blah blah before he inevitably decides to support Rudd, or Shorten or whoever else the collection of former union reps known as the labour party caucus decide to inflict upon us. I bet he is practicing in front of the mirror right now. Or maybe Gillard will stagger on for another 12 months, endlessly moving forward, making the hard decisions, and being the real Julia. F##king hopeless.

    • Trog says:

      08:25pm | 20/02/12

      Have I been sin binned?  It’s the end of the quote -something like:

      ‘A plague on both thy houses, for they have have made worm’s meat of me’

    • Claire says:

      09:15pm | 20/02/12

      If Julia is thinking of giving the prime ministership to someone she should think of Jason Clare he remind you of a young Tony Blair at least and I believe he will do great and may surprise all of you and keep votersfaraway from reminding them what damage the seniors PMs did to Kevin Rudd and Julia. They should start fresh with new blood and do not manipulate him for any decision making if Labor party want to servive the next election and get ride of these new Taxes and keep promises. Jason look like someone who has drive, fun, integrity and committed

    • Lucy says:

      02:56am | 21/02/12

      Love the picture caption. Cracked up. Good one, Punch

    • John says:

      07:46am | 21/02/12

      Last night,  I struggled to sleep, pondering in despair the depths to which our major parties’ leaderships have plunged.  I considered that voting to get rid of Labor’s and replacing it with the Coalition’s would be akin to trying to step around a dog turd on the footpath, only to slip on it and fall face-first into a pool of drunken vomit in the gutter.

 

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