The fashion world was abuzz as word spread we were going to see rather buxom models in the Prada show (one of the most influential shows in the entire fashion spectrum) during Milan Fashion Week and really solidify the trend that bums were back, hips were big, curvy bodies were the next big thing.

Miranda Kerry - curvy?

So the fashion press waited with baited breath to see what dizzying beauties Miuccia Prada had flown in to prove to the world that she was all for promoting voluptuous women.

Who came down the catwalk? Victoria’s Secret models. You know, the ones with the ridiculously tiny thin bodies who also happened to be blessed with a B-cup (‘cause on a superslim body, a B-cup can look quite large. Most models have zero in the breast department.

Miranda Kerr, size 2; Doutzen Kroes, size 2; Alessandra Ambrosio, size 2; Rosie Huntington-Whitely, size 2 were the brand new additions to the usual crop of size 0 models we’ve come to see rule the catwalk.

Revolutionary? I think not.

It’s more a token nod to the backlash of skinny models in the media recently, and maybe an appeasing gesture to Alexandra Shulman of UK Vogue who wrote a letter to important designers last year, imploring them not to hire emaciated girls.

Should we be happy that this is a positive step for the industry and may lead to an increase in healthier models on the runway, and hope that other designers might follow Miuccia’s lead and not hire dangerously thin girls who put their health at risk for their job? Yes. I think so.

Prada is the queen of fashion. She sets trends, both with the girls she hires and the clothes she designs each season. What this may lead to, if nothing else, is a willingness to stop booking girls that starve themselves and start giving jobs to those with healthier bodies, who work out and eat actual food for breakfast. Whose only previous runway resume was the Victoria’s Secret show because they are normally labelled “too commercial for catwalk”.

Commercial, maybe. But much more attractive to the rest of the world.

Unfortunately though, it’s in no way a step forward to hiring “curvy” girls, because calling these young women curvy is laughable. I’ve got more lumps and bumps in my little toe than these models have on their entire bodies. With not a hip in sight, thighs about as big as a baseball bat and bottoms that would make a little boy proud, these girls are thin, there’s no doubt about that. Healthy, yes. Not starving. But definitely not shapely.

Prada even had to fill their bras out with padding because they weren’t as busty as the designer wanted. Big surprise.

So while the hype didn’t live up to the show, at least we have a tiny step in the right direction. Models that eat good food. Baby steps, I guess. But it’ll be awhile before we see a return to the buxom supermodel of old.

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    • Peter Thornton says:

      07:16am | 01/03/10

      Putting your ‘health at risk for your job’ is practically an obligation these days (and nights - night workers of the world will testify to that).

      Besides, spend a moment or two next time you’re walking down any street even partially congested with human traffic and notice that the proportion of well rounded, curvy, rubenesque, BBW or simply plain fat women (SPFW) drastically outnumbers those with ‘healthier’ bodies. Things are slowly changing for the better, but obesity is still in epidemic proportions throughout the Western world; a fact made no more palatable by deluded justifications such as big is beautiful, [i like] “something to hang on to” or any other type of naff cliche.

      Hambeasts of the world wake up and try harder. Being overweight is not attractive.

    • Adam Diver says:

      11:41am | 01/03/10

      Totally agree but does anyone else cringe at shows like who wants to be a supermodel are going gaga over some women who is as ugly. Just cos your tall and skiny does not make you pretty. Faces still count model agencies

    • Zeta says:

      08:34am | 01/03/10

      ‘Hambeast’. WTF. I thought I was a nasty pasty on a Monday morning.

    • Peter Thornton says:

      09:00am | 01/03/10

      And most hambeasts think, mistakenly, that they’re not fat…

      First comes the illusion, then comes the delusion, then the rampant expectation to become a “celebrity”.

      Being ordinary? OMG, no! Being a person among persons? WTF.

      If it weren’t so tragic it’d be a laugh…

    • Zeta says:

      10:05am | 01/03/10

      Hambeast. I’m going to remember that and reuse it throughout the day.

      I don’t even see them. It’s like years of commercial television and pornography have blinded me to unattractive people. A really unattractive person would have to hit me in the face with a sack of door knobs to get my attention. So I didn’t even think about delusional hambeasts until right this instant.

      That’s kind of ironic too because while the hambeasts of the world don’t realise they have a problem, legitimately beautiful women spend all day worried about how fat they look. We’re a strange walking virus.

    • bella starkey says:

      10:11am | 01/03/10

      Sometimes, I see a group of obese people, perhaps a family, and I remember that we live in a country of complete foodsters and I am a very lucky little vegemite not to be one of them.

    • Ellen Jones says:

      11:38am | 01/03/10

      I love the obesity epidemic. It makes me look so hot in comparison.

    • Kim says:

      11:41am | 01/03/10

      Does anybody else think that Miranda Kerry’s dress is on backwards?

    • stephen says:

      12:08pm | 01/03/10

      Clothes on a Model are meant to hand from the shoulder or waist. Such clothes ‘drape’ properly when they walk down the runway. (This is why models don’t stand still, ever. Clothes look best when we move.)
      Clothes on a buxom model don’t hang, they rest, and on any bit of fat they can find.

    • 6clegs says:

      12:36pm | 01/03/10

      whats with all the models made-up to resemble A Jolie? is that who every female is supossed to look like?

      what a fugly dress, i hope Ms Kerry was paid a bundle to wear it.
      a dress that shape will make anyone over a size 8 (Oz size 8) look like a heffalump.

      Ah -perhaps this is Prada’s way is making the hambeasts, (my new word of the day - thanks Pete!) who slavishly wear her clobber look even more redickulush and fatter ?
      if she is, she’s one mean-mother!

      Mothers of the 1st world: STOP FEEDING YOUR CHILDREN TRANS-FAT-SUGAR-LADEN, RUBBISH!
      grow a spine, learn to say “No”  to your kid/s.
      you would do them and the rest of the world a huge favour.

      apologies to the moderator - yes, I was actually shouting - someone needs to get the message into their thick skulls. (zeta aint the only monday-morning nasty patsy, today… )

    • Ashley says:

      01:01pm | 01/03/10

      Blame the advent of the hair straightener and hair extensions. Many women these days seem to think they are model material because of their straight glossy over processed hair. They don’t seem to realise that having a slim body and a good bone structure are also part of the equation. The original supermodels were worthy of that label because they were blessed with natural physically attractive attributes. Although there are buxom women who are still very physically attractive, it is usually because they have other attributes that make them so.  Keep the overweight ordinary looking women off the catwalk and away from the fashion mags.

    • sammy k says:

      02:10pm | 01/03/10

      I don’t normally way in this subject, I have no issue with size zero models. However I feel it necessary to point out that Doutzen Kroes is clearly at or above a size 4 in this showing as well as Lara stone who is also at least a size C cup size.

    • Bruce says:

      03:05pm | 01/03/10

      You can say what you like about “curvy” models. Reality is women like Miranda Kerr and the Victoria secret models “SELL” product.

    • Poseidon says:

      03:56pm | 01/03/10

      Its not men who crave these shapes as most men tend to favour more curves I would have thought.

    • Shama says:

      03:30pm | 02/03/10

      I think you have to live in a country where food is hard to come by and ergo skinny is the norm to realise that its perfectly OK to be hambeasts and foodsters…..better a world where you can afford to have your nose in the air about chubbies on maccas, trans fat and plus size models than one that is starving. 

      Sperately the shapely, trim 1950esque Elena Miro models at Milan Fashion Week are termed “plus size” in our strange world.

    • emma hamilton says:

      10:07am | 18/03/10

      I am a perfect 8 with a b cup, all natural eat what I like and am in serious need of aerobic exercise. Do I care about heavier peoples feelings, yes. Do I wish they would shut the bleep up, very much so.
      Why? because I am the person they are attacking. Is it fair that their genes arn’t the set they wanted, no. Is it fair to give me hell because I got lucky, definately not.
      The point is some people have self esteem issues, and put that on other people because they don’t know how to deal with it.

    • Eve says:

      06:59am | 16/03/11

      and if I didnt work hard by watching what I eat spending a fortune on makeup and clothes and let myself go from laziness…I too would be fat ..sorry to those big gals but WORK OUT!! STOP EATING JUNK FOOD AND GET OFF YOU SORRY JEALOUS ASSES…..

    • busty says:

      06:52am | 16/03/11

      I am A 10D and size 8 so stop stereo typifying body shape…people come in all shapes and sizes…us size 8s can still be curvy…u dont have be a 12-14 to have the curves….

 

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