THE classic bump has been knocked out of AFL footy.

The bump is the very thing that characterises Aussie rules, with all its gladiatorial stunts and aerial magic.
Hawk Lance “Buddy” Franklin’s “legitimate bump” on Tiger Ben Cousins was a split-second reaction. And it only takes a split second to swing fortunes in footy.
Buddy’s bump is a fleeting, and unavoidable clash, which could cost Hawthorn a finals berth. The Bombers are rubbing their hands, knowing Buddy is out of the equation this Saturday.
Franklin can swing a game within minutes, especially if he’s pumped on adrenaline.
But now, all the wind has been knocked out of a dejected Buddy. Hawthorn’s week-long fight for justice has fallen on deaf ears.
And what is Buddy’s crime? Well, he’s a big boy that Buddy.
When you have a bigger mass, travelling at a greater speed that the object it collides with, well … the object will come off second best.
Benny Cousins copped the brunt of big Buddy. Benny’s shorter, leaner and wasn’t travelling at speed.
So Benny wore a big guy travelling with momentum – and he suffered mild concussion. And Buddy was blamed as a fast-moving mass that struck trouble – a smaller athlete.
Fans have cried foul. It is a disgrace, they say. Buddy’s bump was played out in the spirit of the laws.
Now the fans are revolting against the AFL. The Herald Sun website was swamped with outraged fans. Where’s the bump that makes our game a thrilling spectacle?
Where’s our legitimate hip and shoulder? You are killing the game, they say. The fans say they will jump ship - abandon the game.
Thank god for the English Premier League, they say.
Is it “soft” for the AFL to try to protect players? Is it “soft” to take out the bump? Does that mean the game will evolve into something like basketball? How about banning tackling? Would that cut out the classic bump?
The AFL tribunal has taken steps to prevent players copping head injuries wherever possible. Are there more injuries now since the rule changes?
It seems injuries are plaguing most teams - the result of running half a marathon on the field each week, while copping bumps and bruises along the way.
Do we want the bump – the hip and shoulder – eliminated from footy? If the powers that be cut out the bump, AFL football – as we know it – will change its shape forever.
There’s no going back now.
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