“When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life,” the English lit great Samuel Johnson famously once said.
A whole bunch of people seem to be tired of London life lately. Or at least intent on mindlessly smashing the great city to pieces.
The past 72 hours haven’t been pretty. The Guardian is calling it the Battle of London. We’ve seen pictures of double-decker buses overturned and engulfed in flames. Looters smashing their way into stores. Rioters hurling planks of wood at bobbies. Buildings that survived two world wars destroyed by rioters.
The rampaging, which started when London taxi driver Mark Duggan was shot, has escalated over the past 24 hours to a widespread expression of rage. So why the rage?
For some time, commentators have been tossing around the notion of “Broken Britain”. The UK media talk a lot about the idea that the country has become mired in crime and is being ruined by feral youth. Britain’s sure looking pretty broken today.
The UK’s new-ish government has also jumped on the bandwagon of cutting down on government spending, shrivelling up programs for unemployed young people. Which has left lots of unemployed, London youth particularly unhappy.
It’s too early to say whether either of these factors spurred the riots, or whether it was an opportunistic crime wave, or both. But it’s fair to say they probably played a role.
While the crisis is yet to unfold fully, pundits, journos and comedians are inevitably asking: is London really ready for the Olympics next year? Broken Britain isn’t anyone’s ideal Olympic host country.
Obviously the city is facing some serious problems that could sink what should be an awesome Games next year. While the city doesn’t look ready for the Games today, the old London that it is ‘hard to get tired of’ is still there.
And that London is much, much more prepared for the Games than Sydney ever was.
Ask any Sydneysider what the second-best thing about 2000 was (the best being the Games, duh) they’ll say September 2000 was the only time Sydney’s rickety Tangaras have EVER run on time. London achieved this a long, long time ago.
Tube trains arrive at your platform every few minutes. It’s nearly impossible to be late. In terms of infrastructure, London Bridge doesn’t actually look like falling down anytime soon.
Sydneysiders were proud of the face their city showed the world in 2000. And when their city isn’t being pillaged by rioters or divided by race and class, Londoners generally have a lot to be proud of.
They’ve got the Tower of London, Big Ben, Westminster Abbey and a bazillion castles. The city is steeped in history and protects its culture. Or at least the culture they’ve stolen from every continent of the earth and plonked in the British Museum.
Third, the Games are just plain coming together, even if nobody except the Iranians has any idea what the hell the Games logo is supposed to be. Preparations are on budget and on time. And just like Sydney, they’re steadily turning a part of the city that was a dump (it was actually a dump) into a place that’s pretty.
And of course, the Poms generally try really, really, really, really hard to beat Australians at anything and everything, so they’re sure doing their PB to make it better than Sydney 2000.
This is a tale of two Londons: one that’s more than ready for the Olympic flame, and one that is in flames as we speak.
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