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    • Penny says:

      03:06pm | 10/12/10

      Is it just me thinking that was Santa Claus?  You know it makes sense.

    • NicoleG says:

      03:07pm | 10/12/10

      That’s hilarious. Wanken f#$@en bankers. Hahahaha. Made my day. I need to compose myself. I’m off to jam my finger in the door. That should help.

    • acotrel says:

      06:24am | 13/12/10

      Glad you find that funny, Nicole - I DON’T !

    • Fazal says:

      01:26pm | 21/12/10

      Chill out, acotrel. You married to a ‘Banker’ o0r what?

    • C1 says:

      03:19pm | 10/12/10

      There is something about the Irish and swearing - They almost make it pure.

    • Gladys says:

      03:28pm | 10/12/10

      And when he asked ‘fook off?’ that Michael Flately was from Chicago. That was funny.

    • Eric says:

      03:32pm | 10/12/10

      %()**&  %^&( !#@%&%!!!

      That is all I have to say.

    • sha says:

      09:48pm | 12/12/10

      Met your match eric?

    • toby says:

      03:45pm | 10/12/10

      Irish people swear the best without a shadow of a doubt…

    • Likes Joining Dots says:

      05:49pm | 10/12/10

      @toby, you may be right, but it might not be remiss to put a quid on a Scot in a close sworn race.  The barrage and burr-age of a scot in full flight is something wondrous to behold.

    • acotrel says:

      06:04am | 13/12/10

      It’s all part of their act! It impresses the tourists.

    • Keith Austin says:

      02:22pm | 13/12/10

      bollocks! londoners swear the best!

    • BT says:

      03:52pm | 10/12/10

      I keep saying it, it’s the IMF…the World Bank…and the other financial institutions. This guy is totally and utterly 100% correct.

    • iansand says:

      06:43pm | 11/12/10

      The vibe?

    • PaulB says:

      11:50pm | 11/12/10

      Say it, and you get called a conspiracy theorist.  Its true of course, but you aren’t allowed to say it for fear of derision and ridicule.  The Mainstream media has done its job well and most people believe what is required of them.

    • BT says:

      04:32pm | 12/12/10

      @iansand, yeah the vibe… plus a degree in Social Science and Diploma of Business sort of taught me a thing or two as well.
      @PaulB - I know what you mean, but I find that if you patiently explain your point and provide evidence to back up your claims then people start to think you have a valid reason for your beliefs.

    • nosthow says:

      03:57pm | 10/12/10

      “I am sensing a wee bit of discontent” asks the interviewer ! Beautiful interview Punch team and as usual you are all on the mark - nice one to end the week !

    • nosthow says:

      08:20pm | 10/12/10

      Magic stuff Badge - admire your work !  You and I bring sanity to the Punch fella !

    • jf says:

      01:44pm | 11/12/10

      Do you mean, Badger, because of the irony of two very, very rich people pontificating about the evil of rich people?

    • Ben81 says:

      04:29pm | 11/12/10

      Oh god, the sad part is that nosthow truly believes what he just said.

    • acotrel says:

      06:22am | 13/12/10

      I just love it when a genius like Dick Smith says we should have an economy without growth.  Surely that’s an example of Liberal Jack?  I’m alright, I’m aboard, pull up the ladder!

    • acotrel says:

      06:39am | 13/12/10

      Loved the clip about Wanda Sykes.  It shows that the average citizen isn’t really stupid enough not to recognise when they’re getting screwed!

    • Matthew says:

      05:00pm | 10/12/10

      I work for one of the big 4 and can tell you the customer facing staff get just as screwed as the customer.  He’s right in that its pure greed that’s driving this.  Sticking up interest rates more than the RBA, not putting up rates on term deposits at the same time or by less and reducng rates late and by less that the RBA reduction all earns them hundreds of millions extra revenue each year. The exec teams of the big 4 operate in exactly the same way…..ream as much revenue out of your customers as you can and screw the staffing costs down as hard as you can and work on the basis that no matter how much you piss people off you will always have roughly the same percentage of the market because they need you and one may lose 5% but they then pick up 5% from someone elses customer base.  This is the case because exec teams get their multi million dollar bonuses based on profit targets and they will do whatever they have to do to whom ever they deem necessary to achieve this, be it internal or external.  The banks feel have an heir of superiority and they feel that they can dictate terms and are untouchable.  What we need is a government that can step on their throats and make the banking and other important industries in Austraila (e.g. power, water) a bit fairer for the average Joe like me and you and the rest of us out there.  With a distinct lack of leadership and solid decision making in govenrments in recent times, we Australians are going to continue to get slowly screwed, one thing after another…...

    • acotrel says:

      06:01am | 13/12/10

      So you don’t believe in ‘the free market economy’?

    • acotrel says:

      06:19am | 13/12/10

      While the economy is in a downturn, that’s the time to do the belt tightening thing, and start saving - YEAH, SURE!  Keep taking the medication!

    • St. Michael says:

      05:02pm | 10/12/10

      About the only part of that interview with any credibility to it was the bit about Michael Flatley.

      If you want to find a &*(@ing reason for the &*(@ing GFC, go no further than &*(@wit US borrowers who decided to speculate on the property market with their own &*(@ing houses.  The money was not &*(@ing given out unsolicited by the &*(@ing banks.  You can also blame &*(@wit government organisations like Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae which &*(@ing underwrote most of the &*(@ing loans that set the entire mess in motion, by giving out loans to people who could not and probably never would be able to repay them once the honeymoon rate had ended.  This was &*(@ing affirmative credit action, and just as stupid.

      Also blame the stupid &*(@ing US government for having a law that if you can’t pay your mortgage, you can simply drop the keys back to the bank and walk away.

      If you also want to blame someone at the banking end, how about we go down the racist road and blame the &*(@inging Chinese.  It was their religious saving habits—up to 50% of their income—that put a massive amount of money into &*(@ing banks that had to be loaned somewhere.  That “somewhere” was cheap mortgages and cheap credit in the West. 

      As we all &*(@ing know, banks operate on the margin between the interest on money deposited with them and the interest they &*(@ing charge on that money when it’s loaned elsewhere.  So what was better: the collapse of the Chinese &*(@ing banking system, bearing in mind China (a) is still de facto a communist country and (b) has nukes, or the collapse of a few Western banks and in some cases the rightful bankruptcy of greedy home speculators?

      &*(@ off.

    • Richard says:

      12:36pm | 11/12/10

      America blaming China for the world’s financial problems by saving too much is like the F student blaming the A student for bringing down the cohort average by studying too much: its nonsense.

      Saving generates capital; it is the only way to generate capital. Blame idiot regulators and governments for the way that this capital eventually ended up in the US housing market (as well as the inflexible communist system they have in China, but that goes without saying.)

      In a true free market that capital would have been put to productive purposes and raised the wealth and living standard of the whole world. But inflexible regulation and stupid government planning always gets in the way of the free market and ruins things for everybody.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      10:50am | 12/12/10

      @ Michael- Nothing on CDOs? Deregulation? Sub prime loans? Absolute BS, the banks were willing participants in the whole mess up to their eyeballs. The U.S government should have never bailed out those #@&*!!!

    • Rosie says:

      05:19pm | 10/12/10

      Great feeling stuff! Only the Irish can get away with such emphatic language. I loved it.

      I was so envious of Gillard using PM status to party with Oprah before this bit; “stupid f#%@ing Govt with a regulator asleep @ the wheel. Hey everybody gets a day in the sunshine!”

      Thanks Punch the best “pick me up” definitely worth it!

    • acotrel says:

      06:09am | 13/12/10

      ‘In a true free market that capital would have been put to productive purposes and raised the wealth and living standard of the whole world. But inflexible regulation and stupid government planning always gets in the way of the free market and ruins things for everybody. ‘

      STILL A BELIEVER, RICHARD?  That ideology you’re smoking must be strong stuff?
      The word ‘balance’ should mean something to you? - balance between regulation and freedom?

    • acotrel says:

      06:15am | 13/12/10

      Shane, the banks were always well aware that if they stuffed up, they’d be bailed out by the taxpayer!  No government could ever afford a total collapse of the finanancial sector. To say the banks should not have been bailed out is stupidity.  We were looking at an utter and unmitigated social disaster, French Revolution style!

    • Richard says:

      05:53pm | 13/12/10

      Nah, a banking collapse wouldn’t have been that bad acotrel. Of course, there’s no way to know for sure, but I doubt it would have been apocalyptic. My estimation is that we would have seen a very sharp and destructive recession, which would have cleared out all the toxic debt from the system, and then we would have had a genuine recovery by now already, and the world economy would be just about to hit its straps again. Instead what we are getting is a long, drawn out period of stagflation. I know which one I’d rather be experiencing.

    • michael j says:

      05:36pm | 10/12/10

      That wasn’t really fair,from the look of the above comments i
      have missed one of the funnest things to happen all year i
      dont have any speakers,,lip read,,not the same,,,bugger,,,,,,,

    • Carn says:

      05:51pm | 10/12/10

      meh. Usual reactionary drivel from the ill-informed. Bet he wasn’t complaining when they were issuing NINJA loans and he was buying a McMansion.

      The only parts he got right was the part about the loans and the regulator.

    • Flat Michael says:

      08:29pm | 12/12/10

      Even then, he was just having a spray. “Stupid fookin’ government” and “a regulator asleep at the wheel” don’t count as in-depth analysis.

      If it’s been going on for 20 years as he claims, there’s been many changes of government and many opportunities to set things right. Maybe people - his people - just voted for more money.

    • Ask a stupid question says:

      06:24pm | 10/12/10

      Michael Flatley is what ? Lovely manners, sir.

    • Sam says:

      08:04pm | 10/12/10

      that was great… loved it.

    • Feathers says:

      01:46am | 11/12/10

      Just priceless. He just said what all the sensible thinking people are thinking. Pure greed & our grand and probably great grand kids will be paying for the overpaid fat cats thru their taxes. But wait, eternity in hell will be the price they pay. ha ha

    • Suzanne says:

      01:59am | 11/12/10

      Greed, pure and simple by all those involved in this merry go round.  All starts in the USA where getting a free ride of someone else’s back to get yourself an obscene amount of wealth if you can bend the rules is never a problem.  Pathetic regulation that I’m sure will fail again.  This is a problem with their Congress who changed the law quite some time ago.  This Irishman gets it correct.  Obscene wealth, it has to come out of someone’s pocket…

    • Astra Smith says:

      07:18am | 11/12/10

      Economics gives Astrology a bad name -so let’s appoint an astrologer

    • Richard says:

      01:26pm | 11/12/10

      Capitalism works, it straight does, because it operates within the parameters of two fundamental human emotions: greed and fear. Now greed and fear aren’t going away, they aren’t going to be magically abolished by better education or a Aid concert by Bono, they’re here to stay, because they are a part of everybody. So any system of economic devolution that is not designed to operate under the influence of mankind’s nature to feel greed and fear will definitely fail, in much the way as Marx and Engels’ communist utopia in theory becomes Stalin’s totalitarian thug brutocracy in practice.

      But here’s the catch: it needs BOTH greed AND fear to work. Fear that you will lose your money must be present to counterbalance the greed of trying to make more money. Take away the fear factor by, oh I don’t know… letting the big banks know that the government won’t let any “too big to fail” companies go bankrupt, that they will bail them all out, well that’s not capitalism, that’s not the free market.

      That’s like taking someone else’s savings to the casino and playing roulette, and every time you win you get to keep the money, but every time you lose the government covers your losses… that’s not fair.

      Greed cannot be helped, its a fundamental part of human nature. The only way to prevent it from having a damaging effect on the world’s economy is for the government to put the other part of the equation, fear, back into the system. World governments have to rescind their deposit guarantees, they have to stop all the billion and trillion dollar bailouts, and they have to let the free market stand on its own two feet: namely, the twin self-regulatory feet of greed and fear.

    • nosthow says:

      08:04pm | 11/12/10

      @Richard - yeah Dick - forgotten the GFC and the government bailouts already fella !  hahahhhh

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      11:01pm | 11/12/10

      Capitalism works because it is an endless ponzi scheme based upon infinite growth in a finite world.

    • marley says:

      07:36am | 12/12/10

      I don’t entirely agree with this.  Australia was very late on board with the idea of deposit guarantees, and then arguably went to the extreme of putting in place quite massive guarantees which distorted the markets here.  But other countries have had more modest deposit guarantees for decades - not to protect the banks from their own misdemeanours, but to protect their clients.  The depositor needs something more than self-regulation to protect him.

    • Richard says:

      12:57pm | 12/12/10

      No nosthow, I haven’t forgot about the GFC and the government bailouts~ that’s what I’m talking about. I’m condemning governments for causing the GFC, for wasting the people’s money on bailouts, and for preventing the free market from making bankers pay consequences for their greed. You are labouring under the delusion that capitalism and the free market caused the GFC, but that’s nonsense. It was the distortions and imbalances in the free market caused by interventionist government policies and cheap money from the fed and that caused the GFC.

      Capitalism in and of itself is not a ponzi scheme Shane From Melbourne. The fractional reserve banking system that is used to create money in this day and age is a ponzi scheme, but that hasn’t got anything to do with the free market per se.

      The free market is just the basic principle that facilitates exchange by using supply and demand to find an equilibrium in price. The thing about the free market is: it will always find a way. Try to ban it, regulate it, mandate it, put price controls on it, guess what? You’ll just drive it underground for a while, create a black market, exacerbate the supply/demand imbalances and set yourself up for further problems down the track. We must work with the free market, because it is the natural order of human economies.

      And I don’t believe that Infinite growth in a finite world is impossible.  Economic growth need not necessarily consume finite resources. Science and technology can find renewable or recycled substitutes for non-renewable resources and fossil fuels. I think growth is a fundamental tenet inherent in our expanding universe, ever since the big bang. Anything that stops growing, starts to die. There is no static state in a dynamic world.

      And regarding marley’s point about the depositor needing something more than self-regulation to protect himself, I would argue that everyone must ultimately be responsible for themselves and their own money. You see, one of the benefits of the free market is that competition tends to drive increases in efficiency and innovation, as competitors constantly strive to give the consumer a better and better deal. At the moment, all these different financial institutions are competing on price, service, etc, etc; but none are competing on safety! So there aren’t any new innovations or greater efficiencies in keeping your savings safe, and the free market is being prevented from naturally regulating itself.

      But its even worse than that, because when the government just steps in a smacks a guarantee on everything, all of a sudden it creates a huge moral hazard, and bankers seeking a greater return so they can get a bigger bonus this year are more inclined to take bigger risks, because all the fear of losing that money has been removed by the government guarantee. So then they take these huge risks, maybe loan funds to people who pose a real credit risk and may not be able to pay it back. If that happens on any kind of scale, well… you know what happens next.

    • Macon Paine says:

      04:54pm | 12/12/10

      @ Richard

      I stand and applaud you sir!

      Outstanding posts. Two of the best posts i’ve ever seen on this website and an exceptional defence of capitalism against those who snicker at the system that provides them with everything they take for granted.

      Shane and nosthow go here and learn something about capitalism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br4s1R8uotw
      I know its in 14 parts but it is a fantastic lecture supporting many of Richards claims with empirical data.

    • acotrel says:

      06:52am | 13/12/10

      ‘Capitalism works, it straight does, because it operates within the parameters of two fundamental human emotions: greed and fear.’

      There must be something lacking in my make-up.  I don’t experience either of those emotions under normal circumstances.

    • Matt says:

      09:35am | 14/12/10

      acotrel, any person who says that they don’t experience greed or fear under ‘normal circumstances’ is either the dalai lama or completely unaware of their own inner workings. You may not crave to be a billionaire, but I’m pretty sure you’d be excited to win the lottery. You may not walk down the street terrified of an anvil falling on your head, but do you get any form of insurance? Why? Afraid of losing something are we? They are both completely normal and natural instincts in all of us.

      It’s a good post Richard, and you’re not wrong about the threat of losing money being the integral part that balances the investment. Ahh a world without constant government intervention.. it makes me warm and fuzzy inside to think about.

    • acotrel says:

      07:28am | 21/12/10

      Richard, just because the communist experiment failed in Russia, doesn’t mean ‘capitalism works’!  Being a believer won’t help if we hit rock bottom through some idiocy performed by the greedy amongst us. During the 30s depression three of my uncles rode push bikes from Melbourne to Cairns looking for work.  It might be what you end up doing yourself?

    • Reg says:

      04:19pm | 11/12/10

      When did GREED and FEAR become opposites?

      The opposite of GREED is GENEROSITY.

      The opposite of FEAR is ANGER.

      Of course there is that other way of looking at it. The FEAR expressed by the rich that the ANGRY may come and take what they have. That’s why they sent the convicts to Australia over two hundred years ago.

    • acotrel says:

      06:46am | 13/12/10

      ’ I’m condemning governments for causing the GFC, for wasting the people’s money on bailouts, and for preventing the free market from making bankers pay consequences for their greed. .

      Sorry to be so dumb, but didn’t the bailouts happen as a CONSEQUENCE of the GFC? It was never the banks who would pay for being greedy, it was always going to be the average punter!

    • Richard says:

      10:53am | 13/12/10

      I suppose you’re right acotrel, but that is an injustice in my book.

    • barnes says:

      02:03pm | 13/12/10

      the opposite of fear is trust

    • andrew says:

      08:54pm | 11/12/10

      you just have to love the irish accent and honesty and as a tasmanian i can relate totally to this simple but profound logic

    • Reg says:

      09:28am | 12/12/10

      The clarity of the gentleman’s diction is quite remarkable as it so often is with the Irish voice. An excellent example for the English and of course the Scottish who still growl around is some long lost German dialect. There are many mumbling Australians who could also benefit from imitating this wonderful example.  Huh…?  What swearing?

      It’s alright I’m half and half.

    • acotrel says:

      07:37am | 21/12/10

      RIchard, it might be an injustice, but the reality is that when the banks play their games, they know very well the risks involved.  The Australian giovernment will never let our banks fail, and the banks know that very well.  All this bulshe about the free market is exactly that.  The banks are playing a game in which they know they cannot lose!  I suggest that if our banks had been allowed to fail the resultant social upheaval could have lead to a bloody revolution! That is one of the risks in the capitalist system. It happened in Russia in 1917, and we are not immune!

    • SoylentGreen says:

      12:09am | 12/12/10

      LOL I saw this on zerohedge during the week. Loved the last 5 secs. hehe

    • chungo mung says:

      11:55am | 12/12/10

      i love that such a gargantuan degree of the worlds ‘sum total effort’ goes into research and statistics and media and economists and institutions and bureaus and think tanks and governments and regulators and compliance institutions and whatever else, in the need to understand the simple underlying truths like what this gentleman speaks of. the majority of the world - those that carry our human world on its back - are ‘the common man’. not the elite, not the desperately aspiring elite, not those that choose to live with out real empathy, and emersed in latent apathy (which is nearly all of us ‘haves’ versus the however-many-billion ‘have-nots’). what does this truth really mean? i cant answer that. But it does make me laugh to hear us superior people argue over the intelectualised and partisanised details, whilst the living reality for most of the souls on this planet is so far removed from this rubbish. I am glad to hear that not all of us common people long to forget who we are.

    • Luce says:

      09:31am | 13/12/10

      Brilliant!!

    • Peter says:

      02:12pm | 14/12/10

      The (w)bankers have pissed off the wrong people this time. They are not going to get away with this. I’ve been saying it for a while now!!

      I mean the Greek bailout out bullshit is about bailing out the banks, not reckless public spending. This is soooo wrong!

    • E. says:

      12:52pm | 17/12/10

      I think I love this man.

    • Peter D says:

      10:16am | 20/12/10

      I am not sure if it would be a good idea if this Irishman should ever be on stage with that Scotsman Billy Conolly…...Imagine the health hazard, people dying en mass….. from laughter.

    • Ollie says:

      05:51am | 30/12/10

      He says it all, and there is no need for a taxpayer funded “study”.

 

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