Tony Abbott is nearly at the end of his marathon through-the-night last ditch election blitz, but it’s Julia Gillard who’s sounding a little sleep deprived.

The Prime Minister woke to a Newspoll this morning that has her primary vote at a perilous 35 per cent, and as the day has worn on her dire warnings about the potential of an Abbott win have grown more shrill. (And they’ve even rolled out John “The Faulkinator” Faulkner - see above video)

As Laurie Oakes pointed out on Twitter this afternoon: “Julia Gillard says if Tony Abbott becomes PM on Sunday, will be WorkChoices on Monday. Exaggeration born of desperation, methinks.”

One of the many radio interviews Gillard has done today was early this morning on AM, when Lyndal Curtis put her on the spot about what would happen if she lost.

All the PM could do was deflect the question and revert to mind-numbing repetition of her claims about what the Coalition would do if it got back into office. You can listen to the interview here - it wasn’t very inspiring stuff.

Gillard has upped the negativity in her approach from her National Press Club address yesterday, in which she unleashed on the Opposition Leader.

People in the Labor camp are nervous. Certainly the stakes are high for the woman who knifed the sitting Prime Minister just eight weeks ago, but this whiff of desperation can’t be doing aura of stability much good.

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    • ppp says:

      06:42pm | 21/08/10

      WHERE THE HELL HAS GAVIN GONE?

    • jb says:

      12:22pm | 21/08/10

      So yesterday when 2 of our brave soldiers were killed in Afghanistan, Gillard tripped around the country verballing Tony Abbott.
      Glad you have your priorities right PM!
      Off you go…..

    • Gary says:

      11:18am | 21/08/10

      I finally got around to watching Abbott’s effort on Q&A last night.
      What amused me most, was the obviously ‘poor’ applauding his paid parental leave.
      They don’t realise they will be struggling to raise their kids while they subsidise the better off women on high salaries, many with a husband earning even more.  Example, if Kevin Rudd’s wife, Theresa Rein was younger, she could get $75g to drop another kid and they would pay for it. Others who come to mind. Dani Minogue, Miranda Kerr.
      The ‘tempory tax’ on big business will be swung over to all taxpayers once we are back in surplus.

      And I don’t believe for one minute, that Coles won’t factor the tax into their grocery prices. They, along with Woolworths, have been ripping us off,  giving us the highest price rises in the free world for many years now.

    • Sam says:

      04:13pm | 21/08/10

      When asked if his PPL was middle class welfare, Abbott replied that his PPL wasn’t welfare, it was an employment entitlement. Therefore, shouldn’t the taxpayer also fund their annual leave, sick leave, their superannuation contributions, maybe even any employment related ‘bonuses’?

    • BarbaraT says:

      04:12pm | 21/08/10

      Interestingly Gary, all the women you used as an example contribute far more to the Australian economy than some of the audience members of Q&A or those sitting at home bleating about this scheme.  How do you think they would feel if after getting off the backsides and getting a decent job that when they then have a baby they find that they receive minimum wage for just 18 weeks instead of their salary for 6 months.  Putting it into perspective and using just the maximums available under the scheme (these women could be earning far more). Woman A on $150,000 pays $43,500 in tax a year, while Woman B on $50,000 pays $8,500.  Now after applying the scheme, Women A receives $6916 per month while Women B receives $3691 per month.  In short, Women A earns 3 times women B but pays 5 times the income tax of B to the government, and when Women B has a baby she receives over half of what women B receives from the scheme.  Still unfair to the lower wage earner you think?

    • Graham says:

      04:11pm | 21/08/10

      Jooliaaas staff are already on the same Maternity Leave system as Abbott is introducing I believe.So is it OK for Jooliaaas staff but not OK for the rest of Australia women?

    • Stewart Henstock says:

      12:45pm | 21/08/10

      And what the mining tax wont…lol

    • Louisa says:

      12:32pm | 21/08/10

      Gary, these women pay HIGHER taxes and are likely to continue to hay HIGHER taxes. Get it?

    • nosthow says:

      10:04am | 21/08/10

      God help Australia if we get the Mad Monk as PM, ancient Warren truss as Deputy PM nand heaven forbid Julie Bishop as our Foreign Minister !

    • Stewart Henstock says:

      08:57am | 21/08/10

      Gillard must be worrying a little she’s at Penrith having breaky with David Bradbury…i wonder if i’ll bump into her…i’m off to do the shopping before i vote.

    • Stewart Henstock says:

      08:21am | 21/08/10

      With “boat people” being a factor in this election it wont help Labor when voters turn on the news this morning and hear a Sudanese refugee was arrested for murder.

    • Sam says:

      04:24pm | 21/08/10

      Me again. I don’t have sky tv, so I perused the skynews.com.au site. Nothing. Nada. Nowhere can I find the news item that you mentioned.

      I did find this gem though, it gave me a good laugh.


      Abbott rues dirty tactics
      Updated: 16:06, Saturday August 21, 2010
      “Earlier, a verbal stoush had broken out over a Labor supporter who was handing out how-to-vote cards and wearing a T-shirt of a similar colour to those of the Liberal camp.

      He was later told to remove it.

      Mr Abbott rued the tactics, telling Ms Scott: ‘I think they’re scared of their own brand.’

      Do the libs own the colour blue?.  If so, I need to burn about 5 T-shirts of my own.

    • Sam says:

      02:31pm | 21/08/10

      Stewart Henstock says:08:21am | 21/08/10

      With “boat people” being a factor in this election it wont help Labor when voters turn on the news this morning and hear a Sudanese refugee was arrested for murder.

      and then

      Stewart Henstock says:12:42pm | 21/08/10
      1. I never said the refugee came by boat


      No Stewart? You dropped a pretty broad hint to that effect.

      Why would you spend hours in traffic looking for boat people? They aren’t even an issue with you.

    • Stewart Henstock says:

      12:42pm | 21/08/10

      1. I never said the refugee came by boat
      2. It was Sky News
      3. Boat people aren’t an issue for me because after spending hours stuck in traffic on the M4 in Sydney’s west looking for them…i have found none.

    • Kev says:

      12:37pm | 21/08/10

      Stewart, as a trainee redneck, I was very interested in your post. My problem is, I can’t find the article anywhere. Could you supply a source?  maybe a link?.
      I did a search, but the only instances I could find was an case in Australia where 2 teens killed a Sudanese refugee, and a 14 year old Sudanese refugee who murdered a guy in Chicago. They taught him not to do it again though, they gave him 35 years.
      My missus recons you are a liberal staffer ‘Tampa’ring with facts to muddy the waters for voters, but I assured her she is wrong. Libbers never lie. Gotta run now, gotta go vote for Cardinal Pell’s boy.

    • Sam says:

      10:59am | 21/08/10

      Not all refugees came by boat.  Did this one?  I have been unable to find the story you mentioned.
      This isn’t a late “tampa” on your initiative, is it?

    • Against the Man says:

      07:31am | 21/08/10

      If Labor wins and Australia suffers it will be well deserved. If you haven’t learnt from Kevin 07 than you never will.

    • Gregg says:

      11:29pm | 20/08/10

      Looks like we’ve got as many versions of gavin as what Julia has tried to invent of herself.
      But on the Damsel in Distress, there was some rattlin for her on the only real debate we had which I suppose involved the real Julia and it kinda got worse most of the time what with Kruddy and Swanny leaksgate,  then all Show and no tell with the Last Patient and Lathgates at the Show being very telling!
      It was probably thought that Rooty Hill sounded like somewhere for some Rest and Recreation and though the mind may have been on another R , being rooted to a stool and rooted on stage was not what she may have had in mind.
      I posted about then that she was on the ropes, knackered and might just need to be stretchered into her launch.

      Whichever Julia has had a couple of PMUs though something was still adrift and Wednesday at the National Press Club I called as a killer blow, not for anyone but herself and self inflicted.
      The Australian people do not want to see that type of venom in a PM and in of all people a woman, it kinda of being the old Julia of across the parliament table and as I have posted, it would backfire, now becoming a reverse thrusting rocket.
      The Damsel could only hide the real Julia for so long and it has come out in the home straight, ably assisted by guess who and oh so how ironical, nobody other than Paul Howes on Lateline who even Leigh Sales could not control with his blubbering overtalking interruptions typical of a Union heavy.

      Sorry Leigh, not a well read head tonight and is it ironical also that the last post for one Ranga could come from another.
      All is not lost though as they even found a stand in for Palin, quite funny too.

      It may not be the legs 11 for the Abbott team I’ve stuck myself out there for but it could even be larger!

    • Greg says:

      11:07pm | 20/08/10

      I just want to say I believe that Tony will bring back work choices….. just as soon as the Greens vote for it. Whats that you say… Greens will never vote for work choices….. so it can never come back then…. looks like thats the end of the argument on that then.

    • The real me says:

      10:23pm | 20/08/10

      Any commentator managed to actually raise the point that if Abbott wins it’s won of the most historic wins in Australian history?

      No, of course all the Labor hack here would attack Tory for the decent commentary she actually provides.

      Get a life, Rudd’s demise has shown how you treat a PM you shallow hacks that get on here and attack an opinion maker on a site that actually publishes opinion.

    • Belle says:

      10:06pm | 20/08/10

      Labor voters and politicians spent the first few weeks of the campaign superciliously instructing anyone with qualms about Rudd’s knifing that voters don’t elect the nation’s Prime Minister. Now we have Ms Gillard and her colleagues using any second of air time warning us about the risk of voting for Tony Abbott as PM. They really do think we are stupid.
      I don’t know what the masses will do tomorrow, but I am so hoping I get to watch Ms Gillard trying to be humble in defeat- I’m betting she’d blame KRudd, he who lost his way but is a man of great achievement. Hypocracy and deceit, thy name is Gillard.

    • Brian says:

      09:26pm | 20/08/10

      Still in fantasy land with these hacks I see tors.

      I will be toasting Abbott’s departure tomorrow.

      His political career is finished.

      Juli will be around no matter what happens.

    • Billy B says:

      08:53am | 22/08/10

      Brian - Careful what you say - it ain’t over yet.

    • MarK says:

      09:28am | 21/08/10

      “Juli will be around no matter what happens. “

      for a very short time…yes :D (just check with Bill for the timeline)

    • Matthew says:

      08:46pm | 20/08/10

      Is Julia posting under the alias of Gavin?

    • mervyn ford says:

      08:16pm | 20/08/10

      Hey Gavin…..you are sounding suspiciously like a labour staffer spreading the party propaganda

    • Holly says:

      08:00pm | 20/08/10

      Sorry just to annoy you again Chris topher have just found an article by Ewin Hannan in the Australian on Monday which confirms everything I have told you.  He goes on to say that coalition is busting to have another go at IR and refused to comment for his article.  Joe Hockey refused on the 7.30 report to rule out change by regulation.  I’m just sorry that Tony Abbott has taken low paid working people of this country,  including myself , for suckers.

    • BarbaraT says:

      03:26pm | 21/08/10

      Labor (Unions) just want to take away the ability of workers to negotiate their salaries and work conditions.  It was the loss of their power base and the major reforms on the waterfront that had then running scared and rallied them against WorkChoices.  Now, did WorkChoices have problems? You bet.  Were they fixable?  You bet.  Does Labor’s FairWork have problems? You bet.  Have they been working to fix them up?  You bet.  For a party about Moving Forward, all their current FairWork policy has done is take us back to the good old days of the 70’s and 80’s.  We are back to a time where it is preferable to take strike action than to negotiate.

    • Keith hammersmith says:

      11:32am | 21/08/10

      perhaps you should ask yourself why you are low paid?  is it the current IR laws having an effect perhaps?

      Workchoices = the lowest unemployment this country has ever seen,  As an employer I was forced to pay my good workers more simply because I could not afford to lose them, and I knew that they could go find jobs else where easy.  The power really was in their hands,

      3 years later, labor removes work choices, and my business goes from employing 8 Australiand to 3 Australians and out sourcing the other work over seas.

      I KNOW I am not alone in this, as many business owners I know either employ less people or at the very least pay them less now.

      It is extremely short sighted to think other wise,  you just have ot have a basic understanding of markets to see that full employment is good for hte employee as it drives wages higher.
      Liberal did an excellent job of making it easier for business to hire people, and thats what you want, it stimulates growth and gets more people working.

    • jg says:

      10:04am | 21/08/10

      bullshit. simple as that.

      A hostile senate. Do you really think the greens will vote for workchoices.

      You are seriously deluded

    • Richard says:

      07:51pm | 20/08/10

      Call me a lunatic, but I sort of believe that physical reality is created first by mental reality i.e. Do you think its mere coincidence that Rudd’s daughter wrote a book about a PM being deposed by his female deputy and then shortly after that very scenario unfolds for her dad? I don’t. I know you’re all going to think I’m crAzy, but I think that the deep emotional and intellectual energy (qi) that his daughter invested in that idea actually precipitated its occurance in Kevin Rudd’s real life.

      Well now I think that Julia Gillard (and evidently John Faulkner) are now doing the same thing with Tony Abbott’s potential Prime Ministership. The are creating so much emotional energy (even if its fear, it still counts as a form of qi) and investing into the idea of Tony Abbott becoming Prime Minister, that I think they are actually making that possible outcome more likely than if they just focussed on their own agenda and went about governing the country responsibly.

      You may all slander me now.

    • Holly says:

      07:36pm | 20/08/10

      Chris topher and other sceptics - I say again Abbott does not have to change any legislation to worsen current working conditions.  Abbott government only have to change regulations - that can be done without anything having to go to parliament.  Legislation and regulations are quite different things.  Abbott has only promised not to change the legislation but has not ruled out changing the regulations.  Therefore I am glad if Julia Gillard is “desperate” on my behalf.  Sorry I can’t put this in words of one syllable for you.

    • Billy B says:

      08:49am | 22/08/10

      Holly you really are a sarcastic piece of work.

    • Si says:

      07:36pm | 20/08/10

      What I don’t understand is Labor keeps banging on about “WorkChoices” but do they not understand the political system?

      Hostile senate I am guessing this time around again and no way are any policies going to get through that are so controversial. So they know its a smoke screen. So from what you labor supporters are saying, if Libs get in the Greens will support them to push it through? Doh… confused!

    • Steve_of_Cornubia says:

      07:24pm | 20/08/10

      The Shakespearean soap opera that will unfold after the election, should Labor lose, will be enthralling. Can you imagine it, really?

      There will be so much blame to go round that even Rudd will look clean. Taking part in a Labor caucus meeting will require the wearing of wellies, there will be so much blood on the floor.

      Rudd will blame Gillard. Gillard will blame Arbib. Swan will blame Tanner. Arbib will blame everybody. Everybody will blame Garrett.

      If I was a journo, I’d be praying for a Coalition victory, because the news pages will fill themselves for the following year!

    • kc says:

      07:12pm | 20/08/10

      # James Freeman Clarke – “A politician thinks about the next elections — the statesman thinks about the next generations.”
      # Mikhail Gorbachev – “What is the difference between a statesman and a politician?... A statesman does what he believes is best for his country, a politician does what best gets him re-elected”

    • Vote Quimby says:

      07:06pm | 20/08/10

      They really should not try and make people think of what life would be like under a Liberal Government if they really want to scare voters. I think a lot of the swinging voters from last time remember what it was like to live under a Liberal Government as opposed to the rabble that has been in office this last term!

    • Brendon says:

      06:26pm | 20/08/10

      Probably the most ironic quotes of the Labor campaign have been about waking up Sunday with Mr Abbott as PM.  Ms Gillard, that appears to be what more than half the country WANT!

    • Leigh says:

      01:20am | 21/08/10

      You sure are busy tonight gavin, are you getting double time?

    • keith hammersmith says:

      10:16pm | 20/08/10

      *

            gavin says:

            07:17pm | 20/08/10

            Mate, you have to at least *try* to look objective.

      no seriously gavin,  do ‘they’ pay well?

    • LOL says:

      08:26pm | 20/08/10

      Gavin, the country is sober. The relief of a Gillard-less Australia will be a head-ache free ectasy that will live for years.

      Go back to your chip-board mini-desk with pencil sharpener.

    • Petra says:

      07:32pm | 20/08/10

      Wow Gavin, you’ve been busy.  As I look back up through this blog…..

    • Gavin says:

      07:07pm | 20/08/10

      I want another drink too, doesn’t mean I won’t wake up with a cracking headache the next day wondering what the hell I’ve done. If Australia elects Abbott out of perversity, I have no doubt several million people will wake up to the reality of Sunday wondering how in god’s name they made such a stupid mistake.

    • Luke says:

      07:01pm | 20/08/10

      It’s typical arrogance by Gillard and her Labor Party.  I can’t believe she keeps trotting out that line either.

    • A matter of integrity says:

      06:13pm | 20/08/10

      If I heard correctly, Julia Gillard said later today that if Abbott is elected on Saturday, its workchoices Monday.
      That’s a revealing example of desperate language that no credible Prime Minister should ever use. In a national security context, that type of exaggeration could result in disaster.  It was a ridiculous statement.  I doubt Australians are so foolish they would be impressed by that sort of ill-considered nonsense.

    • JK says:

      01:15am | 21/08/10

      Hi Gavin - maybe you would be a little less transparent as a labour hack if you didnt challenge EVERYONE else as having a Libs bias….looks to me like the only paid hack here is yourself

      ALP has been disgraceful in government and in its campaign. PM Julia is a wreck after a campaign - imagine if she actually has to lead the country during any time of national emergency, be it economic, security or otherwise.

      Hopefully, Australia will wake up to this circus tommorrow, and get rid of them

    • gavin says:

      07:09pm | 20/08/10

      There can be no doubt that Abbott likes workchoices. Sure he has discarded it for convenience in this campaign, but he’ll find some soft backdoor way of bringing it back.

    • fromthetrenches says:

      06:02pm | 20/08/10

      As sixty something voter I have participated in a number of elections. I guess that my vote over these years has been 60/40 Lib/ Alp. In only three elections have I felt that the incumbent deserved a belting; McMahon, Whitlam (2nd time around) and the current one. Elected with enormous political capital, electoral goodwill and an impressive reform agenda the current government failed. They deserve a belting and time out to reflect on how they shoulda/coulda done better. If re-elcted with a majority of less than (say 5) they will have no mandate other than than which is spun. Sad as it may be for some to contemplate a Lib victory on Saturday would be a good outcome for no other reason to reinforce to the ALP that they must do better to gain our trust!

    • gavin says:

      09:25am | 21/08/10

      Avoiding the point? Latham never became prime minister and was never held in the same regard by the population generally.  Makes me wonder how much further we will drift to the right, perhaps in another 30 years Liberals will be calling Abbott an arrogant tool?

    • mervyn ford says:

      08:08pm | 20/08/10

      @gavin. and you could say the same thing in reverse about Latham.
      Fraser was an arrogant tool in govt and I for one voted against him. Trouble is he still thinks he knows best

    • gavin says:

      07:12pm | 20/08/10

      So how do you feel that the previously beloved Liberal party leader and prime minister Malcom Fraser has disowned Tony Abbott? The Liberal party of today will have been discarded as an detestable ultra right wing fringe group back in the 1970’s.

    • Nicole says:

      05:58pm | 20/08/10

      Pure desperation, love it!!!!!!! I reckon Queen Jooolya is about to be knocked off her throne. YAY.

    • gavin says:

      09:27am | 21/08/10

      No more than you. Double standards Quimby?

    • Vote Quimby says:

      07:55pm | 20/08/10

      Pay more than than Labor would I’d say Gavin, how much do Labor pay? you are all over this thread like a wet towel

    • Nicole says:

      07:38pm | 20/08/10

      If I reveal that, you will have to disappear!

    • gavin says:

      07:13pm | 20/08/10

      So… do they pay well?

    • john says:

      05:48pm | 20/08/10

      Where is Peter Garrett????

    • Jo says:

      02:29am | 21/08/10

      Ha Ha Ha me too think Julia has him locked in a cuboard somewhere!!!

    • Keith hammersmith says:

      07:06pm | 20/08/10

      haha, i was thinking the same thing the other day.

    • Skinny says:

      05:41pm | 20/08/10

      Just saw her on one of the news bulletins. Awful! She and Tony had one minute to convince Queensland voters why they should vote for them. H e wen first (decided by coin toss). He was scripted, but tight and measured. There was time for another question as he came to a natural pause. She was terrible-droning ad nauseum with motherhood statements, arms flailing like a mixmaster, and actually had to be shut up by the female newsreader when she went over time. It really was cringeworthy.

    • gaving says:

      07:16pm | 20/08/10

      The nature of television is that people will look for the things in the candidate that will confirm their preconceived bias. A labor voter would probably watch the same event and come to opposite conclusions. In other words, your opinions on her performance are worth bupkiss.

    • A matter of integrity. says:

      05:38pm | 20/08/10

      Either way, Gillard is finished.  Finito.  Labor’s rating under Gillard is no better than it was under Rudd at the time of his knifing.  Australians do not trust Labor’s dark undercurrent.  Gillard’s most notable achievement in government was the Gillard teams’  unforgivable pink batt incompetence and the associated human tragedies. 

      Panicked?  You said it.  Anyone who looks and speaks in the style she did today, is unfit for the pressures of high office. 

      Since the day this self-serving, self-centred, self-promoting imposter’s elevation was so viciously engineered, her fate was sealed.
      The election is about integrity and the manner in which Australian values have been trashed by the Labor government and their union hacks.
      Nothing, but nothing, is going to save Julia Gillard.
      It’s just a SHORT matter of time.  And he won’t do any better.
      He’s damaged goods.

    • A matter of integrity says:

      07:48pm | 20/08/10

      Like many others, I was objective when my vote went to Kevin 07.  Look how that small contribution was trashed.
      AND I’m female.

    • gavin says:

      07:17pm | 20/08/10

      Mate, you have to at least *try* to look objective.

    • MarK says:

      05:36pm | 20/08/10

      Well i just listened to this interview and had a look at a Gillard interview on the telly.

      Changing my position.

      She is terrified, shwe is desperate.

      She actually said in the TV interview that over the course of the day it has become clear that Abbott will bring WorkChoices back.

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

      She is gone. Internal polling must be awful for her.

      Liberals by 4 seats - changing my post on the other thread.

      She does not sound like anyone that has the remotest sense of self belief.

      Thanks for the link.

    • Freeman says:

      10:35pm | 20/08/10

      MarK,
      I think what Gillard is scared of is the prospect of a hung parliment

    • BobM says:

      07:53pm | 20/08/10

      I’m surprised Gillard even lasted this long with the Australian people. It goes to show that a PM has to be really bad for voters to throw them out - and it is looking more and more likely that this is what will happen tomorrow. Tony Abbott has done an amazing campaign, staying on message and who knows, come Sunday morning, he could just be the new PM.

    • Barbara says:

      07:26pm | 20/08/10

      It will come down to how she is portrayed in the 6pm news slot.  Most people at work only have news sites or this blog to go by.  If she gets a favourable look in this evening, she will scrape in tomorrow.

    • Keith Hammersmith says:

      05:35pm | 20/08/10

      the ABC news radio is doing a poll about who is going to vote for whom, and last checked labor was at 22%, liberal at 47%.  This is the station that broadcasts Parliment when its in session, so mostly informed listeners I would say,  interesting result.  makes you think doesnt it.

    • gavin says:

      09:14am | 21/08/10

      dwgw, how ironic.

      You cannot prevent multiple voting on internet polls. You cannot limit votes to IP addresses because so much traffic is routed through proxies. Even if it does it’s very easy to acquire a different address. Other schemes involve trying to sniff unique aspects of your browser, all of which are easily broken. Most polls can be subverted quite easily by simply clearing your browser cookies or prevent flash storage.

      Who’s uninformed again?

    • keith hammersmith says:

      08:57pm | 20/08/10

      there is a difference gavin, between informed voters (minority in this country - most countries actually) and the people that are forced to vote and vote because Julia seemed nice in womans day or the like.
      I personally am against compulsary voting for the simple reason, - if you dont care, and arent informed, done feel like you have to vote.
      I think then the political landscape would be very different and we might not have the shambles of nothingness that this campaign really was.

    • dwgw says:

      08:31pm | 20/08/10

      Gavin, you need to become informed. Most internet polls can only be hit onec. You would have to find thousands of different computers at different addresses. Maybe the people have spoken!
      I remember how heavily Australia voted against debt and mismanagement last time. If Australians have to live within their budgets, they expect their politicians to do so as well.

    • Vote Quimby says:

      07:45pm | 20/08/10

      Gavin, Mate, you have to at least *try* to look objective!

    • gavin says:

      07:19pm | 20/08/10

      Sure does. Let’s not even bother with elections, let’s just have internet polls and the like, where Liberal worker bees can queue to click the buttons.

    • Brad Coward says:

      05:32pm | 20/08/10

      Julia….well at least we’ll always have Paris !

    • Amy says:

      05:27pm | 20/08/10

      The Cold Call I got today began with “If Tony Abbott is Prime Minister on Monday morning…”  This is clearly Labor’s line into the election, but I think it’s the wrong one, because it actually asks you to consider Tony as the Prime Minister, something they have avoided the entire campaign in order to hold on to the incumbent advantage, rather than actually acknowledge that this campaign is more like two unproven opposition leaders vying for the leadership.  It also sounds really desperate…

    • Laura says:

      05:42pm | 20/08/10

      Every time I hear her say that Tony Abbott would be Prime Minister I laugh, that’s exactly what a lot of us want. Tony Abbott for Prime Minister!
      How arrogant to think we all want her as Prime Minister.

    • Peter says:

      05:41pm | 20/08/10

      Simple answer to the push polling question “If Tony Abbott is Prime Minister on Monday morning…..” Australia will be a much nicer place in which to live.

    • Holly says:

      05:25pm | 20/08/10

      Chris topher and all those asking about Workchoices the facts are as follows.
      Tony Abbott has said that Workchoices is dead buried and cremated.  However in order to bring about Workchoice like changes to the current workplace legislation he only has to change (tweak) the regulations.  These cover a raft of conditions such as unfair dismissal and penalty rates. He does not have to go to parliament to change these and nothing has to pass through the Senate.  Have any of you looked at the Liberal site for an Industrial Relations policy - don’t bother there isn’t one.  Today when pressed on whether they would change the regulations in any way Tony Abbott and Joe Hockey refused confirm that they would not make any changes.  You have been dudded if you think return to “Workchoices” like conditions is dead as an issue.

      Laurie Oakes and Tory may scoff at Julia Gillards emphasis on this today but as a low income earner I am glad she is highlighting the issue.  And yes if you wake up to an Abbott government on Sunday “workchoice” like changes will quickly be on the agenda - why else do you think the mining companies are so keen to see Abbott in power and big business is not squawking loudly about the 1.5% levy.

    • dwgw says:

      08:23pm | 20/08/10

      Holly can I ask how fair Fair Work Australia was for those school children who lost their jobs?
      As to mining companies, I’m sure the big miners are laughing on the other side of their face. If Labor gets in the big miners will just bill up all their expenses to their Australian sections of their business so they dont make a profit here, hence they wont pay any tax, but we will be supporting all their purchases for their worldwide operations. You might think this is greedy, but they have a legal responsibily to make the best deals for their shareholders or risk prosecution. Then they will just mine in other countries where they are paying less tax on their mining.
      And please remember these three miners who did the deal do not represent the smaller Australian miners who will then be at a disadvantage to the big three, as they will have to pay tax. That flows on to their ability to attract Bank Loans.
      Its convenient to say they dont pay enough tax, but what about their GST, their company tax, their royalties (which are based on what is dug up..not profit) and the salary taxes of all their employees.I was just a little bookshop operator, but I could work out how toget a paper loss to minmise tax, and I am sure those big miners have clever acountants who could work that out.

    • gavin says:

      07:21pm | 20/08/10

      Tony Abbott also said that Tony Abbott lies, or was he lying about that too?

    • Aitch B says:

      06:49pm | 20/08/10

      I’m glad she’s highlighting the issue, too, Holly. Makes her look and sound even more pathetic and desperate.

    • Mal says:

      06:49pm | 20/08/10

      Holly, you must have a magic ball.  Aren’t the ALP paying you much?

    • lv says:

      06:30pm | 20/08/10

      I wouldn’t describe Labor Party Staffers as ‘low income earners’.
      Real low income earners and unskilled workers have far more to fear from Labors extra 3% superannuation than anything in workchoices.  At least they still had a job.
      I run a business in the service industry, so my biggest expense is wages.  This will add $25,000 to my overhead.  So either I take a $25,000 paycut and earn less than I would working for someone else (thats my reward for creating a job for 10 people) or someone has to go.  I’ll bet the one who ends up with the cut in the thousands of similar businesses would have much preferred to wake up to Mr Abbott as PM on Sunday.

    • Chris Topher says:

      05:47pm | 20/08/10

      Ok, then how would the Liberals get this “tweaked” legislation throught the Senate? The ALP or the Greens?

    • mervyn ford says:

      05:45pm | 20/08/10

      And if julia wins on green preferences, what sort of crazy policies will be inflicted on us then.

    • Keith hammersmith says:

      05:37pm | 20/08/10

      Holly you talk about the Libs changing unfair dismissal rules?  Like dismissing a sitting prime minister with no notice?  would that count as unfair dismissal?

    • jg says:

      05:24pm | 20/08/10

      Is she panicking?

      Absolutely. Did you hear her pathetic pleas on the radio today about waking up and finding Abbott is PM?

      She’s cracking. Not a good look for a PM. Her complete re-election tactic now is work choices and ‘Abbott will be PM’.

      Remember, this is the PM under pressure and she’s going to pieces. Do people really want this?

      Yesterday I would have bet on Gillard winning. Now I’m not so sure.

    • Super D says:

      05:21pm | 20/08/10

      Absolute desperation from the ALP.  I still think they are going to win but have absolutely no respect for the absolute lies they are telling.  If I was a journalist I’d be asking Julia Gillard - “If you lose and Tony Abbott does not reintroduce workchoices will you forego your parliamentary pension?”

      The fact is with a green dominated senate Abbott couldn’t reintroduce workchoices even if he wanted to - which he has made plainly clear he hdoesn’t.

    • Rebecca says:

      05:15pm | 20/08/10

      Yes she looks and sounds frantic. The about 2.50pm press conference was awful. When she was asked a question, she seemed to dissolve into verbal diarrhoea, most of it nothing to do with what she was asked. I guess she knows it is on the line, and goodness knows what her future is if she loses.

    • mervyn ford says:

      05:34pm | 20/08/10

      she could become the Bogan Queen

    • Andrew says:

      05:04pm | 20/08/10

      I’ve never seen anything like what I saw of Gillard today in press conferences, she was saying workchoices to anything! If you asked her her name I’m sure whe would have replied Workchoices Risk. Absolutely laughable and looked like she was on something stronger than a schooner of old. She even refered to Abbott at one point as the Prime Minister instead of Helath Miinister in her panck stricken press conference. Unbelievable stuff. She looks scared stiff of losing.

    • Ben81 says:

      08:11pm | 20/08/10

      “Amazed” I know what all those things are, catchphrases that people parrot when they have no real answers, just like what Andrew was talking about.  Thanks for illustrating his point.

    • Vote Quimby says:

      07:32pm | 20/08/10

      Someone said on Andrew Bolt’s blog today that the Labor party hacks are everywhere in the blogosphere today. they weren’t wrong seeing Amazed here!

    • Amazed says:

      05:20pm | 20/08/10

      Do you remember Howard’s core and non-core promises, GST, the Identity card (which has re-appeared today), Weapons of Mass Destruction, the AWB?

      ... the ghost of WorkChoices perhaps not so stupid?

    • Tex Ranger says:

      05:03pm | 20/08/10

      You can’t say “shrill”. Jon Faine might accuse you of being sexist. Right, Peter Dutton?

    • Hamish says:

      04:59pm | 20/08/10

      Tory, I’m not sure it’s so much that Gillard is worried about losing. The Greens primary will come down significantly from the polling and mostly go to the ALP, so she should at least scrape home. However, if the result is as bad for Labor as the polls (and the pundits) are predicting, she won’t last long after the election. I think that’s why she’s getting desperate.

      Already rumours are doing the rounds that the ALP back-room are unimpressed with her campaign efforts. Word is they don’t rate Abbott and think she should be cruising home.

    • Taiabada says:

      04:59pm | 20/08/10

      Well!  With a name like Tory?
      Yes.  I found her early efforts this morning to be very panicky and quite upsetting.  She has settled down through the day a little after a few heavily staged events with trade unions, but yes, in panic.  I still believe she will win this election but I increasingly think she is really not up to it.  If she actually ever answered a question she could be forgiven but I have heard her launch into so many lengthy political harangues, which circumvented her answering.  A disappointment - I thought she was stronger.
      But if she is panicking, so too are the Sky News commentators.  Peter Van Onselen’s act this afternoon was incredible as the presenter/moderator of the “Contrarians’.    I would love to know the circumstances of his departure from the employment of the Liberal Party.

    • tony says:

      11:00am | 21/08/10

      Peter Van Onselens is a labor plant.  Who releases a unauthorised biography bagging a PM on the eve of an election.  A liberal supporter my arse.  He’s like that other ‘liberal’ Turnbull.  They should both join the labor party.

    • Taiabada says:

      11:34pm | 20/08/10

      Nicole, you have to live a long time in PNG to know it means “Big Ears” but I couldn’t use that could I.  You might think I was Tony Abbott!

    • Joolz says:

      08:41pm | 20/08/10

      Tors: nominative determinism!!!

    • dwgw says:

      08:04pm | 20/08/10

      I have never seen anything as one-sided and biased as both Sky News programs today. They trotted out the bullish Paul Howe (I’m really not running for PM…yet) to rant and rave over the top of an ex- Liberal leader who happens to have no ability to reach the ordinary person and who couldn’t tell whether a cake had GST on it or not.

    • Vote Quimby says:

      07:18pm | 20/08/10

      The person who’s comment was the originator Nicole wink

    • Nicole says:

      05:54pm | 20/08/10

      WTF is a ‘Taiabada’ ?

    • mervyn ford says:

      05:31pm | 20/08/10

      i watched it too, it was a disgrace (emailed sky news to ask why I am paying for bias,,,why can’t he, speers and gilbert just be neutral)
      Almost threw a brick at the telly watching gillard during her gosford stop today. Didn’t matter what question she got she just repeated her mantra, must have been the old julia, or a third desperate julia

    • Tory Maguire

      Tory Maguire says:

      05:07pm | 20/08/10

      Oh, I get it now… Because my name’s Tory I must be a conservative! Gee I’ve never heard that thigh-slapper before Taiabada. smile

    • papachango says:

      04:59pm | 20/08/10

      The work choices thing is ridiculous, and just shows Labor’s desperation. The unions scaremongering worked very well in 2007, but can’t be repreated now.

      For starters it would be suicidal for Abbott to bring it back now he’s pledged to sacrifice his first born if he so much as touches it. He couldn’t anyway because the Greens would block it in the Senate. He was aganist many parts of it under the Howard govt anyway.

      I’d like to see Julia Gillard give a similar guarantee that she won’t hand any more power to the unions, complete with words like dead, buried, cremated, ashes scattered.

    • Barbara says:

      04:57pm | 20/08/10

      It’s no longer about the Party, it’s about her ego.  She doesn’t want to be known as the shortest serving un-elected female Prime Minister of Australia.  Her political career will come to a screeching halt.  There will be no where to go after this.  Sacrificing a family life for a career would have been for naught.  That’s why she has become more desperate.

    • Freeman says:

      09:02am | 21/08/10

      She has also been our first Bogan prime minister, I’m sure the cath’s and kim’s in melbourne will be backing gillard

    • Barbara says:

      07:17pm | 20/08/10

      Absolutely true too Scott.  Well spotted.  Though it won’t be what ends up in the history books.

    • Scott says:

      05:25pm | 20/08/10

      She would also be known as the longest-serving unelected female prime minister of Australia.

    • AdamC says:

      04:56pm | 20/08/10

      Looks like it could be a delightful, bye, bye Julia tomorrow. Then will it be bye, bye, Arbib, Shorten, Feeney et al? It should be - the ALP should permanently hang the assassins whether or not they win tomorrow.

      But, perhaps most interesting. If, indeed, Julia gets knifed (by the voters) tomorrow, will the crucified messiah rise from the dead?

    • Vote Quimby says:

      07:14pm | 20/08/10

      Nope, he will be off to the UN with a big smile on his face! oh wait, is it true that only an incumbent government appoint him?? If that is the case and he is the opposition leader, let’s hope so, then the Australian people will get the opportunity to tell him what they really though of him!

    • Chris Topher says:

      04:55pm | 20/08/10

      How would Abbott get Workchoices through a Green controlled Senate even if he wanted to? Labor and the Carbon tax on the other hand..

    • Paul says:

      05:31pm | 20/08/10

      Great point Chris but I’m still hoping that the Greens don’t get control of the Senate.
      Labor is desperate, knowing there is a real possibility that the electorate has woken up to their lies and woeful performance over the past three years.
      I hope the people of NSW and Qld send a clear message that we’ve had enough.

    • Amazed says:

      04:53pm | 20/08/10

      So Three-Boat Tony Abbott’s last minute mania is characterised by positive, inspirational and stirring rhetoric? Perhaps I have been listening to different news broadcasts - I could have sworn he has been numbing us with his mnemonic, STOP THE ... STOP THE… STOP THE…

    • acotrel says:

      04:15pm | 21/08/10

      Abbott is telling potential coalition supporters what they want hear.  It’s stuff w hich appeals to the lowest common denominator!

    • Robert Smissen, rural SA, God's own country says:

      06:12pm | 20/08/10

      I guess if this LIE & others are told often enough, Julia might slither back into power, but you’ll be sorry! ! ! !

    • papachango says:

      05:04pm | 20/08/10

      fair point. desperation from both sides as it gown down to the wire…

      I still would prefer the Libs, but only as the best of a bad lot.

    • hot tub political machine says:

      04:52pm | 20/08/10

      One good thing at the end of a campaign is the commentators that out themselves as not understanding the seat by seat stats as well as the statisticians. methink Laurie Oaks should check out any one of the number of independent stat masters of this fine land

    • nosthow says:

      04:49pm | 20/08/10

      From where I sit Tory all on course to see Ms Gillard and Labor win the Federal Election. Poor Tony is frantically trying to make people look at him but Mr Workchoices has run out of time and the very good news is that in 1 days time he will be history ! Pop goes the Champagne cork again !

    • Billy B says:

      08:31am | 22/08/10

      nosthow - Those corks still popping are they?

    • Jason CR says:

      12:04pm | 21/08/10

      nosthow
      Surely you don’t really pop champagne because of an election win…Do you??  quite sad if its true. 
      Sure, I’d like a Coalition victory but I’ll save the champers for something worthwhile.

    • Al says:

      11:22pm | 20/08/10

      Hmmm, what an interesting statement. It’s that kind of approach that got Labor into trouble in the first place. They didn’t take Abbott seriously when it was clear even before he became Opposition leader that he could talk to Australians in a language they could understand while Rudd mumbled on with a mouthful of stones.
      I can’t believe Labor voters are still making this mistake.
      Abbott is a genuine chance.
      Even if Labor wins it will almost be a Pyrric (check the spelling on that one for me editor) victory. Abbott will look stronger than ever for bringing the Coalition so close to a win.
      He will be around at the next election and with even more swagger.
      Meanwhile if Labor scrapes through there will be no honeymoon period at all. They will be under major attack - particularly from those media outlets that called for their removal.
      Win or lose, Labor needs to sack its advisers and get some people into their offices who live or work in the suburbs. Using bright new university grads to run a university style election is as dumb as it gets.
      Hey, and I’m a voter who thinks Labor policies have more merit than the Libs. Wake up.

    • Front Row says:

      09:52pm | 20/08/10

      Abbott has already won, in an important sense.
      Doesn’t matter what happens tomorrow.  The Labor Decade is now ‘finito.  Julia is a really nice, intelligent person, but there is no way she has the authority to control what’s about to happen in Caucus.
      Abbott should be praying to lose this, by not too much.
      That’s going to be the end for Julia as PM, just a matter of time, and “time” in this case is less than 12 months.  I see her in 2012 as Minister for Industrial Relations and Education.  Kevin will be Special Minister of State (International Relations), Bill Shorten will be PM, Wayne Swan, Finance… Treasurer? Thoughts?
      You bet you know.

    • MDMConnell says:

      08:28pm | 20/08/10

      Anyone else think nosthow, Brian and Badger are starting to sound increasingly desperate???

    • nosthow says:

      07:34pm | 20/08/10

      @TimB - Timmy I have lost count of the number of elections I have voted in now but Australia no matter who wins an election has always been governed reasonably well - nothings perfect. I have to say in fairness Abbott has done well given he has no policies or vision for Australia. Anyway Tim am glad you are not sad and I will spare you a thought on election night as Champagne corks pop in our house !

    • TimB says:

      06:04pm | 20/08/10

      Out of interest where DO you sit Nosthow? My guess would be the magical land of OZ raspberry

      If Tony doesnt get up tomorrow I will be disappointed yes, but I will take solace in the fact that he’s likely to be PM in 2013 instead.
      Oh and the big “I told you so” I get to save for when Gillard screws us all. (Just like I dished out recently to the people who thought Kevin07 was wonderful)

      The rusted-on Labor supporters here on the other hand…I dont see you guys handling defeat well at all.
      Notshow, you might survive by sinking deeper into the fantasy land you inhabit, but the likes of Rob R are so full of bile and hate…it won’t be pretty.

    • MarK says:

      05:44pm | 20/08/10

      Nothing to celebrate?

      Every day is a celebration that I wake up to. Really you think I will be sad?

      You misunderstand me smile

    • Mark from Sydney's North says:

      05:35pm | 20/08/10

      Its what I love about this country, we can be complacent at times, but when push comes to shove we are not all stupid. In other words, sanity is awaking from its 3 year sleep. I expect KRUDD will be the new opposition leader by mid September and Joolya will be looking for a gig as a Union Lawyer or the next Victorian Premier.

    • nosthow says:

      05:08pm | 20/08/10

      @MarK - Marky old buddy i would never call you an idiot. I would however feel sorry for you tomorrow night with nothing to celebrate when Tony fails to win! Its going to be a sad Saturday night for Coalition supporters.

    • MarK says:

      04:59pm | 20/08/10

      There there.

      You can call us all idiots for voting for Tony tomorrow.

    • Amanda says:

      04:58pm | 20/08/10

      I would have to agree Mrs Gillard hasnt done enough to lose. Workchoices is a little old but I think the ALP still got some leverage with it.  I just hope the Green dont get to much of a say in the ALP the last thing Australia needs is a ALP being puppet to the Greens.

 

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