What a week. A wave of elation swept the country in celebration of previously unimaginable sporting success. New national heroes were born.

Yeah mate it's called a trophy, you get them for winning

Or you were in Australia, where some world-beating, inspirational achievements went largely unnoticed and the nation is now facing into 18 busy sporting months where victories could well be the exception rather than the expectation.

Depending on your point of view, Australian sport is at one of its lowest-ever ebbs, or in a golden era of success – just in a bunch of sports that nobody cares very much about. Australians now bestride the world in motor sport, snooker, women’s cricket and pole vaulting.

Yet in the sports in which Australia has long been a dominant force – cricket, rugby, and men’s swimming – the national sides are in something of a rut.

The male cricketers were led back into Sydney yesterday by a crestfallen Michael Clarke whose future leadership role is under a cloud after the Aussies spectacularly choked and lost the Twenty20 World Cup final.

To England.

The Australian women’s cricket team, meanwhile, showed the boys how it was done. They won the Twenty20 World Cup in a final that included a stellar performance by a Sydney teenager name Ellyse Perry. At one stage she had bowling figures of 2 wickets for just four runs and finished with 3-18 off four overs.

She secured victory by using her boot to stop a probable boundary off her final ball. It was fairytale stuff.

In the Formula 1, after a career of being labelled as journeyman, Mark Webber is now being touted as a serious world title contender after winning what is arguably the world’s most prestigious car race at Monaco. He was in the news until Tuesday morning, but then disappeared as fast as a Red Bull car on the Hockenheim pit straight.

For such an immense achievement that has catapulted Webber’s status in this most glamorous of sports, it was almost a case that you would have missed it had you blinked.

Also on the weekend golfer Adam Scott had his first tour victory in two years when he won the Texas Open.

Melbourne snooker player Neil Robertson pocketed a quarter of a million pounds sterling earlier this month when he won the sport’s World Championship.

It says much that the one Australian sportsperson who has achieved total domination in his field and commands the total respect of his competitors is not a cricket legend like Shane Warne or Steve Waugh, a rugby great like Nick Farr-Jones or Michael Lynagh, a swimmer like Ian Thorpe or a tennis player like Yvonne Goolagong.

It’s Steve Hooker, the reigning Olympic and world pole vaulting champion and the unquestioned top athlete in the discipline.

Running out against the once-formidable Aussies these days many teams will be confident of being able to beat them.

Everyone wants the Socceroos to get out of the pool stage in the FIFA World Cup next month but that is, let’s be honest, a slim chance. (Yes, it’ll be some party if we make it through.)

In rugby the Wallabies head into the international season full of individual talents like Rocky Elsom, Quade Cooper and Drew Mitchell but an unknown quantity as a team. This is basically the same unit, remember, that produced one performance so wretched last year that coach Robbie Deans publicly declared some of them had no pride in their jersey. There is hardly a harsher condemnation of an elite athlete than to accuse them of just giving up.

Clearly there is much work to do for the Wallabies to be functioning at the level needed challenge for the Rugby World Cup next year. If they were to play tomorrow the top teams like France, New Zealand and South Africa would fancy themselves to give the Wallabies a bit of a touch-up.

The once all-conquering Australian cricket team is now a distant third in the world rankings behind South Africa and India. Ricky Ponting’s men have proved nothing if not inconsistent and don’t have much room for errors if they wants to regain The Ashes when England arrive here later in the year.

In the swimming we have Stephanie Rice and Leisel Jones, who in their specialist events are acknowledged as the world leaders and will probably scoop up some golds at the Commonwealth Games.

But what about the men? The country’s top sprinter, Eamon Sullivan, is but a strong competitor in a crowded field. I suppose there’s always Brenton Rickard in the 100m breaststroke.

We should have made more of the wins this week. I hope this is not the case and it turns out that there’s plenty to celebrate over the coming year, but it’s just possible it’ll be some time before we have those kinds of victories again.

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    • Ian says:

      08:41am | 21/05/10

      Don’t forget Simon Whitlock riding high on the global darts stage. Brilliant to see us kicking butt in all the sedentary British pub sports. Next up: Shove Ha’penny!

    • Sherekahn says:

      11:09am | 22/05/10

      We havn’t got the Pubs to induce anything but drunken behaviour and violence. 
      Darts and shove ha’penny require calm relaxed temperaments, hardly found in Aussie Pubs!

    • James says:

      09:08am | 21/05/10

      Please don’t forget about Cadel Evans either. If you ride a 3500km race more than once in a year and manage to earn the coveted rainbow jersey for being World Champion you’ve got to be given credit!!

    • Albie says:

      09:28am | 21/05/10

      and don’t forget the fact that it seems Aussies keep winning stages in both the Giro d’Italia and the Tour of California - both on at the moment.

      At the Giro in particular - Cadel Evans has won a stage, and worn the pink jersey for a stage (different stages).

      But the real hero is newly professional Tasmanian Richie Porte - who, the day before yesterday, grabbed the lead and still holds it with an impressive 9 MINUTE lead ahead of race favourite Alexandre Vinokourov (Cadel is a futher minute and a half behind).

      Stop complaining about the cricket or the rugby - switch over to SBS and enjoy the fun!

    • Paul Colgan

      Paul Colgan says:

      09:58am | 21/05/10

      Cadel is a great performer but he does tend to win stages rather than races. I’m a fan, but he’s not exactly dominating like Steve Hooker or winning top-billing races as Webber has done.

      I’ve heard it suggested that AFL’s dominance may be stopping the flow of top athletes to international codes.

    • Hermano says:

      10:11am | 21/05/10

      Colgo, this is true about Cadel and winning stages.  Except when that one stage is the whole race and you become the World Champion.  That’s kind of a big deal.  And he won a Classic this year too.  Also a big deal.
      And let’s not forget two second places in the Tour.  That’s a pretty big deal too.  Actually, that’s better than any other Australian cyclist has done ever.  I wish I was second best in the world at something….

    • Tom says:

      12:34pm | 21/05/10

      Also Australia ranked 3rd in the UCI ProTour rankings last year, and may well do better this year following the exceptional performance of numerous riders this year.

      For such a Euro - centric sport, that is absolutely exceptional.

    • Hermano says:

      09:40am | 21/05/10

      Don’t forget cyclilng:  3 stage wins and the current leader of the Giro d’Italia.  Leader of the Tour of California.  Leader of the Tour of Japan.
      Not bad for a country that hates cyclists: I should know, someone tried to kill me last night!  “Sorry mate, didn’t see you!”  Bullshit, didn’t look more like.

      Oh yeh, sport.  Ozzie ozzie etc.  Go team.

    • Sherekahn says:

      11:45am | 23/05/10

      Well it’s true, cyclists are viewed as a nuisance in Australia.  It is about time that we upgraded our regulations for cyclists.
      Bicycles should have front and rear lights fitted.
      Riders should wear luminous safety waistcoats of a standard colour, either the yellow or red.
      Red reflectors should be fitted to all bicycles.
      All wet weather capes should be fitted with red reflective triangles on the back.
      Today’s car count is far higher than 50 years ago.  Adjust to the times.

      Bicycles could have left and right lighted indicators.

    • Moose says:

      09:53am | 21/05/10

      It’s dissapointing that the Australian Media seems to think that we only play a handfull of sports in this country and we must be bombarded with this at every turn. Surely they must understand that they contribute largely to the decline in sports across the board that cannot afford to pay for the coverage. Having an hour or so here and there for two weeks every 4 years doesn’t count.

      The problem is that the sports that get the coverage give the impression that if you want to get anywhere you need to be good at said sport, if you’re not you might as well give up altogether and not look for another.

      It’s not good enough by the media as a whole, all the time spent recounting the personal trials and tribulations of the AFL and Cricket players (seriously, who cares about Lara Bingle and Michael Clarke?), they could spend that time reporting on the ‘lesser’ sports and give them a fighting chance.

    • Albie says:

      10:02am | 21/05/10

      @Colgo: Cadel Evans is currently WORLD CHAMPION… is that not enough?

    • Paul Colgan

      Paul Colgan says:

      10:14am | 21/05/10

      Call me when he wins Le Tour smile

      OK, OK. Maybe he should have been in the list. Or maybe he should have gone into AFL.

    • BTS says:

      10:22am | 21/05/10

      Apparently, World Champion, is not sufficient.  Pretty sub-standard effort really.  Pass me an expensive cigarette and a serviette to draw on will you…

    • stephen says:

      10:03am | 21/05/10

      Nice ter see all the bikes the go, and yer kin now flick over ter Ms. Mirrabella’s Punch and tell her Parramatta road, (and such like) don’t need bike-paths, but more speeding cars.
      Can’t be getting to work flustered and out of breath now,(and fer that bloke goin’backwerds up heartbreak hill, if yer from Double Bay or such-like, dribblin water outtyer skin’s the least of yer problems.)

    • Albie says:

      10:22am | 21/05/10

      @Colgo LOL ok - and you’re completely right about Le Tour. I think that’s my fault for going to watch him in person last year… hence the dismal display! I’m staying firm in Australia this year so hopefully he’s in with a chance (or at least coming second and then being awarded the victory when Vinokourov is banned for drugs AGAIN).

    • Markus says:

      11:16am | 21/05/10

      Not sure where you got Australia being a long dominant force in Rugby.
      Prior to the 90’s the ARU was regularly on the verge of collapse.
      The team had a fantastic golden age from ‘99 to 2002, but it has never been the norm.
      Their results look poor due to most tests being against the 2 best teams in the world (NZ and RSA), but for a country where Rugby plays 3rd or even 4th fiddle behind AFL, League and now possibly even soccer, I think the Wallabies punch well above their weight on the world scale.

    • monkeytypist says:

      11:31am | 21/05/10

      The trouble with your first point, David, is that I subsidise corporate high-flyers (e.g. Rupert Murdoch as well as much less exalted high-flyers through my purchases every day but I never assume that means I have a special ability or right to know about and control my private life.  They’re people with whom I engage in a transaction.  Politics is an intricate transaction to be sure, but aside from simple psychological projection of values a la sportspeople and celebrities, why are their personal lives especially meaningful to mine?

    • Josh says:

      11:31am | 21/05/10

      Look at the Indy Racing League. Two Aussies at the top (Briscoe nearly won last year and Will Power leads this year) and a Kiwi who has been champ twice.

      Instead we get drugged up, gang banging footballers. Joy. What a country…

    • Mark Young says:

      11:37am | 21/05/10

      Don’t forget that Ryan Briscoe, Dna Ricciardelo and Will Power are all doing great in motor Racing as well,

      But getting back to Mark Webber, he has spent his whole career being criticised in Australia for not performing BUT…. In F1 you can only race the other guy in the same car as you, your teammate.

      Webber has towelled up his teammates all through his career and it was only a matter of time before he got into a quick car.

      Now he’s in one, and matched with one of the most sparkling talents in Motor Racing in Seb Vettell, he is winning.

      CHAMPION!!!!!!

    • Nathman says:

      12:34pm | 21/05/10

      Couldn’t agree more Mark! Webber always could deliver, he just didn’t have the car. Look at Melbourne ‘03 when he was in the Jag… He was catching eventual winner David Coulthard when the Jag suspension let go. In Japan ‘08 he was running 2nd and FASTER than winner Hamilton when he was run into behind the safety car by his current team mate Vettel. Woops!

      No finally, FINALLY after a career of setbacks he has a car that is deserving of a driver for his talents. Now that he has the swagger of multiple wins this season, he’s going to take some catching and I couldn’t be happier for him.

      Remind you of anyone?? A certain Mika Hakkinen comes to mind.

    • Budz says:

      12:15pm | 21/05/10

      Hope Webber can continue to beat Vettell but I have my doubts. All I know it’s going to be an exciting season with potentially a few others still a chance of winning.

    • Tom says:

      12:37pm | 21/05/10

      I’m not sure that Webber is the best fit, Australia has always been a strong motorsport force, with drivers like Alan Jones and Brabham, and also a strong domestic scene with V8 supercars etc. Regardless, it is great to see him winning though.

    • acker says:

      12:59pm | 21/05/10

      The biggest issue about the mens cricket team is who beat us….The bloody Poms.. fair suck of the sav !

    • Justin says:

      01:45pm | 21/05/10

      OK, here’s a question. At the end of the 2010 F1 season, where does Webber have to be for it to be considered a successful season for him? 4th last year, so 3rd? Anywhere ahead of Vettel? World Champ?

      Clearly he’s got the fast car, so I think he needs to win the championship. And I hope he does & in style, but his starts still worry me.

    • MatLon says:

      02:31pm | 21/05/10

      I agree, Webber’s starts have always been a problem for him. It was almost a guarantee for a while that he would drop a place or two in the first lap. He seems to be getting that sorted though.

      Mark is really in the groove. I just hope he continues have good reliability and can keep Vettel behind him. And he will also need to keep luck on his side. He has been regarded as the unluckiest driver in F1 for some time now.

      I’ve been closely following Webber since the beginning. I had so many hope for him when he moved to Williams…but we know how that ended up.

      This is his last chance I think. His contract is up at the end of this year and there are rumblings that Massa or even Raikonen could take his spot. He has to win the world championship to keep his seat I think.

    • Justin says:

      09:13am | 22/05/10

      The unluckiest driver in F1? I dunno, I tend to think you make your own luck. He’s put himself in the position to find the bad luck plenty of times.

      How many first lap tangles has he been involved in? Why, because his starts were rubbish, he’d get shuffled back, panic (probably an unfair assessment) & try to defend undefendable lines or claw back a position he’d dropped at the start. He’d often be in “the right”, but he made himself a target.

      When you combine those with reliability DNFs, he starts to look very unlucky. And the hole in the floor of the Williams/burnt arse case certainly adds to the perception, but I don’t think he has had more reliability issues than average, & that’s what I’d class as unlucky. Of course, had he hit the car mounting crash while leading the other night, that would’ve been unlucky….

    • Johno says:

      02:06pm | 21/05/10

      Mark Webber’s low profile in this country is due to the mainstream media having very little understanding of Formula One.  Webber entered the sport with Minardi, and took 5th in Melbourne in 2002.  Naturally the stick and ball sports media assumed these results would continue, and when they didn’t?  Well he must be a hack.  Never mind that the car was more than 100hp down on the frontrunners, and on maybe 1/10th the budget.  03 and 04 were spent with the criminally mismanaged Jaguar outfit, 05 and 06 with a Williams team on the decline.  Long story short, the 2009 Red Bull was the first car Webber has driven in his career capable of winning races, which is exactly what he did with it, and is continuing to do so.

    • humbug says:

      02:16pm | 21/05/10

      I have a feeling that Webber will choke like he normally does, although I’d be happy for him if we actually snagged a championship. But his victory at Monaco isn’t that impressive when you take a closer look. Any racing enthusiast knows that Monaco is easily the tightest circuit on the F1 roster - overtaking is nigh-on impossible. Webber started the race in pole position. If he’d clawed his way to the front from say, 5th place, that would be far more deserving of praise.

    • Jenni says:

      05:08pm | 21/05/10

      “overtaking is nigh-on impossible” are you KIDDING??? did you SEE fernando alonso moving up the ranks? i mean, i can’t personally stand the bloke, but he was flying, executing beautiful overtaking manouvers to get up into a points position after starting in the pits! what a race!

    • BullClip says:

      09:02pm | 21/05/10

      Disagree.

      Monaco is a very tight course and requires massive mental strength not to put it into the side barriers.

      I think it is a good thing that Webber quietened down very quickly.  Leave him be and let’s not get too excited.

      He must get our support, not the weight of our premature expectation.

      I will never forget half time during 1997 World Cup Qualifier against Iran.  The commentators were talking about how Australia were going to the world cup.  Only for them to fall in the last ten minutes.

      Mark Webber is not going to be World Champion until he is World Champion.

      Everyone!  Say it over and over.

      Give him support, not the weight of expectation.

    • richo says:

      03:12pm | 21/05/10

      Australian’s do not dominate ‘world’ sports, like soccer or basketball, instead we dominate sports that the rest of the world has never heard of, or doesn’t care about like AFL, Rugby League and thong throwing. We can only call yourselves the greatest sporting nation when we have won something truly global.

    • MatLon says:

      03:38pm | 21/05/10

      As I understand it, on a per-capita basis, Australians are the most successful Olympic nation in the history of the modern Olympics, along with Jamaica.

      I think we could call ourselves a great sporting nation on that figure.

      Though I have no hard figures to back up that claim.

    • BTS says:

      04:13pm | 21/05/10

      Yes, only when you win soccer, have you truly made it in the world.

    • facepalm says:

      04:17pm | 21/05/10

      MatLon, we also probably spend more government money per olympic medal than any other country. We have crumbling infrastructure that desperately needs improving but bugger that, we have to thrash everybody at the Commonwealth Games!

    • MatLon says:

      04:38pm | 21/05/10

      Yes, I agree, just giving some perspective to the previous claim.

      We do put too much emphasis on sporting achievement…out of balance anyway.

      The words, inferiority complex come to mind…not saying anything, just putting a few words out there.

    • Jumping Bean says:

      04:12pm | 21/05/10

      Your comment: Even if Australia is a great sporting nation, I can think of moe valuable events to be proud of.  It is not such a great thing to be able to run or smim faster than enyone else when swags of money are helping you.  I’d rather money was spent on lifestyle fitness.

    • Charles Kelly says:

      10:07pm | 21/05/10

      On the world stage, Australian soccer is a pathetic joke. In no other sport would simply making it into the competition to play with the big kids rate as a “great sporting achievement” worthy of national celebration. This basically says “we know we’re crap, and we’re never going to do much better than this, so we may as well live it up while we have the chance”. How sad.

    • Ray says:

      01:11am | 22/05/10

      It’s more like; “no other sport really compares to football on a true international scale, and is probably the only sport to gain real international appeal over a vast variety of cultures and thus we aren’t just playing the same 5 countries in rugby league, rugby union, and cricket over and over again.”

      You obviously don’t realise the significance of the World Cup, nor how hard it is to even be in the Top 32 nations in the world. Oh, what’s that? Most other sports don’t even have 32 competitive nations in total?

    • richo says:

      08:29am | 22/05/10

      A bit like making the All-Australian AFL side, or winning the rugby league world cup. We know were crap at real sports so we’ll play the ones no one else does. Just making the competition is reason for celebration, just like Australia celebrated Jessica Watson for NOT sailing around the world.  The sport with the highest amount of juniors playing it is soccer, feel the burn AFL, all your government money and you still couldn’t convince kids to play your game.

    • S.L says:

      10:16am | 22/05/10

      Onya CK. Another unbiased commentry as usual.

    • Charles Kelly says:

      11:01am | 22/05/10

      Claiming that “the sport with the highest amount of juniors playing it is soccer” like it’s some kind of badge of honour is hilarious! The real facts of the matter are that many mums don’t want their precious little dears to get hurt playing more manly sports, so they encourage them to play soccer - and that at least uncoordinated kids who can’t catch or pass a ball can run around on a field for a while in a team uniform, and if they’re lucky, a round ball may accidentally come into contact with their feet once in a while. Um, yeah, that’s something to be really proud of. Pathetic.

    • Charles Kelly says:

      11:16am | 22/05/10

      Really Ray? So to “be in the Top 32 nations in the world” in a sport that many other nations couldn’t care less about rates as a “great sporting achievement” worthy of national celebration? Really? How sad.

      And what’s that about “32 competitive nations”? Deluded much? There aren’t “32 competitive nations” in soccer! There’s the genuinely competitive nations, and then there’s the also-rans who are really just there to make up the numbers - like Australia. Pathetic.

    • Matt Dee says:

      11:16pm | 21/05/10

      As far as the cricket is concerned I couldn’t be more pleased with the fact that Australia is no longer the dominant force it once was. I had stopped watching the game because it was as sure as the sun would rise that Australia would win every match they played no matter what form of the game it was. It’s pointless watching any game of any sport if it’s not a competition. After all that’s what sport is all about. And as far as 20/20 is concerned who the hell cares!

    • Daddio D says:

      06:03am | 22/05/10

      No, no, no - you’re wrong Colgo – Oz should be riding on a sports’ high… The Oz cricket team is going to achieve a “first” – it will practice on the green green grass of… erm, Croke Park, Dublin, ahead of its one-day match against the Irish cricket team in Clontarf. The Ozzies’ Rules team were also a first to play a ‘foreign’ game in Croke Park. Mind you, I should remind history buffs that the last team of warriors that challenged the might of Ireland in Clontarf was beaten into the adjacent sea by its High King captain, Brian Boru and his warriors. When the Ozzies’ cricket team practice in Croker, given they’re only 3rd ranked in the cricket world now, they’ll be practicing for a rout.

    • Seebob says:

      07:00am | 22/05/10

      Guess who the reigning male World Surfing champion is?...Did you say Mick Fanning.?....Yep..the Aussie….
      And oh..the Woman’s W.orld Surfing Champ…wouldn’t that be Stephanie Gilmour…another Aussie

    • rohan says:

      05:12pm | 22/05/10

      does anyone care?.

      Its not like the soccer world championship is it?

    • Daddio D says:

      09:12am | 23/05/10

      Sorry to correct you Seebob - Surfers with names like Fanning and Gilmoure - hmmm. Sure you know they’re of Irish stock. Rout on, you Irish! Champs all… the Vikings never looked back at Ireland since the battle of Clontarf. The Oz cricket team should be fearful in and after their practice sessions in Croke Park - the Vikings never looked back at Ireland again after the battle of Clontarf! What next? The Irish invading Australia these days? Yes they are… but they won’t be rebuffed. That new Immigration de-barring stuff that Oz politicians, who know nothing about life in this world, are trying to do, won’t work. The Irish will inavde Oz once again, knowing they can beat any challenge… in sport or battle.

    • S.L says:

      11:09am | 22/05/10

      We have Aussies competing successfully in many sports internationally. A bunch of sports nobody cares very much about. (read the Australian sports media don’t shove down our throats).
      Cricket, rugby and mens swimming have all been given the illusion they are popular on the world stage by our media.
      Sure cricket can boast over a billion followers but they mostly reside within a few thousand square kilometers of sub continental Asia. Rugby? Well NZ and Wales are the only 2 countries where it is THE game. Even in South Africa the most popular code by a long shot is soccer. In league the only country where it is the dominant sport is Papua New Guinea!
      Mens swimming isn’t even a blip on the international radar except for Olympic time. Even Michael Phelps has said he only has a public profile at home every four years.
      Aussies are successful in so many other sports than those three I wish the media would wake up the public aren’t just obsesed with those aforementioned sports.
      Motor racing only gets a front seat when Bathurst or the F1 come around but we are up there in Rallying, other European based open wheeler racing and even good ole American Drag racing and NASCAR we are up there.
      As for soccer the difference between the round ball code and the egg shapes ones internationally is Harry Kewel, Lucas Neil, Mark Shwartzer etc are world famous, Brendon Fevola, Garry Ablett, Billy Slater and Cameron Smith are not!

    • Arios says:

      11:57pm | 22/05/10

      Meh watching sport - honestly, who cares Colgo.

      I would much rather play it and keep fit myself than spectate and comment on someone else hitting a piece of leather around for example.

      I never understood Australia’s fascination with *watching* sport compared to playing.. Is *watching* sport for fat people who can’t play it themselves???

    • Nigel Catchlove says:

      12:11pm | 23/05/10

      What an disgusting viewpoint.  How about people who used to play sport but now don’t - there aren’t too many 48 year olds getting around AFL fields these day, but gee we still like to watch a good game.  According to your one-dimensional view I must be fat and can’t play.  At various stages in my life I played competitive aussie rules, soccer, cricket, volleyball, basketball and athletics - like many Australians.  I had surgery at age 42 that removed the acoustic nerve (along with a tumour) connecting my ear to my brain, so I have pretty crappy balance now and that’s why I stopped playing competitive sport so get off your high-horse and think before posting. 

      There are a lot of people who don’t play sport because of age, injury or disability who would love to play.  Oh, by the way, I now drive a race car which is how I scratch my competive itch but I also love to watch sport.

 

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