You know things have sunk pretty low when forcing an electorally toxic broken promise through Parliament prompts high-fives and kisses on the Government benches, and counts as its best week in memory.

But that is where we are. Tony Abbott dubbed Julia Gillard’s carbon price triumph “a betrayal sealed with a kiss”. It was an appropriately Shakespearean description for events in Canberra this week which, quite frankly, seemed tailor-made for a Bard-style comic farce.
And Mr Abbott, as usual, did much on his own to enrich the thespian feel with his dramatic last minute “pledge in blood” promise to repeal the toxic tax.
The tax went through anyway despite the sulphurous atmosphere and the poisonous Macbethian cackling of several ferals in the public galleries. The PM was “a lying scrag” said one on being ejected for disrupting proceedings.
After years of discussion, craven retreats, wild exaggerations, and lashings of good old fashioned political duplicity on both sides, Australia has finally legislated for an emissions trading scheme. Well, half-legislated if we’re being strictly accurate. Its passage through the Senate remains to be achieved next month, although with the ALP and the Greens in joint majority, that is a formality.
There was no denying the drama of the moment in the Reps though when it eventually came, even if a narrow majority was by then locked in.
And true to the melodramatic genre, there were late twists when one of the more voluble Opposition frontbenchers, Sophie Mirabella, managed to get herself suspended for 24 hours the night before the vote.
Her refusal to yield to the Deputy Speaker, fellow Liberal Peter Slipper, left him no choice but to name her - the precursor to her ejection by vote of the House.
It was stupid beyond credulity making an absolute mockery of the Opposition’s already unreasonable insistence on dragging two of its own backbench MPs (and therefore two from the Government) back from postings abroad just for the vote.
But all the drama and theatrical artifice in the world could not change the fundamentals of this issue. Anti-carbon tax voters (that’s most of them people these days by the way) were enraged by scenes of Ms Gillard and her front-bench team slapping each other on the backs amid hugs and kisses following the vote.
This was perhaps the most Shakespearean aspect of this whole affair because it was in this very moment of victory, that the PM may have sealed her own fate and that of her party.
Here she was, an embattled prime minister leading a national government with the lowest primary support of any since polling began, miraculously managing to steer deeply unpopular legislation, for which she expressly did not have a mandate, through a rancorous parliament in which she did not control a majority.
It was a feat worthy of the great Houdini himself.
Yet in almost every other sense, this achievement looks like a disaster. This, in essence, is Labor’s Gillard dilemma. Having spectacularly dumped a popular leader, with a poor record of actual achievement, they have ended up with the opposite - an unpopular leader who can actually get things done.
Indeed, even some of Julia Gillard’s harsher critics must concede that she is a deal maker and a negotiator par excellence. Her deft handling of people face-to-face has been demonstrated time and again, from forming the government, to stitching together the health and hospitals deal, to these carbon pricing reforms.
Yet her standing in public reflects none of this can-do competence. It has left Labor MPs befuddled. Most accept they are locked in even if muttering of a return to Kevin Rudd has gathered some small momentum. What vexes them is why it is that Julia Gillard can light up a room, charming even her adversaries with her warmth and wit, yet go over so badly on TV.
“If they knew her, they’d like her,” complained one minister recently.
Gillard’s game-plan is to turn around voter resentment of the carbon price by showing the lived experience is nowhere near as bad as the critics claim. In truth, however, Labor insiders concede that even if that is the case, the scale of the task is simply beyond them - notwithstanding the two years remaining to the next election - assuming Ms Gillard holds on until then.
Time may not be the issue anyway. What the polls now show is that it is not merely the carbon tax - as she has unwisely allowed it to be called - that has sunk her, but the fact of its birth from a broken promise. And pictures of Labor MPs congratulating themselves over that will do nothing to assuage their hurt.
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