In the era of The Real Julia, a cricket captain entrapped by media trainers and wall-to-wall corporate spokespeople, you don’t hear many bullshit-free interviews.

A shark takes part in a workshop on brand management.

As a little summer refreshment, listen to this chat this morning on ABC Radio 702 with Rick Parsons from North Avoca Surf Life Saving Club.

Last night there was a SHARK ATTACK! on his beach. Thankfully the 28-year-old surfer who was bitten on the arm is ok, but standard precautions were this morning carried out, including closing the beach and helicopter patrols.

Mr Parsons sounds like the sort of bloke you want around in a crisis. Crisis? What crisis?

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    • Prospect says:

      12:34pm | 04/01/12

      I’d like to thank my mum and dad for instilling in me that I could do anything I put myself to.
      I would also like to thank my under 11’s coach who taught me the basics of the game.
      And my under 16’s coach who guided through some difficult years.
      The under 20’s coach was also very helpful and had good connections that ensured I had a good look into the powers that select the chosen few.

      PS. Sorry i was drunk and ran away from the police when I saw them.

    • mick says:

      12:41pm | 04/01/12

      Surfers are crazy.  Sharks do not worry them, even when they are attacked.

      There was a helicopter tracking a 4 metre shark at Copacabana this morning hovering over the same spot for nearly half and hour and circling for another half an hour.  Like the local we breed em tough.

      The sad reality in the attack is that the state government has all but abandoned the Central Coast.  Not only do we not get a shark watch but the area (apart from the Terrigal money pit) shows signs of poverty and the local council, despite being unaccountable and wasting ratepayer funds, is bullet proof as no government entity or statutory body has any intention of intervening or stopping the carnage.  Give me 10 rounds with a shark any day.

    • Robert Smissen of country SA says:

      08:39pm | 05/01/12

      You have about as much chance of winning lotto as you do getting bitten by a shark

    • SimonFromLakemba says:

      12:45pm | 04/01/12

      Its good to hear, the media in general is very sensationalist.

      Only have to watch every disaster, shark attack or political beat up with all media outlets falling over themselves to drum it up as much as they can.

    • Zoyd says:

      01:03pm | 04/01/12

      Spin free? At The Punch?
      Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    • fairsfair says:

      02:03pm | 04/01/12

      I can’t listen to the footage, but by the tone of this article I am assuming he was responding to this event in a rational, normal manner.

      A spearfisherman was fatally wounded at Opal Reef about five or six years ago and I remember a lady boarding our boat for a day of diving advising that she wouldn’t go out there if we were diving at Opal Reef. If we were, she demanded we change our course for the day. Did she not think that sharks would also be at the other dive sites? Many oceangoers are so out of touch with the realities of venturing into open waters and if they are, they reason it away with random sh*t.

      I think that is a good thing. For if we were really conscious of the risks that face us each day in life, we would never get out of bed (and then we’d freak out there about dust mites and air quality). While attacks are unfortunate and I really feel for the people who meet their demise in such a way (and their loved ones) - you can’t live your life in constant fear.

      What I don’t like about our society lately (and I am not sure if this is generated by our cynical view of the manner in which “news” is presented to us), is that when something does happen to someone others are waiting to blame them and almost bully them for being a victim of an accident or event. Eg - surfers are idiots for getting attacked by a shark. Fatal car accidents would not have been stopped by the installation of guard rail - its all the driver’s fault, even though ten cars have already gone into the river at that spot this year and there are identified issue with the road surface. You house was flooded - suffer, you chose to live in a flood plain even though this was a freak event.

      The fact of the matter is, we all take calculated risks in life each and day - such as dipping our toe in the ocean or driving to the train station on a Tuesday - sometimes it doesn’t go as planned and most people a prepared to just pick up and get on with life (where possible), but sometimes society doesn’t make that easy for them. The sensationalist nature of the media and the faceless soapbox that we all get on at times makes society seem a little bit sad.

      On the news.com article today - most of the comments are centred on the surfer being an idiot and the volume of police who responded to what was no doubt a report of a “shark attack” of unknown severity at the time. Hey, I laughed at the fact one of them was wearing a bullet proof vest and thought the prospect of sharks with guns was funny - but how would my smartarse comment contribute to anything? I don’t think there is any room for stupid opinions when an article is based on absolute fact - like this situation. A surfer was bitten, he thankfully wasn’t too badly wounded, he removed himself from the water and alerted the authorities. He did the right thing and handled it very well.

      Why do people have to have an opinion on that? Allowing “Jim Bob” from the Gold Coast scream “we are going to need a bigger boat” in a public context doesn’t really help the situation. So kudos to this dude for keeping a level head - I wish there was more of it.

    • fairsfair says:

      02:24pm | 04/01/12

      LOL at “listen to the footage”... did anyone manage that?

      Whoopsie! wink

    • cheap white trash says:

      02:14pm | 04/01/12

      And if a polly comes out and calls a spade a spade he is wacked from pillar to post.
      Just imagine a Politician standing up in a press conference and telling you lot,ah Climate Change is Crap…............No Spin There.

      Response???????????????????????

    • Blind Freddy says:

      02:58pm | 04/01/12

      My response would be: Why then, do you have a policy to reduce CO2 emmissions if Climate Change is crap?

      Saying one thing while doing another is straight talking?

    • Rocket Surgeon says:

      03:13pm | 04/01/12

      SMACK

    • I hate pies says:

      08:11am | 05/01/12

      Barnaby Joyce and Bob Katter do, and everyone paints them to be raving loonies - your case in point.

    • cheap white trash says:

      02:07pm | 05/01/12

      RE Barnaby Joyce and Bob Katter,why raving loonies, well look no further that the MSM,most are coming from a socialist agenda,so you wouldn’t expect anything less,spin spin spin….
      Maybe if the MSM did to Julie, Bob Brown and the greens,what it does to Barnaby and co,maybe things would be different,but i wont hold my breath….

    • TheGuru says:

      02:26pm | 04/01/12

      Mr Parson’s response was GOLD!  The News.com.au story is a disgrace!

      If sharks start running up the beach attacking us we then have a problem! 

      One bite into our fragile skin and we take a major hit!  They don’t eat us, otherwise it would be a daily human feeding frenzy!!

      Hunting down the sharks (like they do in Western Australia) is simply stupid and human fear at its best!

      If someone gets bitten by a Funnel Web spider we don’t see this fuss; 20 police, helicopters, jet skis and planes!!  And revenge!!

    • Fiddler says:

      03:01pm | 04/01/12

      Very Australian, well how a lot of us used to talk twenty to thirty years ago, before carrying on like a pork chop became the fashion.

      I picture him as a young Alf Stewart

    • badrinath says:

      08:44pm | 04/01/12

      Many of us still sound like that Fiddler, we are in our thirties, or twenties or forties or whatever, and we are not senesationalist, 15-minute-whores and brainless twerps, we are the Australians that don’t get southern cross tats, that come from any part of the world - and here, now, and it is all OK, for us.

      We definitely don’t harp on like indignant whining ninnies when ever we see an article on the punch because of our belief that our opinion is soooo important that the world cant go on without it.

      Its all in the tao after all, and it’s all good.

    • Godiva says:

      07:52am | 05/01/12

      So we have two Torries on this blog? I like this one. Free spin media interviews only happen without agendas. For the media it is sensationalism by beating up the topic to keep them in the limelight and politicians for political gains. PM Ulia and her government are thriving on spin because they have no choice, the vast majority do not want them governing.

      What was there to gain from the shark attack, the facts were told and we all should have been grateful that it wasn’t fatal.

 

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