The ballad of Giglio Isle
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from an Italian port
Aboard this massive ship.
The crew was a bunch of useless hacks
The skipper craven and poor
3,206 passengers set sail that day
For a five day tour, a five day tour.
The weather wasn’t even rough,
The massive ship was lost,
Because of the navigation of the hapless crew
The Concordia struck some rocks, the Concordia struck some rocks.
The ship set ground on the shore of a secluded Tuscan isle
The skipper shot through,
The millionaire owner’s… in some strife
The movie stars
will soon be filming
The wreck on Giglio Isle.
With apologies to Sherwood Schwarz and pretty much everyone actually
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@mooks83 sophisticated response. Think the kids parents saw it differently
More class from 9's footy show, lampooning a baby that allegedly looks like Sterlo with a pic swiped from Facebook http://t.co/BGoYP6Pn68
@Kittu64 That's true. Pretty sure I referred to "high salaried" women.
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