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1. It will not change your life

Going on a reality TV show may not be the life changing experience you thought it was going to be. The number of people auditioning for MasterChef Australia who thought getting into the top 50 was going to change their lives was mind boggling. Chances are you will be back in your day job flipping burgers before the credits have even rolled.

Even winning a show is no guarantee of success. Eboni Stocks, the winner of season 2 of Australia’s Next Top Model was last sighted working in a café, and Australian Idol winner Casey Donovan was spotted busking at Rozelle Markets.

Tip: Keep your expectations real. If you are wanting a career change maybe a TAFE course may be a better option

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2. It may be the only 15 minutes of fame you get - use it wisely

On the other hand, a reality TV program can be an opportunity for you to showcase your talent or business. Plenty of reality TV contestants have gone on to radio and TV fame like Australian Idol’s Axel Whitehead and Big Brother’s Peter Timbs. Also, Bella Serventi and Evan Hansimikali’s successful restaurant Pink Salt eventuated because of their participation in My Restaurant Rules.

Tip: Make sure you use all your networking and media opportunities to the fullest, however any prima donna behaviour will ensure another reality TV wannabee takes your spot.

3. Any secrets you have will come out

In the age of blogs, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter every facet of your life will be dissected and exposed. Therefore, any of your embarrassing incidents or secrets will emerge. Unfortunately, most of these seem to revolve around a contestants’ sexuality. Anthony Callea, when he was on Australian Idol, had rumours circulating about his sexuality. This year’s American Idol contestant Adam Lambert had risqué photos of him with other men appearing once his Idol experience began.

Tip: If you haven’t told your parents you are gay or were once charged for drug dealing it’s a good idea to tell them before the show screens.

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<p><strong>4. Any nude photos or sex tapes will be circulated on the internet</strong></p>

<p>If you have ever posed for nude shots or performed in a sex tape, chances are it will be leaked. Popular <em>So You Think You Can Dance Australia</em> contestant Penny Higgs was embroiled in a ‘nude’ pic scandal this season when photos that were only meant for release in Denmark and the Czech Republic were <a href=published in Zoo magazine.

Tip: If you have dabbled in a bit of nude photography with your partner, when splitting make sure you grab the laptop and the digital camera. However, please note Paris Hilton’s reality TV career launched ONLY after her notorious sex tape became an internet download.

5. You may be ridiculed, or worse vilified Australia-wide

Fan forums, both official and unofficial and blogs are an important part of reality TV. Chances are you are not going to be loved by all. Criticism will range from minor, like the clothes you are wearing, to a full-blown character assassination.

Annielka Troche, the Gen Y only-child, from the SBS reality TV series The Nest was vilified on the show’s official forum. She says she still gets people yelling at her in the street.

Tip: Prepare yourself for some negativity and quash the urge to Google your own name as you may not like what you read.

6. The producers will see you as a character, not a person

Reality TV is not just about talent, you will also be typecast as a certain character. Helen Manuell from Project Runway Australia in an interview with TV Week  said, “I knew when I started doing the show that I’d be [portrayed] as the arrogant bitch, but it’s a TV show and I was cast as a character. [The producers] knew my skin would be thick enough to cope with whatever dirt was thrown at me.”.

Tip: Ask family and friends how they think you will be portrayed and either modify or go with it. Remember the outrageous, funny, bitchy or neurotic will get much more air time and, let’s face it, that’s why you want to go on the show.


7. You may need some acting skills

Unfortunately, not all reality TV is real, hosts fluff their lines, judges may swear and the contestants don’t give the appropriate reactions. Sometimes, several takes are required to get the right shot. On Farmer Wants A Wife, when the farmer knocks on the door of the girl he has chosen and she acts surprised, you don’t really believe she didn’t notice the cameraman setting up on her front verandah?

Tip: You won’t need to go to NIDA, but do practice some standard expressions like surprise, shock, and laughing on cue. Also, if you want a bit more air time a good crying technique is a handy skill to perfect.

8. You may not have to be that talented to make it on the show

Reality TV casting agents and producers want a wide variety of contestants in their programs. Therefore, if you are the only one filling a niche they are looking for you may get on the show. On this year’s So You Think You Can Dance, Damien beat plenty of better dancers to get a place in the top 20, because he was the best male ballroom dancer who auditioned. Also, having a standout background story can also get you noticed. Recovering from cancer, a quirky hobby or even how you only started dancing/singing/cooking a couple of years ago could get you on the show.

Tip: Whatever your skill try and make it stand out from the pack. For example being the only folk singer on Australian Idol may get you through to the top 36. 
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9. If you are relying on votes to stay on the show, try to commandeer a voting bloc

Ok, your on the show, now you need to start your campaign to win it. People who can galvanise a country town, or region will go further in the competition than their talent may merit. Kate DeAraugo won Australia Idol assisted by her support in her home town Bendigo. Also the former Chief Minister for the Northern Territory, Clare Martin, issued press releases urging Territorians to vote for Jessica Mauboy when she was on Australian Idol.

Or find another niche. For example, Navy recruit Carl Risley had the Australian Defence Forces voting for him.

Tip: Work out what you have which will appeal to voters. If you are a nurse, teacher or police officer try and gain their support through the union or trade magazines. Also, if you are from a small town let the local papers know as they can help with publicity.


10. Think carefully before hooking up on the show

Having a sexual interaction on a reality TV show is embarrassing and may make you vulnerable to criticism. Who can forget the infamous Big Brother dancing doona incident between Christina the ballerina and Peter Timbs? Also, it was rumoured the romance between Shanina Shaik and Tom Penfold ruined her chances of winning Make Me A Supermodel because Tom had a girlfriend on the outside.

Tip: Your mantra must be “The camera is always on me”, and don’t do anything you wouldn’t be comfortable with your parents seeing.

- Check out more from Reality Raver at www.realityravings.com

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    • Injera says:

      08:30am | 08/06/09

      Great - I hope aspiring contestants read this before applying!

      A couple of other things:
      - don’t burn bridges.  This happens a lot on Masterchef UK - contenders say that they’re not happy in their current job and want to be a chef… shortly before not making it beyond the first round.  I always wonder what their employers think on their return.  Performance evaluation time would be interesting.  In the local version, Trevor - the submariner - took long service leave to participate in the show.  I hope he was upfront with the Navy; there might be some awkward times when he returns if he decides not to “follow his dream” and remain a desk jockey.

      - don’t believe the hype.  Narrators and hosts say the darndest things in order to build viewer engagement.  You are NOT one of the 10, 20 or 30 best anything in the country, you’re just one of the people chosen - as Raver says - because you fitted a casting requirement.  Hopefully you know this already.  Hopefully you are not deluded that, say, one of the 10 best amateur chefs in the country not only doesn’t recognise star anise, but tries to eat it…

    • T.C. says:

      10:05am | 08/06/09

      11. Don’t go onto a show if you can’t handle the limelight. Because the only thing that will make you look a bigger fool than having an on-screen/stage melt down is threatening to take the producers to court because stage-fright got the better of you. Or of your ten year old daughter.

    • MasterCook says:

      11:07am | 08/06/09

      Couldn’t agree more. One of the current batch of MasterChef Aus has his personal life imploding at the moment as his double life is starting to be revealed on the outside. I think he would be happy to stay in there as long as possible, rather than answer the awkward questions his two long term girlfriends are starting to ask

    • Dan Lewis says:

      06:11pm | 08/06/09

      Read “Chart Throb” by Ben Elton, which nicely sends up the American/Australian Idol shows, which define all entrants as “singers”, “clingers” or “mingers”.

    • tanya says:

      09:45am | 09/06/09

      Maybe soapie stars should take note of some of these top ten tips as well!!

    • Jen says:

      01:52pm | 07/01/10

      I was a contestant on 10 years younger in 10 days….I so wish I had read these great tips befor I went on.

    • anonymous says:

      09:06pm | 30/04/12

      REALity tv shows? there is nothing real about them. depending on which show it is you enter in, and what the budget is, the people in charge ie editors will cutt the crap out of it ( putting this with that and that with this) just to get ratings pumped. if its for money then whatever at your own expence, but if its for love, you better have a heart tough enough to withstand things out of your control, cuz once its cut and on tv, just hold your breath. your about to be shocked at how your world can be turned upside down. my advice read CAREFULLY the contract you sign at teh begining…..

    • Aiden says:

      12:20pm | 02/11/12

      I was on an ABC reality show - more a docu-reality show I guess, I won’t say which as I respect the show a lot and it was an amazing ‘life changing’ experience (I was one of the lucky ones!!) but there were definitely ‘re-‘takes’ done of stuff which happened spontaneously which the cameramen weren’t ready for. Luckily for us - our ‘acting’ was so bad none of the re-takes ever made it to air as we were so wooden when recreating that ‘spontaneous moment’.. Also - you definitely get turned into a one dimensional figure, and a voice over can say ANYTHING so realise things can be said about you/characterisations formed by producers which never came out of your own mouth - all in the name of amping up drama. Sometimes it works (I got a really good deal out of mine and despite a shaky start and looking quite pathetic - ended up ‘shining’ in the last episode *thank GOD!*) but two other people on my show came across as total jerks and never really got to redeem themselves, even though in reality they’re great people. Sometimes a tantrum (I definitely had one due to stress) can end up on the cutting room floor (me) and others - can be put front and centre and used as a juciy “coming up next - a meltdown!” scene. Even an ABC show which I believe was the closest to reality you’re going to get, was only 90% real. But it’s better than the commercial stations of whom it’s like walking into a lions den with how you’re going to be edited and ‘characterised’ in the final product.

 

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