UPDATE 10am: I’ve put the answers in after the jump
Kevin Rudd just posted this on his Twitter page:
“Don’t tell Swanny about the birthday cake. He is not on Twitter so won’t know about the surprise!” (Sorry if you’re reading this Mr Swan).
Has the Prime Minister jumped the shark? What’s next? “OMG - you should have been in Cabinet - epic fail from Swanny on interest rates.”
Here’s ten real Kevin Rudd Tweets and ten fakes - can you spot the difference? We’ll post the answers in the morning.
- 1. I’m now confirmed in my determination to remain a fashion dork. KRudd Real
- 2. Julia doing a great job representing OZ in Israel. Looks like a future leader. KRudd Fake
- 3. High fives around the office over News Poll today. KRudd Fake
- 4. Ok. So its only a couple of hours to go before I’m on Rove. With Bruno! Any ideas guys about how I can get out of this one? KRudd Real
- 5. Survived Bruno on Rove last night. Not so sure that @Rove1974 survived Bruno on Rove last night. KRudd Real
- 6. Just got home to Lodge in Canberra. Abby the retriever happy. Jasper the cat grumpy. Situation normal. Real
- 7. Just got home to the Lodge in Canberra. Marcus happy. T grumpy. Situation normal. Fake
- 8. Godwin Grech testimony – FAIL!!! LMFAO #utegate. Fake
- 9. Some have asked if Tweets are mine. Team helps with posting, links etc. They sign off “#KevinPM Team” so i’ll sign off KRudd from now. KRudd Real
- 10. Anyone in Fortitude Valley and want two light beers? KRudd. Fake
- 11. Am taking T out to dinner in the Berra. Am thinking Chinese. KRudd Fake
- 12. How much of a nob was Joe Hockey in QT today. KRudd Fake
- 13. Peter Costello said his farewells today to the parliament. Good form. Great humour. Real
- 14. 從新加坡回來過夜星期六. KRudd Fake
- 15. Ok. So who recommended I go and see Terminator? Marcus said it was the best movie he’d seen all year. Not exactly my cuppa tea. Real
- 16. Just done a bit of a reshuffle of the troops. Chris to cabinet. Greg and Mark to the Ministry. And some fresh faces in as Parl Secretaries. Real
- 17. Just saw The Hangover. Dumb. Except for Heather Graham. Fake
- 18. First Defence Minister with original set of Clark Kent glasses. A first rate Minister - he will do well. Real
- 19. Had to sack Joel for his major declaration fail :( Fake
- 20. Still a long way to go. Got tested for swine flu on return because I had a sore throat. Test negative. Just the normal lurgie. Real
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