IT has become so hard to be a smoker. At a recent wedding I was the only person nipping outside during the bad songs for a quick gasper, and I’m sure the smell of tobacco was following me around the room. Lately I’ve noticed security guards starting to move us on when lighting up outside certain buildings. The next logical step in this “ban creep” is for councils to outlaw smoking in public spaces such as parks and on footpaths. The only place you could smoke would be inside your own home - which would be the end of smoking for me, as there’s a ban there too.
Anti-smokers now believe a fresh round of punitive tax increases could wean a million Australians off the cancer sticks. The price of some packs would be headed for around $20. This is exasperating. If everybody knows the dangers and costs, as the latest unnecessarily revolting ad campaign says, why is this state-sponsored suicide still legal at all? Why don’t we just outlaw cigarettes?

This graph, in its unedited form, shows the relationship between consumption of tobacco and the price of a pack. It demonstrates that price rises work, but I’ve added in what I believe to be an additional force on consumption - the dramatic fall in the social acceptability of smoking that began in the 80s and has more recently fallen like a ciggie butt to the footpath.
Why don’t we talk about making smoking illegal? Because it might offend smokers? Many smokers I know would prefer to have the decision made for them. Again, as the ad campaign says with help from Leonard Cohen, everybody knows - and this goes for us smokers more than anyone else - that smoking is disgusting, unhealthy, anti-social, and cancerous.
The other thing everybody knows about smoking is that it pulls in billions of dollars in revenue for governments. The federal government took more than $5.5 billion off smokers in the 07-08 financial year. In return for grudgingly accepting the ongoing price rises and pouring money into the national accounts, smokers are continually harassed by ad campaigns encouraging quitting from a government that slaps you with one hand and takes your cash with the other.
This piecemeal prodding and poking of smokers will not work for rusted-on tobacco addicts. Even outlawing tobacco wouldn’t stop all of them lighting up a dozen or more times a day. But it would have an immediate and dramatic effect on consumption among teens and, as a result, a huge cut in the numbers of lifelong smokers.
It’s a good thing there’s not an economic cost attached to shame, or smokers would be costing the state more than the defence budget. But by various estimates, the legal sale of cigarettes costs the country between $12 billion and $20 billion. It’s time to talk about using a serious punishment - fines and jail - for engaging in a practice which the government allows but inflicts nothing but harm.
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