A funny thing happened on the way out of the glamorous Punch TV studios yesterday. As we stood in the carpark waiting for Penbo to remember where he’d left the Commodore, a heavy-looking dude called out: “Oy, what’s this show The Punch and how come I’m not on it?”

Danny Green: welcome on our show, any time.

It was world cruiserweight champion Danny Green, stepping out of the shadows with his hand extended and a mischievous grin spreading across his face.

We explained that despite Penbo and Tors being, ahem, avid fight fans, it was in fact a politics and current affairs show (although I reckon there’s a spot for Greeny on the panel somewhere down the track.)

The mood was upbeat until we got around to the topic of the paedophile Dennis Ferguson, whose situation we had just spent a fair slice of the show discussing with Housing Minister Tanya Plibersek.

If Plibersek was hardline about Ferguson being placed in public housing close to schools and families, it was nothing compared to Greeny’s view in the carpark afterwards.

Let’s just say he wasn’t completely on board with the theory that convicted paedophiles have to live somewhere and we should all learn to get along. The words “f……g strung up” and “maggot” were used in varying combinations throughout the exchange.

We left him waiting to be interviewed for his upcoming title fight in Sydney and the encounter was a reminder that Green is a rare kind of world champion. Blokes respect his humility both in and out of the ring and women fell in love with his footwork in Dancing With The Stars, not to mention the Trilby he wore at a rakish angle at all times.

A fighter’s life is a monastic routine of waking up in the dark, training, eating virtually nothing and going to bed.

In most cases they either find God or go totally off the rails, but Green has found a third way. He devotes his time to his wife and two kids, Chloe and Archie, whose faces peer out at you from the tattoos on his bicep and forearm.

His other love is playing practical jokes on his mates – prank calls, whoopee cushions, food fights – anything to relieve the boredom of having to “make weight” between bouts.

In the dysfunctional world of boxing, Green is balanced and, well, normal. This is why he’ll sell out Sydney’s Acer Arena on December 2 for his historic bout against Roy Jones Jnr.

Boxing has become a derelict sport in this country and the only intrigue for fights fans has been which bum Anthony Mundine fights next. But the Green-Jones Jr fight presents a real opportunity to restore pride to a sport that deserves to be taken out of Leagues Clubs and back into big stadiums.

At 40, Jones is well past his best but his disposal of Jeff Lacy in Mississippi suggests there’s plenty of life in the old man.

Green bulked up for his IBO cruiserweight fight against Julio Cesar Dominguez on the Jones undercard in Biloxi and appeared to have lost none of his stamina.

I watched Green spar the Sydney cruiserweight Dominic Vea the week before he left for the Dominguez fight and he was brutal. What separates great fighters from good ones is the ability to control the tempo.

Green battered Vea in rounds one to four, then went to the ropes for a couple before unloading on the poor kid in rounds eight to ten. It was a lesson in discipline and control.

Can he beat Jones Jr? It’s a big ask. Jones is in devastating shape and didn’t get his 54-5 record fighting nobodies. Green would be hard-pressed knocking Jones out but you would never underestimate the impact of a home crowd on a guy like Green.

He’s discovered a whole new audience in recent years and if he survives Jones, Green deserves the chance to avenge his loss to Mundine in their one and only encounter. The question will be whether The Man, who has fought marshmallows ever since, is up to the challenge.

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    • Steve says:

      01:08pm | 18/09/09

      Mundine’s last fight wasn’t a marshmallow. Daniel Geale took him all the way.

    • Pete says:

      02:01pm | 18/09/09

      Although Mundine beat Green on points, it was a clear victory with Green outclassed and never able to hurt Mundine. Any rematch would not attract the interest that their first encounter did. A rematch with Geale - which has been ordered by the relevant body - would be of interest however. From memory Mundine won that bout in a split decision and a review has cast doubt over the scoring. Mundine is a genuine world class fighter and we are lucky to havehim. His claims to world champion status however are overblown - he has never held a genuine world champion belt for any of the competing governing bodies. He has only won second tier belts.

    • Jake the Muss says:

      02:08pm | 18/09/09

      Roy Jones Jr is going to retire Danny Green (who will of course collect a nice paycheck to replace his face), and I will be in the stadium to watch him do it.

      The only question is how will my mate and I retire the thousands and thousands of people that will be cheering for that bum Green and not appreciate our more worldly choice.

      http://www.pimpinforfreedom.wordpress.com

    • stephen says:

      08:11pm | 18/09/09

      Not tempo Sir. Footwork. Full contact sport is FOOTWORK. All about feet, and Danny doesn’t have it.

      (In fact, all sport relies on good footwork.)

    • Faul Kinell says:

      09:37am | 19/09/09

      I’ve never understood why Mundine does’nt get on with getting fights to put himself up there in the main league.  He has shown that he outclasses Green by a country mile yet Geen is the one getting all the coverage. Yes it’s all about the footwork alright, in Greens case, peddling hard to keep the Green machine SPIN turning over !

    • Terry says:

      08:24pm | 20/09/09

      Faul,

      I understood that Mundine made comments supporting the terrorist events surrounding 9/11 at that time and the US boxing authorities declared he would never box on US soil, hence he has never fought there and have never really developed a career.

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