Technology is changing the way we communicate with each other – and not for the better. Gone are the days when “catching up” with friends required that you be in the same room, or even the same city.

Nowadays many of our closest relationships are mediated by machines, and it’s taking a toll on what was once considered civilised society. We are forgetting how to speak to one another face-to-face. We are switched-on, but we’re getting more and more disconnected from our true selves.
There is one product more than any other that has led to this worrying state of affairs.
It is responsible for sexualising young women and degrading the way that we address one another. It has lowered the standards of humanity in general.
I am speaking, of course, of the telephone.
Just the other century our most prominent newspapers were filled with reports of the malice, mayhem and mischief spurred by this new invention.
I have attached an assortment of these reports below to convince you too of the grave danger the telephone represents to our way of life.
Irresponsible youth
MARRIED BY TELEPHONE - Two Operators in Indiana Legally United in Playing a Joke
Minnie Worley, age 22, Telephone Exchange operator at South Bend, and Frank Middleton, age 25, in a like position at Michigan City, became acquainted over the wires during their night watches. Finally Middleton proposed in fun that they get married by telephone, and Minnie consented. A Michigan City Justice was called in and performed the legal ceremony, but without the necessary State license.
This occurred last week, and passed off as a joke. Now eminent legal counsel pronounce the marriage legal and binding, and say Justice Dibble is liable to imprisonment for performing the ceremony without the necessary license.
The groom will go to South Bend to see his bride, and divorce proceedings will probably be instituted unless they agree to live together.
The Philadelphia Record, Philadelphia, February 21 1890
Identity theft
MISUSE OF A TELEPHONE
A case of alleged misuse of a telephone occupied the Magistrate’s Court yesterday. Crabtree and Sons sued S. Luke and Co., Limited, for $4 as damages for having falsely represented to Charles Lomax that plaintiffs were speaking to him through the telephone…
Evidence was given by three witnesses that on ringing up Luke and Co.‘s, and asking if it was Crabtree and Sons (both firms are iron-founders), an answer came in the affirmative. The defence was a general denial, although it was admitted that an office boy, for a prank, had once in reply to a query “Is that Crabtree and Sons” replied “Yes.”
The Star, Christchurch, November 25 1895
Increase in rudeness
THE TELEPHONE AS A REVEALER OF CHARACTER
You know the process of calling at a public telephone? At least two or three people ask if ‘this is number So-and-so?’ before you can ask for your party by name. The lady was rasped by the time I got there, and when I asked, first for the number, then for Mrs. B, herself answered ‘Yes it is,’ with the acid emphasis of extreme impatience. I gave my name, and the instantaneous change of tone from acerbity to sweetness was amusing in the extreme.
I’ve seen that from the other end of the phone so often, and it is very funny. Most women – women who are not in any business of profession – seem somehow to cherish a secret distrust of the little wooden box, and answer a ring with an air of armed defense. From their tone when they first take the receiver you would suppose the very ringing of the bell was an insult, and that they expected other insults to follow.
The New York Times, New York, November 12 1905
Degradation of language
PHONES ARE TONING THE VOICE
Is the telephone changing the character of the American voice? An eminent teacher of elocution in the east declares that such is the case. He goes on to state that the different pitch of tone required, the ability to gauge the voice so that the uttered words shall carry distinctly, the clear enunciation, and the use of the chest tones all tend to soften and broaden the nasality of tone inherited from our Puritan ancestors.
Deseret Evenings News, Salt Lake City, July 14 1906
Sexualisation of women
THE PASSING OF THE TELEPHONE GIRL
It has been said that the telephone has been the greatest productive agent of “cuss words” ever known, and this can well be understood when one considers the conditions that existed prior to the advent of the telephone girl. The “hello” girl is one of the most interesting factors in American life.
Aside from her prosaic duties as an operator, she has been the central figure in some of the most stirring romances of recent years, outdoing the wildest dreams of a Laura Jean Libbey. From the commonplace surroundings of a telephone central she has gone to a palace as its mistress.
The New York Times, New York, March 4 1906
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