When former Members of Parliament are handed plum overseas diplomatic appointments they are usually for services rendered as paybacks for loyalty to the ruling political party.

What else does Tim Fischer do at the Vatican, other than kiss the Pope?

Kevin Rudd has turned that one on its head – he’s been glad handing Liberals like there’s no tomorrow kicking off with the incredible appointment of Tim Fischer as our ambassador to the Vatican.

Traditionally, that post is “cross accredited” – the ambassador to Ireland is also our man in the Vatican – the Church will not accept ambassadors appointed to Italy and resident in Rome to the Vatican post.

So the man in Dublin went to Rome a couple of times year, said Hi to Vatican officials and returned to the Emerald Isle.

Rudd reckoned Tim would be the man because he could lobby other ambassadors to the Vatican for Australia’s quest for a seat on the UN Security Council.

Incredible as it may sound, the Vatican hosts an enormous diplomatic corps and until Tim was appointed , a junior diplomat was resident there to look after our interests.

Now the big question is: why Tim?

OK he’s a great bloke – funny, witty a great promoter of Akubra hats and a man whose main passion in life is traveling on trains. He wasn’t the most memorable of politicians – he was leader of the Nationals for a while and did what those agrarian socialists do best; that’s grab deals for their cocky constituents.

So Rudd at least knew Tim was good at arm twisting – but how can this appointment which is setting Treasury back squillions – be remotely justified?

In Senate estimates last week, a few Liberal senators got stuck into Tim via Foreign Office officials facing the inquiry.

Tim’s former coalition colleagues wanted to know why Rudd sent His Excellency to represent us at Libya’s national day celebrations held in Tripoli. What did that swan cost and what did it achieve?

All that was revealed was laughable – it seems he didn’t do a great deal and he wasn’t lobbying any Arab ambassadors for our seat on the Council.

But Tim being Tim did one good thing – he went to the incredibly beautiful and peaceful War Cemetery at Tobruk where many of our bravest and best are resting.

So the trip wasn’t wasted in that respect but his appointment to the Vatican is a disgrace. And an expensive one at that.

By the way, none of the Government’s senators on the estimates committee asked one question about Tim. Funny that, eh?

(Barry Everingham is a former diplomatic correspondent for The Australian newspaper).

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    • Jaspar says:

      07:32am | 27/10/09

      I was at the airport hangar as the PM farewelled the Pope last year. That’s where he announced that Tim Fischer would become our dedicated Amabassador to the Holy See. Given that Australia was glowing in the euphoria of an international goodwill event, the good-natured and bipartisan announcement was warmly greeted. It seemed like an easy win for Rudd at that very moment.

      I’m not sure what influence Vatican Ambassadors have on the makeup of the UN Security Council, but what an expensive indulgence this appointment has become.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      08:15am | 27/10/09

      A job for one of the boys, a perk. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more

    • mid says:

      09:18am | 27/10/09

      I think it’s a masterstroke, what better way to plant the seeds of retirement in the opposition than to let them know that the incumbent is willing to give them plum jobs o/s when they quit being so pesky.

    • Jennifer says:

      09:19am | 27/10/09

      I agree with you Barry, Tim Fischer’s “appointment to the Vatican is a disgrace.  And an expensive one at that”!  It is a typical case of jobs for the boys and reward for long loyalty to the political elite.

      The waste of money is all too apparent.  Senator Ferguson said ‘‘I’m just concerned that we have a diplomatic representative in a place the size of the Holy See … How can he find enough to even keep himself occupied?’‘

      I am also not at all surprised that none of the Government’s senators on the estimates committee asked one question about Tim given the nature of the Australian parliament and senate. 

      Another problem contributing to these endless indulgences and the lack of required debate is the lack of press freedom. 

      Freedom of speech, a free press, true democracy, which gives people the right to veto any government decision via citizen initiated referenda and a high standard of living, fairness and justice are closely linked issues, and it is no coincidence that the Scandinavian countries are consistent leaders in both.

      Last night I saw a very poignant interview with former political reporter Alan Ramsey and I would strongly urge anyone concerned about the general state of affairs, lack of ethics in parliament and lack of press freedom to see the interview or read the transcript of his interview with Kerry O’Brien on the 7.30 Report “Alan Ramsey joins ‘The 7.30 Report”
      http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/  or just read the transcript:  http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/content/2009/s2724788.htm

      I would also like to highly recommend the following two articles to anyone wanting to better understand Australian politics today, compared to what it was once, when politicians still represented the people’s best interests and not just their careers and their deep hip pockets:

      Voters pay to keep pollies
      http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,21938189-27197,00.html

      Kevin Rudd eyes MP ethics watchdog http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,23749178-601,00.html

    • stephen says:

      10:55am | 27/10/09

      Paul Keating once made a derogatory comment about Mr Fischer, to the effect that he - Mr Fischer - couldn’t put a sentence together. I agree with that comment, and if we see the Pope on telly scratchin’ his head, he ain’t playin’ with his toup’.

 

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