Julia Gillard needs time to repair her scarified personal standing in the broad electorate and this year simply will not give it to her. She also needs time to reorient political debate to economic management and other areas of relative Government strength. Again there simply will not be enough days for her in 2012.

Cartoon: Mark Knight

This is a measure of both the magnitude of the Prime Minister’s plight and the crammed agendas for this year, the crucial positioning period leading up to the scheduled election in 2013.

This week Ms Gillard and Opposition Leader Tony Abbott will bid to impose their own structure on the national debate in major speeches—Mr Abbott tomorrow and Ms Gillard the day after.

However, any attempt to maintain a consistent argument will be disrupted by a state poll, by thousands of young people being faster higher, stronger, and by the grandest political circus the world has seen.

The significant number of voters who have already made up their minds about the Gillard Government will want to follow some or all of these events rather than the Prime Minister.

The House of Representatives will sit for 18 days between February 7 and March 22. However, during this time a great deal of political attention will be diverted to the campaign leading to the March 24 Queensland election.

Major parties will be pile into the contest between Labor Premier Anna Bligh and LNP leader Campbell Newman, which is likely to see Labor lose another state.

Any campaign role taken up by Foreign Minister and leadership pretender Kevin Rudd will be spotlighted, but the state election will actually benefit Julia Gillard by hushing up internal agitation over her leadership out of respect for the Queensland colleagues.

By July Australians will be focused on the London Olympics which will occupy much news space until the end of August and early September.

Soon after that will be that enthralling demonstrations of political gymnastics, the US presidential election campaign which could see American’s first black president become an ordinary citizen on November 6.

In April, May, June and July, the least cluttered months before the holiday season takes over, the Government and the Opposition will be occupied by the introduction of the carbon pricing scheme. The advance compensation payments to those on the welfare lists will begin in May. The Opposition’s 2012 attacks on the scheme will start a lot earlier than that and will persist.

Tony Abbott wants an election as a referendum on carbon pricing and is not in a mood to relent.

The notion that Julia Gillard needs time is obvious. Much of the electorate simply does not believe her, and doesn’t believe she has any commitment other than to staying in office.

How bad has it become? Labor MP Craig Thomson, accused of using a trade union credit card to hire escorts, has reprimanded her on tactics; independent Andrew Wilkie, who leaked intelligence briefs 10 years ago, has lectured her on trust.

Tony Abbott is not considered a bargain as an alternative PM, but polling over the next few days will probably confirm a majority of voters would settle for him over her.

Ms Gillard also has to fend off Kevin Rudd. Mr Rudd’s ambitions—or his preparedness to consider the appeals of colleagues to return to the leadership—will intensify should Ms Gillard have more bungles and stumbles, and should the Government’s primary vote consistently fall well short of competitive.

The Labor Caucus will essentially be tossing up whether Ms Gillard should be allowed to see it through to defeat on her own terms at the scheduled 2013 election, or whether Mr Rudd should lead them into a loss with dignity.

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    • ShamWow says:

      01:39pm | 30/01/12

      Where is the focus on a Liberal leadership battle? Surely the Libs can see that the next election is their best chance to put Labor away for some time and Tony probably isn’t the right guy for the job.

    • Erick says:

      02:12pm | 30/01/12

      There’s no focus on a “Liberal leadership battle” because there is no such battle.

      Tony Abbott has done a brilliant job. If an election were held today, or any time in the last twelve months, he would win easily.

      The only people trying to push the idea of a leadership challenge in the Coalition are Labor supporters, who see it as their last desperate hope.

    • Bomb78 says:

      02:25pm | 30/01/12

      ShamWow - I mentioned the odds last week on The Punch - The Coalition is $1.32 to win the election. We’re not going to see a change in the Liberal leadership as long both the polls and the punters keep them this short. And if the ALP get the same smacking federally that they got in NSW, and are about to get in Queensland, it won’t matter who’s in charge, they won’t waste a good majority the way Rudd did.

    • neil says:

      02:31pm | 30/01/12

      What leadership battle? Nobody in the Liberal party takes Turnbull seriously anymore and nobody else is putting their hand up.

      Abbott will win the election and Turnbull will most likely resign soon after.

    • Seriously... says:

      03:49pm | 30/01/12

      There won’t be a challenge because the Liberal party president is married to Abbotts chief of staff. Together with Abbott, they dominate and control the Liberal caucas. Only a crash in opnion polls would stop Abbott now.

      Turnbull wants Abbott to win the next election… after 2 years of Abbott’s bungling ‘decisions’ in Government the Liberals will dive in the opnion polls, like the ALP did under Gillard, and Turnbull will be able to mount an easy challenge to take over the leadership.

    • TM says:

      04:56pm | 30/01/12

      Turnbull a future PM??? A lefties delusional wet dream. The Liberal supporters would move their support in droves. Stupid comment!

    • funky monkey says:

      05:27pm | 30/01/12

      I agree wholeheartedly with TM. Turnbull had his chance and he blew it.If was a bit smarter politican then I have no doubt he would be PM today but siding with Rudd over carbon trading and continuing to undermine Abbott means his chance has gone.

      It would be hard to run a campaign witout any grass roots support.

    • Dan says:

      06:08pm | 30/01/12

      Actually an interesting point. The Coalition has the next election wrapped up - they’d win it with Fred Flinstone at the helm.

      But shouldn’t they make the most of it? All available polling on the Liberal leadership has Turnbull far in front of Abbott. He’s more moderate, more collected, and widely regarded as more intelligent (true or not).

      With Abbott in charge, it’ll be a landslide. With Turnbull, a bloodbath. Why isn’t the Coalition maximising the opportunity?

    • RBarron says:

      08:24pm | 30/01/12

      I can tell you that I have been a labor voter all my life and that last election was the 1st time that I voted for the liberal party in both houses of parliment. And in the last nsw state was the 1st time the libs ever won the set of Granville. If me and my mate are going to vote for the liberals again it will on;y be if Tony is leading the party.
      Gillard and Labor in western sydney are beyond repair. It is time to burn the place down.

    • Snoopy says:

      10:08pm | 30/01/12

      @Rbarron

      It was in Western Sydney that the Coalition lost the last election. You are right, however. It is time to burn the place down, starting with Granville.

    • james says:

      09:11am | 31/01/12

      Dan

      Spot on, it would seem the libs are rusted on to Tony even though he is not the preferred leader judging by opinion polls. Interesting year indeed for the LNP leadership if 2PP numbers get closer and some heat is directed towards them,

    • Stephen says:

      12:39pm | 31/01/12

      In all honesty Gillard’s problems are all of her own making, if she and her henchmen focused more on running the country and less on trying to denigrate Tony Abbott they would probably not be in the position where they now find themselves.  They have an appalling history of failed attempts to fit Abbot up in many cases aided and abetted by sympathetic media, cast your minds back to the furore surrounding Abbots supposed refusal to visit the troops in Afghanistan, he was lambasted over it even though he had informed Gillard regarding his schedule relating to the visit, then we have the selective misquoting of the conversation he had while there.  But for these and several other incidents the latest bungle could possibly be written off.  As it stands Gillard and her cronies have form when it comes to dirty tricks, despite the best efforts of the Labor machine or perhaps because of them they continue to dig a hole from which they will have difficulty escaping.

    • Dave Charlesworth says:

      01:43pm | 30/01/12

      Wouldn’t matter if she had another 100 years to win us plebs over Malcolm.

      One disaster after another after another.

      Go figure that!!

    • Bev says:

      01:45pm | 30/01/12

      I don’t think any thinking persons believes in miracles and Julia needs one. It is not going to happen.

      Weekend at Bernies anyone? The dead don’t walk.

    • Karen from Qld says:

      12:00am | 31/01/12

      Bev Julia is an atheist - she couldn’t possibly believe in miracles. So that leaves that avenue out.

    • Rick of the Dustbowl says:

      01:46pm | 30/01/12

      Maybe we need some more children overboard.It worked for Howard.

    • nihonin says:

      05:20pm | 30/01/12

      Rick of the Dustbowl, doesn’t matter, nothing would work for Julia Gillard though, somehow she has managed to be struck by the Maxwell Smart Syndrome.  I heard she was asked about her last trip, she said it was all good, only a sprained ankle.

    • Denny Crane says:

      05:31pm | 30/01/12

      I understand that its really hard but there is a difference between relaying what the Navy has told you and making a promise to the electorate, or to Andrew Wilkie. Most on the left cannot comprehend or they dont want to. Big mal is a perfect example. He is quick to forgive Gillard for her lies but he was quicker to condenm Tony Abbott for his Red Kerry gottya about politicians telling the truth.

    • Against the Man says:

      01:50pm | 30/01/12

      Mal, everyone makes mistakes. But they learn, move on and and make sure they plan and get ahead. For Julia to constantly make a mess of things tells me the ALP has a major problem. The problem isn’t Abbott, it is Gillard. The ALP may have a chance of a lesser defeat with Rudd in charge but make no mistake the game is over for Federal ALP for many years to come.

    • Gregg says:

      03:14pm | 30/01/12

      Certainly game set and match AtM but lets not load it all on Julia when she has had such support with the likes of the faceless ones that do have names, a former PM, a former would be PM and a few more like her leader of government business, not to mention the one supposedly thinking about finances nor some greens and independents.
      What a motley crew very ably led by a motley leader.

    • AdamC says:

      01:54pm | 30/01/12

      If I were Gillard, I would stand Craig Thomson down and go to the polls from a position of strength as the incumbent government. She just needs to make sure that election day is after the QLDers have had a chance to express their displeasure about Red Anna’s tired government!

    • RyaN says:

      02:19pm | 30/01/12

      @AdamC: Yes but Adam you are taking your view from a position of integrity and honour, she has none of these and you can guarantee that yellow bellied snake is never going to act in a manner you describe.

    • Gregg says:

      03:17pm | 30/01/12

      Does she have the power to stand Craigy baby down?
      A PM is not judge and jury and yet that is another of Gillard’s problems.
      And strength you say!

    • AdamC says:

      03:37pm | 30/01/12

      @RyaN, maybe, but it is also the best approach pragmatically. You couldn’t write JuLiar off from winning an election from encumbency, but she’s toast if the government falls before an election. That, and who wants to be the PM who loses office in a corruption scandal?

      @Gregg, I assume she does, at least in theory. And, seriously, the guy isn’t doing the ALP any favours by sitting there with such big stormclouds hanging over him.

    • thatmosis says:

      06:15pm | 30/01/12

      “from a position of strength as the incumbent government” bloody hell that was funny, I had to read it several times, one to make sure that I’d read it correctly and two, because i kept rolling around on the floor laughing to split my sides.
        They may be the “almost” imcumbent government but a position of power, whoops there I go again falling off my chair.
        Lets face it the only thing this government position shows is a complete and utter disaster from start to finish, it actually started the day Rudd took office and hasnt let up since and is slowly going downhill. The polls may have shown a slight rise but thats before this fiasco at the Australia Day ceremonies had been widely reproted and the almost certain feeling amongst most people that the orders came from the top. Once that hits the polls will go back to where they were and Joolia will once again be the butt of jokes within and without the Labor party.
      By the way, thanks to all those thinking people who added to my list of Labor Policy failures which have now reached over 67, well done team.

    • Tom says:

      03:26pm | 31/01/12

      AdamC, when all else fails, try acting with integrity? It is such a left-field idea for Labor, it would wrong foot a lot of people.

    • Blind Freddy says:

      01:56pm | 30/01/12

      Such a sad state of affairs- has the political talent pool ever been so dry?

    • GB says:

      02:19pm | 30/01/12

      Yes. Somebody decided to take a leak in the shallow end and this is what we ended up with. A bunch of self-serving career pollies without a shread of an idea of what the real world is about. Their constituents are way down the list in order of priority, behind themselves, their families and mates, the unions (where applicable)  their lobbyists and other interest groups. Pass the chlorine!

    • Sarah says:

      03:09pm | 30/01/12

      Couldn’t agree more @Blind Freddy & @GB.

      The two primary parties and their leadership offerings are all miserable. Yet so are the greens and the Independents.

      Every single one of them should be thrown out the window.

      We really need new laws passed to prevent career politicians. If someone wants to become a MP or Senator, they should have the relevant life experience first.

      And I’m not talking about the endless cycle of lawyers that we’re seeing either.

    • Erick says:

      02:00pm | 30/01/12

      Looks like even Mal Farr is starting to give up on this government. Things must be really bad.

      How did the Labor Party come to lose it so badly?

    • Super D says:

      05:20pm | 30/01/12

      Next thing ou know Mal will be writing that the carbon tax wasn’t such a clever move after all….

    • Against the Man says:

      06:47pm | 30/01/12

      Well 1st they had Rudd and next it was Gillard and being the same ol’ Labor it was really a recipe for disaster. The problem is that when Labor got into power they really weren’t up to governing. No game plan, no short term or long term goals. They were just winging it smile

    • PsychoHyena says:

      09:07pm | 30/01/12

      @AtM no long term plan? Actually they did, hence the CPS and other policies. No short term plan? They did have one there too, avoid the GFC. The thing with Labor’s policies is that the effects don’t get seen until further down the track, this was the case with floating the dollar. We didn’t really see the benefits until the GFC, if we had of remained at a set conversion we wouldn’t be seeing increases against the US$ in fact we’d be seeing a weaker AUD.

    • ian hart says:

      09:15pm | 30/01/12

      through design..

    • Ryan says:

      09:30pm | 30/01/12

      @AtM

      And yet they won the last election, and the one before. How bad must the Opposition be?

    • Brian Taylor says:

      10:11pm | 30/01/12

      @Against the Man you wrote “They were just winging it ” thats right only thing is, they’re like a headless chook running around the chook pen”

    • Greensborough Growler says:

      02:01pm | 30/01/12

      Reads like famous last words,  Malcolm.

    • Joan says:

      01:19pm | 31/01/12

      @Ryan

      You’ve made your bed with the Independents. Lay in it.

      Pro-tip: Calling them names won’t help.

    • Joan says:

      02:27pm | 31/01/12

      @GG

      My apologies. Wrong reply button. That’s for Ryan @10:56am below.

    • RyaN says:

      02:07pm | 30/01/12

      So she should just call an election now and get it over with. At least we can have some competence to see us through 2012, not to mention have a leader that isn’t a complete and utter train smash.

    • GB says:

      03:18pm | 30/01/12

      Wilkie has now come out and stated he’ll support a “no-confidence” motion. I’m sure when she f’d him over on the pokies legislation she didn’t think the chickens would come home to roost so quickly. You reap what you sow Julia.

    • RyaN says:

      04:44pm | 30/01/12

      @GB: Yep she isn’t too smart is she. What did she expect, that Wilkie would continue to support her?
      Now the chooks are coming home to roost, Slipper may or may not support her, should be an interesting opening of parliament.

    • PsychoHyena says:

      09:14pm | 30/01/12

      @GB uhm no he stated that he would consider a no-confidence motion, two different things. Does a CEO saying they would consider a takeover bid mean that they would support it no matter what? No, it means they would consider whether it was appropriate or not and then make a decision.

    • Joan says:

      09:47pm | 30/01/12

      @GB   As if. Here’s what he actually said ... “If the opposition was to move a no-confidence motion over this, I would probably support a suspension of standing orders to debate the matter, subject of course to the exact wording of the motion.”

      However, he said he continued to believe that the parliament should run its full term and he would only support motions of no confidence “in the event of serious misconduct and not support politically opportunistic motions”.

      You seriously think Wilkie’s gonna side with Abbott? The Noalition and their supporters are indeed reaping what they’ve sown with the Independents.

    • GB says:

      11:21pm | 30/01/12

      @Psycho Hyena & Joan. Fair enough, I only caught a snippet on the radio in the car earlier. But let me ask you a question. Do you honestly think Wilkie will pass up an opportunity to stick it to Gillard at the first opportunity?

    • Joan says:

      08:42am | 31/01/12

      @GB No, but that doesn’t mean he’ll waste his time with Abbott. The Noalition and their supporters have made their bed with the Independents. They’ll lay in it until the next election.

    • RyaN says:

      09:56am | 31/01/12

      @Joan: Its the Coalition, don’t let me embarrass you by exposing the actual details on the fallacy you scummy Labor dropkicks have been clinging to.

    • Joan says:

      11:19am | 31/01/12

      @Ryan

      Thanks for your admission that you’ve got nothing but NO.

      You’ve made your bed with the Independents. Lay in it.

    • RyaN says:

      12:25pm | 31/01/12

      @Joan:  http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/opinion/tony-abbott-knows-he-is-landing-the-blows/story-e6frezz0-1226236795196

      In particular and most embarrassing for you lot:
      “So far in this parliament, the Abbott-led opposition has only voted against 13 per cent of the government’s legislative proposals. “Dr No” has actually been “Dr Yes” 87 per cent of the time.”

      Now most would hope that a smart person would not continue to bang on the same lie once it has been exposed but the mere fact that you still support Labor considering the absolute contempt this government holds for the people, I am hedging my bets you will continue to make a fool of yourself.

    • Three Score and Ten says:

      02:12pm | 31/01/12

      @Joan you naughty girl, you were having a bit of fun.

    • Mahhrat says:

      02:09pm | 30/01/12

      The problem isn’t Gillard, who made an altogether acceptable Education Minister.

      Nor is it Rudd, who from all accounts makes a reasonably proficient Foreign Minister (when he isn’t trying to reclaim his throne).

      The problem isn’t Malcolm Turnbull, who on the surface at least would make a great Treasurer.

      The problem isn’t Bob Brown, who’d be a damn sight better environment minister than minor party leader.

      The problem isn’t Tony Abbott, who is a great opposition leader and attack dog, but is pretty widely regarded as not up to the top job.

      It’s that last bit:  not one of those, nor any other current politician, is any kind of Prime Minister at all.  Not an iota of talent for that particular job between them.

      Blind Freddy above says it well - the talent pool is run dry.  Where are the statesmen and stateswomen?  Where is the leader, the inspirer with a vision and the courage to go after it?

      The last one of those with any real vision was Keating, and most of that was based on arrogance.  Howard kind of had it, in that he was happy to buy votes to keep his job.

      No, after Howard left we lost that leader, the one who would take at least some responsibility.  If we can find that person, we’ll have our next PM.

    • subotic says:

      02:46pm | 30/01/12

      Yes, we need more benevolent dictators and military styled leaders like those in Asian and Middle Eastern countries.

      Rulers with balls.

    • Phil says:

      02:59pm | 30/01/12

      Maybe bring back Costello?

    • Gregg says:

      03:23pm | 30/01/12

      I’m not too sure how broad your research would be re Tony Abbott pretty widely regarded as not being up to the top job.
      There’re heaps of critcs out there, probably most being rusted on Labor supporters and Labor is running scared of Tony, hence the attempts with baited questions and others in the wings prepared to follow the Labor slogan ” whatever it takes “

      Have a closer look at who Tony Abbott is and what he stands for, quite possibly not too distant from what Howard stood for and then any person able to take the shit thrown in his direction and get on with life has something going for him.

    • subotic says:

      03:40pm | 30/01/12

      @Phil, I said balls…. ^

    • TM says:

      04:52pm | 30/01/12

      Oh dear, break out the tissues!

      We get exactly what we deserve.

    • Anubis says:

      02:21pm | 30/01/12

      I truky hope that Gillard leads the Labor Party to the next election. The political she and her incompetents will receive at the polling booth will be truly wonderous to see. Howard may have set the precedent for a Prime Minister losing his seat but I think Gillard will top this. Not only will she lose her seat, so will most of her fronmt bench, many backbenchers and with her downward spiral I can shee she will take the Independents and the Green MHR (Bandt) down with her. As for the Senate half election that goes with a HoR election, I predict that there will be no new Greens senators, any that stand for election will get canned and many of the Labor senators who stand will also go down.

      It will be a total decimation of the left of politics for many many years to come. Unfortunately one of the side effects will be that due to the damage Gillard has done, Australia will not see another female PM for many decades to come.

    • Brad Coward says:

      02:44pm | 30/01/12

      And so say all of us !

      Hip, hip, hooray !

    • Andrew says:

      08:41pm | 30/01/12

      She wont lose her seat, her seat in victoria is as safe labor as they come, victorians are a funny lot, they know how terrible she is, but hey shes victorian so that enough reason to vote for her.

    • Kev says:

      09:53pm | 30/01/12

      @Anubis

      Why? Are all women the same?

      Does that mean that if a male PM loses an election then we won’t see another male PM for decades?

    • Borderer says:

      08:28am | 31/01/12

      @ Andrew
      She’s actually Welsh and migrated to South Australia at age 5. She only came to Victoria at age 21

    • Anubis says:

      08:34am | 31/01/12

      @ Kev - No not all women are the same - I have no doubt there are some excellent women in the Australian community that would do a fine job as PM - BUT - I doubt very much that any political party would be prepared to go to an election with a female leader for quite a while after Julia is finished. The “Gillard Effect” will have a very negative effect upon the electorate when a female leader is put forward.

    • Kev says:

      09:11am | 31/01/12

      @Anubis

      It still looks like you reckon all women are the same.

      Does the “Howard/Keating/Hawke/Fraser/etc Effect” have a very negative effect upon the electorate when a male leader is put forward?

    • Tom says:

      03:48pm | 31/01/12

      Andrew,  ...  “hey shes victorian so that enough reason to vote for her”.

      Are you saying that her opponent for the seat will not be also living in Victoria?

    • Niall says:

      02:22pm | 30/01/12

      I’m with Freddy, with the rider that you journalistic types add absolutely nothing to the mix.

    • Against the Man says:

      02:45pm | 30/01/12

      I stated in the past that Gillard has robbed the ALP of dignity and now to see that Mal has written the same thought, I’m happy and interested to see how the ALPers will try and spin this. What a Day! smile

    • luke09 says:

      02:49pm | 30/01/12

      Malcolm, PM Gillard needs a millennium for the voters to forget her clever and tricky tactics of broken promises and abandoning written signed agreements.

    • Brad Coward says:

      02:56pm | 30/01/12

      I simply love the fact that every day, Gillard craps in her own nest.

      Come the election you won’t be able to find the nest for all of the crap !

    • Karen from Qld says:

      03:29pm | 30/01/12

      I actually have to agree with something Malcolm Farr has written “Tony Abbott wants an election as a referendum on carbon pricing and is not in a mood to relent”.
      He certainly will not relent particjularly when the events on Australia Day have given him a whole lot more incentive and a stockpile of ammunition with which to pursue Gillard.  She has given him so much more (as if more was needed) to question her integrity and honesty.
      Any attack by the left leaning media and Get Up on Tony Abbott will now have less of an impact on a sceptical public

    • Gregg says:

      03:31pm | 30/01/12

      Yep, like a couple of others airing a similar view Mal, when it comes to someone like you writing a not too praiseworthy article about Julia, looks like all that writing on the walls has been with indelible pen.

      You surely would not have written something like this a year ago and now all we need to see is how that other journo bod Mark L spins his view out.
      The numbers boys and named and unnamed faceless will certainly be using sheets and pens if not butcherers paper as they have about half a dozen mobiles going at once.

      Good bye Julia and the only thing that may halt the derailment is the thought of what track the independents are on, it being quite possible that we could yet see a NoNC and a switching of sides and wouldn’t that make for some slippery business.

    • Against the Man says:

      03:36pm | 30/01/12

      The timing of Mal’s article is interesting. Why now? Does he know something we don’t. Maybe a leadership challenge from Rudd? Maybe a sudden election for whatever reason? All so interesting with the usual suspects all in hiding wink

    • Seriously... says:

      03:55pm | 30/01/12

      Can’t see a challenge from Rudd… he’d be a fool to want the top job again. Biggest part of the gig is keeping the unions happy… need a union sycophant for that… Shorten is far more likely to challenge… if he’s smart he’ll promote Rudd to Deputy PM to heel the rift in the party.

    • Against the Man says:

      05:19pm | 30/01/12

      With Rudd’s ego do you think he would be happy with 2nd place? I agree Shorten would be a likely choice but he would still lead them to an election loss. Gillard has tainted every ALP politician currently at Federal level. The the next time the ALP get back power at Federal level it will be a whole new batch of politicians we never heard of and not associated with the current Gillard bunch.

    • Chris says:

      07:33pm | 30/01/12

      I think Ms Gillard has earnt the right to face the electorate in the next election in the top job. wink

      Wouldn’t be surprised if she does a runner before it, tho. You know she doesn’t wear blame well.

      Besides, who in their right mind would want to be the head of the ALP in the next federal election? Whoever it is will be lining up at Centrelink the day after, never to be welcomed in Canberra again.

    • James says:

      05:42am | 31/01/12

      The way things are going, Gillard will be lucky to survive to the end of March.

    • John says:

      08:50am | 31/01/12

      @James   First the Prime Minister wasn’t going to form Government, then she wasn’t going to last a week, then until Xmas, then a month, then a few, then the middle of the year, then Xmas (again), and now the end of March, apparently. Any tips for the Melbourne Cup?

    • Ian1 says:

      04:23pm | 30/01/12

      Ah, but who from the Labor caucus has the character to stand tall and restore the lost faith the electorate feels toward them?

      That Gillard has no handle on her office is obvious, by her own admissions.  Who said the PM should be in control of such a high office?  Oh, the voters.  How she can be ignorant of the “errors of judgement” originating in her office which paint her poorly for 24 hours is, well, still surprising.  Yet Combet, Shorten, Rudd, all the usual suspects, have no clout to roll her.

    • Rose says:

      04:40pm | 30/01/12

      On Sunday all the Labor backbenchers will be together at the Lodge, a perfect time to call a leadership ballot and re-install Rudd. We cannot afford for Gillard to continue stumbling toward the next election, at this stage an Abbott led government is on the cards ad that would be an absolute tragedy for this country. Think things are bad now, that man will destroy anything good about Australia.

    • TM says:

      05:33pm | 30/01/12

      What’s left to destroy? You lefties never cease to amaze me!

    • Mark says:

      10:03pm | 30/01/12

      @TM   Record investment, record wealth, record employment, low interest rates and low inflation.

    • Poa says:

      04:47pm | 30/01/12

      Gillard is in deep doodoo Mal.
      Wilkie is still smarting from his pokies flogging, Thomson is notified of an adverse finding from FWA, and Peter Slipper is Speaker.
      Just how clever is “slippery Pete”?
      Well in an amazing coincidence ,  just before parliament resumes…it turns out the man is totally innocnt of rorting his expenses.
      great.
      Tell me…should parliament dissolve next week, (just say) he’ll be all sweet with his parliamentary pension at Ex Speaker’s rate?
      And it’s nice to be cleared of all that expenses stuff…..not that his new mates in the ALP would have been any help in that.
      Wouldn’t it be funny if our new Speaker turned out to be the one who finished off the ALP experiment with Rudd and Gillard?
      Can’t see that it would make any difference to his payout if he stays on as a bitch to the ALP.
      That job is already taken anyway.

    • Super D says:

      05:36pm | 30/01/12

      Yeah lack of time is the problem.  If only there was more time to convince the electorate that this wasn’t the most incompetent government in living memory. 

      I mean seriously the events of the last week should have even the true believers choking on their cornflakes.

      Lets look at what happened - in an attempt to get a couple of aboriginals to say nasty things about Tony Abbott which would have been a 30 second news item that most people would have ignored the Labor stooges have managed to trigger a race riot, doom any referendum on aboriginal issues and show themselves to be completely morally bankrupt.

      Forget the next election or even the three after that.  What we are witnessing is the ALP disappearing up its own arse.

    • Mack says:

      09:29pm | 30/01/12

      ‘What we are witnessing is the ALP disappearing up its own arse.’

      And what a beautiful sight it is…...

    • colroe says:

      11:25am | 31/01/12

      No thank you, the sight of Gillards sycophants scrabbling to enter her arse would be too much!

    • dave says:

      06:11pm | 30/01/12

      Look at all the liberal fanbois gazing into their crystal balls telling us of Labor’s demise.
      You think they’d have the smarts to change the record after years of predictions that didn’t come to fruition.
      You won’t win the next election just like you didn’t win the last one. Get used to opposition, Abbott is unelectable.
      Parrot’s shrieking in the wind
      idiots

    • GB says:

      07:30pm | 30/01/12

      Keep telling yourself that Dave. Whatever helps you sleep at night. Here’s a crystal ball prediction for you. Queen Fanta pants will be lucky if she makes it to easter. Book it.

    • Giles says:

      07:56pm | 30/01/12

      you don’t need a crystal ball!

    • Northern Steve says:

      08:37pm | 30/01/12

      No one expected Howard to win, and for most of the last election campaign Labor was predicted to win.

      And ‘Parrot’s’ doesn’t need an apostrophe as it’s a plural.

      Idiot

    • jg says:

      08:47am | 31/01/12

      The ALP is toxic.

      Simple as that.

      Get used to Abbott fanboy because he will be next PM whether you like it not.

      Guess you’d better start looking at house prices in Canada.

      By the way, parrots don’t own shrieking.

    • Mel says:

      09:58pm | 30/01/12

      So now a week isn’t a long time in politics, Mal?

    • Brian Taylor says:

      10:22pm | 30/01/12

      Mal, I’m sitting here with bated breath awaiting labors NEXT stuff up, I know I won’t have to hold my breath too long.
      The words, bring out the clowns keeps going through my head everytime I see Julia speaking, but I’m one of the lucky people, I wear hearing aids and can turn them off when she speaks so I don’t have to listen to that bloody awlful tone of her voice
      everytime I think of the labor suporters I break out into a grin knowing whats headed their way when a election is finally called.

    • semi concerned citizen says:

      02:54am | 31/01/12

      Last election was the first time I voted liberal. As a young buck I was blinded by the idea of labor being for the peasant/worker. I guess a couple of circles of the sun allowed me to develop my own opinion free of parental ties and family leanings. The ideal of the labor party appealed to me as a wee lad , but as I entered the workforce and saw what the unions have become or always were I became slightly dissillusioned, then the following actions of the labor party saying sorry new fair work vs knifing a a sitting pm and replacing him with a dud . I will now vote liberal for a long time the co2 tax was the final nail in the coffin.

    • jg says:

      07:22am | 31/01/12

      I voted ALP, and even green as a young bloke fresh out of school and at uni. And I continued to do so until Keating showed his true colours, ie, being an arrogant bastard who couldn’t give a stuff about anyone except himself. Latham was just about the final straw. Still, even then I still voted ALP.

      However, after the debacle that was Rudd and the complete failure that is Gillard, the tories have my vote sewn up for a long time.

    • G says:

      07:23am | 31/01/12

      Gillard aka Australia’s Biggest Loser just got slammed in the polls. No hope for her waiting for the blood bath that will be coming soon.

    • Aghast says:

      07:26am | 31/01/12

      A challenge for anyone who assumes that Abbott the excellent opposition leader has the makings of a PM.Google abbott/pell and watch fibber Abbott of 2004 make an idiot of himself.Fast forward 7 years google Abbott/shit happens.Under very little pressure dispite being on notice he caves in pathetically reduced to a gobsmacked eye twitching inarticulate moron.How will the world judge us with poor sad Tony at the helm,sadly his ambition falls short of his ability.

    • Richard the Lionheart says:

      09:03am | 31/01/12

      Tony has guts and persistance, qualities I like in a man and leader. Occassional retreats true, but back into the heat of battle. He is worth a go. I want someone to govern not feed me with endless so called reforms. Teach kids to be more individualisic and look after themselves in the future and not be reliant on anybody, especially government promises.

    • John H says:

      09:07am | 31/01/12

      Gillard and Labor winning the next election appears about as likely as Global Warming actually getting something done about it—extremely remote.
      So I guess some predictions might be in order for what might be when we are under the NO Coalition and Phoney Tony.
      We’ll still have a Carbon Tax—hey it’s income and the story will be it will be too difficult to change back.
      Work Choices will be back—under another guise (Work Options is good). Maybe not quite as backward as Choices but pretty close.  Can’t compete unless you can use cheap labour.
      Gay Marriage—definitely out
      Unemployment—8 to 10%
      Interest rates 1 to 2%—we’ll be in a recession as Govt spending is slashed.
      Abortion—banned.  It’s one way of growing the population without boat people.
      Welfare cuts—get the little slackers out there working (pity about the rampant unemployment though).
      Personal Taxation—reduced! Hey who needs all that infrastructure anyway.
      One remaing car manufacturer—probably Toyota.
      No more refugee problem—Nah!  That’s just a joke—we’ll give them air tickets so that they can join the bulk of illegal aliens entering the country.
      Just remember to make sure that take steps to minimise your risks against both financial and political bad times!

    • James Squire says:

      12:08pm | 31/01/12

      I’ll predicate my comments with the “I’m a swining voter”:  I helped vote Howard out (I didnt really want Rudd in. I was just over Howard.) I also voted for the Mad Monk at the last election because I cant stand Gillard.

      As an aside, I always laugh about labour supporters going on about the “Noalition”- passing a record number of bills must be because they say no all the time. I think Tony is doing a great job of saying no to things that damage Australia, and the Australian People (mind you, its not hard to be an attack dog when your prey is wearing a big juice ribe eye on their torso).

      On topic: I think some of the other punters are spot on when they say there is NO talent in politics these days.

      The problem is that no one with any talent (read: half a brain and an ounce of charisma) would want to go into public office. The money is terrible (not withstanding the stupid payrise that was presided over by Gillard. Sorry, I mean that independant commission), the hours are worse than most privater sector jobs, and even if you do have a bout of temporary insantiy and run for office, you’re forced to spend the next 3 years of your life dealing with absolute twits gnawing your fingernails to the second knuckle.

      I think the debate should be about how do we get good, decent, intelligent people who care more for the community than they do their own jobs?

      Regardless of when the election is, or even who wins it, we’ll still have the same problems, the same challenges, with the same shallow, self serving politicians tinkering around the edges without having the courage to hold to their principles. They’ll just be wearing different tie pins.

      As a nation we must be able to do better - I hope and pray that the current parliament isnt reflective of Australian Society as a whole, because if it is then we’re beyond redemption, and I’m moving to Bhutan.

 

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