This is a picture of two snakes getting married. As they do. Well, in Cambodia anyway.

Ssssssssss, I do. Photo: AFP.

Depending which side of the fence you sit when it comes to huge, scaly, slimy creatures this photograph will either make you laugh, or completely freak you out.

If you’re Cambodian and especially from the Kandal province, 20 kilometers south of Phnom Penh where the marriage ceremony is taking place, you’ll be rejoicing.

According to the Buddhist spiritual custom of animism, these pythons are magic snakes that will bring prosperity and peace.

“We married these pythons to ask for health and prosperity in our village,” said 41-year-old Neth Vy, owner of the female python named Chamrouen.

“We were told (by fortune tellers) that the two pythons are husband and wife and they need to live together, and if we don’t marry them we will meet bad luck,” said Neth Vy, who told SBS World News he found the then-tiny python while fishing 16 years ago.

Prior to their big day, both Pythons lived as domestic “pets” with the male Python’s owner, a 44-year-old woman with no children of her own, claiming the huge snake as “her son”.

Are these people mad? Or could we all benefit from a bit of positive thinking at the start of a new year?

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    • Tracy says:

      11:17am | 04/01/11

      Love to hear things like this…it’s a fascinating world:). Of course, you realise it won’t be long before some-one has something negative to say about it!!!

    • HappyCynic says:

      12:28pm | 04/01/11

      Snakes are not slimy.  In fact they’re quite warm and dry and very cuddly smile

      As for stories like this, meh, whatever lets them sleep better at night, I guess.  They’re not hurting anyone and asking snakes for health and prosperity is probably no wierder than someone going to church to ask a priest for forgiveness.

    • Eric says:

      04:47pm | 04/01/11

      The male one will get screwed in divorce court. Plus child support for 36 snakelings ...

    • TheBigMicka says:

      09:33pm | 04/01/11

      You are a Gun Eric!

    • acotrel says:

      02:52pm | 05/01/11

      Are you a misogynist Eric?  Did one of those she-devils give you a knockback?

    • Benji says:

      05:27pm | 04/01/11

      Well hey why not? Marriage is already being ruined by celebrities and gay people so congrats scaley ones!

    • Clo says:

      11:02pm | 04/01/11

      Benji… You’re a wanker

    • jimjones says:

      03:03pm | 06/01/11

      Benji.. you are spot on 100%.

    • BobbyDan says:

      11:50pm | 04/01/11

      There are plenty of snakes around in the Queensland floods and plenty of discussion about loving or loathing them.

      There is probably room in our world for a Cult Religion that worships snakes and we could solve the Burma problem by inviting the people there to come to Australia and combine with the Cambodians (they have both suffered repressive government).

      The end is a happy home for all.

 

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