There’s the Business Council, a deaf guy, a guy with autism, and a quadriplegic at a café filled with people with disabilities. The Government walks into the room with a fresh homemade apple pie cut into twelve pieces, the scent making everyone salivate with desire.

So the Business Council takes eleven slices, leans down to the guy in the wheelchair and says “Watch out, that bloke with autism wants a piece of your pie”.
The deaf guy, of course, doesn’t hear, so he licks the crumbs off the floor, because that’s all that’s left, while the Productivity Commission walks in, full of enthusiasm and ready to get baking the best pie ever.
But the politicians are arguing about who’s going to pay for another pie to feed the rest, until they reach an historic agreement to buy the three-day-old, slightly mouldy, but much cheaper pie they found in the pile marked “good enough for the disabled”. They pat each other on the back for their bipartisanship and compassion for those less fortunate.
Welcome to the NDIS. Please forgive my cynicism.
I had originally thought I’d write this column the same night the report was released, but between a slight disability-related mini-crisis and a reflection that I should probably hear what everyone else thinks first, I’ve waited. I’m glad, because now I know this Government thinks that having a shower more than twice a week is a “Rolls Royce” scheme. I’m guessing that they’re thinking more along the lines of Grandma’s 1987 Ford Laser, which I guess is better than the explosive Pinto we have now. We should be thankful.
So - for those who missed it - Monday heralded the much anticipated release of the Productivity Commission’s draft report into Disability Care and Support (http). The Commission received 610 submissions, the largest number since the formation of its original roots as the Tarriff Board in 1921.
Punch readers are probably pretty aware of what the draft report recommended, but I’ll give you the elevator pitch anyway: Government nearly doubles what it spends on support for people with severe disabilities (a total of $11 billion annually) regardless of cause of disability. Australia pays through general revenue (preferred) or an extra levy (yes, another one).
What didn’t the Commission cover? It didn’t offer any recommendation for changes to welfare payments for people with disabilities or carers, education, or how to put in a new toilet paper roll. That wasn’t part of their mandate (or Terms of Reference for the lingo inclined).
I’ve also heard and seen the term “bi-partisan” thrown around a great deal in the last 24 hours. On Q and A Bill Shorten was understandably supportive of his “baby”, and acknowledged that even the opposition is “making all the right noises”. Malcolm Turnbull spoke of a “generous and compassionate response”.
Is this the same “generous and compassionate” response we saw for the thousands left homeless after the Queensland disasters? If we can’t find a once-off $5 billion in general revenue for those poor buggers plastered across our screens, nor support a one-off levy to raise the cash, how can we expect Australians (and their elected representatives) to support an NDIS for our hidden disabled that will cost more? And that will cost us every year. Forever.
I got a bit excited when I saw a poll in The Australian which showed 82 per cent support for the scheme. Then I saw the impassioned pleas of disability related social networking sites to vote. Only 450 people voted anyway. Blah.
I’ve committed a crime writing here today, and I know I’ll be mercilessly bagged for it. I don’t really have a single point I want you take away. I’m feeling depressed about the whole thing. The Commission’s report was almost everything I could have hoped for and I can’t help but wonder if its (and my) optimism rings its own death knell?
The truth is (woe is me) nobody really cares. Not until it’s your whose daughter dives into the shallow end, or your wife develops Alzheimer’s at 37, or your grandson develops autism, or you come a cropper waterskiing. Then, you’ll care. And then you’ll think “How could I have ever not supported this?”
Not angry, but sad today.
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