He’s handsome, approachable and talented, so little wonder Hugh Jackman is our most popular celebrity.

The wolverine: an Australian marsupial that drinks iced tea. Photo: The Daily Telegraph

But while they’re clearly the ingredients for a successful acting career, they’re don’t necessarily make you the best next face for an Australian tourism campaign.

US travel expert, G Adventures founder, Bruce Poon Tip, however, is adamant that it is. He reckons the all-singing, all-dancing Aussie star is exactly the right candidate to replace Paul Hogan, circa 1980s.

Apparently those “shrimp on the barbie” ads took Australia from number 78 to number 1 on the American tourism list. Just like that.

But Paul Hogan and Hugh Jackman are oceans apart. 

Hogan was comical in the roll your eyes kind of way. He was all scratchy voice, pair of thongs and singlet with an ocker accent. That might have been something to proud of back in the 1980s – we were younger then - but it’s a pretty outdated image now.

That said, Jackman swings too far the other way. He’s a little bit too polished and debonair to be the face of the sunburnt country. Unless of course they’re planning on using a few scenes from Australia, the movie. He did look great riding a horse.

But something tells me the Jackman Mr Poon Tip is after is the same one who did those Lipton Iced Tea ads. Remember them? Sure, they were enjoyable, but you can’t see that working in the outback can you - unless we want to see a conga line cross the Nuallabor?

Plus, shouldn’t the face of Australia actually live full time in Australia? Jackman, his wife Debra Lee Furness and their two children Oscar and Ava might own property in Australia and visit from time to time, but they’re usually based in New York.

Mr Poon Tip’s got it half right. We are due a good tourism campaign and it needs to be friendly. But maybe we should keep the focus on our spectacular landscape and let nature do the talking. 

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    • Brimstone says:

      09:28am | 16/10/12

      I’m from outside Australia, and Wolverine embodied how I thought of Aussies - half-savage in a charming way. He’s perfect, and he’s got huge recognition outside of the country.

    • Jay2 says:

      10:33am | 16/10/12

      Brimstone, at the risk of being howled down, I just don’t get the Hugh Jackman swooning brigade he has following him. He’s good looking (but not my cup of tea) and comes across as nice , but for me has a personality bypass. Boring, boring, boring.
      Still anything would have to be better than “Where the bloody hell are you?”. EVEN Gillard would be better….just..

    • SydneyGirl says:

      10:51am | 16/10/12

      Jay2 ditto.

      Also add Brad Pitt to the list-I just don’t get the appeal. Good on that actress on morning TV who called the Chanel ad for what it is.

      Put the Chaser Boys or Hamish and Andy in the ad (OK just kidding about the latter!). Or even Charlie Pickering who wasn’t half bad on Q&A yesterday.

    • PsychoHyena says:

      11:02am | 16/10/12

      @Jay2, the impression I get is that he likes his solitude, I believe he even stated that he dislikes the fame aspect of his career but his love for performing is the main driver.

      His best role though was in Paperback Hero as the romance novel writing truckie.

    • Gordon says:

      09:37am | 16/10/12

      Here we go. Round 15 of Tourism Australia’s eternal search for new ways to embarrass the crap out of us. They are picking the right time: no will dare say “died of shame”.

    • Mahhrat says:

      09:41am | 16/10/12

      Who is the market?  Everyone the world over, or just the Americans?

      I would suggest he’s a perfect American demographic representative - very much all the things Americans value in their xenophobia.

      Would I market him to the Europeans?  I doubt it.  I’d have it far more multicultural - including indigenous Australians, experiences of wide-open spaces, and so on.  As my mum said to me (she’s English) - the sky seems bigger in Australia.  Market that space.

      Asia, I would perhaps focus on rural and opportunity themes unique to Australia - the slightly more ‘80s “cultural backwater” thing.  I think that would work well there.

    • Yumi says:

      10:01am | 16/10/12

      Hugh Jackman and his wife are very proud Australians who come home regularly and support Australian concerns. Im a fan who thinks he’s marvellous and I think he’d look mighty fine promoting the Bungle Bungles or the Great Barrier Reef. Mighty fine!  smile

    • stephen says:

      04:05pm | 16/10/12

      His wife can do the Bungle Bungles.
      (She’s got a roar that would make amps obsolete ... and she reminds me of Pamela Anderson, who would be good for bungle, bungle, bungles.)

    • Gregg says:

      10:12am | 16/10/12

      ” Hogan was comical in the roll your eyes kind of way. He was all scratchy voice, pair of thongs and singlet with an ocker accent. That might have been something to proud of back in the 1980s – we were younger then - but it’s a pretty outdated image now. “

      Hoges may be aged and had his issues with the ATO but the image created assisted by Crocodile Dundee was certainly more of the good times and that is still what ought to be pursued, just another Hoges to be found.

      I suppose we could always use Julia and Wayne!, maybe using that Lodge series and having a sequel on Julia and Tim off on a grey nomads style holiday….......just kidding.

      Then again, maybe Eric Banner is more whom we could use, perhaps throwing in that other Saint connection and he is known as the Sheik of Tweak amongst other things and certainly has the topic of the moment down to a fine art, that of texting and would also appeal to the english and a few other cricketing nations.
      Chuck Brett Lee in for the Indians in particular and roll them all together with the chasers and what a team you could have.

    • Tubesteak says:

      10:27am | 16/10/12

      Wolverine is Canadian so might not be a good idea. People might go to the wrong country.

      I think Jackman would put a few bums on planes. He seems like a thoroughly nice guy and I am sick to death of the “big brown land with dancing indigenes” that gets sold to the rest of the world. Australians don’t live that and there’s a lot more to offer in this country for those who are willing to look.

    • Swamp Thing says:

      10:41am | 16/10/12

      Need to be more representative of modern Aus, get either a fat, cashed up FIFO worker with the IQ of a parrot.
      Or a gadget using, self-hating white 20-something who thinks the role of Army is handing out biscuits to brown people.

    • MD says:

      12:20pm | 16/10/12

      Perhaps an (stupidly) opinionated e-warrior such as yourself could be our mascot?

    • Kika says:

      11:24am | 16/10/12

      Well, we need to do something. It’s expensive to travel here and we need to convince them to come. What I’d like to see is marketing on modern Australia - a bit of the cities and our cosmopolitan lifestyle and our unique and successful multiculturalism,  a bit of the beaches, rainforest, country, skiing (hardly anyone knows we actually have skiing here), desert. We have so much to offer.

      NZ are excellent at selling themselves. The weird thing is we have what they have, but more. But we can’t sell it. Perhaps that’s why they want to go down the Hollywood thing again, it worked in the 80’s, the Lord of the Rings thing works for NZ so why can’t we capitalise on it. The Australia movie didn’t work because it didn’t show us as we are now. How about we focus on that?

    • Scotchfinger says:

      12:34pm | 16/10/12

      Filipinos are also excellent at selling themselves; however is this really the image we want to project?

    • Tony of Poorakistan says:

      11:26am | 16/10/12

      He’s got everything going for him, except the fact that he barracks for Port Adelaide

    • MarkS says:

      12:40pm | 16/10/12

      He barracks for Poort! The Shame. I am barracking for Magneto next time.

    • joshgtv says:

      11:30am | 16/10/12

      I’d wait until he’s made at least one semi-decent film, and then consider it.

    • j says:

      12:47pm | 16/10/12

      he’s pretty damn popular in japan

    • PJ says:

      12:57pm | 16/10/12

      Hugh Jackman kissed Gillard for $15 million dollars.

      I guess the old adage is true; “Every man has his price.”

      Not suitable any longer.

    • Olly says:

      01:27pm | 16/10/12

      This is ridiculous - as if anybody really has the name “Poon Tip”...

    • stephen says:

      04:17pm | 16/10/12

      ‘Tin Poop.’
      Cory Bernardi’s can’t get any more shrill.

    • marley says:

      06:23pm | 16/10/12

      OK, I’m a new Aussie, who’s lived in a lot of places, travelled a fair bit, and seen what works and what doesnt.

      Australia has enormous disadvantanges as a tourist destination. It’s a helluva long way from the countries with money, and it’s bloody expensive to get here, never mind travel inside the country.  So, we start at a disadvantage.  I mean, why would a European or an American come here if they can go to Canada, the US or Europe?

      Try and take an outback tour (and I’ve done a few) and you’re shelling out really big bucks.  Take the Ghan, and you’re paying a lot for a nice train, pleasant staff and incredible disorganisation.  Airline prices are high.  So are rental cars. Hotels? Pffft.

      Focus on the cities? Overpriced hotels and restaurants, and shops you would see in every city on the planet.  Multicultural?  Sure, but so are Singapore, Vancouver, Hong Kong, Buenos Aires and Amsterdam. 

      The beaches are great;  the outback is very special (but very expensive);  the vineyards and wine tours are among the best deals I’ve found;  and everyone loves a koala. 

      Focus on what’s unique about Australia - space, time, beaches, climate, adventure, animals.  No one is going to fly 20 hours because Melbourne has good cafes or Sydney has a Chinatown.

      Hrrmmmphh.

 

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