An American company has announced that it will now make available in Australia kits that will let parents test their children for drug use.

Harold and Kumar are likely to face more questioning with the introduction of home drug tests

The drug testing kits use samples of hair to test what drugs and how often kids could be using them.

The company, Confirm Biosciences, has circulated a statement claiming that the new kits will put “control back in parents’’ hands

“With the HairConfirm product, the at home package allows parents to cut a hair sample from their kids and find out within 24-48 hours whether or not their kids are drug-free . It can detect drug use as well as usage frequency for up to 90 days.

“It is also the first offering of its kind to provide a detailed report the amount of each chemical detected as well as results indicating the ranges typically found in recreational, daily/weekend and constant users,” the press release claims.

Parents send away a sample of their child’s hair and the testing itself takes place in the HairConfirm labs with an online report sent back to parents 48 hours later informing them what drugs their children may be on.

Whilst this conjures pretty humorous images of parents stalking their children with scissors in corridors or passed out on the couches to get a lock of hair, it also raises some pretty interesting questions about the extent to which families begin to allow technology monitor each others behavior.

You don’t need to have grown up in anywhere particularly tough in the last 30 years or so to have seen at least one person you know – if not several - have their lives ruined or ended by drugs.

Often this drug use begins in early teens and there is pretty good evidence to point to early use of any drugs can lead to serious problems - like being dead by 20.

So parents’ desire to know whether their child is using drugs is not some kind of overprotective form of “helicopter parenting.”

But the idea of children waiting for drug test results like so many Brisbane Broncos is worrying because it doesn’t take place within a football team or professional environment where testing of this kind could be justified; it takes place within a home.

The effect of such testing could well fracture an already brittle relationship between parents and their children. As CEO of the Australian Drug Foundation Geoff Munro told The Punch:

“This level of surveillance is to outrage the children who are being tested. So if the relationship is not good it is not going to be improved by this.”

Munro went on to point out that there a great deal of experimentation with drugs among teenagers that does not turn into chronic use but if proven by parent could cause more problems in the home.

“The other issue is that if the parents find that the children is using drugs what do they do then? Who do they contact?”

“We expect parents to be talking to their children if they suspect they have a drug problem”, he said.

So would you ever submit your children to a drug test? Would you ever let your parents test you for drugs?

8 comments

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    • RT says:

      01:37pm | 30/07/09

      Parents should not be testing their kids for drugs unless they want to have a relationship with their own kids like cops have with kids.

    • Helen says:

      02:44pm | 30/07/09

      what a load of rubbish…how about kids test adults for alcohol, drugs, dishonesty. No decent, loving parents would ever contemplate submitting kids to this…let’s remember suicide is the biggest killer of kids. Perhaps compassion, tolerance and trust are in order first.

    • iansand says:

      02:59pm | 30/07/09

      I suppose it is better than hooking them up to a lie detector on live radio, but not much.

    • stephen says:

      04:18pm | 30/07/09

      Nuh, let teachers do it.
      If they get this next whopping pay rise, they’ll need to earn it.

    • Pablo says:

      04:56pm | 30/07/09

      Not totally sure parents should, but it’s preferable to taking them to a live radio broadcast to try and find out .

    • mikk says:

      06:26pm | 30/07/09

      How about we test adults before they are allowed to become parents.

    • Terry Wright says:

      12:02pm | 31/07/09

      Of course, this is a product from the US where drug hysteria is out-of-control. Parents test their kids behind their backs, drug testing at schools, drug testing for after school sports/activities, drug testing in the workplace, misleading/non-factual drug education at schools, extremely harsh drug laws, loss of government assistance for drug offences, loss of medical insurance for drug offences, largest prison population per capita worldwide, murder charges for supplying(not selling) drugs to someone who overdoses, Zero Tolerance drug policy, anti-Harm Minimisation etc.  Ironically, the US has the highest rate of illicit drug use in the world.

      Hopefully, in Australia, we respect our families more and don’t need to resort to secret drug tests. Maybe we need to be more honest with our kids?

      Like the US, we fill our anti-drug adds with exaggerated, unrealistic situations that rarely happen. Most kids aren’t stupid so what they see in the ads is totally different to their real life experiences. They tend to laugh off the government attempts to “educate” them about drugs and then won’t believe other warnings that may actually be true. It might be OK when they are 8-12 but after that kids need real, honest information from a trusted source. They will listen much more readily to someone they trust but will turn off very quickly when lied to or misinformed.

      BTW, RT sums it up beautifully:
      “Parents should not be testing their kids for drugs unless they want to have a relationship with their own kids like cops have with kids”.

    • Kelly says:

      10:25am | 12/10/09

      Kids need to be educated correctly about drugs and what happens.  And not just the unrealistic stuff either.  Hard facts.  That’s all we want is the truth.  Parents need to trust us enough where they don’t doubt our every move.  They don’t like it when we do something sneaky behind their backs but we’re not supposed to be upset if they do?  To trust our parents they need to trust us.  Especially when it comes to drugs.

 

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