You’ve just been elected to a powerful office in a stunning political upset. You’re making your acceptance speech with your proud family by your side. What do you say? Would, say, “My young daughters are available” be on your cue cards?

That’s what US Senator-elect Scott Brown, the Republican who has won the seat previously held by Democratic icon Ted Kennedy, managed to blurt out on TV when the eyes of the nation were watching. And he’s been given a welcome-to-the-jungle roasting by conservative pin-up commentator Glenn Beck, who says he wants to see Brown in a chastity belt. (Skip to the 1-minute mark in the video for the goods.)

“I want a chastity belt on this man,” Beck said, jocularly, on his radio show. “I want his every move watched in Washington. I don’t trust this guy. This one could end with a dead intern.”

Ouch.

(The dead intern reference is to the scandal that destroyed US Representative Gary Condit, whose intern Chandra Levy was found dead in a park and it subsequently emerged they had been having an affair.)

Beck, as he tends to do, took this a bit far but on this occasion I’m inclined to agree with him when he says he could expect parts of his body to be scattered around the house if he had said something similar about his kids.

The footage from Brown’s speech shows looks of utter shock and horror spreading over the faces of his family as he continues to dig himself into a hole before admitting he’s in trouble when he gets home. Watch them all cringe:

Coming from a guy who posed nude in 1982 from Cosmo this has given Brown an unhelpful aura at the start of his national political career.

(His daughter Ayla has had a sudden flood of date offers from suitors, reports the Boston Herald.)

Barack Obama offered this assessment of the stunning defeat for the Democrats:

“The same thing that swept Scott Brown into office swept me into office,” Obama said in an interview with ABC News…

“People are angry and they are frustrated. Not just because of what’s happened in the last year or two years, but what’s happened over the last eight years.”

There’s national coverage here and here, and you can read local coverage from the Boston Globe and the Boston Herald.

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    • Zeta says:

      11:47am | 21/01/10

      As soon as Glen Beck said ‘my wife would have me in pieces’ I immediately started wondering how we could trick Beck into saying that about his own daughters so the world would be rid of him.

      I guess at least Brown is making his gaffes in public, at the beginning of his career, instead of being lionised now only to be shamed when we find out about his affairs, like the Kennedy’s.

      I like this guy for a Republican Presidential nominee. He’d appeal to the old Bush base, he’s got a truck, his daughters look like they know how to party.

    • nic says:

      12:00pm | 21/01/10

      It speaks volumes that Punch’s response to the election result is to focus upon a nudge, nudge, wink, wink statement in the vein of a carry on film. Surely we can debate the actual issues involved surrounding the election and their ramifications? Or is that too high brow?

      Pretty ironic when we have other posts bemoaning the ‘boganisation’ ie dumbing down of Australia.

    • Chase Stevens says:

      01:02pm | 21/01/10

      Why would we want to debate the issues of the Mass. Election? Which is in the US, coincidentally we are not in the US and this doesn’t really affect us.

      However Political gaffes are always funny and thus we should always laugh at them and the Politician regardless of the origin.

    • Dingo_aus says:

      12:27pm | 21/01/10

      Well said Nic (1.00pm).

      BTW it should be clear to all of those who have attacked Glenn Beck as some sort of Republican attack dog, that he is not party affiliated.

      To criticise Brown at this point in time clearly demonstrates that Beck is not following the Republican line.

    • Ben G says:

      03:13pm | 21/01/10

      How dumb would you have to be to think that Glenn Beck doesn’t root for one side or the other? A little lesson in politics and media: Sometimes people say things that aren’t necessarily true but are expedient. He may personally not have many strongly held views (which, if you’ve seen footage of him on CNN, you’d know he doesn’t, he just has a decent finger for testing which way the winds blow), but when he gets on TV, he has a funny little knack of pretending that all Democrats are communists and the few politicians he picks as his favourites are all GOP candidates, unless of course they’re too far right for even the GOP, in which case he’ll pick them and claim it as evidence that he doesn’t bat for any particular party, and idiots will believe him.

    • Nola says:

      12:40pm | 21/01/10

      nic (1.oopm):

      I’m not sure what your problem is with this piece. It provides an interesting insight (this is an opinion based website after all) into an issue the majority of Australians find quite dull.

      I personally enjoyed the nudge-nudge-wink-wink commentary here (as obviously I am of low intelligence). 

      Our media industry surely has its faults, but I would like to think that accross the board, from the low brow to the high brow, it’s pretty much got it covered.

      So if this website doesn’t provide you with what you are after, don’t complain about the content, just go find what you are looking for (ie. the news) elsewhere. Perhaps start with some of the links provided… on this article.

    • nic says:

      01:32pm | 21/01/10

      Nola, I’m just curious as to the ‘insight’ you have gained from this piece?

    • Warren says:

      03:02pm | 21/01/10

      nic, the insight we’re getting is that brown is a pimp and that beck is insane. just another day in the good ol’ us and a

    • Paul says:

      07:18pm | 21/01/10

      Waren, If you believe Brown is trying to pimp out his daughters then you are the one with questionable sanity

    • cats says:

      01:22pm | 21/01/10

      Glen Beck is kinda right by saying African American is not a race though. If it were, then White Americans would also be a race, or Asian Americans. I know the article’s not about this, just thought i’d point it out..

    • Randal says:

      01:32pm | 21/01/10

      What a stupid little piece and shows again how the left refuse to evenly assess the realities of politics when the gloss falls off one of their golden boys.

      The reality is that Brown won Massachusetts because there is a ground swell of anti-Obama feeling in the US, as the people wake up from the party hangover and begin to wonder what they have done.

      The US is a basket case economically, has a deficit so large I do not think I could fit the zero’s in this post, high unemployment, a collapsed housing market and is involved in two conflicts without end, meanwhile terrorists still want to set bombs off on their planes.

      Whilst agreed Obama inherited these problems, what American’s are looking for is a leader who is offering real solutions and what he promised ‘Change’.

      What they have seen is very little, a stimulus package that seemed more geared at rewarding the incompetent than helping the people, increase in troop numbers, and a health care package so flawed that even the Democrat’s hate it as it will cost many more of those zero’s and deliver very little to the people.

      Add to that endless rhetoric without action, is it a wonder that they are demanding that their newly elected leader focus on these major issues, with real solutions. Should he fail to do so there will be further setbacks at elections, an increasingly hostile congress and eventual failure at the poles in 3 years.

      There is still time for Obama, but the clock is ticking and he needs to prove himself as a leader with solutions, otherwise the comparisons with Lincoln and Roosevelt that were thrown around so loosely at his election will be the long past and he will find himself instead more likely compared to a Georgian peanut farmer than those great men of history.

    • Razor says:

      01:41pm | 21/01/10

      Senator Elect Brown is justifiably proud of his beautiful and talented daughters.  I don’t see anything wrong in what he said - I see it as a reflection of the Dad’s relationship with his daughters - loving, open and an ability to have a joke.  I’m sure the daughters are able to pick and choose who they go out with.  Unfortunately I am indisposed and in another country.

      As a conservative I have some time for beck but on this one the guy is way off the reservation.

      (Note: I too, have a beautiful and talented daughter)

    • Eno says:

      02:38pm | 21/01/10

      I’m with Razor - while it was very benny hill and needed a guy with drumset to do the “Boom-tish” bit on the punchlines the girls and the missus seemed anything but upset - they were laughing their heads off! Storm in a teacup.

    • E says:

      03:14pm | 21/01/10

      shows how shallow and dirty the gene pool is in the western political system. Remember Fitzgibbon using his office to help his equally well connected moron brother to land clients?
      We as a people need to realise that both major parties in all western democracies are terminal cases.

    • Eric says:

      04:12pm | 21/01/10

      I guess journalists need to grasp at whatever straws of consolation they can get after this defeat.

    • Josh says:

      09:59pm | 21/01/10

      I’d be amused that people take Glenn Beck seriously, if it wasn’t so dangerous. Given all the production crew leaving to work on MSNBC, I don’t think Beck believes half the stuff he actually comes out with.

    • watty says:

      08:06am | 22/01/10

      Get over it Colgan.

      The Republicans took what was regarded as the “Kennedy” seat from Obama’s Democrats even though the ‘Great One” went in to bat personally for the Democrat candidate

      That’s the story….no more….no less.

      Try and hide your disappointment, not get picky about the winner,Beck, Bush,whoever.

    • Liz says:

      08:10am | 22/01/10

      Ah well that’s modern politics for you,you get what you deserve they say!

    • Vivian says:

      03:51pm | 22/01/10

      Lighten up, folks.  The article wasn’t a deeply significant piece of social commentary, and the comment itself was clearly only a lighthearted shot at humour, despite the attempt to introduce the dreaded PC overtones.

      wink

 

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