An Underbelly-style TV dramatisation of NSW politics would most certainly need to be broadcast after the watershed. (See various examples here and here.) It has been tried to an extent with Victoria in the show Tangle but given the general civility of that state’s politics in contrast to the rest of the country the outcome was predictably beige.

Enter South Australia, where the dalliances are G-rated and when a guy wants to mix it with the Premier he goes at him with a rolled-up wine magazine. This weekend they were at it again in an episode involving political intrigue, a date gone awry, glamorous blondes, and a magnificent expletive-laden spray by the state Treasurer who just months ago lamented: “I wish at times that I did not portray myself as an arrogant person.”
The Australian reports on it in detail today but the potted version is as follows: Opposition Leader Isobel Redmond had a date with the newly-single Attorney-General John Rau. She showed up, but he didn’t. She was escorted to a box where she found Rau enjoying the company of a blonde 20-something who it seems was set up for the AG by the Treasurer, Kevin Foley. Everyone was terribly embarrassed and later when Foley, who is Acting Premier, was snapped by photographers leaving a party he called their newspaper to tell the duty editor: “You are a c . . ., you’re all c . . . s, the paper is a f . . king c . . .”.
Such phone calls from politicians to journalists are nothing unusual, of course, and the response from the other side isn’t always a simple: “Touche”.
But during the South Australian election campaign in March Foley gave an interview to AdelaideNow’s Kelly Nestor in which he said publicly he was looking for a companion after the collapse of his marriage.
As The Punch noted at the time, Foley was “the only Treasurer in the history of Australia who has turned the job into a lonely hearts advertisement.”
He was also candid about his reputation for being, well, a bit of yob.
“Arrogance is poison in politics and I wish at times that I did not portray myself as an arrogant person,” he said.
“I know that people don’t want to see me as a boofhead in Parliament… maybe I need to change that.”
Yeah maybe.
You can read more about that here.
Could it work as a TV series? Which actors could be drafted to play the characters?
Or would we rather see the 9.30pm NSW version?
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