Last Saturday, while having lunch on the balcony at my favourite cheap pasta joint in the city, I saw a large man emerging from a large black Mercedes. Watching this guy cross the road with two little boys, I had one of those celebrity spotting moments when you think “that bloke kinda looks like Russell Crowe”, only to discover on closer inspection that it actually was Russell Crowe.

Jeez I could go a pie.

Things became more interesting when Rusty and the boys came up in and sat down at the table across from me at Bill and Tony’s.

Bill and Tony’s is the kind of cheap standard Italian restaurant that you can’t find in inner-city Sydney much anymore. Gaudy maps of Italy and red and white chequered table cloths have been replaced by stark aluminium interiors and names like Il Ruccola del Fuccula.

Well not Bill and Tony’s. There you get a standard pasta: Bolognese, Napoli, Marinara and maybe a Pesto if you’re lucky, and a choice of good mains like chicken schnitzel. They also serve cordial on each table at lunch, something I personally love, because cordial and pasta was always a standard lunch at my Nonno’s house.

But more importantly you won’t pay much more than about $10 for a plate of pasta at Bill and Tony’s, which is pretty much how it should be for a flour, egg and sauce compound.

Hulking over the table in the middle of the restaurant with his two boys either side of him, Crowe dominated the room with a presence that could only have been bettered by the sudden appearance of Optimus Prime dropping in for coffee (I have this idea of Crowe and Optimus Prime hanging out together for some reason).

Being curious as to what the diet of the Gladiator and junior Gladiators consisted of, I was thrilled when Crowe ordered spaghetti bolognese and schnitzels all around.

While Crowe can be a bit self-conscious with his man of the people stuff, I don’t doubt that it is also a pretty natural choice of venue and dish for Crowe.

For starters you have to give the guy credit for taking his kids to a normal restaurant.  Crowe is obviously aware of the fact that if you take kids out all they actually want to eat is spaghetti bolognese and chicken schnitzel.

Cafes and restaurants are full enough of yuppie parents demanding that their child return to the table and finish their ricotta, pumpkin and caramalised onion puff pastry flan. Crowe and his children are thankfully not adding to those ranks.

One also gets the feeling that if Crowe had the choice at anytime he’d go spaghetti bolognese and a chicken schnitzel.

But what I loved about this scene was that one of the world’s biggest movie stars, definitely Australia’s biggest and best, chooses to take his sons to a $10 a plate restaurant and orders our unofficial national dish: spagbol. Having just returned from a period in America and Europe there was something so characteristically Australian about this scene, emphasised by the facet that nobody batted an eyelid (or at least pretended not to) and left him alone to eat lunch with his kids.

So Rusty I raise a glass of orange cordial to you: great actor, owner of the Rabbitohs and fellow spaghetti bolognese consumer, in sum, a great Australian.

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    • Adam Diver says:

      08:31am | 12/04/10

      I like the fact that no-one annoyed him. Would’t want the life of the celebrity and choose to treat them the way I would like to be treated - to be left alone.

      Is 8:30 to early for spagbol?

    • Hughsey says:

      09:25am | 12/04/10

      8.30am is perfect for spagbol - as long as it’s leftovers from the night before. Particularly good on toast!

    • DG says:

      08:52am | 12/04/10

      Spaghetti Bol is our “unoffical national dish”!! now thats interesting…

    • T.Chong says:

      09:11am | 12/04/10

      Leo !!! what a day it must have been. You were actually “thrilled” by what Rusty ate ? You are having a lend? aren’t you?
      Agree with DG . Spag Bol will never be the unofficial dish, not while tins of Tom Pipers Sweet Curry and Veges can be had on toast.=
      The feed of champs.

    • Leo Shanahan

      Leo Shanahan says:

      11:11am | 12/04/10

      Perhaps “thrilled” was too strong a word. Still I don’t care what anyone says about Crowe, it was great to be sitting next to our greatest living actor and unofficial king of the bogans (like king of the gypsies it’s a controversial title to place on one person because of competing claims to the throne).

    • acker says:

      12:45pm | 12/04/10

      Kraft Spaghetti and Meatballs used to be the meal of champions, until they discontinued the product along with Kraft Braised Steak..

    • stephen says:

      04:43pm | 12/04/10

      Tom Pipers makes the best plum pudding, and Russ. Crowe sure is dinki-di. (I tips me hat.)

    • Lucy says:

      09:22am | 12/04/10

      Gee where have you been? Crowe has been eating there for years, I haven’t lived in Sydney for almost 20 years and he was eating there then. It was called “no names” and was $5 for any pasta and cordial which was passed from table to table. It’s always been a bit of novelty place among rich or poor for ever.

    • bella starkey says:

      12:06pm | 12/04/10

      no names is across the road from bill and tony’s, yo.

    • Dominic says:

      03:49am | 13/04/10

      Getting No Names confuse with Bill and Tony’s is just plain unAustralian.

    • Hel says:

      07:54am | 13/04/10

      Rookie error…
      See, you can tell the difference between Bill and Tony’s and No Names by the fact that, well, Bill and Tony’s HAS a name…

    • Nick says:

      09:26am | 12/04/10

      There should be a warning to let people know this article will make everyone who reads it hungry for spaghetti bolognese.

    • bella starkey says:

      12:05pm | 12/04/10

      orange cordial FTW!

    • Union Thug says:

      12:00pm | 12/04/10

      Leo. I just think it’s odd that you could care less where an actor eats with his family, much less celebrate the same because you approve of the choice of eatery. It’s an odd - and celebrity-obsessed - world in which we live!

    • fen says:

      12:21pm | 12/04/10

      Except, he a kiwi ( cousin jeff and martin crowe) and his middle name is Ira???

      spose that is very oz

    • H of SA says:

      04:36pm | 12/04/10

      Mmmmm Bolognase…............thanks for getting me hungry Leo.

    • Wombat says:

      07:05pm | 12/04/10

      Rusty’s best work was in a training film that’s still being used for the NSW Traffic Controllers ticket. He looks about 18.

      In Indonesia, they think that spag bol is American. Costs about 60 cents for a crap one at McDonalds, or about $1:10 for the KFC spag bol, which comes with a chopped up fried chicken fillet on top.

    • Union Thug says:

      09:01pm | 12/04/10

      Censorship! Censorship!

      You cheeky devil!

      Ha ha ha ha!

    • Dinky says:

      03:26am | 13/04/10

      Sorry to disappoint you but to me it seems there was little special about this sighting. Sightings like that come from Europe and the US with celebs too every single day. In fact, a lot of those celebs are a lot more down to earth than your Master Crowe. And their kids grow up with a lot less pomp.

    • grunzgrunz says:

      02:50am | 27/04/10

      Do you not know then, RC has sung about Bill and Tony´s years before :=)
      Name is Land of the Second Chance

 

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