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Leo Shanahan

by Leo Shanahan

01 Apr 03:58pm

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Filed under: Alabama, Comedy, Kevin Rudd, Kim Beazley, Politics, Rednecks, Robin Williams

86 comments

Well it’s official: we’re at war with Alabama. Rather than being conducted in a conventional sense this war will be one of utes vs trucks, and fought between men wearing AC/DC shirts on one side and Metallica t-shirts on the other. Fortunately all will be sporting mullets.

If you’re not sure why this war has been declared it’s the fault of comedian Robin Williams. He had the audacity to joke that Australia was basically a country made up of “English rednecks”. This drew an embarrassing sub-par comeback from Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, who suggested that Robin Williams “should go and spend a bit of time in Alabama before he frames comments about anyone being particularly redneck”, he told Triple M radio. (Of course he has to say “frames comments” rather than just “calling us” or something.)

Now the Governor of Alabama Bob Riley has bought into the conflict, putting out a statement today saying he his rather confused by all this.

“I’m not sure if Prime Minister Rudd has ever been to Alabama. If he has, he would know that Alabamians are decent, hard working, creative people.

“That’s why Alabama is home to Australian companies like Austral which employs more than 1000 Alabamians at the world’s largest alumnium shipyard,”  Governor Riley said.

I’m not sure whether Kevin Rudd has been to Alabama either. And while I could ask his office to clarify it for the purposes of journalist accuracy I’m not going to. You want to know why? Cause it would be stupid.

It would be stupid because Robin Williams is a comedian who was making a joke –with a lot of truth in it if we’re honest with ourselves – and Kevin Rudd is the Prime Minister of Australia.

Let me repeat that: Robin Williams is a comedian and Kevin Rudd is the Prime Minister of Australia.

Hopefully the ensuing war with Alabama will teach Kevin Rudd the folly of his embarrassing habit of giving Prime Ministerial comment on every stupid machination in popular culture.

For starters that’s our job.

Secondly, it’s going to really come back to bite him in the bum one day. Just ask Kim Beazley about the pitfalls of commenting on comedians and their lives.

Take the Williams’ Letterman interview. Rudd had obviously not seen the whole thing, because if he had he would have realised Williams loves Australia.

Not only that, hilariously Rudd has managed to imitate Williams’ art by mouthing off, something Williams joked about with Letterman.

“To get on stage and get heckled in Australia is great, it’s kinda mandatory, ‘GET ON WITH IT!’ ... and that was the Prime Minister…”

So please Prime Minister cut it out Prime Minister, before you just go the whole way and demand Robin Williams face a public booting.

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    • A Bob says:

      03:14pm | 01/04/10

      Rudd should resign.  (It’s worth a try.)

      Reply

    • Bruce says:

      05:32pm | 01/04/10

      ... before a redneck gets him gooood!!

    • Wayne Fehlhaber says:

      06:11pm | 01/04/10

      A Bob : yes !  yes !  Yes !    Make my day.  !

    • jones says:

      08:53am | 02/04/10

      ‘...Let me repeat that: Robin Williams is a comedian and Kevin Rudd is the Prime Minister of Australia…’

      I think you mean Williams is a comedian and KRudd is a joke…

    • Sherlock says:

      03:25pm | 01/04/10

      After doing the right thing and stay away from the Lara Bingle matter he opens his mouth again wide enough to put both feet into it.

      What could have been possibly going through his head to infer that a state of the US is populated by rednecks? Everywhere in the world has its fair share of bogans if you look hard enough and the PM is a Queenslander after all.

      Reply

    • T.Chong says:

      03:32pm | 01/04/10

      Maybe he was listening to some old Neil Young

    • Scott Glennon says:

      03:26pm | 01/04/10

      Cockroach?! =)

    • Arthur the 3rd says:

      08:59pm | 01/04/10

      4 in a row my friend ... 4 in a row smile

      P.S

      Kevin is definitely our worst export - Would any other states like to have him?

    • Yas says:

      03:19pm | 01/04/10

      Hahaha! the whole thing is so hilarious! Robin Williams is making a bunch of unoffensive jokes we perpetuated with crocodile Dundee to begin with. I’ve seen skit where he has a go at the Scotts, and the English, and the French. It’s good to know our little country is now equal in terms of being stereotyped in popular culture (you’re no body until somebody bothers to stereo type you, just ask middle eastern people from 30 years back, and Russian from 20 years back).
      “public booting” what a classic. Why didn’t anyone attack Matt Groening about defaming “us”?
      “i see you’ve played knifey- spooney before” lol!

      Reply

    • Scott Glennon says:

      03:30pm | 01/04/10

      “Fair shake of the sauce bottle” [Kevin 07 – Australian Prime Minister]

      “It is an unusual country, I mean the Australians are basically English rednecks, you know.. (joke follows)” [Robin Williams – Comedian]

      Two wrongs don’t make it right Kevin.

      Reply

    • Wayne Fehlhaber says:

      06:31pm | 01/04/10

      Scott Glennon : Well said Scott , wonder what Alabambans would think of Australians if they watched a few segments of the abc’s Chasers.

    • TB says:

      03:36pm | 01/04/10

      Kevin Rudd - an affirmation of that great aphorism “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.”

      Reply

    • Jack says:

      04:07pm | 01/04/10

      Funnily enough, an aphorism from someone that was born in a ‘redneck’ state (ie, Kentucky).

    • neilmc says:

      03:36pm | 01/04/10

      Today’s work morning tea conversation included a laugh at Robin WIlliams performance on Australian rednecks.

      Was our PM really that hurt? Mr Rudd, please stop taking pointless swings at comedians and fix stuff like your nutty web censorship policy (and the many other things that need your attention).

      PM, just embrace your redneckedness and get on with the job.

      Reply

    • Mr Pastry says:

      03:38pm | 01/04/10

      This is great - I can openly show my hatred of Mr WIlliams well rehearsed and scripted, zany, madcap humour.  Fast delivery with a silly voice does not make up for cr@p material.  Please note this spontaneous, off the wall routine will be appearing verbatim on multiple talk shows (as long as the show has a mirror table in the green room).

      Reply

    • Pete M says:

      03:34pm | 01/04/10

      It does seem a quite remarkable slip up for someone who is usually so meticulous in virtually everything he says and does in the public gaze.

      Of all the arguments to buy into, why pick this one Kevin?

      At least it shows he isn’t always a robot, I guess.

      Reply

    • TC says:

      06:10pm | 02/04/10

      On the contrary. Id say that this particular robot can’t function until its been programmed specifically

    • Mark says:

      03:36pm | 01/04/10

      I must admit it wasn’t the smartest ploy to actually name a US State. Sort of makes it personal.

      It is just an example of Kev trying to be tough because of an inferiority complex in my opinion.

      You know another “threat” like;

      1. Japanese whalers taken to court
      2. Iran taken to court
      3. Dealing with those evil people smugglers and putting a stop to their deeds
      4. War on petrol prices
      5. War on interest rates
      6. War on grocery prices
      7. War on pretty much everything else
      8. Making female flight staff cry

      It saddens me in a way. There really is no reason for him to overreach but he does it consistently. And when confronted - see China re anything and or Indonesia re boat people - he turns and runs like a rabbit and does what he is told.

      So dumb to speak about something about which he knew little.

      Reply

    • Wayne Fehlhaber says:

      06:00pm | 01/04/10

      Mark ,  heh heh heh , love it mate , better than Robin Williams.
      Better watch out for the Rudd police though , they take a dim view of insinuations via comedy.  Bloody suspicious lot. !

    • luke09 says:

      03:39pm | 01/04/10

      It’s funny the way Rudd responded by calling Alabama rednecks, even though he was offended by Robin Williams the comedian, calling Australia rednecks.  grin

      Reply

    • Tropsmurf says:

      03:59pm | 01/04/10

      I agree, I bet he’s wishing he could take that one back. His minders would have given him a talking too after that one LOL

    • Kim says:

      03:43pm | 01/04/10

      It’s all very “Yes Minister"ish isn’t it?  KRudd should have kept his mouth shut and accepted that this was a comedian calling us English Rednecks.

      BTW, I resent the English part.

      Good story Leo.  Had a quiet chuckle to myself.

      Reply

    • Super D says:

      03:48pm | 01/04/10

      A couple of points:

      1. Robin WIlliams obviously learned nothing of Kevin Rudd while he was in Australia.  Our dear leader would never issue a “get on with it”, he would be on ther receiving end of one as he waffled into detailed programmatic specificity.

      2. If Australia did have a war with Alabama they would probably win.

      3. Kevin Rudd should renounce the title of Gossip in Chief and issue a polite no comment to all enquiries regarding the daily drivel that passes for “news”

      Reply

    • Philip Crowley says:

      11:34pm | 01/04/10

      Well said Super D :-D
      I wholeheartedly concur.

    • Christian Real says:

      03:58pm | 01/04/10

      As a person of Aboriginal origin is is offensive that Robin Williams referred to Australians as English rednecks and he should have the decency to apologise, otherwise he should be barred from visiting our country again. Those readers that agree with Robin Williams feel free to go and live in America, how country does not need people of your calibre.

      Reply

    • Michael says:

      04:51pm | 01/04/10

      The thing about comedians is they never have to apologise, they are entitled to say what they like. Can’t draw a line in the sand when it comes to comedy.

    • Nigel Catchlove says:

      05:20pm | 01/04/10

      Robin Williams has apologised.  He did so on the Hamish and Andy radio show this afternoon.  He further offered to meet Mr Rudd either in Australia or in any strip club in New York.  Gold!

    • john says:

      05:40pm | 01/04/10

      if you cant take a joke you realy need to go bury your head in the sand that way you will never hear one.

    • Wayne Fehlhaber says:

      06:12pm | 01/04/10

      Christian Real :  whadda ya doo wit all dese sorrys Christian, hang em on ya belt like scalps. ?
      Take a look at the skit again Christian , you will find it really funny and you will also note that Robin Williams loves our country.
      Sheesh !  maybe the place is populated with rednecks. What a grouch. !

    • Philip Crowley says:

      11:40pm | 01/04/10

      You can’t be for Real????? Climb down from the grumpy horse man. It was a bloody joke! No conspiracy against indigenous Australians. No mean natured insult. So just because you don’t find it funny, but about 300 million other people do, he should stop saying it. Get a bloody life!

    • WayneT says:

      10:35am | 02/04/10

      Nobody would mistake a person of Aboriginal decent as an English Redneck.  Quite the opposite I would have thought.  As for Williams joke, I wouldn’t have a problem with him using that term here in Australia, but when he uses it on a US show, with Americans being the way they are, they seem to take those things as a statement of fact.  And I think it would give Ameraicans in general an incorrect view of Aussies in general.

    • TC says:

      06:13pm | 02/04/10

      Sand in the grub smugglers Christian?

      It’s called a joke mate. The fact the Williams bothered to make up the joke is a sign of respect

    • luke09 says:

      04:00pm | 01/04/10

      This act of dumbness proves Kevin Rudd is not the messiah he pretends to be, in reality, he is just an immature little boy.  grin

      Reply

    • WHR says:

      04:04pm | 01/04/10

      I for one thought it was comment was harmless, it simply poked at a stereotype of Australia.

      Reply

    • Lee from WA says:

      04:21pm | 01/04/10

      I thought Robin Williams was hilarious The only thing I took slight at was saying that Australian Rules Football was Rugby Union. Here is WA (the home of the backwards lifestyle), we don’t appreciate such a slur on AFL. But what he said about scrum packs was pretty funny.

      Reply

    • J says:

      04:27pm | 01/04/10

      Compared to the comic relief that America is giving the world at the moment, this jibe by Robin Williams is nothing.

      Seriously, PM…. you’re out of your depth on this one…

      Reply

    • Amanda says:

      04:27pm | 01/04/10

      Let me get this right…

      There is a bloke named Kev. whos brother is Mal, Greg and Loreeee all lived on a dairy farm in country Qld, got booted off because they didnt pay the rent and there fore where squatters ( very OZ)  and lived on the side of the road eating who knows what. Grew up and goes to strip clubs getting so drunk that he cant remember, who got the nick name Dr Death and says thing like fair shake of the sauce bottle and has a best mate called Swanny.

      thinks that Robin Williams has gone to far calling us redneck. I think that Robin Williams has a point. If he is looking at the PM.

      Reply

    • A-Bomb says:

      04:44pm | 01/04/10

      I’d like to frame three comments.
      a) Charles Darwin did land here in the nineteenth century sometime. I’m unaware of the details but I’m quite sure that “English rednecks” wasn’t a term he would have used.
      b) Does anyone actually find Robin Williams funny? I remember listening to him on Martin Molloy in the mid ‘90’s. I think I may have giggled or snickered once.
      c) National sterotype jokes are funny because they usually contain an element of truth, however small. Williams just completely missed it here. I think her merged League and AFL into some hybrid sport that doesn’t actually exist.

      Reply

    • Joe Stephens says:

      10:13pm | 01/04/10

      a)  Correct. That term wasn’t coined until the 21st Century.
      b) Yes, millions of people obviously find him funny. However that’s only judging by his success over two decades.
      c) I think Williams got it spot on. Tomato Tomato.

      Comedians are hard people to argue with, most of the time they’re joking. Our PM needs to find a sense of humour that doesn’t make him snicker like a dim wit.

    • Adam Diver says:

      07:27am | 02/04/10

      He seems a bit manic lately. He cant seem to take a breath or stop talking which is a worry. Heard him on hamish and andy and 80% wasnt very funny but he had a few gems. Apparently he offended brazil when he suggested the new olympic events in Rio would include “kidnapping and waxing”. Gold.

    • Luke says:

      04:43pm | 01/04/10

      Won’t this just serve to keep that sterotype going? I much prefer the idea of Australians as generally having a great sense of humor and not sweating the little drama like this, rather than simply being “English rednecks”. Sadly, Rudd’s response perpetuates the latter.

      Reply

    • Seano says:

      05:02pm | 01/04/10

      It was a dumb thing to say.

      Perhaps Rudd needs media classes too

      Reply

    • Markster says:

      04:57pm | 01/04/10

      From his admissions of being too drunk to know he was in a strip club, does Krudd remember if he ever visited Alabama?  His response was about as statesman like as sticking $1 bills down a g-string!

      Reply

    • Simon the pieman says:

      05:16pm | 01/04/10

      Is it just me, but I never been able to listen to Robin Williams routines because I am always distracted by his unfeasibly wide hips.

      Reply

    • BTS says:

      07:00pm | 01/04/10

      It’s just you…

    • Brian Connor says:

      06:35pm | 01/04/10

      It is when Rudd gets all folksy or those stupid incorrect cliche (sauce bottle) or behaviour unbecoming a Prime Minister that I really miss John Howard.

      I mean Robin Williams is a comedian and one with “a few sandwiches short of a picnic” (there you go Kev), who cares what he says…....then Rudd’s reply is not only ignorant (I would have gone for Mississippi or Georgia, the home of the Klan) and offensive, especially with Australia business interests there.

      Cmon Australia the Rudd experiment has failed…...another term could be apocalyptic.

      Reply

    • Seano says:

      01:33pm | 02/04/10

      “apocalyptic”? How do you type whilst running around with your hands in the air screaming “we’re all doomed”?

    • BTS says:

      07:02pm | 01/04/10

      I’m happy for my Prime Minister to stick up for my country.

      Reply

    • TC says:

      12:20am | 02/04/10

      And Im looking forward to his apology to the people of Alabama. Very statesman like is our Kev

    • Christian Real says:

      06:49am | 02/04/10

      It is good that we do have a Prime Minister that sticks up for our Country, Robin Williams remarks were out of line and those commentors that agree with him in this blog can’t have to much respect for our Country and our fellow Australians.

    • Max Power says:

      08:43am | 02/04/10

      Yeah kev sticks up for our country, except for the parts where he sells of our land and resources to foreigners, lets boat loads of illegal immigrants flood into our country, tries to censor our internet and tries to introduce a big tax where the profits go to China and India. Apart from that he does stick up for our country, but sadly never when or where it counts.

      I thought Williams apology was a cracker, making fun of Rudd’s strip club visit and his desire to introduce censorship, though it really wasn’t an apology, but yet a further crack at Rudd.

    • Peter says:

      01:36pm | 02/04/10

      I’m sick of hearing complaining about boat people. In a “bad” year we might get 4000 refugees fleeing for their lives, while on the other hand our Govt lets in 200,000 immigrants just coming hear for money. These people go unmentioned. With the mining boom in WA and Qld set to boom even more, i don’t think people realise just how many immigrants we are going to get in the next 5 years. These 2 states alone will need an extra 800,000 workers. So while the focus is on some poor refugees, we have others coming here pushing up the prices of everything. If you don’t like refugees, call your MP’s and ask that Australia withdraw from the refugee convention it signed. Until then just suck it up as Australia is just honouring its own commitments..

    • TC says:

      06:27pm | 02/04/10

      Is it ok when he repeatedly embarrasses you internationally?

    • Mark says:

      08:14pm | 02/04/10

      Yes and we are all safer from the threat of comedic invasion now he has intervened.

      I would have hated to face the hordes of funnies that were sure to descend on us if we didn’t respond with authority *rolls eyes*

      Many lives have been saved i am sure.

    • Jonathan Appleyard says:

      08:55pm | 01/04/10

      Rudd has proved he’s not worthy of being a statesman. Obama will take notice of this.

      I enjoyed this US-based blog:

      Being a native Alabamian, I can but note that nobody from Alabama ever set up anything nearly as stupid as Rudd’s recent “global warming” plan that cost nearly $3 billion and led directly to over a hundred houses burning down and several deaths. That’s pretty impressive; my 100%-Alabamian grandad was an electrician, and in a 60-year career (he was still doing wiring in his 80’s), he never managed to burn down even one house.

      I understand that “bogan” is Australian for “redneck.” Say, Tim, what’s Aussie for, “Rudd, you’re a tool?”

      http://wcollier.blogspot.com/2010/03/kevin-rudd-tool.html

      Reply

    • Fren says:

      09:42pm | 01/04/10

      Williams is a funny dude, I think a good sense of a country attitude is that they can they laugh at themselves.

      Williams goes on to say that he thought Australians are lovely people!!!

      look at the whole interview on U - Tube.

      Reply

    • DD says:

      09:46pm | 01/04/10

      LOL @ REDNECK RUDD - Alabama governor hits out at Rudd’s ‘redneck’ jibe - “I’m not sure if Prime Minister Rudd has ever been to Alabama,” Riley responded in a statement. “If? he has, he would know that Alabamians are decent, hard working, creative people…..  Alabama is home to Australian companies like Austral which employs more than 1000 Alabamians at the world’s largest aluminium shipyard…”

      Reply

    • Terry says:

      10:17pm | 01/04/10

      Hey there Im actually from Dothan, Alabama.

      I wouldnt consider my self redneck nor any other folks from my part of the world redneck, in fact I think your Prime Minister has made a racist remark!!!

      I will be seeking legal advice and get back to you all on that.

      Reply

    • Jack says:

      10:20pm | 01/04/10

      Good to see Kev tackling the big issues.

      Reply

    • Martin C says:

      12:49am | 02/04/10

      I saw the Williams interview and also found a couple of odd things “IF Darwin landed in Australia” ... ummm, he DID. 1836. Far from saying “I’m wrong”, what he saw here had a great influence on his masterwork Origin Of Species.

      And then the reference to Aussie Rules football, but descriptions of it that show he actually meant one of the Rugby codes.

      In addition, Williams tried a few one-liners that rather bombed with the audience. If the PM had left it alone, this story would just have been a standard “comedian has a bit of an off night”, frankly.

      Reply

    • stephen says:

      02:34am | 02/04/10

      I think the Prime Minister was right, and you’re wrong Leo and so are the lot of yers.
      This is Robin’s style of criticism : he’ll insert the barb (we’re rednecks etc) and cover his tracks (bad manners etc) with general comments.
      In the end , we’re left with a funny after-taste, but we think it was humour.

      (Don’t any of youse watch his films ? Watch an early one, Good Morn. Vietnam. He makes quite cutting and true comments about culture, and clothes in ad/lib,ad/hoc wit.) But, then, so what. we’re rednecks.

      Reply

    • notsurprised says:

      06:36am | 02/04/10

      Ok people, you’ve had your popularity over substance vote on the back of Twit-book and.all the other Me generation self promotion techniques, can we now have a proper leader for this country?

      Reply

    • peter says:

      08:48am | 02/04/10

      Surely this is a matter for our cultural ambassador, Sir Les Patterson.
      If anyone can find common ground, between rapture rednecks and pommie rednecks, he would be more than capable.

      Reply

    • Ryan says:

      09:16am | 02/04/10

      I loved Robin Williams’ apology, he and Rudd will make up again, Robin has promised to take Rudd to his favourite happy place in the whole wide taxpayer funded world, a New York strip club!

      Reply

    • panic says:

      10:30am | 02/04/10

      Perhaps Mr Rudd attempted a little post modern satire. Comments here seem to lack any multidimensional insight into the Rudd comment. Is this bagging of Rudd another example of the average Australians inferiority complex?

      Reply

    • Chris says:

      11:20am | 02/04/10

      Kevin rudd is australias biggest redneck. just look at what conroy is doing, look at what mr beds are burning has already done. This country is stuffed. Alabama atleast get decent insulation and open Internet…

      Reply

    • Jan says:

      11:27am | 02/04/10

      Never did like the Williams act.  On the other hand, I sure don’t like the Rudd act either.  Both of them are probably more suited to a New York strip club.  One the local comedian, the other a taxpayer-funded patron.

      Rudd should have kept his motorised mouth shut, but that would be asking too much wouldn’t it.

      Reply

    • Peter says:

      01:04pm | 02/04/10

      Well George Bush said no other place in the world reminds him of Texas more than Australia.. Although, not having been to Texas, im not sure what that means..  I haven’t seen too many Aussies sipping their latte’s with guns hanging out of their holsters..

      Reply

    • BTS says:

      01:37pm | 02/04/10

      Clearly, you haven’t been to Texas.

      Reply

    • Peter says:

      01:54pm | 02/04/10

      No BTS. What’s your take on the comparison?

    • BTS says:

      03:52pm | 02/04/10

      Pretty much the same as the kangaroos we have on the Harbour Bridge.

    • Miss Smack says:

      04:36pm | 02/04/10

      Oh good on ya Kev.  Taking on Robin William’s is akin to comedic suicide for you, mate!

      You’re just NOT funny!  And you left yourself wide open for that strip club come-back. Cracked me up!

      Sorry Alabama!!

      Reply

    • TC says:

      06:11pm | 02/04/10

      Good on you Kev.

      The big man tackling the big issues.

      Reply

    • S.L says:

      07:12pm | 02/04/10

      Why is it when I read this article and comments I can’t get dualling banjos out of my head? I personally couldn’t care less what Mr Rudd said about the Williams comments and I bet Robin can’t either. Who’s trying to make a mountain out of a molehill? His subsequent apology would purely be out of politeness.

      Reply

    • Your name:Craig says:

      09:18pm | 02/04/10

      and now The Punch has started a war with AC/DC Fans and Metallica Fans!

      Reply

    • BTS says:

      10:55am | 03/04/10

      AC/DC!
      AC/DC!!
      AC/DC!!!

    • Anjuli says:

      10:59am | 03/04/10

      I have just read the full interview with Robin Williams by David Letterman in the West Australian and don’t know what all the fuss is about . I think Kevin Rudd should have read this article first before making such a stupid remark.Just show how much he just loves the lime light.

      Reply

    • Chris Ho-Stuart says:

      05:13pm | 03/04/10

      It’s amazing how many people miss the fact that Williams was laughing at our accent with the “English redneck” joke.

      It’s also amazing how many people are reporting on Williams “apology”. That one where he suggests a trip to a strip club and promises to send Rudd a transcript of all his routines that mention Australia. Hint. If a comedian offers you an apology, look again.

      Perhaps it is William’s idea of comedy timing that has everyone so confused. He’s discovered it is funny (for some folks, at least, me included) to get your jokes out so quickly that you’ve already told the next three while your audience is still figuring out the first.

      Reply

    • Front Row says:

      06:02pm | 03/04/10

      Williams was on to something.

      Reply

    • Southern cross soldier says:

      10:52pm | 04/04/10

      Australia. Officially a redneck nation! Bogan Pride forever

      Reply

    • HAha says:

      10:54pm | 04/04/10

      Loved reading all the bogan comments on the bogan news blog of the year!

      Reply

    • rupert says:

      11:10pm | 04/04/10

      Aussies are rednecks. It’s fnny cause its true. I made alot of money off it

      Reply

    • Peter says:

      10:13am | 05/04/10

      Yeah, was watching footy at the pub on the weekend where grown men were shamelessly yelling out “jigaboo” whenever an aboriginal player got the ball. Even in their old age they still thought it was funny. I wonder if these racist know just how infantile they are. Ahh Jigaboo, must have heard that one about a million times, but some still think its funny. Considering the press we’ve been getting overseas, you’d think some people would display just a smigeon of national pride. It’s funny, some of these people who claim to be white ARE actually red.. and I don’t mean redneck. Have a close look next time, some of these people have consumed so much grog, their skin is actually red….

    • ME says:

      01:42pm | 05/04/10

      Rudd waited until we had our “5 super hornets that put us on a war footing” before taking on ole Alibamiee!!!! I they are shaking in their reddy boots haha.

      Reply

    • Syd Bourne says:

      01:25am | 06/04/10

      Since when did Australians lose the ability to laugh at themselves? How seriously do we take ourselves?
      We good at dishing it out to e.g. Poms and others,
      BUT not so good at taking it?
      Lighten up Oz and have a laugh at a great comedian

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