Remember not so long ago when an aspiring prime minister, one K Rudd, adopted the practice of referring to John Howard PM, as ``a clever politician’‘?

Pick the clever politician. Illustration: Sturt Krygsman

He uttered the phrase at every opportunity. It was no throw-away line. At face value, it seemed positive but closer scrutiny revealed a focus-group crafted pseudo-compliment designed to have the opposite effect. Namely, to reinforce a perception bubbling away just under the surface of voter consciousness, that John Howard was somehow tricky. Sure, he’d been ironically dubbed ``honest John’’ before.

And equally true, Labor had seized on the embarrassing warning from then Liberal Party president, Shane Stone, that voters saw the Howard government as ``mean and tricky’‘. But these were old insults and had lost any real impact.

The ``clever politician’’ tag, however, was something else - more smart bomb than cannon. It only detonated once inside the heads of voters.

It worked because Howard’s reputation as fatherly, polite, and reliable, remained his best asset but was beginning to wear thin after a decade of U-turns and back-flips. Labor’s research showed that as time wore on, the ageing PM’s positive image had built up some scar tissue.

There was it seemed, a nascent recognition that John Howard was prepared to do almost anything to stay in The Lodge. The endless Costello soap opera and Howard’s transparently self-serving words about ``his party’s best interests,’’ had morphed in the public mind, from being seen as the steely determination of a strong leader, to something else: a man who could not let go, and who relied on clever words to justify that refusal.

Thus, ``John Howard is a very clever politician’‘. Once you get that tag to stick, nothing your opponent does is above suspicion. The alchemy between the words ``clever’’ and ``politician’’ was also very deliberate making the whole seem even more sinister than the sum of its parts.

Kevin Rudd by contrast, likes to use phrases that suggest the opposite of cleverness. Words like ``I just believe in being honest with people,’’ or ``I just think it’s better to be frank and open with people’‘.

Even the use of the word ``just’’ is deliberate, implying that others might be engaged in some sort of complex subterfuge whereas he, Kevin Rudd, simply believes in telling it as it is. You, the voter, have just been levelled with. You may even feel grateful. Pretty clever huh?

It doesn’t end there. This week, Kevin Rudd took cleverness to a whole new level with his great health debate ambush of Tony Abbott.

Prime ministers normally resist debates. The orthodox view is that you do not give your opponent a platform and certainly not one which elevates him to your level. Opposition leaders call for as many debates as they can get and incumbents resist.

It’s a familiar pantomime. All kinds of tricks are used to get out of them and to minimise their impact. The most common is to concede to what amounts to a Clayton’s debate in the first week of an election campaign.

This you do before either side has all their policies out, before the voters are really listening, and most importantly, before any costings are available for promises rendering most of the discussion largely meaningless.

Yet Kevin Rudd, who rarely does anything for no reason, this week decided to turn all of this on its head.

Why? Was it crazy-brave? No.

First, he figured Tony Abbott would not be able to resist his own nature and would come out swinging thus reinforcing perceptions of him as aggressive.

Labor learned a valuable lesson from its humiliating defeat under Mark Latham in 2004. Journalists, and political belt-way operators tend to like straight-talkers and head-kickers. They are exciting and interesting. If they are on your side, they say the things others are to afraid to utter. And for reporters, they are colourful and make good copy. But voters hate them.

The second, not unrelated reason is that Mr Abbott is in the uncomfortable and inherently unsustainable position of not having a health policy of his own with which to answer the inevitable ``what would you do?’’ question. Thus, by definition, he could only attack.

What Mr Rudd wanted to do was lure his new opponent into the trap of being negative so that voters would have a clear contrast - a PM with a plan and an Opposition without one. Even Liberals were muttering afterwards that the one tool you need in a health debate is a health policy and without it, you’re stuffed.

If the Rudd strategy worked, the take-out for partially engaged voters who would probably get just a glimpse of the debate on their nightly news, would be a polite prime minister with a hospital plan, calling for progress and an end to bickering, compared to an aggressive, finger-pointing alternative.

This was a fake debate in many ways and in that sense, it was cleverness par-excellence. It turned the orthodoxy about such razz-a-matazz debates on its head by making the PM look open and accountable, and the Opposition leader, defensive and aggressive.

And if the Nine network’s infamous worm was any guide, the strategy worked a treat. The one hundred strong focus group controlling the meter, repeatedly rewarded Mr Rudd’s faux invitations to Mr Abbott lay down his arms and work with the Government.

It also registered strongly in the negative when Mr Abbott attacked the PM, when he appeared evasive on his own policy, and when he joked about the PM being boring.

Tactically, there is little doubt the debate was a triumph for Labor but Mr Abbott will presumably not make the same mistakes twice. The next debate whenever that is, will be on more even ground with both sides having policies out there. Otherwise, voters may quickly come to realise that Mr Rudd is every bit as wily as his predecessor.

Who’s a clever boy now?

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    • Tony says:

      06:41am | 27/03/10

      Repeat after me -
      “A cunning politician”
      Good to be with you

      I wrote that in October 2007. It has always amazed me that more people haven’t sussed Rudd. His relentless reciting that Howard was a cunning politician merely confirmed that Rudd is a far more slimy worm. Not that I needed any confirmation. It was refreshing to hear Abbott recently call Rudd cunning.

    • stephen says:

      01:35pm | 27/03/10

      I don’t think Kevin is cunning. He has spent so much time being the bureaucrat and writing simple letters for other Politicians to read, that his minds tends to ‘fill’ in all the gaps ; gaps that the rest of us in normal life take for granted. He, then, is only careful.

    • Nick says:

      07:06am | 27/03/10

      Solid article Mark, sounds like you should go a few rounds with ‘bookworm’ Nathan.

    • Steve says:

      08:22am | 27/03/10

      Just because Abbott calls Rudd a liar does not mean that Abbott is speaking the truth. I also laugh when Abbott accuses Rudd of spin. Let’s see, that would be spin on spin.

    • Grumbles says:

      12:10pm | 27/03/10

      I do not think that means what you think it means

    • Rob says:

      08:23am | 27/03/10

      Rudd is too clever for his own good. He apologises for everything except the kitchen sink, puts on his hair shirt and tells the public that the buck stops with him. Then he passes the parcel to the likes of Garrett and shakes his head in sorrow when it explodes. Clever all right.

      Hopefully, the electorate will see his condescending attitude for what it is - camouflage for Labor’s plethora of shortcomings and bad policies.

      Gillard uses much the same approach when explaining away the sheer waste of her BER programme as did Garrett with his pink batts.

      It’s standard practice in the Labor party and when confronted Rudd and company point at Howard who has no influence whatsoever in todays government policies.

    • Marilyn says:

      12:30pm | 28/03/10

      There was no problem with the bloody pink batts, it was the electrical work done in the first place.

      All this huffing and puffing by the media about not much ignores the fact that 1.1 million homes were insulated with only 120 mistakes.

      And as for the schools, 100 complaints or less out of 10,000 schools is not a disaster.

      Bombing Iraq to bits was a disaster.

    • Mazzy says:

      08:40am | 27/03/10

      The trouble is Mark, Abbott believed he was the clever one in challenging Rudd in parliament.  With the constant analysis by journalists of polls that Abbott is making ground on Rudd, Abbott mistakenly went to the debate with one liners rather then policy. The public doesnt want to be told that in good time a policy on Health will appear. After 2 years in opposition surely some time has been spent in developing policy.

    • HS says:

      09:34pm | 27/03/10

      Mazzy ... wake up ... why would Abbott reveal a policy this early ... because Krudd would grab it and claim it as his own .... Krudd is on record that he would do something about health July 2009 ... get a grip ... we are dealing with a nothing man who has an ego as big as the debt that he has unnecessarily created.  Power is his game, that’s all, even if it means sinking the nation ... and he is well on the way with that.

    • Mick In The Hills says:

      10:57am | 28/03/10

      And after 2 years in government shouldn’t Labor have a roll-out happening to fix all the problems Rudd highlighted before the last election.

      As he repeatedly promised.

      Instead, he’s still working on a flimsy ‘plan’ that hasn’t even been presented to the service delivery arms - the states.

      What hypocrites the ALP are.

    • Steve Putnam says:

      05:04pm | 28/03/10

      HS maybe Abbot will recycle his wonderful scheme for funding hospitals in marginal electorates only, like he had in 2007, when he was health minister.

    • Wayne Fehlhaber says:

      08:50am | 27/03/10

      Mark , i think you place far to much emphasis on what you perceive as a clever tactic on Rudds part.  As you stated , it was a fake debate with Abbott having declared , in parliament ,  that he had no intention of bringing detail of Coalition Health policy to the debate.
      What would have been the public perception if Abbott had refuse to take up the challenge to debate in the first place. ?  The electorate is not stupid , they realise that Abbot is the ” new man to leadership ” and would be still in the midst of policy creation and refinement.
      This debate will soon be forgotten with the plans for ” three debates with substance ”  filling the electorate’s collective mind.
      I’m rather surprised that you have referred to the “worm ”  as having ” worked a treat “.  What you have missed is the collective electorate’s skepticism with the worm and it’s subsequent analysis.
      Contrary to your claims that the debate was a “triumph for Labor” , polls conducted by major newspapers reveal that the debate was won by Tony Abbott ,  which places an even larger question mark against against ” Rudd’s clever tactic “
      The media has lauded the polygraph as being the adjudicator in this debate.
      The public are far too smart to accept that garbage. They know that ” warm and fuzzy ” will not contribute in any way towards a better health system.
      The only possible benefit to Labor , is the effect on the naive and gullible.

    • Bruce says:

      10:27am | 27/03/10

      Wayne:  Well said.  Unfortunately, the worm is aimed at the naive and gulible and the media know that. The naive are the people that most probably will determine the outcome of the next election, the rest are already polarised. I have said this before, I believe chanel 9 and 7 should have a live poll operating at the same time as the worm. I use the word “debate” loosley.  After what I saw the other day hardley qualifies as a real debate, its more showmanship and loose on substance.

    • Christian Real says:

      11:52am | 27/03/10

      Wayne Fehlhaber,
      It would appear that the polygraph was accurrate in exposing the lies and deceit that came from Tony Abbott’s diatribe during the Health debate, and the more the worm turned the Liberal supporters cried foul.
      Yes and you are right wayne, the public is too smart to accept garbage, and that is why most of the intelligent people saw through Tony Abbott’s lies.

    • persephone says:

      03:58pm | 27/03/10

      Abbott said, in parliament, that he would debate Rudd on health anywhere, any time.

      The importance of the worm? It’s changed the media narrative. It showed that - with the very kind of voter Abbott needs to win over - the attacks on insulation and school halls are counter productive.

      And no, Abbott didn’t have a policy (beyond a couple of words). But, after several years as Health Minister, and as Opposition Leader, you would at least have thought he had a few ideas.

    • Ben81 says:

      06:12pm | 27/03/10

      persephone, I agree that talking about insulation and school halls (and there’s a bit more to it than ‘school halls’, let’s not trivialise it) was out of place in that particular debate, but no matter what it makes certain apologists think the opposition should keep holding this government to account for its monumental waste.

      And Christian Real, did you actually watch the debate?  What are some of these “lies” that the worm reacted to?  I remember Abbott conceding that Rudd’s crap about Abbot “ripping a billion dollars” out of the hospital system was more merely misleading than an outright lie, and was one of the rare occasions that the worm actually reacted to what was said instead of who said it, but I can’t really think of much else.  Perhaps you’re not a free thinker and just assume everything Abbott says is a lie, or think any attack on Rudd must be a lie.

    • Dingo says:

      08:38pm | 27/03/10

      I agree Wayne.

      Bruce, I think your idea of a live poll versus the “worm” is better, but why do we need to know what anyone else thinks as the debate progresses? Why not watch it in full, make up your own mind and then express your opinion. The whole idea of gauging ongoing opinion is just to manipulate the gullible who can’t think for themselves.

      I think in this case the “worm” was controlled by the naive and gullible, most of whom were Uni students.

    • Michael says:

      09:07am | 27/03/10

      You want a political dumbo running the country? Oh, of course. That’s the Abbott alternative.

    • Bec says:

      09:33am | 27/03/10

      I refuse to conflate inarticulacy and a narrow vocabulary with “straight talk”, as much as I hate that making bold assertions without a logical explanation or even backing your own mess up is frequently synonymous with “telling it like it is”. Neither are correct: it is all just intellectual laziness and a paucity of good English.

    • Colin says:

      12:39pm | 27/03/10

      WHaaaaaaaaat?

      A graduate of the Rudd school of programatic specificity me thinks!

    • Ben81 says:

      01:29pm | 27/03/10

      I think there’s a big difference between inarticulacy and sounding excruciatingly pompous just for the sake of it.  At least there’s only one genuine Tony Abbott, in my opinion Rudd seems to try speak at what he thinks is the level of the people he’s talking to and comes across as a patronising tryhard.

      Listen to him talk to a room full of bankers or CEO’s for example and he tries to sound like a walking thesaurus but ends up talking in circles, and then he’ll go meet some soldiers and say “I want to have a yack with youse all”.  I’m not sure how serious he was when he said that but it illustrates how shameless he is about it.

    • Russ says:

      09:34am | 27/03/10

      Wishful thinking on your part Mark, that this will turn people off Rudd.  Conversely, Abbott was shown up as a fool for challenging the PM to a debate when he had nothing to bring to it.

    • Brian says:

      07:17am | 28/03/10

      I wonder who the real fool is?

    • Jane says:

      09:50am | 27/03/10

      Well there’s ‘clever’ and there’s ‘clever’.

      The manipulative, marketing, deceitful ‘clever’ ( let’s call it ‘A’)  that Rudd/Labor used to gain office and dupe the populace that is one kind…not to be confused with being ‘totally clueless’ and inept as an assessment of the other type of ‘clever’ ( ‘B’) needed to manage and govern a country.

      Labor has type ‘A’ in spades….whereas the Coalition relies/d on type ‘B’.

      Rudd/Labor had been too ‘clever’ (‘A’) for our own good.

    • John A Neve says:

      10:26am | 27/03/10

      Jane,
      I find it sad that you feel you fellow Australians could be “dupet”!! Still after 12 years of being “dupet” by Honest John, what could you expect?

      Until people realise todays pollies are really just salespersons nothing will improve in our country.

    • Andrew says:

      10:07am | 27/03/10

      Things will certainly heat up getting closer to the election when Abbott starts announcing his policy’s and Rudd will be forced to defend his failing policy’s which keep increasing as the year goes on. Rudd thinks he’s been clever by getting all the focus onto Health and away from all his other failed and failing schemes. (too many to mention) but they will all be back to haunt him during the election campaign.

    • Lady Fong says:

      10:35am | 27/03/10

      ‘a focus-group crafted pseudo-compliment designed to have the opposite effect.’ WOW! sounds like someone paid big bikkies to come up with something so utterly 21C. Ask any woman and she’d come up for free with a devastating non-compliment in a compliment. ‘This is so [sic] unique! I don’t remember ever eating anything like this’ = I’d like to vomit if only I could. No wonder they call psychology the unhappiness industry. You can twist anything whichever way you want. Damn Freud.

    • Steve Putnam says:

      08:36am | 29/03/10

      What Freud have you read Lady Fong?

    • Dee says:

      10:42am | 27/03/10

      Rudd government will censor our internet, if thats not a sign of a dictator I dont know what is. I wouldn’t call him clever at all , just very manipulative , and very sneaky .Its the Australian public that is suffering . My personal belief is that this government needs to be sacked , they wont answer the senate, they wont give truthful answers, can call people by name liars on TV and not be bought to task , this government has done more to destroy Australia than Whitlam ever did.
      School funding and retiring teacher debacle, health issues that will adveresly affect all states, wages reductions, internet censorship, roof insulation deaths, mates for hire ,and the list goes on , and on.

    • Jan says:

      11:02am | 27/03/10

      The reason Rudd is the clever politician is because he has managed to con the dumb australian population into buying his spin and incompetence. The fact that we voted him in is bad enough but the fact we are going to do it again shows that we truly deserve the screwed up system we have.

    • Bubba Ray says:

      01:00pm | 27/03/10

      Jane there must surely be an option C) So clever that you don’t need to let anybody else know how clever you are and you can hide that cleverness behind the facade of a bumbling goose.

      That would be the kind of clever the opposition are currently showing. Rudd would never have challenged Turnbull to such a debate, but was extremely confident against Abbott.

    • iansand says:

      01:28pm | 27/03/10

      Gosh.  Did we elect a politician?  How did that happen?

      Note to self.  Avoid electing politicians in the future.

    • Shelley says:

      03:30pm | 27/03/10

      Rudd is without argument a cunningly tricky and cleaver politician.

    • iansand says:

      04:34pm | 28/03/10

      Divide and conquer?

    • Jack of Melbourne says:

      05:02pm | 27/03/10

      I can remember a scene in the Motion Picture “The Untouchables” where Sean Connery remarks to a potential assassin that bringing a knife to a gunfight was not a smart move.
      Lets Face it, Mr. Abbott has no respect for Mr. Rudd and because he was having a hard time explaining the shortfall in Health funding and trying to “spin” his “we gave more funding in $ terms” during QT.
      To me Mr. Abbott seems to be a person who is so used to being surrounded for many years by sycophants who wouldn’t dare correct him and therefore when the debate was lost seized on the bait for a debate dangled by Mr Rudd,because his supporters and the “Tame” media hacks keep telling him that there is no finer debater in the land

    • Democrat says:

      09:27pm | 27/03/10

      I just wish we could have some focus on the substance of the ‘debate’ Particulalry the moment when Abbott was asked whether it was true that under the previous Liberal Government government spending as a proportion of GDP had decreased. “Yes” was Abbott’s reply.  However he continues to insist that everybody is lying when they suggest when it stated that they did spend less. Abbott is a fighter but he has nothing substantial to say.

    • Marilyn says:

      02:33am | 28/03/10

      Why blame Rudd for Abbott’s lunacy?  If he wasn’t smart you would whine but he wasn’t being devious.

      Good lord the Murdoch political writers in this country are utterly devoid of anything useful to say so they write this crap.

    • Michelle says:

      10:56am | 28/03/10

      If Rudd is so honest, frank and open, why doesn’t he tell us about his plan to dissolve Australia into Asia? Here is an estimate of how many Asians would move to Australia if we “think big” and “capture the spirit” of the open-borders European Union “in our hemisphere” (as is Rudd’s stated desire):

      “Using the very crude equivalent measure of Poles moving to the UK after its accession to the EU with these figures, an EU-type organisation that included Australia and these three Asian countries (leaving aside all the other proposed members) would see a migration to Australia of about 21.256 million people.”
      http://onlineopinion.com.au/view.asp?article=7488

      Yep, 20 million Asians would move here. That’s the mother-of-all deceptions. Rudd-Labor are following the EU script to the letter i.e. maintain a nationalist facade whilst silenting working to open the borders and dissolve Australia into Asia without putting it to the people via referendum. That’s why Rudd wants a big population but never says why, why he doesn’t care about the comparatively piddly number of boat people, why immigration and foreign students are at record high levels under Rudd, why he relaxed foreign owership laws, why he wants to diversify the military, why he awards the Indonesian PM an award of Australia, etc. It’s all to move us towards assimilation into Asia.

      Frankly, I just think Kevin Rudd is a deceitful open-borders radical, so far removed from the ordinary Australian’s desire for identity and social cohesion that behind his innocent Milky Bar Kid looks lurks the most alien prime minister Australia has ever seen.

    • Marilyn says:

      12:26pm | 28/03/10

      Michelle, you are a complete idiot.  Rudd didn’t say anything of the kind but if you have a look at an atlas dear you will note that we are the white interlopers in Asia, not the other way around.

      Now do grow up and stop talking crap.

    • Michelle says:

      06:23pm | 28/03/10

      Marilyn, Rudd announced his Asian Union with: “In the 1950s, sceptics saw European integration as unrealistic. But most people would now agree that the goal of the visionaries in Europe… has been achieved. It is that spirit we need to capture in our hemisphere… Our special challenge is that we face a region with greater diversity… But that should not stop us from thinking big”.
      http://www.asiasociety.org.au/speeches/speeches_current/s55_PM_Rudd_AD2008.html

      So, straight off the bat, Rudd announced that we should think big and follow the spirit of the EU which has open-borders. He didn’t offer any caveats apart from “The European Union of course does not represent an identikit model”. He didn’t rule out open-borders which, in politics, means he welcomes it. He knows the EU grew incrementally without fanfare and he welcomes the same undemocratic regionalise-by-stealth methods.

      Of course he didn’t mention 20 million Asians moving here. That would be political suicide. But he knows open borders are a likely outcome of regionalisation. That’s why Rudd welcomed the population forecast of 35 million by 2050: “I actually believe in a big Australia I make no apology for that” and “I actually think it’s good news that our population is growing” and “good for our national security, good for our longterm prosperity, good in enhancing our role in the region and the world”. And that’s why: “Senator Evans says Australia’s immigration policy needs to be more responsive to Australia’s skills needs. He’s predicting a ‘great debate’ on the idea of bringing in more unskilled migrants.”

      Rudd and Evans are talking big. Why? Because they’re warming us up for open-borders (incrementally of course, so as not to frighten the redneck vote). Rudd continued: “The purpose is to encourage the development of a genuine and comprehensive sense of community whose habitual operating principle is cooperation.”

      Those last words “whose habitual operating principle is co-operation” are Rudd-Labor to the core. The EU has spread like a cult, so that countries are ostracised if they oppose assimilation into the collective e.g. Ireland forced to revote on the Lisbon Treaty after they voted ‘incorrectly’. And now look at the rise of anti-EU parties all over Europe who know that it is insane to concentrate so much power into the hands of the few, and they’re a breath away from a fascist dictatorship. And there is already the Euro-Med Partnership plan to expand the EU even wider and import 50 million Africans due to “demographic worker shorter”:
      http://www.jihadwatch.org/2009/12/in-europes-looming-demise-in.html

      Sure, I don’t see China and Japan running to open their borders to foreign immigrants, but I do see Rudd opening our borders as a test case, a sign of goodwill, a starting point, a sacrificial lamb.

      Ban Ki-Moon: “This is, after all, an era of integration. Regional integration is taking place all over the world”. That’s what all this is about: the cult of regionalisation. Labor are card-carrying globalists and they will martyr our borders for the insane belief of “imagine no countries”. Wake up Marilyn, Rudd is an EU bureaucrat downunder. He sees himself as both lion tamer of China and shepherd of redneck Australia, moving us both towards the dystopia of open-borders. Both sides are of course horrified at the thought, which just shows how far removed Rudd is from ordinary sensitivies re. identity and social cohesion.

      And today I read that Rudd’s relaxed foreign investment rules are causing property prices to skyrocket because of Chinese buying up properties in Melbourne and Sydney. Rudd is reckless. He and Labor are ideologues blind to these practical problems that beset their policies (batts are burning, corrupt foreign education sector, attacks on foreign students, ethnic crime, having to spend big on defence because we made China big with trade and now we’re afraid of them, importing mad cow meat in the name of free trade agreements, running record high immigration and foreign student numbers during chronic shortages of water, power, housing, transport, etc). They ignore all the warning signs and push ahead with ever more diversity and globalisation. Reckless ideologues.

    • Pedro says:

      06:39pm | 28/03/10

      Marilyn, if I had a dollar for every time I’ve seen you abuse and/or insult someone on a public forum, I’d be retiring in the Bahamas by now…Everyone this side of the black stump knows you want open borders but the way to get them is not by insulting everyone who dares to disagree with you. If you want to advocate for your cause that’s fine but please leave out the personal. It’s a real turn off.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      11:30am | 28/03/10

      Abbott was an idiot to ever debate on Labor home territory of health. Should have stuck with the Liberal party stronghold of economics and immigration, Lets face it both parties are actually crap when it comes actually running the country.

    • Derek Birt says:

      12:13pm | 28/03/10

      Wayne Fehlhaber? The Wayne Fehlhaber from River heads near Hervey Bay in Queensland? The (past?) president of the local Liberal Party branch? Well, at least that puts your comments into focus. Pity you and the others of your ilk who comment here don’t declare their vested interests.

    • Wayne Fehlhaber says:

      08:34am | 29/03/10

      Derek , sure is difficult to answer your post , this is the third comment i’ve keyed , moderator seems really tough on me. 
      ” .........others of your ilk…....”  hmmm you were allowed that one.
      Derek , i don’t have vested interests. Affilliations , sure , don’t you. ?
      What is your problem . ?  Do my posts upset you . ? 
      Get used to it , i’m in for the long haul.

    • william says:

      04:07pm | 28/03/10

      Not one media outlet has pointed out that Krudd was challenged by Abbott a day or so after the debate to have another one, only this time on immigration or Batts. No word from our two faced PM who at the moment only has health to sell because all his other major policies are a failure and this one still may end up on the scrap heap after the states have their say. What will Kevin baby turn to then? This man will be remembered as the worst PM Australia has ever had and let us hope voters wake up to this fact by the next election.

    • Marilyn says:

      04:12pm | 28/03/10

      Actually they don’t run the country, they legislate and other people implement the legislation.

      That’s because we don’t own anything anymore.

    • Mark says:

      06:15pm | 28/03/10

      Since rudd has had consistent policy failures and since rudd has not been able to work with his state labor counterparts in making our lives better, I wonder why we should vote for his party. Giving rudd another term is just a waste of time since he clearly has no idea how to run a country.

    • WKH says:

      06:17am | 29/03/10

      Mark, funny thing I noticed during the aftermath of the health debate that studio audiences on all channels were coming up with the common theme. “Well I guess they have only been in power for a couple of years, which is not long so I think we better give them another term” Thats how you plant a seed. Krudds team are brilliant at it. The down side is that most of the populace have know idea what is going on and vote based on the 10 second grabs they catch on channel 9 at night. Scary world..
      KRUDD = FAIL

 

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I have no problem paying my taxes. As a single, childless person on a very decent income, I can afford it and not have my life severely altered. Plus I understand that my taxes paying for things like schools, childcare and infrastructure is ultimately a good thing. A better community is better for me… [read more]

Gentle jabs to the ribs

They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments

They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments

A private school girl’s family is sueing her elite, extremely expensive private school for not… Read more

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