Congratulations to all comrades who attended the official launch of the Rich Bastards Union (RBU) at our official launch in Perth last week.

It was inspiring to see so many of you prepared to join together and protect the billions you have worked so hard to earn. The message to the Prime Minister could not have been clearer – keep your grubby hands of our minerals!
It was also heart-warming to see the support that so many ordinary millionaires offered as we take this principled stand for the fundamental right to make a fortune digging up bits of Australia and shipping it off to the highest bidder.
But as any revolutionary will tell you, a single rally is not enough, we need to get organised and create the structures that will allow us to defend our rights for the long-term.
RBU Platform:
What’s theirs is ours – convincing governments that if you own the company that digs it up, it’s yours.
Union Rules:
No Billion, No Start: to keep the union strong, we need to be prepared to protect our turf.
Elected Officials
Union Secretary – Twiggy Forest – (unopposed) showed he is prepared to walk the walk and talk the talk. Dressing in fatigues was a nice touch, RBU agreed to chip in to cover the dry cleaning and pressing.
Health and Safety Officer – Clive Palmer – showed he is prepared to down tools over any risk to his operations and showed a good use of creative interpretation of some of the industry safety regulations.
Treasurer – Marius Kloppers – we know the money is going to be tight, but it is also true that the first hundred million is always the biggest challenge, so
Industrial Officer – Mick Davis from Xstrata – Mick’s not a local but it was great to see him take some pre-emptive action by cutting 3250 jobs before they actually existed this week. This sort of fast action is essential in all industrial disputes.
Environment Officer – Tom Albanese from Rio Tinto joins the executive with a wealth of experience.
Organiser – John Singleton – it’s been good to see Singo step up and help us organise outside the mines, into the members’ enclosure at the AJC. The pamphlets he is working on should be good at causing fresh stinks in other industries.
Communications Officer – Position being contested by a number of comrades in media - ballot deferred to next meeting.
Correspondence
Thanks to the words of support from Comrade Harvey from the shop-owners union – power to the little guys, Gerry!
Campaign Ideas – Comrades were full of innovative ideas to keep our issues on the public radar.
- Walk a day in my Shoes – Gina Reinhardt has kindly volunteerd to allow politicians to spend a day with her, she is just working out the right shoes to wear.
- The “Walk for Wealth”– a grassroots action from Twiggy’s office to the Stock Exchange in Perth, with all CEOs invited to down tools and join us.
- The Mining Tax 40-hour Feast – you try eating what millionaires have to eat for 48 hours – Clive has volunteered to organise this event.
- Establish an annual scholarship (to show we can reach out to the community). The Rose Porteous Annual Award for the person who can make the most out of Australia’s riches without lifting a finger.
- Campaign website: www.mineminemine.org.au. Features interactive game ‘dig it’ where RBU members compete to claim large tracts of Australia. Each level poses a new threat: union collective agreements, environmental regulations, tax reform. Players get the ‘energy’ to defeat these threats by bumping off community activists and buying up local football teams.
Next Meeting:
Comrade Abbot from the RBU’s political wing has offered to open up his office to the next meetings and kindly allowed us to write our own agenda for the occasion.
Draft Agenda Items:
- Bring back WorkChoices
- Killing off ETS for good
- Talk series: Act local, think global: what can we learn from international mining magnates? Focus on Colombia
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