Goldfish have a neat survival mechanism to prevent them ever getting bored – by the time they have swum around the bowl they have forgotten the previous lap. It makes them a lot like voters at election time.

This is why we are grateful when our failed candidates enter the fray to remind us of why we voted against them. And while Mark Latham has rightly been drawing attention, like onlookers to a car crash, another leader took centre stage over the weekend to take us back to meaner and trickier times.

As he moved in to give Tony Abbott a man-hug at the Liberal launch, John Howard reminded us of many of Australia’s most forgettable moments. Given that Abbott is running on a “re-elect the Howard Government” ticket it is worth dwelling on our former Prime Minister’s Ten Most Notable Contributions to the Nation.

Downward Envy – John Howard trained Australians to look down the chain when we were feeling low – welfare cheats, single mums, dole bludgers, these were the people making life hard for decent Australians. As profit levels soared and CEO wages sky-rocketed, we tut-tutted the Paxtons.

Un-Core Promises – John Howard wrote the play book on trust, famously separating out core and non-core promises. Tony Abbott has adapted and extended his work with the notion of ‘gospel trust’ versus the things you say in an interview.

Dog-Whistling – John Howard got the tone needed to calm economic insecurity note-perfect. All you do is shift attention from foreign companies sending local jobs offshore and transfer it onto unfortunates seeking political refuge from terrorism and civil war. Draw a line in the, eh, sand somewhere west of Christmas Island and everyone will call you a patriot.

Boondoggling –  John Howard focused the national interest into the backyard of voters in marginal seats, using the electoral pendulum to deliver spending to the communities whose votes he needed most. The result was a targeted program of public spending on projects that had no connection to each other.

Casino Capitalism – John Howard conceived of Australia as a sandpit, riding the mining boom to throw money at voters, passing up the chance to build for the next generation of Australians. After a decade of growth, we lacked the roads, rail and port to actually get the stuff out of the country. But those cheques went down a treat!

Stomping Out Dissent – John Howard went to war with the ABC, imposing right wing supporters on the ABC Board, while defunding service delivery agencies that criticised government policy.

Killing Off the Republic – In possibly his finest act of ideological indulgence, John Howard conned Australians to vote against having an Australian head of State because they didn’t like politicians. Then he took the place of the Queen at the Olympic Games.

Refusing to Say Sorry – In the face of evidence and personal experience, john Howard denied the experiences of the Stolen Generation, a stubborn refusal to take the long-term view of history.

Environmental Denial – John Howard was a climate change sceptic, setting the standards for denial and inaction that Tony Abbott has turned into an art form, and creating an IOU to future generations that is growing by the day.

Locking Up Unionists – While his crowning achievement was WorkChoices, John Howard sparked a phoney war on the waterfront and bought in laws that allow workers to be jailed for refusing to disclose what is said at union meetings.

It’s only when you stop and pause, that you remember what happened on the last lap of the goldfish bowl. It is only when you do, that you remember where John Howard took this nation.

A lot of Labor supporters are finding it hard to get excited about this election campaign, but surely a lap of the gold fish bowl is all it takes to realise that the carcass of the Howard Government does not deserve to be rehabilitated.

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    • Eric says:

      07:09am | 10/08/10

      Ah, the good old days of the Howard government. Thanks for reminding us why we kept on re-electing the man four times.

      One of the reasons Labor is so desperate these days is that people can remember what it was like to have a competent government - it was only three years ago, after all.

    • Harriet says:

      08:25am | 10/08/10

      @Eric ,Ah memories and they wonder why he was thrown out of his seat of Bennelong.

    • Rosie says:

      08:38am | 10/08/10

      Oh yes Eric there were the good old days! John Howard did us proud here at home and on the international scene.

      I am dreading the sight of Julia Gillard with her boyfriend tagging along when she is representing Australia overseas if Labor wins.

    • Phil says:

      09:40am | 10/08/10

      Eric too right. Mind you the authors opening sentence sums up most labor voters (Goldfish). If people could really remember life under Gough, Hawke, Keating and now this bunch of amateurs, they would never vote Labor again.

      WIth the libs you got stability. Stability in policy, government, ministers etc. Discipline, sacking if warranted. In labor you get promited the more hopeless you are.

      Lets just quickly look at the authors 10 points.
      Downward Envy - Hardly, the Paxtons as you mention needed to get off their rusty dusty and get a job. Three generations of welfare cannot be good for anyone, let alone your country. As for 5 kids to 4 fathers neither can that. Many would advocate that the current arrangements dont help enough, but if predominantly labor voters were fair dinkum and got a job, then the amount could be much higher to those that are unfortunate enough to get put off so they can sruvive with dignity in the time of need. Welfare should be a temporary safety net, not a lifestyle option. You want sympathy for wlefare cheats. What planet are you on. Do you also think Dennis Ferguson is misunderstood?
      Un-core Promises - You are kidding. This lot has broken more promises in less than 3 years than the previous government in 11. When Howard came to office, he had been deceived by Keating as to the state of the books. Like buying a business to find it has no stock or customers, some things had to change. I would say many non core promises were later bought in albeit in a different state.
      Dog-Whilstling - If ilegal immigrants have no regard for our laws now what makes you think they will respect them later. As for companies sending jobs offshore, you need to get with the times. If we cannot be competitive then the jobs will go offshore. Your union mates and yourself are free to purchase the businesses at any time or commence manufacturing but you wont, cause its easier to harp on than do anything yourself. The unions could have bought the division of Pacific Brands which closed, but knew they would not make money but lose it.
      Boondoggling - That point is a gee up isnt it. Just remind me which party has members in parliment where the super GP clinics are?
      Casino Capitalism - He needed to repay the debt incurred by labor. He did set up funds for this plus put away 40 billion odd for super for public servants. They did no some infrastructure, but your lot has hardly kept that up other than to finish projects started under the libs.
      Stomping out Dissent - If you think the ABC is unbiases, then there is a bridge for sale, needs painting though.
      Killing off Republic - So what. It went to a referrendum and you lost. Get over it, just like the libs got over 2007.
      Refusing to Say Sorry - Agree, but will you and your union mates pay the compensation bill when it arrives.
      Environmental Denial - If your lot wants credability on this you would either consider Nuclear, or go ahead with the gas exploration off the central coast. This could power the current coal stations at a minimal cost.
      Locking up Unionists - Could you please gove details of 10 unionists locked up in Jail, what they are there for and a copy of the trail notes. After all no unionist has ever been guilty of corruption, using their credit card at brothels, bribery etc.

    • Brad of Bentleigh says:

      07:57pm | 10/08/10

      hmmm, funny. I listed a stack of Howards excellent acheivements, and the mods chose to not allow it. Maybe the author is this peice is also a mod? :S

    • Tony of Poorakistan says:

      07:51am | 10/08/10

      Howard has retired ... the people who brought us the death-dealing pink batts, and the rorted school buildings (and who go through leaders quicker than chicken vindaloo through a senior citizen) are still with us.

    • Christian Real says:

      09:27am | 10/08/10

      Tony of poorakistan
      Tony no, Howard hasn’t retired, he is still Tony Abbott’s shadow quietly behind him pulling his strings, Abbott, the puppet and Howard,the puppetmaster , the inseperatable duo.

    • Macca says:

      09:45am | 10/08/10

      @Christian, Better to be Howard’s puppet than Bill Shorten’s

    • TimB says:

      09:47am | 10/08/10

      Christian Real, you got any proof to back up your claims? Perhaps a random web link. I know how much you like those.

    • acotrel says:

      07:52am | 10/08/10

      ‘competent government’?  Is that what it was?  Well I suppose Saddam Hussein also gave Iraq ‘competent government’ !

    • Andy D says:

      07:58am | 10/08/10

      I love it, the union hacks can’t score any points against Abbott so they go after Howard instead.

      Clearly the 2007 election was the high point of Peter Lewis’ life and he’s going to fight it over and over again.

      There are few things sadder than someone who refuses to stop living in the past.

    • PG says:

      10:38am | 10/08/10

      As opposed to the Big Buisiness grovellerers who believe the crumbs a few unelected by anybody white men in suits surfing in their own money throw at them is all their fit for.—dont be hard on yourself Andy
      lets see points against People Skills hmm

      Xenaphobic—sorry mate no matter how hard we try the Mussies and the foreigners aint going home by boat or any other means this is their home as it is the spiks wogs chingas and convicts you know us Aussies—we need them you know to sell and buy things to psst its called an economy

      Any body can “Manage”  an economy by hacking on the poor and people who cant fight back but that is the way of the big brave men and women of the Liberal party. Abbot will be a “great” Manager by driving infrastructure to the wall and pork barrelling the wealthy and yes we can wait for the trickle down that never ever happens and when the US slips back into recession—as it will . This time we can go into recession with them as we should—-oh joy Andy oh joy

    • howy says:

      02:09pm | 10/08/10

      PG - we don’t need high immigration to have a stable economy and a high quality of life. Switzerland, Austria and Norway have the highest quality of life but these countries have few, if any, immigrants. And these countries have no-where-near as many natural resources as us.

      A country can be very successful by just relying on the native birthrate to keep the society going - and as a bonus, the society will remain united going forward. If the native birthrate drop below replacement level, the government is required to change policies to ensure it increase to above 2.1 per woman.

    • Lucy says:

      02:44pm | 10/08/10

      Umm, Howy, a quick google tells me that Norway has over 500,000 people who identify as an immigrant - comprising some 12% of the population. Switzerland has one of the highest migrant intakes of any European nation (23% total population), and Austria has 15%.

      Not exactly ‘“few, if any”.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Europe

    • Andy D says:

      04:38pm | 10/08/10

      Lucy, you are playing with the figures here a bit aren’t you?

      Instead of showing the percentage of the population of Norway who are migrants (as defined by being born outside of Norway), which is one of the lowest in Europe at 7.4% you cite the number of people who “identify as migrants” which sounds to me like a decidedly non-arbitrary number and includes those who were not born in Norway AND those who were born in Norway but have parents not born in Norway.

      I’m not sure who decided that all Norwegian residents whose parents were not born in Norway “identify as Migrants” but it sounds a bit like a statistical beat up to me. Lets not even start to look at the fact that of the 8 highest contributing nationalities to Norwegian migration 4 of them (including the top 2) are from other European countries.

      I don’t fully agree with the facts you cite but kudos for being willing to use facts, far too many argue with ideologies instead of facts these days.

      ....and PG, forget to take the Lithium today did we?

    • howy says:

      04:55pm | 10/08/10

      They’re very low numbers Lucy and they show that there’s no need for mass immigration at all. And these countries also have a fatalistic birthrate.

    • Samuel says:

      08:25am | 10/08/10

      My favourite line: “imposing right wing supporters on the ABC board”.  God forbid those evil righties have an opinion!  Much less have a job!

    • Libertarian vegetarian says:

      08:47am | 10/08/10

      Really??  Howard hadn’t even been elected when the Paxtons were on TV. Keating was PM.  Perhaps this so called downward envy was the result of Hewson threatening to cut the dole in the 1993 election and making sure pretty much every single one of the one million unemployed all voted Labor, thus foisting the biggest snob PM ever back onto us for another 3 years.

    • Davido says:

      08:49am | 10/08/10

      Yes, Howard left a terrible legacy:

      - he removed the law making it an offense for a person to enter the country illegally;
      - he disenfranchised hundreds of thousands of voters;
      - he perpetrated the greatest and most flagrant breaches of the separation of state and church ever seen in this country;
      - he spent tax payers money on silk wallpaper ($9000 a roll) for his government jet;
      - he was the highest spending prime minister of all time. In a single year he spent over $600,000 of taxpayer money on flying between his Canberra and Sydney homes;
      - he left the economy in tatters.

      Good one. I couldn’t be happier that the electorate left a footprint on his backside as he scurried away in shame.

    • Ham says:

      01:06pm | 10/08/10

      Davido, Is it a terrible legacy to disenfranchise hundreds of thoasands of voters? What about the other millions of people? He did get elected four times.
      You say he ‘perpetrated the greatest and most flagrant breaches of the separation of state and church ever seen in this country’. What a very dramatic statement, but I do not recall seeing witches burnt in the street or the return of the spanish inquisition.
      Also, can you please enlighten me as to how Howard left the economy in tatters? Where do you think all Labor’s stimulus money came from?
      Are you really so deranged that you don’t see how prosperous our country was under Howard, or are you mearly an employee of Labor party?

    • Davido says:

      01:40pm | 10/08/10

      Forgot something else.

      Howard took one of the best conservative parties on the planet and made it a home for racists and the rabid religious right.

      Congratulations. Don’t the let door hit you on the way out mate.

    • antman says:

      03:18pm | 10/08/10

      Ham, do you understand the meaning of the term “structural deficit”? that’s what Howard left us with. His budgets were reliant on ongoing windfall tax receipts well above historical averages. Once tax receipts fell by around $100 million due to the GFC (most Australian taxpaying businesses are NOT mining companies), the Federal Government was immediately plunged into deficit, stimulus spending or no.

    • Randal says:

      05:05pm | 10/08/10

      No antman, that’s what the ALP are relying on to return their budget to surplus, Costello was always very clear on this and structured the budget to pay for itself with any windfalls passed onto the surplus.

      This ensures that regardless of less than expected returns the budget would stay in the black and a very effective strategy that saw Australia’s Net Debt retired by 2007.

      That’s why Australia had those record surpluses under the Howard government, it is now this government that has changed that game and are now plugging record pricing into the forward estimates to create the case for a return to surplus, any drop in those resource markets and bye bye surplus.

      On top of that there is no plan to actually claw back the $90 billion national government they have accumulated over the past 2 years, so this number will peak at 6% of GDP and if the record trading terms do not hold blow out further.

      This now is the end of your lesson in actual macroeconomics and it is now back to the shallow end of the gene pool for you and Davido.

    • Why the hell is nobody watching the High Court? says:

      07:43pm | 10/08/10

      At least the disenfranchisement issue has partially been reversed.  I’m amazed mainstream media hasn’t picked it up yet: GetUp’s campaign in the High Court to reverse Howard’s rule of “one working day after the election’s called to enrol” has actually succeeded: those sections of the Electoral Act have been repealed as against the Australian Constitution, as of 6 August.  There’s 100,000 people denied enrolment who now can and should go and demand their enrolments proceed.

    • Christine says:

      09:00am | 10/08/10

      Thank you for reminding us about the horrid greedy days of Liberal neo-fascist rule.  In four years, the Liberals have had four leaders.  Howard who got dumped by his electorate, Nelson and Turnbull who got shafted well and truly by Tony Abbott, and now the well-heeled and dishonest have him as their leader.  God help the people of Australia.  Look for huge rises in crime rates if people are stupid enough to elect him because he is promising to cut welfare for those people under 30.  People that nobody will employ because they do not fit the image of the capitalist businessman’s desired worker.

    • Macca says:

      09:43am | 10/08/10

      @Christine, the states look after Crime, not federal. If you are implying that the liberals never provide welfare, than I’m not quite sure what policy to look at that kept Howard in power. Welfare to the masses was about all he ever promised.

      And I’m not sure how you could overlook the ALP as dishonest…

    • iansand says:

      11:55am | 10/08/10

      Macca - There is a strong correlation between crime rates and poverty.

    • DocBud says:

      12:32pm | 10/08/10

      “People that nobody will employ because they do not fit the image of the capitalist businessman’s desired worker.”

      Are you nuts, Christine? (your language does suggest a certain irrationality, e.g. neo-fascist). I’m a capitalist businessman (is there any other kind?) and we employ more under 30s than over 30s. Of course, we do have a requirement that people must come to where the work is (Central Queensland), how evil of us.

    • Nigel Catchlove says:

      09:25am | 10/08/10

      It only takes one lap of the goldfish bowl for Labor supporters to forget the horror that the Rudd/Gillard Government has given us over the past 2 ½ years.
      Class Envy – the Rudd/Gillard Government developed a special phrase to .
      Un-Core Promises – Rudd and Gillard took a different spin on this achievement.  Spin being the operative word. Just to mention three, we had Grocery Watch which was killed off by Ministerial press release very late on a Friday afternoon at the end of a Parliamentary sitting session the day after Michael Jackson died – pure coincidence in the timing I’m sure. Fuel Watch, promised but not delivered and200 childcare centres, promised but not delivered, that’ll do you get my point.
      Dog-Whistling – ‘Another boat, another policy failure’, Julia Gillard. So far this year 150 policy failures by the government who blame everyone they can but fail to acknowledge that the changes they made to policy had any influence on the flow of illegal immigrants arriving by boat.
      Boondoggling –  Rudd/Gillard like Howard before them focused the national interest into the backyard of voters in marginal seats, using the electoral pendulum to deliver spending to the communities whose votes he needed most. This included $150 million for a train line in the coal mining district of NSW to improve our ability to get coal to the market – this at the same time as telling us that alternatives need to be used for coal. Hypocrites.
      Casino Capitalism –Those $900 cheques went down a treat!
      Stomping Out Dissent – Filtering the internet feed and keeping the filtered URLs secret.  If the proposed system worked surely the government could tell us what they were keeping from our eyes.
      Saying Sorry – That made a difference to the lives of indigenous Australians didn’t it? How about action rather than words to ‘close the gap’.  More spin.
      Environmental Denial – The greatest moral challenge of our time became the greates political whimper of our time under Rudd/Gillard. Weak leadership and a desire to be a superstar on the world stage helped sink this promise and now we just have to wait – they’ll deliver something eventually.
      Knighting Unionists – While waterfront reforms forced through under Howard help lift the lagging container rates at all of our ports and removing unfair dismissal legislation encouraged small business to hire people, those moves didn’t help the country apparently and the slow descent into mediocrity begins. Another three years – I don’t think so ...

    • Snake Plisskin says:

      09:55am | 10/08/10

      Not bad. But I don’t think “goldfish” is the correct term. Goldfish do have memories.

      Us voters just don’t have any decent viable options.

      I do prefer a government that provides services rather than stuttering about “it’s state’s responsibilities not ours [even though we have the money and not them]”

    • Ben81 says:

      03:59pm | 10/08/10

      You should educate yourself on how GST revenue works and the state-federal balance of power and spending responsibilities.  I think you’ll find that in most cases infrastructure spending *is* the responsibility of the states.
      Are you saying you don’t have a viable option because nobody is pledging to strip the states of all their powers or abolish them?

    • Peter Lewis says:

      10:15am | 10/08/10

      Here’s a few more the subs took out:

      Brown-Nose Diplomacy– John Howard spent the best years of his Prime Ministership embedded somewhere inside George W Bush’s fundamental.

      Misuse of Australian sporting regalia – As leader John Howard stalked the dressing room of every national sporting side, donned the green and gold trackies for his morning constitutional and delivered possible the worst delivery ever while playing cricket with Australian troops. Since he left office, being a sporting tragic has thankfully gone out of vogue.

      Two-Tiered Education – John Howard introduced full fee university degrees, pumped up funding to private schools while overseeing the decline in national academic standards.

    • The Scarlet Pimpernel says:

      10:35am | 10/08/10

      I don’t recall Howard’s policies killing any workers. Pink batts, anyone?

    • Evan Findlay says:

      11:44am | 10/08/10

      The Scarlet Pimpernel,
      War anyone! You had a choice of two under Howard.

    • Snake Plisskin says:

      12:32pm | 10/08/10

      Yes Scarlet Pimpernel

      Gillard and Rudd were hiding in rooves waiting for shonky tradies who were out to earn a fast and cheap buck and Gillard and Rudd pushed them down a flight of stairs and set fire to the place.

      No responsibility could be attributed to the shonky tradie…......

    • The King says:

      12:33pm | 10/08/10

      Johnny Howard is the Greatest Prime Minister this nation has had and was welcomed into dressing rooms - nothing like the support of the nation’s leader!
      K Rudd was a sport hater/pretender - who else wears a scarf in Qld in February - what an immense tool he is!
      And Julia’s faux ‘Bulldogs’ support is laughable!

      Brown Nose diplomacy - I think you’ll find the Kruddler had more than his nose penetrating Obama’s date

    • Christian Real says:

      12:50pm | 10/08/10

      The Scarlet Pimpinel
      The Labor governments policies did not kill any workers, the companies that employed them did by not providing training and ensuring a safe workplace for their workers.
      Under WorkPlace Health and Safety Laws it was the responsibility of the companies that employed people to install batts in roofs of houses. to ensure that those they had employed was trained in accordance to the WorkPlace Health and Safety Rules and that their workplace was safe to work in.
      Maybe on your assumption to falsely blame the Government, that The former Liberal Goverernment should be held accountable for committing Australia and Australians into a war with Iraq that was based purely on false and misleading information about weapons of mass destruction that no longer existed, and maybe Howard and his former government should also be held responsible for the deaths of innocent Iraqi citizens

    • The Scarlet Pimpernel says:

      01:14pm | 10/08/10

      @ Christian

      get real. The ALP Government stood back and threw money at anyone who said they could install insulation. With no qualifications.

      Furthermore, the rorting started with a certain group importing insulation direct from China - insulation that did not meet Australian design or safety standards. Then there were the unlicensed companies doing shoddy work. Worst of all was when a certain ethnic group well-known for crime and scams, decided that they didn’t even have to install any insulation; just send Rudd and Gillard the invoice, which was promptly paid.

      Read my lips - there was NO, repeat NO oversight of the spending of billins of dollars of taxpayer money either in insulation or school halls.

      I wouldn’t trust this woman to run a tuckshop.

      Oh dear, perhaps that was the wrong analogy.

    • DocBud says:

      01:24pm | 10/08/10

      The scheme was administered and funded by the Federal government. The companies effectively sub-contracted to the government so they jointly shared OH&S responsibility. Furthermore, the government should have foreseen that giving away taxpayer’s money in this way had the potential to encourage shonky operators and should have put the necessary controls in place.

    • KH says:

      01:49pm | 10/08/10

      Evan - there is a difference between ‘policy’ and shonky operators taking advantage of said policy.  Contrary to popular belief, the ‘government’ can’t possibly vet every man and his dog that starts touting themselves as an ‘insulation contractor’.  Thats what industry bodies are supposed to do.  Further to that, lets not forget the personal responsibility of these ‘home owners’  - you hire a contractor with no qualifications, you get problems.  The ‘government’ can’t make every decision for you - at some point, the buck stops with you.

    • iansand says:

      05:05pm | 10/08/10

      I was trying to think of some Liberal funded infrastructure programmes on which workers died.  Because, using the “logic” of many here, Mr Howard and Mr Abbott. would be responsible for those deaths.  Death is, unfortunately, still an inevitable part of construction projects.  My problem with this exercise is that I cannot recall any Liberal funded large infrastructure projects.

    • Randal says:

      05:43pm | 10/08/10

      There where plenty of projects Iansand, just not one’s where billions where ripped off the top or people killed, you see we handle things differently in the Liberal Party.

      Firstly we don’t waste money on pointless programs and secondly when we do implement them we do so with the oversight they require.

      Something your pals at the ALP could do well to practise for the future, it’s what I like to call “dotting the I’s and crossing the T’s” something your outgoing Fiance Minister does not find important, nor apparently does your ageing rocker of an Environment Minister - he still is a Minister is he not, it’s just that I cannot remember seeing him for a while.

      To be fair the same goes for their leader, so I am probably being harsh as he deserves the most criticsim as she would “do it all again the same way”. Now if that does not make the nation nervous I am not sure what would!

    • Snake Plisskin says:

      05:54pm | 10/08/10

      @Randal

      The Iraq and Afghanistan wars have cost us billions and have killed many Australians.

      They are both Liberal policy.

    • Aitch B says:

      10:56pm | 10/08/10

      @Christian:

      You say….. “The former Liberal Goverernment should be held accountable for committing Australia and Australians into a war with Iraq that was based purely on false and misleading information about weapons of mass destruction that no longer existed, and maybe Howard and his former government should also be held responsible for the deaths of innocent Iraqi citizens”.

      If that is your belief then so should your beloved ALP government be held responsible. You conveniently and quite disgracefully choose to ignore Rudd’s 100% support at the time. Don’t recall Rudd’s “indisputable evidence” statement in parliament in support of Howard’s decision?

      Didn’t think so….....

      @Snake…..... and Labor policy too, it seems.

    • Aitch says:

      11:04pm | 10/08/10

      Um…. Peter

      . You obviously missed Kev wearing a Wallaby scarf while talking to the players. Or indeed a Kangaroos scarf while talking to them.

      And you obviously don’t watch the cricket on 9. Guest commentator anyone?

      And let’s not even talk about Julia donning Western Bulldogs gear and giggling her way into the rooms after the game for a gold old singalong and cuddle with big bad Barry!

      Out of vogue? Hardly…........

      Populist? You betcha!!

    • Somethin Fishy says:

      10:19am | 10/08/10

      Goldfish have a memory.  Mine remember their feeding spot every day.

      ‘Goldfish have a memory-span of at least three months and can distinguish between different shapes, colors and sounds.’

      (Research by the School of Psychology at the University of Plymouth in 2003).

      http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/02/19/2166204.htm

    • shabangabang says:

      10:23am | 10/08/10

      If Howard did so well why is he now effectively unemployable at an international level? Not even the ICC has any respect for the man. He may have done what he believed to be right, but all the bridges he burnt along the way are now coming back to haunt him.

    • Macca says:

      10:42am | 10/08/10

      @Shabang, the ICC condmened Daryl Hair and defended Murali. Using them as a character reference is probably not a good way to attack Australia’s second longest serving PM. Even Roebuck, who was ridiculously opposed to Howard has defended him against the ICC.

      More to the point, how may 71 year olds do you know that are currently employed?

    • Phil says:

      10:49am | 10/08/10

      He is nearly 70. Would you want to work at that age if you didnt have to. I am sure he is on a few boards, but have no proof of this.

    • The King says:

      02:55pm | 10/08/10

      The ICC, essentially the ‘Indian Cricket Council’ is against Howard because they want a ‘yes’ man that will do what ever they say, and not a man of honour and integrity that will do what is best for the game.

    • pisces says:

      10:33am | 10/08/10

      Love the Downward Envy bit.

    • thatmosis says:

      10:34am | 10/08/10

      This has been a paid political announcement for the Labor Party should have been the prefix to this crap.  The Liberal/Nationals whilst not being perfect at least had us in surplus, had the economy running well and then thud, the Labor rorters got in and we have massive debt growing at $100m a day minimum, people dead , houses destroyed, business closed and people put out of work, billions wasted on the BER and the NBN, failed policy after failed policy and you try and run the Liberals down. Get out among the real world and smell the roses. This Labor Government is the carbon copy of the previous Labor Governments and State Labor Governmnents that have left Australians in debt up to their ears and then crow about what a great job they are doing. All the pigs are serviced and ready to fly.

    • Evan Findlay says:

      11:47am | 10/08/10

      With the amount of tax revenue falling in their lap it would be near impossible not to have a surplus. If they cut out the unsustainable middleclass welfare there would have been a sh*tload more! But they had to get themselves re-elected somehow.

    • Realist says:

      10:46am | 10/08/10

      It seems to me that this article has hit a soft-spot for supporters of the Conservative side of politics. Hence the need to launch into an unnecessarily long, and lacklustre attack on the valid criticisms of Howard.

      Howard was a smart politician, but the mistakes and unpopular decisions are evident. He still pulls the strings behind the scenes. The only difference is this time, the puppet is a dangerous idiot.

    • Common sense says:

      11:57am | 10/08/10

      Even though “the puppet” is a Rhodes Scholar with more brains than any one of the Labor supporters who have commentated here.  Can’t they see the rorts & waste with pink batts & the BER?  Blind & dumb -typical Labor.  & Rudd who was called “Dr Death” during his Queensland State Labor Government stint!  By the way, does Peter Lewis not know the difference between “bought and brought”?  Very poor for a journalist.

    • The Badger says:

      02:49pm | 10/08/10

      @ Common sense

      I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. 
      Mark Twain

    • Realist says:

      12:02am | 12/08/10

      @ Common Sense.
      For someone with the name ‘Common Sense’, you clearly don’t use much. Arguments over Pink Batts is a shameful use of tragedy for political point-scoring. Any educated person knows that Ministers are not involved to such a degree that they can 100% control what occurs on the ground. Therefore ‘common sense’ would dictate that neither Kevin Rudd nor Julia Gillard personally installed faulty insulation. How can such a rort be solely blamed on the Party in power? That’s like arresting John Howard for the Wheat Board scandal.

    • Andy W says:

      11:27am | 10/08/10

      Not true Peter
      Howard showed guts and determination when he carried out his mean spirited bashing of defenseless minorities in a quest for votes.
      He showed conviction when he changed the law to exclude young left leaning voters from voting.
      He showed diligence when orchestrated the canceling of the anti- government high rating ABC show The Glass House.
      All qualities that a PM should have.
      Bring back Tony Howard!!!

    • Holly says:

      11:38am | 10/08/10

      The Scarlet Pimpernel - without any real evidence of WMDs and without any parliamentary discussion John Howard took this country to war with Iraq.

    • weeny says:

      12:12pm | 10/08/10

      Peter,
      You forgot to remember that Gillard only 6years ago backed and supported Mark Latham.  Now that would have been good for the country wouldn’t it.  Also 8 years ago Gillard was a member of the Fabian society (communism).  Now that would be good for Australia wouldn’t it.  I would suggest you are so far to the left that you couldn’t remember where your right hand indicator is on your car.

    • The Scarlet Pimpernel says:

      12:22pm | 10/08/10

      @ Holly

      Scraping the bottom of the barrel appears to be endemic to those on the left; soldiers go to war, that’s what they do. You cannot compare that to what happened due to Labor’s lack of oversight on the insulation scheme. Try again.

    • Evan Findlay says:

      01:17pm | 10/08/10

      The Scarlet Pimpernel,
      Scrapping the bottom of the barrel is the only place to find you. “Soldiers go to war” Brilliant! Nothing gets past you!
      And your right, how can you compare an outright lie to the Australian people. A Prime Minister, a deceptive and conniving stain on Australia’s reputation who sent our troops to a war he knew was based on lies so as to please his master G.W.Bush. There is no equal to that sort of disgraceful behaviour.

    • Adam says:

      12:32pm | 10/08/10

      If only the Coalition had have locked up more union officials. Still, there’s always next time.

    • Davido says:

      01:48pm | 10/08/10

      Funny how the rabid right never seem to include the AMA in their frankly bizarre and outdated attacks on unions.

    • David J says:

      12:32pm | 10/08/10

      I get the impression Howard is still pulling the strings in the back ground. That may or may not be a false impression but its a good enough reason for me not to vote for Abbott.

    • TimB says:

      01:15pm | 10/08/10

      So, baseless conspiracy theories are enough to influence your vote?

      Gotcha.

    • scarlettlies says:

      01:04pm | 10/08/10

      @ scarlett pimp.Labours lack of oversight? You wanted the federal ministers responsible to go around with the contractors whilst putting insulation into every roof? Try again! The contractors should have been providing safe working environments for their workers. The same as every other business in Australia is required to do!

    • Randal says:

      05:25pm | 10/08/10

      No scarlettlies, what we expected was:

      1. That the Department headed by Garrett would not have registered companies with no background or skills in insulation and ensure this roll out was handled by industry professionals.

      2. That when the concerns where first raised, by the industry, unions, fire brigades and State government officials of the dangers of the program, that the department would have implemented a policy that protected home owners from registered government insulation providers by ensuring they met safety standards.

      3. That after the first house fires where clearly linked to the insulation, stopped the program initiated a full investigation and ensured that proper procedures where now in place to ensure the safety of people’s homes.

      4. After the first death’s and constant and consistent advise that the program was now dangerous, resulting in multiple lost properties and now a loss of life acted to immediately suspend the program pending a full investigation.

      But none of that happened, instead ‘fly by nighters’ paid for by the Federal government continued to knock on doors representing the government’s program and lay dangerous and what proved to be fatal insulation.

      In fact it took over 12 months, enormous public and political pressure before they acted and shut the program down, too late for the 4 that lost their lives and the hundred’s that lost their homes, for the 300,000 houses currently fitted with useless and potentially dangerous insulation.

      You see what we expect from government’s when rolling out billion dollar programs is careful planning with all potential affects assessed prior to the cheque’s being written, and then constant review and should issue’s be evident that can have as devastating effect as the Pink Batt’s program, immediate action to rectify.

      Not much to ask in my view, but apparently you are happy to judge a government by lesser standards and I guess that is why you vote Labor as a lesser standard is what they guarantee.

    • hmm says:

      01:13pm | 10/08/10

      I do not for a minute believe the government was responsible for shonky tradies or people who don’t bother to check the credentials of tradespeople before commencing work.  There were a sheer high number of fires in particular, but that can almost be expected due to the high number of new installations.  Do peoplee expect K Rudd or J Gillard to personally check everything was safe at old Mrs Smith’s residence?  Off course not, that responsibility lies with the homeowner and the tradie.  Further I believe the BER, although not perfect, was overall a success and many schools are thrilled with the infrastructure.  I am in agreeance with the stimulus packages but against the way it was done, ie money spent overseas instead of within Australia.  I would have preferred the money not be given directly to so many people, or at least capped, ie some families receiving $20K.  I don’t want an ETS.  I didn’t believe in the increased alcopops and cigarette taxes.  All in all the Rudd government was not perfect, but they’re a damn site better as a political force than Abbott will ever be.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      06:54pm | 10/08/10

      But, But…... that is advocating individual responsibility…something that both parties hate. The government is supposed to kiss it and make it better. Or at least throw money at it. I could understand if the Liberals were chastising Labor for not blacklisting the individuals involved in shonky insulation installation or ripping off the BER, but to campaign that it is all the governments responsibility and not the individuals or companies involved in the government program is disingenous at best.

    • Jason CR says:

      08:07pm | 10/08/10

      @hmmm
      Why was Peter Garrett removed from the portfolio again?  Remind me again.

    • hmm says:

      10:47am | 11/08/10

      Shane of Melbourne, you say it’s disingenous to not take personal responsibility.  Well you’re just waffling (what the Libs do best).  Explain why please???  We had installation installed prior to the GFC and if there was a problem I would blame the installation company.  Why would anything change just because the government provided funding???  Why do the Lib supporters appear to be the noisy minority?  They are all over news.com and talkback.  That tells me enough about their intelligence.  BTW I have to go as I do have a job, which is better than what the Libs could ever offer me under the GFC.

    • Amber says:

      01:50pm | 10/08/10

      I recall Maxine McKew at the last election, all flushed with victory, loudly proclaiming that ..‘Never again will the people of Bennelong be taken for granted’’ - and then promptly disappeared.
      Labor policy #1 - Get Elected; don’t worry about afterwards.

    • The Scarlet Pimpernel says:

      01:53pm | 10/08/10

      @ hmm

      It isn’t a question of being happy to get a new school hall (of course they would be) but whether the taxpayer received value for money.

      Let me make it simple for you. If Gillard gave me a brand new taxpayer-funded Holden, I’d be stoked. I would, however, wonder why the price of that Holden was the same as a new Mercedes-Benz and I would question who pocketed the difference and why I couldn’t have the Mercedes.

      And I’d certainly be asking questions of whoever was responsible for splashing the cash around initially and why they were not more careful.

    • hmm says:

      02:15pm | 10/08/10

      TSP - money had to be spent somwhere and what better way to spend it but on infrastructure in our long ignored education system under Howard.  The BER was an overall success and comparing motor vehicles does nothing for your argument.  The Libs voted against the cash splash so effectively they were just sitting on their hands hoping the GFC would just go away.  For the record I may not agree with everything the Labor party does or stand for, but they are far superior in governing ALL of Australia (not just the top end) than the Libs.  Abbott hasn’t a chance of getting over the line.  Look at the latest sporting bets.  They never lie.

    • Ben81 says:

      04:05pm | 10/08/10

      “hmm”, you’ve completely ignored the Scarlet Pimpernel’s point and gone off on a tangent.  Any twit knows that quickly shovelling around cash would stimulate the economy, the problem is that it shouldn’t be an excuse to overlook blatant waste, especially when a large proportion of the spending is happening long after the threat of a recession has passed.

    • hmm says:

      04:33pm | 10/08/10

      Ben, I did not miss any point from the above post.  I stand by my comment that the stimulus packages were not managed perfectly, however were preferred to sitting on one’s arse and doing nothing (aka Libs).  Keep in mind there will always be whingers in every demographic and sites like this are dumping grounds for the Lib nutters out there.  They appear to be a fairly uneducated lot as a whole.  BTW are you suggesting they just pull the plug on COMMITED spending???  They would then be accused of not following through on core promises.

    • Randal says:

      06:12pm | 10/08/10

      What a classic Labor apologist you are @hmmm… Yes they wasted the money you say, the BER program was ripped off you agree… people died and had their houses burnt down by the pink batts program… but come on we had to do something and you evil Liberals would have done nothing… come on only Labor looks after ALL Australian’s and you Liberals are all right wing nutters…

      Please give us a spell, programs that waste billions in rorts are not successful, and no, just because some houses actually got half decent insulation does not make that program a success either… Basically the rule is if you get ripped off billons and burn down people’s homes and have death’s from your program, it’s not a success, no matter which way you spin it.

      It’s called a lack of initial foresight and then oversight, and when you are rolling out $42 billion in spending you need both to be right on the money with both and it’s not an excuse to say, “yeah but it was a crisis” as governments always are in a crisis of some kind and it is how coolly they handle the crisis to which they should be judged.

      For your information stimulus contributed 0.8% of GDP growth out of the 1.7% national growth rate, with almost no impact from the batts or BER - one because it was single targeted abject failure, and the other because of the contract nature of the work the money had not hit the economy.

      As for the Liberal’s sitting on their hands, that’s simply untrue and they believed that some stimulus was needed, just not to the size and in the wasteful areas it was thrown, and the growth clearly supports that strategy as the right one.

    • Ben81 says:

      10:58pm | 10/08/10

      So you think the waste is acceptable, got it.  I guess i’m just one of those uneducated whingeing Lib nutters who asks questions when taxpayers money is being pissed down the drain.  The alternative is not “doing nothing”, it’s being responsible and not treating the global financial crisis as an excuse to have a spending silly season assuming any usual accountability of the government is forgiven.  Just look at the insulation program as well on the long list of other things, you’d have to have rose coloured glasses on to think we have any sort of value for money from all that.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      02:44pm | 10/08/10

      I’m bored debating the brain dead Liberal fanboys. I’d sooner watch the Liberal Party stuff up the country. Abbott for PM, so we can end this farce and fall behind Asia and Europe even quicker.

    • Peter Seal says:

      03:35pm | 10/08/10

      Great to see that Howard and Abbott apologist respondents to this article are still devoid of reality. The author is spot on. But then again truth has never been welcomed by Liberals.

    • TerryWright says:

      04:32pm | 10/08/10

      It might seem unimportant but what about John Howard’s failed drug policy.

      It started with his notorious decision to veto the ACT heroin trials although it had the support of his own party, Labor, most of the states, AMA and many major medical organisations. He claimed it wouldn’t work and “sent the wrong message”. Since then, prescription heroin has been tested or made permanent in the UK, Germany, Switzerland, The Netherlands, Spain, Canada and Denmark with several other governments looking to implement it.

      This sparked off his “Tough on Drugs” campaign which saw Australia slip away as the world leader in harm minimisation. Howard’s actions included - sacking experts from government drug agencies and replacing them with his own cronies (e.g. Maj. Brian Watters - Salvos). Increased penalties for drug offences. Misleading and exaggerated anti-drug campaigns. Falsified government information on drug harms. Ignored research and evidence that didn’t fit in with the “Tough on Drugs” rhetoric. He even tried to deny that harm minimisation was our official drug policy. At their pinnacle, the Howard government produced the The Bishop Report: “The Winnable War on Drugs”, which gained international notoriety as the most agenda driven, dangerous and evidence free enquiry ever held by an Australian government.

      The cost? 1000’s of lives, tens of 1,000s of ruined families. A huge prison population of non-violent drug users. And a whopping $5-10 billion dollars wasted each year on fighting our own useless drug war.

      We threw away the opportunity to maintain our lead on progressive, evidence based policies that were saving lives. Instead, all our good work was tossed aside and replaced with the US style Zero Tolerance approach, against the advice of all the experts.

      Surely, one of Howard’s most damaging strategies?

    • Randal says:

      04:54pm | 10/08/10

      Is that all you lot have left Peter, attempting to muckrake Australia’s second longest serving Prime Minister, not sure that is the way to go, as his achievements only highlight the farce that is the Rudd/Gillard soap opera, and their government pales into insignificance by comparison.

      Try these achievements for size

      1. Strong economic management that helped, by Gilard’s own admission helped Australia survive the GFC through multiple budget surpluses, provided an average growth of 3.6% and eliminated the Hawke/Keating debt of $96 billion, work undone within 2 years of a Rudd/Gillard government.
      2. Setting in place strong regulatory control over Australia’s financial institutions, ensuring these institutions remained highly capitalised when the GFC hit - critical and often forgotten reason Australia fared so much better out of the GFC.
      3. Increase in household income by 50%, and real wages by 21% - now that’s how you tackle cost of living pressure, you run a strong economy and allow the community to generate real wealth.
      4. Creation of over 2 million real jobs from the private sector - not pretend jobs made up by a pretend PM to make bad policies seem successful.
      5. Implementation of the independence of the Reserve Bank to control monetary policy and the return of Australia’s AAA rating lost under Labor - Avoids the repeat of the Keating monetary policy disaster of the 80’s.
      6. Implementing real tax reform that removed the old hidden tax system that so riddled business with the implementation of the GST (despite the risk of losing government), balanced with regular cut’s to income, still being delivered in the last budget and due to the Howard government’s brilliant economic management - and not anything to do with anything the ALP implemented despite their claims to the contrary.
      7. Reforms on the waterfront that has lifted our wharfs to world standards, critical to support Australia’s industries and export markets - these reforms simply would not have occurred under a union controlled ALP.
      8. Increases in Health spending of 88%, Government schools by 150%, Higher Education facilities by 100%, trade training places by 250,000 - Real facts that cannot be disputed despite the lies of the ALP in an attempt to distort the truth.
      9. Real border protection policies that reduced the boats to 3 a year - instead of the 3 a week we now have
      10. Instituting nation-wide gun controls following the Port Arthur massacre - you know Peter actually looking the electorate in the eye and doing something unpopular because it is right - something that neither Rudd or Gillard are capable of.

      I could go on and on… the establishment of the Future Fund, Work for the Dole, record export growth, creating peace and independence for East Timor and the Solomon Islands etc… etc…

      The reality is Peter that John Howard provided leadership and a strong and stable government that will be remembered through time as the most prosperous era in Australia’s history with critical reforms that lifted Australia to the top of the global pack, all the ALP will be remembered for during their brief stint in the job is at quiz nights when questions are asked about the only Prime Minister to be knifed by his own in a first term? Who is the Australia’s fifth shortest serving PM? Name the two governments that served a single term?

      So jibe all you want, but when push comes to shove the Australian people (outside of the crazed left) will hold Howard in a regard and esteem that Gillard and Rudd will only be able to dream about as they pick through carcass of all they did wrong in government that led to them being ousted by the Australian people after such a short time in office, at least Scullen could blame the Great Depression, so tell me what’s their excuse Peter?

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      07:00pm | 10/08/10

      You forgot John Howard, architect of the present middle class welfare system. Also responsible for the present baby boom and property bubble. All which will come back to haunt us in ten to twenty years time

    • Peter Seal says:

      09:47pm | 10/08/10

      Not a jibe its fact. Your contibution does no more than prove my point that truth is clearly the first and most obvious sad casualty when dealing with history according to Liberals

    • Holly says:

      06:37pm | 10/08/10

      If there is one main reason why I think Tony Abbott is not fit to lead this country it is his involvement in mounting a civil case against Pauline Hanson (whose views I don’t agree with but she did have the democratic right to put them to the country) which resulted in a jail term for her.  Abbott tried to deny the full extent of his involvement but when written proof was provided during an interview, he claimed that misleading the ABC (i.e. you and I the viewers) was not as bad as misleading parliament.

      In my mind his actions were totally unforgivable, particularly as he was seeking to pervert the democratic processes of this country.

    • Ben81 says:

      03:12pm | 11/08/10

      Pauline Hanson was convicted in a fair trial, the government’s involvement went as far as funding the legal action.  Labor was pretty well ok with all of that too at the time, as long as politically convenient anyway.

    • Michael says:

      06:27pm | 11/08/10

      Actually, it wasn’t a fair trial.

      It was overturned on appeal as a misconstrued charge from the start.  The Court of Appeal said she should never have been charged in the first place.

    • Ben81 says:

      01:45am | 12/08/10

      Yes it was Michael, a conviction being overturned isn’t an unusual occurrence.  And Tony Abbott didn’t prosecute and charge her, just a small detail.

    • jane says:

      08:10pm | 10/08/10

      The handskake that Latham gave Howard, was said to cost Latham the Prime Ministership. What should have got the real publicity, was that prior to that, Howard gave Latham`s wife a real bone crusher. Latham was just giving Howard what he deserved. It seems a strange situation, where it was all right for Howard to do this to a woman. but very bad for Latham to give Howard what he deserved.

    • Aitch B says:

      11:14pm | 10/08/10

      Yeah….. and Keating touched up the Queen!

    • marley says:

      09:30pm | 10/08/10

      So Howard gave Latham’s wife a “real bone crusher.”  Who says so?  Latham?  Now that’s a reliable source. Not.

      I’m no fan of Howard’s, but I certainly wouldn’t take anything Latham says as gospel.  He’s just another bully trying to justify his own poor behaviour by saying that Johnny started it all.  Schoolyard stuff.  And he could have been PM.  Now that’s scary.

    • John says:

      03:06pm | 11/08/10

      Ah ,the good old days,I remember our corner shop had a barrel of Russian Caviar,the best there was,now it is gone.
      Why? it didn’t bother anyone.

    • Dara says:

      06:43pm | 11/08/10

      I used to buy a kilo of Beluga caviar every week ,now thanks to Rudd and Gillard all I can afford is black Vegemite.
      Next time please think about us poor people when you place your votes.
      Have little understanding please.I don’t think I can live without my caviar much longer.

    • Dave B says:

      07:36pm | 11/08/10

      I suspect you are all taking this far too seriously.

      We’ll get the government we deserve.

      Unfortunately.

 

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